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500 days of summer
Numbers on treadmill going up
All of these are correct OP, hit the gym
don't listen to them. It's cope. I did it and it makes no difference
Anyone who tells a guy to start lifting weights and waste his money to gay gyms should commit suicide. It's homosexual behaviour. Real men don't go to the gym. They don't need constant positive nuggets of stimuli to function. They take on the current of life by the skin of their teeth. They work and build a good body from there. Men are feminized to insane levels.
>Hit the gym
Oh, and buy dumb supplements and listen to some goy rap music while you lift objects like an embarrassing moron. Go work with your hands. Stop being a feminized waste of breath.
Lotta words to say you're a dyel hahaha
you don't have to be a meathead to lift weights you moron
being in shape is good for your brain
there's a strong positive correlation between physical activity and intellectual ability at least at the middle of the scale which judging by your post, you are on the lower end of
My brain bigger than you haha
okay but what if you have an office/non physical job, that guy should exercise in some way when he has down time to keep himself sharp, personally I dont need to work out because Im very fit and strong from my dough making job and I hike alot.
male botox
Attitude problem
Coping by going to the gym is also an attitude problem if you were already getting no action.
>incel went to the gym and curled 10lbs for two weeks and got mad that no supermodels were approaching him for sex so he gave up on being a man and trooned out
Many such cases
no I was a fitcel for years
I also had a Rocky phase
and a Pumping Iron phase. I fell for all the memes. I'm Gattaca-pilled now. It's about how you are generated. I hate seeing dumb advice being bandied about
Interesting I’m 5:6 and I’ve noticed more attention and smiles from women and im only 1 and a half months in. Did you approach that much and where did you do it?
What exactly is the problem you had? You got fit and then couldn't get pussy? You did talk to women right?
If you you actually had a Pumping Iron phase you wouldn't be virgin. Nobody Arnoldcharismamaxxes and comes out the other side with no pussy
men don't go to the gym
>10lbs
Thats like this than 5kg isn't it?
Imagine being so weak that you actually think in numbers that low for curling.
I didn't exercise for 7 years and I started at 9kg when I was getting back into it.
coping by getting healthier is an attitude problem?
Coping by getting healthier for yourself is good, but he has that entire look about him that he did all this to try to be more appealing to other people and it simply is never going to work that way for a guy like that.
He wants to work out for strength and to look better for himself if he has a problem with that? Fine, doing it for other people is always cucked.
big true
you should work out because it increases your longevity thus, enabling you to create value for more time
this is in opposition to "raising worth" i.e. lifting for pussy, which is gay and moronic
Start lifting weights amd get a prostitute. Set a goal to get 1 girls phone number a day and train flirting
>WAHHHH LE FEMALE WON'T LE HECKIN' KISS ME
There are people right now about to die and you're worrying about fricking females and pissing away your youthful energy to pussy fits. Take a long, hard look at the mirror, anon.
>There are people right now about to die
When did m*llennials turn into Boomers?
12 years a slave
I'm 32 and did it once when I was 8. Watch My Cousin Vinny, Marissa Tomei got an academy award for it.
same age but I did it when I 11-ish multiple times with a girl 2 grades higher than me but it was basically meaningless since I didn't hit puberty until 3 years later
stop consuming HFCS
cut out the porn
get a haircut
>stop consuming HFCS
>cut out the porn
>get a haircut
three things that are not preventing this mentally ill person from kissing a girl
Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Thunderball
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
on repeat until you absorb Connery's personality
Underrated. I’m somewhat of an autist myself.
Me too bruh, my parents are like "use a dating app" like i don't want a generic blonde girl who "likes going on adventures" i want an autistic furry artist gf or none at all
I want a generic blonde girl who likes going on adventures. Dating app are filled with bots though
its over OP. embrace it
>Muh kids
>Muh teenage love
>Muh flow of life
>Muh stop jerking off
>Muh woe is me
israeli media consumption has destroyed humanity. You people think you're living in some fictonal universe or some shit. A movie. You're not. Wake the frick up. We're all decaying flesh puppets on a sphere in an abyss. None of this shit matters. The entire human condition is one giant audiovisual and sensory illusion.
Demoralization israeli Post. DJP.
Get a grip. We're all in a deep sensory delusion. We might as well be wearing VR headsets. Our conscience is so out of whack with the cruel and simple reality of our existence. Girls, pussy, looks, society, sex. It is the most inconsequential and nonsensical things to fret over. They don't matter. We will die and that's it. No point or rhyme and reason to it. Accept this and be liberated from your womanly/childish state of mind.
>Girls, pussy, looks, society, sex.
all keys to a better life just like family, friends, money, health
How does your week look and your daily thoughts? Not bait
cringe nihilist gay! eat shit demoralizer (im praying for you)
You're not entirely wrong but you're also not remotely helping.
>You people think you're living in some fictonal universe or some shit.
i blame movies for this
rationally happiness is just the carrot we evolved to chase. its not deep. its just chemicals. but then i experience beauty that makes me feel such intense feelings its like a religious experience and i get stupid ideas about life being magical and me having a purpose.
>You just exist and things happen
>it’s ok it will happen eventually
This is stuff neurotypical people tell themselves the truth is that they do improve and force themselves to be social it just comes naturally to them.
>No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend
Completely and unequivocally wrong. All those "chads" were putting in work back then, it's a fact. If you're an adult virgin all it means is you're a late bloomer, and I don't mean that in a condescending way. Just get after it. Never ever listen to incel demoralization shit like this, it's literally made by mentally ill trannies to try to convince guys to troon out
Projection the post
Where's the lie?
>No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend
going to football practice isn't what we're calling "self improvement"
Jocks don't go to classes just so they can hit the gym or play ball, that's absolutely self improvement, stop the cope
no idea what you're trying to say so i'll spell it out for you. self improvement refers to a CHANGE in mindset and daily activities. High schoolers just go to class, they just go to practice, they just go to dances, they just talk to girls. They don't have to change anything. Even if they are "improving" as a person, its not what Cinemaphile calls "self improvement"
i suggest lurking more before posting
NTA Except incels don’t do any of that so it still counts, since normies are neurotypical it comes naturally for them.
