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I'll watch it twice

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I Madame Webed?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to shoot webs down my throat

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch it nonce.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no you wont

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the logic behind making Spider-Man adjacent characters have their own movie when they don't really work without Spider-Man?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Yes."
      -Sony

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For Sony to say frick you mouse we still own this shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd respect the dedication more if they'd written any good stories.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's all Sony can do

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They seem to be losing money on all of them but Venom, so probably not a good idea

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're pretty inexpensive to make so they don't lose too much, and Venom is so successful it recoups any losses.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or: Only make Venom movies instead and then you won't have to recoup any losses

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              moronic old WHITE execs are still chasing after that "Cinematic Universe" money even after the MCU died.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sony is stupid and thinks that if they keep trying they'll eventually make another Venom level success, not realizing that the reason Venom worked was because he's a well known character who can be interesting without Spider-Man and not Kraven The Hunter.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They own the rights and Venom worked so they want to keep trying until they get another hit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you never read the sony leaks did you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony years after the shared universe craze and everyones given up trying to copy MCU: "SHARED UNIVERSE GOOD, SHARED UNIVERSE HOT"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raimi redditors always pretend that they're camp classic like with Morbius and Venom. They're consoomers to the core who love Sony and Miles Morales

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just coom to webms of Moner and Sydney

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madam Pleb

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I flop bad?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    for every Chud that says they won't see it because it's 'woke' I'm going to buy TWO tickets

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have that much money

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just trying to get around the no singles policy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really that woke when:
      Dakota is known to defend men accused for sexual abuse and slam cancel culture and Sydney's family is known to be a bunch of Republicans? Also the marketing is leaning pretty heavily into Dakota and Sydney being sexual and wanting men to watch them being sexual, all for a supposed kids movie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is it that woke
        All female leads says yes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Two attractive lesbian leads

        I will now watch your film

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times will you watch Captain America Blacked New World?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they photoshop Harrison Ford's face onto Red Hulk?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's webbin' time
    hell yeah

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to watch this in hope that there is lesbian fan service.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will bomb so fricking hard it's gonna make The Marvels look like Avatar

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I’m going to see it twice.

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