You're moronic
You think there's people in highscool that did all of that and never got any pussy?
>other people just... le do things. they aren't consciously choosing to do them
Lacking a theory of mind is a major indicator of autism
You literally have no point though, yes we all did that and some people didn't get attention from girls and were not popular with them, like what are you trying to get at?
Jews
Nah jocks aren't NPCs. They had to either motivate themselves or look to someone else motivating to do all those things.
Not saying luck plays no role, but you're moronic if you think jocks didn't have to change from being mommy's little boy to become a tough sportsball chad.
>Jack, if you stop mewing you're off the team.
>strawmanning
>rent free
Reddit cuck exposed himself already kek
Black person what
>going to football practice
>being a jock
Not the same thing moron
Guys take up sports, in many cases, just to avoid being bullied and treated like shit by females. This works out better for them in the end bc women think with their veganas first and everything else second despite popular belief. This better treatment leads to more confidence which becomes positive feedback loop that can then be effective in many different areas of ones life.
Because it's a post written by a troony seething over the red pill movement
it's hecking over y'all fr fr fr
literally me
That pic has a very simplistic take. Things can happen in life that frick you up both physically and mentally. In my case my parents are moronic and ruined my life. I'm not doing bad currently but it could have been way better.
That pic was made during the pandemic and exploded on /LULZ/ threads full of people with no life experience who were extra blackpilled from lockdowns.
I've had a good life personally but at the time it was convincing on an emotional level, just by the sheer power of the shitty mood everyone was in. Self-improvement was a big deal in 2019 and I was hardcore into that too, so it was more personal.
I really really hate incels who want to spread misery and hopelessness. This type of person annoys the frick out of me. Always whiny amoral cowards projecting their own character flaws onto others.
I love them because everyone (selfish disgusting oversocialized vaxcattle) deserves to be miserable and hopeless and kill themselves.
>inb4 you first!
No, I don't think so. Griefing others is what I live for now
this is the shit that i believed even before discovering imageboards and it ruined my life
all to avoid putting in effort, taking responsibility and risks
but now i see what a life like this leads to: just soulcrushing empty vegetating. but idk if i can change now at 32
Of course you can change at 32, shut the frick up moron
>Of course you can change at 32
maybe this is my defeatism coming through again but how can I make up for the time I lost spending every day online? how can I talk to people if my lack of social experience will be clearly obvious? I could make up stories but that will create a house of cards that is exhausting to keep up and will crumble eventually
if only I had a good excuse like getting addicted to drugs. I could maybe even tell some wacky stories. But no one will accept crippling internet addiction.
I thought about going back to college but then I will be that old weirdo. who will want to talk with me? people will expect me to have some wisdom to share for my age that I don't have and others my age will be people who are just changing careers and not late bloomers
>maybe this is my defeatism coming through again
Stopped reading here. It is. Jordan Peterson (inb4 Peterstein) says that what keeps most people paralyzed from improving their lives is that their goals are too big. Many aren't aiming low enough. Just do what you're able to, start from the smallest point possible, (maybe even the smallest possible action you can think of) but do more and more over time at a steady pace.
>people will expect me to have some wisdom to share for my age
Why would anybody think or care about this? Odds are at a college you won't really be noticed. Colleges are adult daycares for 18-22 year olds and it's not a good socializing place for real adults. Go back to college if you actually want an education. You may make friends there, you may not. Everybody's pretty lonely in current year +7, you can take solace in thw fact that you are by far not the only person going through this
Absolutely you can just go for it I’m 25 now and finally putting in effort and it’s working out good so far.
I went from being a black hole of negativity and gore/porn/vidya/food addict who was constantly sleep-deprived and fat in his late teens/early 20s, into a relatively normal guy with a house and wife, beloved pets and hopefully kids in the near future. It's a painful process but very much worth it. I'm so glad I quit that lifestyle, I was miserable all the time and I feel sick thinking back to it. Also feel bad for any anons still experiencing it. I'm still a little weird inside due to the deep scars I inflicted upon my mind, but year by year, I get better. Just yesterday I looked in the mirror and appreciated being alive and how far I'd come, gay as that sounds. Being thankful/grateful for what you have, rather than seething about what you don't or moping over what you've lost, is probably the #1 mindset shift to move forward. If I had to give some advice, it'd be that.
your kid is gonna cut her breasts off or frick a Black person and you'll be back in your hole
I am really not interested in what's more comfortable long-term or what feels good. Negativity is more honest and realistic, so I will stick to those thought processes.
I'm 34, if you are wondering why anything turned out this way past 30 you aren't getting it. Do everything for yourself that you can, but it's not gonna be like "AH DOOD IF I JUST DO THIS THEN THIS CAN HAPPEN" stop caring about women you'll be happier. Also don't become a homosexual or troon out.
>enormous wordwall that reads: give up you're not chad so you should give up ok? KYS now ok?
yawn. reads like something written by an enraged projecting virgin
it got a lot of seething replies though. weird isn't it haha
>Black person on Cinemaphile
Fake and gay
all six scream movies
Gattaca is a good one. It's about how chads and non-chads are generated from the genes
25, never touched a girl.
imagine being so pathetic you look to Cinemaphile as your substitute therapist
In my experience going to an actual therapist/psychiatrist is even worse unless you're just trying to get drugs
most therapists are probably mentally ill leftists in current year
watch gangs of new york
i dont know how it relates to this situation but its good you should watch it
Fat doggo. Foggo.
how does anyone do this to their dog. it's almost malicious.
Whatever (1999)
It’ll convert you into a full blackpilled doomer if you haven’t already lost all hope.
i've kissed a bunch of girls
they're all sociopaths
frick foids
dont look incelbrothers
>aaaahhhhh gayface zoomie making a silly tiktok
>I'm literally gonna kill myself!!!!!!!
>the west has fallen
>one seething foid
whatta king
Is it possible to learn this power?
Have millions of followers on tiktok
That’s one ugly looking homosexual. Proof that lookism isn’t real.
It never was, it 100% depends on the context
Well for the face yea but hair, height and not being a fat frick still matters.
People will do anything in front of a camera. I'm going to kill myself I hate being around these people.
Totally Spies
Hinestly wqtch the xmen cartoon on disney+ (the old seasons) and copy everything gambit does
Recently i started giving every girl i interact with pet names, telling them i love them and how theyre my favorite, and then going on like i could give a shit, theyre eating it up
Start lifting even if you don’t get pussy looking in the mirror and seeing your stomach get smaller and your shoulders get wider and bigger is euphoric.
>What should I watch?
Not porn. I'm in the same boat and my addiction isn't helping.
>just lift bro
This guy has a gf btw (she’s Asian but it still counts)
>she's Asian
no anon it doesn't count
JBW is nonwhitecel cope,
Everybody looks better with a fit body, including that guy. You just want an excuse to sit around and play video games and cry
Look I wish that guy all the social success in the world but he can't beat the head he was born with by working out. No one really ever simply transforms into an attractive person by going to the gym, unless you are just one of those brainless mongoloids that think face on men (and women) doesn't matter.
You care more about his looks than anyone in his life does. He's not ugly, that's an average man, and he does have a confirmed gf apparently. You're a troony freak that tries to convince socially anxious forum dwellers that life isn't worth living unless they look like a male model. You should join the 40%
troony? I'm a heterosexual white male in his 30s living in America. I don't want troony's to gain any more traction than they already have than you do.
>"troony? I'm a heterosexual white male in his 30s living in America."
>*Types an entire pargraph critiquing the appearance of an unnamed man in a photo as an argument against exercising*
Yeah uh huh
you're a loser wallowing in the mud.
Why? I'm happy with where I am but I think the guy working out is chasing an unachievable dream with that head of his. I'll reiterate again, if he's working out for himself, good, but I doubt he is.
I never understand why you guys just call the undersocialized guy a lazy homosexual though. It's like you just want him wrapped up in everyone else's affairs like you are. You aren't helping him and it seems like you want to punish him.
I say this as a guy who kissed girls way before 26.
It's like the working thing. So many workers just want you to be as miserable as they are and it doesn't compute to them that you avoided the exact same kind of suffering. Like don't worry dudes, people have bad times all of their own constantly, I don't know why you wouldn't simply just be happy for people who avoided bullshit.
Dumb fricking zoomer
>27
>zoomer
Watch this right now OP. Full movie is free on youtube with ads: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6lCCk6rgn84&pp=ygURcHVtcGluZyBpcm9uIDE5Nzc%3D
I miss being single. I could do whatever I wanted. If i didnt love my son so much I'd consider getting a divorce just so i could go back to only giving a frick about myself. Wana go see a movie? Do it. Wana go to the beach? Do it. Wana go on a trip for several days without having to check in with anybody? You can do it. Quit being a homosexual and enjoy your freedom
I have a gf that wants to marry and have kids, I want kids too but I don't know if I'm suited for marriage. I also like to have freedom and do things by myself a lot. My gf is 25 and attractive now, by age 35 she'll already look significantly worse and after that, forget about it. I had the idea of having kids with a woman and then dumping her when the kids are old enough to go to college and get some young thirdie chick as a replacement but then my kids will probably hate me. One of the reasons I want two kids is because I'm hoping at least one of them won't forsake me and let me rot in some old folks home, which makes the whole young thirdie second wife scenario troublesome.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself homosexual, that will help wonders.
>What should I watch?
your life pass you by
not wrong
you have to be poor or extremely ugly to not kiss a girl before college
Let’s be honest being average/short makes it much harder these days. Throw in not approaching due to being friend zoned multiple times and you get a incel.
ok, i'm an incel are you happy now?
Unsurprised. Why would normal people come to a site like this? They can just go spend time with friends or family
ok, i'm not normal, is that enough for you now, buddy?
do you get off on this? freak
ok you're right, i'm a deranged freak
How can I be wrong?
that would be highly unlikely
I'm wrong, you're right
You're perfect for me anon
Not a contest brother we are all in this together keep up the fight billions must try.
Or just smol brain
all boys catholic high school + kids weren't as degenerate like 20 years ago during peak iraq war years
ok, i'm poor, extremely ugly and dumb
is that enough for you to get a good night's sleep yet?
I sleep
Or just have good attractive parents who pass their values on to you? It's not that hard anon.
that's correct, my parents are texas chainsaw massacre-tier and they're grapes of wrath-tier poor
A good jaw is not genetic. Every human is entitled to one, just like having two eyes, a nose, a mouth, etc.
>so then why do tons of people have shit underdeveloped jaws?
That's the key word right there: underdeveloped.
While growing up they didn't eat meat, had a malocclusion and didn't treat it, and generally kept their mouth wrong when at rest. This causes your jaw to not grow well
Ban braces.
Ban contact lenses.
Ban cosmetic surgery.
Ban cosmetic products like makeup.
Ban nice clothes. (One clothes factory should make uniforms for everyone.)
Enforce mandatory haircuts and grooming codes for all people.
Enforce income equality.
Enforce social isolation and lack of public meeting spaces.
We'll see how well the normies cope when they can't fricking peawiener their way out of their own flaws
based
letting poorgays get clothing mogged at school is humiliation ritual
Incels are spiritually communists. And communists are spiritually incels. That's why they did so much rape. People still convince themselves that the "means of production" is an economic concept and not what it actually is...
That's why incels will win.
The communists (troons and chinese) will destroy the west from within and without. Then you "not my problem" normalqueers will finally face some problems personally and probably die deaths of despair en masse, like in the post soviet collapse
One of the first proto-communist movements was a religious extremist sect called the Mazdakists who declared all property must be common and all men must be granted a wife
>blah blah blah gaslight and demoralization
I hope you get paid to do this shit all day
I'm not demoralizing, quite the opposite. Incels are spirtually communist. That's why you shouldn't be one, their beliefs are poison. It also makes /misc/cels incredibly comical creatures because they claim to hate the idea of total human equality yet they have a tremendous victim mentality on par with the worst minorities. The incel 'blackpill' mindset is not contributive towards living a good life (that should go without saying) but it's also not true. It's a delusion, a thought trap that has captured even some intelligent young men. I'm not telling you that you shouldn't be racist or sexist, I'm saying you need to escape the victim mentality and the negativity spiralling and the brainwashing. Because that's all it is.
not reading that sorry 🙂
/pol/cels are a joke because they will shit on communism when capitalism has destroyed basic social order far more thoroughly and turned child rape into an industry
Commies are actually right. Or at least, all capitalists are troony sympathizers
This is moronic because communism has all the problems of capitalism except 100x worse and more destructive to civilization, because they're both post-Industrial. The problem you have is with industrialization, not capitalism. When the Kulaks were liquidated people were butchering their own children and selling the meat, but I guess that's not "degenerate" enough for you compared to some freaks trying to push troonyism and getting pushed back hard
oh shit now im totally okay with giving female hormones to my kid, then
Trannies are a capitalist phenomenon. It's people buying an identity, and pharma corps selling it to them. Lol moron
daaamn time to HRT the shit out of my kid then!!!!!!
>Trannies are a capitalist phenomenon
Wrong, although it is pushed by Big Pharma. The fact that you think the solution to this is communism is really funny. How's the 6th grade?
No, they are. Like I said, trannies only exist because it's the commodification of essential human qualities like sex. Unhinged capitalism will market these things as consumer products. troonydom originated in deregulated Weimar Germany and spread throughout the capitalist West, the same way as homosexuality.
The fact trannies themselves are communists is not surprising because damaged and vulnerable people often become communists
You homosexuals are unbelievable LMAO
>he's STILL gaslighting
Hilarious post.
Also it makes no sense to claim incels are spiritually communist but the blackpill isn't true. The blackpill is true because the sexual marketplace is literally a marketplace which is getting more competitive and millions of men are dropping out of it. Eventually it will happen to you.
Unless you think you are the best man on earth, incels are fighting for you to not get fricked over by insane women. Incels are fighting for sexual market protectionism and that is in everybody's best interest except women and non loser men (non-loser for now) will never admit it.
It's not your problem until it is
The blackpill isn't true in the sense that "dating market" disparities are grossly exagerrated and these socially anxious young messageboard lurkers are essentially groomed into becoming hopeless with images like the ones posted in this thread and nonstop negativity.
>Incels are fighting for sexual market protectionism and that is in everybody's best interest except women and non loser men
Yeah and this is fricking moronic for the same reason communism is. When communism is put in place and the intelligent people and the wealth creators are punished, what they do? They leave. That's what's going to happen under incellism. All the beautiful, wealthy, and even intelligent people will leave. Exceptionallism is punished, they will go where it's rewarded. Men achieve grrat things because they want to frick many beautiful women. You're talking about destroying your own population in a far worse way than declining birth rates in the West right now. And the dating market is not so grim that this would ever be necessary. The main people that are weeded out by the "free market" are those that are both lazy and have delusionally high standards
>"dating market" disparities are grossly exagerrated
They aren't. "Incel" is a very harsh label and men don't want to adopt it because in this matriarchy, women's social opinions are enough to get men to defend insane dating dynamics. They'd rather get along with shit entitled fat single mothers a year and shit on their own kind instead of fix things.
>meme explanation why communism failed
Communism failed because it promised the same thing as capitalism then failed at it. This has nothing to do with . Brain drain from these countries actually peaked after communism fell and those people could leave elsewhere. Also, if women were denied rights, they would just sit there and take it with no way to get them back. Male simps create and perpetuate feminism.
Also this is a shit comparison anyways because anticapitalism does not automatically mean communism
>The main people that are weeded out by the "free market" are those that are both lazy and have delusionally high standards
The main people being weeded out right now are average guys, the same way the middle income class is dying. It's the same exact dynamic. You're defending it because you think it isn't your problem, and I'm saying it will be.
(You)
>This has nothing to do with
large scale brain drain*.
i feel ya im extremely poor and basically a dumb drug addict, but i leveraged my minimum wage job into developing social skills and landed a gf (long time ago, now wife) just by talking to women as much as I could (mostly at work)
>poor
what
it's pretty easy to handle it when you stop thinking about it, but apparently people WANT me not to stop thinking about it
>extremely repulsive
This, I'm 5/10, which is extremely ugly by female standards. It's over.
Why did he leave us?
You want the truth? I found a girl at 23 and married her. Biggest mistake. The truth: You think you are trash because you are. Any woman who loves you is even more broken and trash than you are. There is no hope there is no escape
It's over
I see in a lot of virgins cases it seems that their standards are too high, it makes sense you want a fully beautiful woman but if you get good at landing Uggos with shit personalities than you can actually score one with a good personality or a slightly pretty girl after you have practice, and no it wont take 50 uggos just a few of them, my wife isnt as good looking as me but shes the only woman i could bear to be around on the planet, walk up to a below average but almost cute girl and complement something about her even if its just the anime character on her bag, dudes do this with tattoos alot too, unfortunately you cant just tell them theyre hot unless youre chad
nah my wife is waaaaay better than me (besides weight) she is on the I Can Fix Him life plan with me and we've been together a decade.
What is your life like? Are you in an environment where there are females?What do you look like? How do you act around people?
My brain smol
>What is your life like?
catastrophic
>Are you in an environment where there are females?
i live with catholic priests and i was raped till i was 12
>What do you look like?
i make quasimodo look like a handsome chap
>How do you act around people?
i start fingering my butt and eating my own living lice in front of people, it good.
Just b urself and it'll all work out 🙂
Even the biggest gaming geek nerds that had no style, didn't practice sports, dressed like shit in my highscool and college had girlfriends, i don't believe you never kissed a girl anon
They still had personalities. Cinemaphileners can be ghouls with no soul. You've probably never met one irl
Depends on what you mean by personality, everyone has a personality, were they fun people to talk to? No, they were weirdos that could barely maintain a conversation and would only talk about nerdy shit, that's no personality
>would only talk about nerdy shit
That's still something. You don't understand how bad it is here. Neets will literally talk about how they've done nothing but scrolled the Internet since they dropped out of highschool decades ago and how they've never had friends. They're literally husks of what was once a potential human
Well I am one and got rejected in hs and College what then
You got unlucky then, hit the gym, dress well, get a nice hair cut and start hitting clubs, bars with a friend or dating apps
I'm 25 and when I was in grade 9 or 10, gamergate happened and all the nerdy girls turned on the nerdy guys instantly.
maybe 20% of us had gfs for any span of time through high school, and that percentage only doubled in college
Protip my dude: that was probably like 20 years ago. I say this being 34.
all the nerdy girls are leftists now instead of at least being apolitical.
>only 26
Come back when you are over 40 and havent even held hands with a girl like me.
Fricking zoomers. Complaining at 26.
i'm 78 years old and i never saw a female
>i'm 78
No you aren't. But I am actually 43. And never held hands with a girl. Let alone kissed one.
i'm 39 years old and i never even touched a female, i was accidentally conceived in a pepsi lab during a failed attempt at creating a valuable substitute for foetuses as sweeteners.
I don't get it
Just end it. It's over
Contrary to popular belief, you can actually lead a fulfilling life without getting your dick wet.
The vaccine payoffs are around the corner. I’m ready for the endless happenings to come. Btw not him.
Go to the gym was always so you're actually doing something instead of playing vidya.
Shit, I hate going to the fricking gym, so I only really go twice a week and dread it every time. I eat great and usually walk everywhere (NYC) so I look fit. But shit, I know fatasses that could pull b***hes because they put themselves in those situations and aren't eternally online apes.
If you're a homosexual that has no job, no redeemable skills and spend all your time doomposting on this site or playing video games, you probably at least go to the fricking gym as first step.
Here's the truth anon:
You are an outlier. This website is for outliers. You are not at all the majority. No one is struggling but you. To think that you can't even chat up a woman is fricking insane.
>projection
What is it with you insecure gays acting like this?
I'm not the one struggling with women and rushing to Cinemaphile of all boards to complain about it. I thought /LULZ/ and /adv/ were your containment boards?
women legitimately OWE me sex
it's in the napoleonic code
every board being foreveralone is always relevant discussion, that was like the original thread
ive been here 14 years and I intend on being here til im dementia ridden, no other forum to talk to people in this free fashion and that is something i'll always desire, cant just go to the bar and talk about any subject and have someone chime in
true, i've vomited on way too many girls's boots before realising this fact.
Based
It's all over. We all just need to end it.
Normal people are just a virus that moves from thing to thing ruining everything in their path. It's completely inexplicable why you use this website other than actively wanting to harm people who aren't exactly like you.
At some point, through the midst of all the memes and horsing around, I realized I had to grow up. Can't be 30 and shitposting on Cinemaphile forever.
Do us a favor and go have sex then.
>Can't be 30 and shitposting on Cinemaphile forever.
>he thinks he can leave
>"growing up" means baiting and lying to incels for fun in off-topic Cinemaphile threads
right on dude
I'm not lying or baiting anyone. What I'm suggesting is that instead of wallowing in self pity, maybe the self proclaimed incels in this thread should stop being homosexuals and just grow up. The beauty that is life, and all you c**ts can think about is sex.
pic related and its a damn good episode
I have no response to this besides an insult: hit a nerve, eh?
You're implying I do this everyday.
What is everyone in this thread lacking that they can't live a normal life? Seriously. It gets pathetic hearing about inceldom and all that stupid shit.
>inb4 mass replier
homie stfu
Jesus Christ
You know "incels" is not a real thing right?
Then what do you call the people in this thread, crying and whining about being kissless and sexless?
Curious, why is not wanting to be childish all your life a "tryhard 20's thing", lol? I'm not even 20.
> Curious, why is not wanting to be childish all your life a "tryhard 20's thing", lol? I'm not even 20.
oh well then you have a decade left of trying too hard and being a homosexual don’t even worry about it dude
If you're conflating being yourself with constantly being obnoxious and ostentatious then I can't really say much to you. There's a time when you've gotta drop that facade man. Like the high maintenance girlfriend trope.
A higher class of trolling we've reached.
you don’t even understand what you just said. again don’t worry about it no one your age notices anyway they’re all just like you
>accuses me of being tryhard 20's by assuming i try too hard to be "le formal and civilized" man instead of sliding into le "shitposter xd" man
>point out that it's not being a tryhard if you don't act like your online Cinemaphile(nel) persona 24/7
>u dont understand my point then!11!
It's not my fault you're not getting laid in your mid 20's. I'm sorry for being on Cinemaphile and threatening you with my mere existence.
i am getting laid dummy. and i make six figs. and i have friends and people who look up to me and sick hobbies. stop typing so much i’m not even gonna read all that
You do know that if I get the last reply I win?
Also, you let up too easily. You're supposed to keep replying moronicly. You just made sense right now and implied you understand me. Come on, bud.
>moronic replying
this speaks to your cognitive dissonance. your brain can’t even comprehend how lame you are, it’s too much for your fragile psyche.
You almost made a point there. I like the idea of psychoanalyzing Cinemaphile posts, but you need to actually make a conclusion.
no i dont dipshit
Ok. You seem emotional, mate.
it’s annoying that you keep asking me to spell it all out for you. i can’t help you understand these concepts if they’re beyond your abilities right now. try google maybe
I'm not asking you to spell anything out for me, we both came to the conclusion you're just trolling. I'm just shooting the shits with you. Hope you're not taking this that seriously man.
i don't get laid, i live in a carboard box in the middle of the streets and my only friends (and lovers) are the rats with whom i share my "food", and my only hobbies are flinging feces at random people and then running from the cops.
still i'm no complainer
>Then what do you call the people in this thread, crying and whining about being kissless and sexless?
Trolls.
> I have no response to this besides an insult: hit a nerve, eh?
yes i clearly did
> Can't be 30 and shitposting on Cinemaphile forever.
this is such a gay 20s mentality. no one is trying this hard in their 30s bro
>At some point, through the midst of all the memes and horsing around, I realized I had to grow up. Can't be 30 and shitposting on Cinemaphile forever.
So why are you still doing it if you are all grown up. Are you just using your last 5 days of being 29 to insult everyone who isn't normal and all grown up like you are? Seriously you aren't helping anyone you are just gratifying yourself and acting superior, and probably for no good reason as well.
Because he's projecting and probably a bigger incel and loser than OP, he's just coping
Please stop giving him replies.
Your replies are not as good as mine was, and they're feeding his bait post.
Cease now!
nah actually mine was better
>I'm 26 years old and I have never kissed a girl.
I say that and look like that
finally started having sex with someone i care about there’s no better way to completely ruin your life than this
>I'm 26 years old and I have never kissed a girl.
Change the battery in your smoke alarm.
so many hopeless virgins in this thread
>He's says while browsing Cinemaphile on a Friday night
im on mobile in a bar surrounded by women. brb gonna get my dick sucked in the bathroom
stop being an alcoholic
I'm 32 years old and I'm a kissless virgin, I've never even been on a date or asked a girl on a date. And I'm a complete and utter loser in the rest of my life as well
It's truly unbelievable what I have done to myself. I even attended a major public university, lived in a dorm and an apartment in the town, and still was a mostly shut-in loser. I've just completely avoided and honestly been scared of social interaction for most of my life. Never taking initiative to be friends with people, to talk to girls or women. I honestly don't think I've ever had a sustained conversation with any females in my entire life, and this includes my own mother. And since I'm a complete loser in everything else as well like having no career, living with my parents, not driving a car, etc., there's no point of even trying now.
I'm completely and utterly ashamed and humiliated at the state of my life and literally all I think about every waking moment is when I'm finally going to get the courage to commit suicide.
Explain this to your parents. Tell them you need them to sell all your things and kick you out of the house. If you have no savings, tell them you'll need a small loan. You are going to spend the next year do manual labor with cute international girls: https://wwoof.net/
Spend a month in Argentina, a month in Spain, another month in Australia. WWOOF will pay for your food and sleeping arrangements. You just need the money for your plane tickets. Sell your fricking computer nerd. If you spend a year doing that and still want to have a nice day well, at the very least you should be more confident suicide is the right decision.
>person who is incapable of even doing the basics of regular life in their 30s
>lol dude just drop everything and travel across the world
Thats why his parents are kicking him out, selling his things and buying him a few planet tickets. He wants to kill himself anyways, removing his last remaining comforts should speed up the process or fix him.
hmmm, do they have porn and skin lotion in the garden of eden?
Doesn't matter. If he kills himself he goes to Hell.
ok then, will satan go easy if i swallow?
Liar. if you have a nice day you go to the after life and become surrounded with 500 virgins. HURRY UP
Wrong. A muslim who commits suicide goes to Hell.
A muslim who gives his life to attack enemies gets 500 virgins in Heaven.
Fricking do it pussy! WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO NOW!
Because the same fear that has crippled my entire life is also crippling me from committing suicide.
start doing drugs and get a job like a janitor or a security guard or store clerk (if you want socialization), the job will make you become what you wish you became and eventually who knows you might make a friend, for me it was graveyard minimart clerk and it made me talk to people all the time and feel like I was apart of something
I'm a 32-year-old, maladjusted, homosexual that hates women but simultaneously wishes he was one because I'm only interested in heterosexual males.
What are some films for this type of archetype?
>another crabs in bucket thread
have a nice day. Black person mentality.
I'm 30 years old and I have never kissed a girl. Kneel to your elder
>or a lazy homosexual who doesn't want to put in the effort.
yes
>I'm 26 years old and I have never kissed a girl.
is it just me or has pussy been bussin lately?
just u cuh
im sure this will sound like cope, but what some people dont understand is that actually the longer you go as a virgin like into mid or late 20s, its not surprising at all to see it just never end. if youre a virgin at that age, youre pretty much assuredly a social reject or completely socially isolated. and when youre socially isolated, you probably have a shitty personality, which will also repel people from you. and i think a good proportion of these late age virgins are just flat out losers in the rest of their lives usually lacking a job/career, housing, and friends, which also makes them become reclusive, ashamed of their lives, and avoid interacting with women at all.
so basically its like a snowball effect, a feedback loop where you get to an age as a virgin, you become ashamed and humiliated, so you continue avoiding women to not expose your life to them, which makes you stay a virgin, etc etc
not true, i'm 98 years old and i'm still looking for my soul mat
I'm 2 years from being a wizard. I've been I'm therapy and on medication for close to a decade and while I have made major improvements, I'm still scared shitless of women and socializing. I started reading romance novels to experience some by proxy.
Why are you scared of them?
I recommend you watch My Mister
>soulless korea
It's the only kdrama I've watched and it's just objectively the best one. Such a special show and might be meaningful to you
there's an infinity of things porn cannot do which were not included in the image, low effort/10
porn also cannot
Go on a cruise
Go on safari
Celebrate another country’s holiday
Hike in a rainforest
See penguins in their natural habitat
Go to an aquarium
Swim with jellyfish
Pan for gold
Attend a luau
Sleep on a houseboat
Sleep in a teepee or yurt
Stay at a bed and breakfast
Stay in a resort hotel
Stay in an underwater hotel
Stay the night in a treehouse home
Stay in an ice hotel
Travel in a train
See all 7 continents
Go wine tasting at a vineyard
Visit a butterfly sanctuary
See the monarch butterfly migration
Visit a castle
Visit all 50 US states
Walk on a glacier
See a glass beach
Swim in a hot spring
See the northern lights
See redwood trees
See an alligator in the wild
Swim with the dolphins
Learn how to hula
Go snorkeling
porn will NEVER:
Swim with sharks
Ride horses on the beach
Attend the Olympics
Visit an elephant sanctuary
Take a hot air balloon ride
Live in a foreign country
Go scuba diving
See ancient Mayan ruins
Drive route 66
Visit all the national parks in the US
See New York City
See the lights of Las Vegas
Visit the Alamo in Texas
Visit the 7 wonders of the world
See the four corners (an intersection of 4 states)
Drive Highway 1 in California
Hike the pacific crest trail
Hike the Appalachian trail
Shop on Rodeo drive
Ride an elephant
Swim under a waterfall
See the Hollywood walk of fame
See the pyramids
See the geysers in New Zealand
Visit Stonehenge
See a Broadway musical
pornbros...
Unequivocally based posts here
This is true.
I'm a lazy homosexual who doesn't put in the effort but because I was attractive in my late teens/early 20s the girls would do it for me.
None now though because I'm still lazy.
My gf is falling out of love with me and I can feel it, sucks but she's probably better off without me
went through that hard and then by stroke of god fixed things (after living apart for 6 months), played my cards real good and now she claims she regrets the separation but I am ever vigilant
Cheers anon, hopefully I can fix my shit
listen to her but come up with a reason why 'she', still wants you, thats if she ever gets straight to the point, but a woman needs to feel her wants are being met, and sometimes thats a changing but you can be flexible
Unironically
I wasn’t even a big party guy during high school-early 20s but I went to a decent number of parties and you would always see the ugly/awkward kids get lucky every once in a while. Idk how social media has changed things for zoomers but back ~10 years ago it was practically impossible to not get with a girl unless you weren’t trying at all.
>all the guys saying they're 32 year old kissless virgins are actually the same dudes you heard say this on Cinemaphile 6 years ago but with age 26
if I were your guys irl friend I definitely could've got you talking and hanging around women within a year
unironically me. hell, i was probably talking on here about being a kissless virgin when i was graduating high school at 18, 14 years ago. every time i think about the state of my life i drive futher to suicide.
26 too, furthest i've ever got with a girl was groping unconsensually, just ordered 3 more onaholes, it's over for me but it feels so good living this NEET life
No friends either
me too. i don’t even have problems talking to women or socializing i’m just incredibly lazy. it’s hard for me to even be mad or dejected about it.
similar for me. I used to be insecure, ashamed and sad about it, but then I realized having to hang around a woman for extended periods of time actually sounded fricking miserable
hanging out anyone for extended periods of time is miserable, you're not attached at the hip when you have a girlfriend anon. you're off doing your own things most of the time. it's just someone you always can count on and come back to.
it's not bad to just admit your life sucks, mine does too. this boomer flavored cope has always been pathetic
I think female behavior is annoying and I don't like their avoidant personalities. Exceptions to that are few and far between.
Maybe it's cope, but idk if that matters because it's a self-justifying perspective.
I already have a person who is ultimately reliable and it's my brother. Don't know how anyone else could be more trustworthy.
i just don’t really mind being by myself. some of the people in this thread they sound fricking miserable being lonely and i can’t relate.
I am just too autistic. I feel an oppressive loneliness yet I am only attracted to 1 woman who happens to be a famous actress. The idea of falling in love with a stranger before I watch several of her movies and interviews feels alien to me. When I see a beautiful woman outside I feel only an aesthetic appreciation. I would blame it on the computer screen being the only way i look at the world but other shutin loners seem to not have this autistic focus on 1 person.
You need to see somebody before you burn yourself alive in her front yard
i love her and would not want to disturb her in any way
>Yeah because you haven't fricking talked to them. You watching movies and interviews of them is the lesser version of talking and spending time with a real girl.
i considered this obviously
what is more likely: her being my soulmate or years of isolation rotting my brain?
but how do i even start being social if she is all i think about?
i feel like growing up watching anime where the mc falls in love with this pure unique girl forever damaged my brain and now normal relationships seem unappealing
love is reciprocal, you can’t love someone who doesn’t know you exist because you don’t even know what it actually is to love that person. you’re just obsessed, and probably have some other problems but I’m not trying to be a dick about it
>love is reciprocal, you can’t love someone who doesn’t know you exist
why not?
I literally explained it in my post, you have no idea what loving them actually entails. you’re in love with a fantasy, a delusion. love isn’t work but it takes effort, you don’t know the first thing about caring for another person, shit you obviously don’t even care about yourself
>you have no idea what loving them actually entails. you’re in love with a fantasy, a delusion.
I can't imagine there anything that I wouldn't be willing to deal with.
The bigger issue is that I am a total loser with nothing to offer. I need to work on that but with the lost time and obvious lack of potential I could never be good enough for her to prove my love which hurts.
Not him, but you are probably a loser because you can't deal with stress or tough times and when you're with someone, their problems become yours
So these two issues are just two sides of the same issue
What the frick are you talking about.
>When I see a beautiful woman outside I feel only an aesthetic appreciation
Yeah because you haven't fricking talked to them. You watching movies and interviews of them is the lesser version of talking and spending time with a real girl.
I say this completely unironically you should see a therapist. You obviously don't have people to talk to and you need someone to say these types of things to so they can question you and unclutter your head. These moronic ideas accumulate when you have no one to talk to, it can happen to anyone
Yeah autistic people in the past had it easier because they didn't see images of women from across the planet.
If they fancied the Virgin Mary then they just became religious adherents.
its almost good to not love any real woman youve known because it hurts like hell to fall in love with a woman before you even go out on a date and you can cling onto these small interactions for a long time
There are literal homeless heroin addicts who had sex. There are zero IQ hoodrats and alcoholic abusive pieces of shit who have had sex. Are you worse than them?
Get off the internet and look and real couples. Literally just walk outside and see all the 5/10 guys holding hands with their gfs, balding short dudes with wives and kids.
99% of you guys are actually decent looking decent people but are too Cinemaphilebrained to give yourself a fair chance.
Stop being so hard on yourselves. You're not repulsive to women.
>99% of you guys are actually decent looking decent people but are too Cinemaphilebrained to give yourself a fair chance. Stop being so hard on yourselves. You're not repulsive to women.
the number one cause of people being old virgins, especially on this piece of shit website, is due to social moronation. doesnt have to do with homeless people having sex or ghetto abusive people having sex. as long as those people are social and actually try to talk to people, thats how they get the sex. people on here who are a virgin at 28, 30, and older, they are in that state ONLY because of being social recluses.
>There are literal homeless heroin addicts who had sex. There are zero IQ hoodrats and alcoholic abusive pieces of shit who have had sex. Are you worse than them?
To be fair they're having sex with people like them. Why would I frick a junkie? I'm not that desperate
what's the female equivalent of virginposting on Cinemaphile
Complaining that no man, even ones she's been with, have ever loved her and that she's just manipulated for sex. There are actual female virgins but they're extremely mentally ill
>be blackpilled incel
>hear over and over how the apps are hell mode for men and all women are bots/only want chad
>try it one day
>frick 2 girls in 2 weeks
I feel like you guys are just moronic
1) how tall and good looking are you
2) how fat and ugly were they
Someone send this gif to israeliteji, it would unironically make him butthurt.
Its almost always the lazyness. Always.
I think laziness is too simplistic.
For me it was a lack of belief in myself. I just thought that some people are born winners and some losers and that there is clear seperation with no mobility.
Also my brain just assualted me with negative self-hating thoughts all the time and interpreted everything the worst way. The worst about it is that no one can get through you because their words sound like lies. Like your mom telling you you're handsome. It takes years of living in dreary misery before I started to think: self-pity doesn't get me anywhere, interactions on imageboards are unfulfilling and no replacement for real life, I got this 1 life I might as well try to make the best of it, I still have all my senior years to stay at home and feel miserable why skip ahead?
All you can do is find a reason to keep going. I struggle with this personally. I use games that I really want to play keep me hangin on, and the very faint hope that AI might work out in our favour for heath longevity and quality life. Life is strange so you never know.
About me: 42y old, lost my virginity to a 55y old chinese prostitute in a large Canadian city for 100$
It probably won't get better but either way I die eventually whether I expedite it or not.
i literally had a mental break down earlier about never having had any non platonic anything with girls. it wasw prett bad
>having a mental breakdown over femoids
lol
lmao
yea its ridiculous im thinking about returning to therapy. havet been in like 5 years maybe more
i blame them for being so gorgeous
NOTHING makes me feel as intense feelings as looking at my waifu
her lively soulful eyes, her soft fair skin, her full hair, her bright smile, her voice, her quirks...
frick i just woke up and am already sad
You need to channel this energy into positive actions that will improve your life
Watch Perfect Days. Gentle, wise kino
im deformed and ugly as frick (cleft lip). never even began.
Attitude problem
NO girl has ever been remoteley attracted to me and im 28 khv cuz deformed bad luck goodluck next life i guess.
It's your choice whether you embrace life or perish whimpering like a dog
if i had a normal face sure but it was over before it even began for me
Stop whining
Troon hands typed this post
frick you homosexual this deformity has ruined my life since i was born. I will whine if i want frick off
I know exactly how you feel, trust me. Stop whining. Learn to defeat the negative thoughts. It'll take time, you'll have setbacks. Think of it as training. Think of it as sparring.
>What if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.'
>I know exactly how you feel, trust me.
What's your birth defect bro?
Cleft palate.
It's not his choice, he was born broken.
I personally find it incredible how people with no defining traits will latch on to cripples and damaged goods, find them inspiring, tell them to keep fighting, when they're several levels removed from that kind of experience and can't even imagine it.
People should be beaten and brutalized as kids so everyone can relate to being broken. That's the only way anyone can learn real empathy
You guys need to just think more positively, unironically. It's a skill and you have to train yourself to do it. Many of you seem to be fully controlled by spiralling negative thought processes
There is no rational reason to prefer positive thinking over negative thinking
>inb4 it le feels better
Not an argument. that isn't rational or objective.
Whatever can be critiqued also deserves to be demolished
>being happy is gay because i hate everything and refuse to consider an alternative perspective
why are you people so boring and pitiful
here's your (You), sweetie
well I'd tell you to try considering my perspective except I know you're a bovine normalBlack person who has an overwhelmingly powerful optimism bias. So what's the point?
>I can't figure out why I'm a virgin at 40
>be you (low IQ npc)
>simp
>get girls because you simped
>make up some bs philosophy that you knew all along
lmao frick off insect
>lmao frick off insect
>why am i a thirty five year old virgin
I had sex with prostitutes, who ironically treated me like a man and with respect.
If going with a normal girl means emasculating myself like you, no fricking thanks
>I had sex with prostitutes, who ironically treated me like a man and with respect.
>If going with a normal girl means emasculating myself like you, no fricking thanks
>Why does everyone hate me?
Btw, this obviously pure projection from you. Literally all I said was that you guys to train yourselves to think positive and you started talking about simping and emasculation. Your problem is yourself.
ok beta simp
>he didn't kiss girls older than him in games of truth or dare
>he didn't kiss older than him in neighborhood disco parties
don't tell me you guys seriously didn't do this, I mean you haven't been obese NEETs ... ALL your life, at least...?
>disco parties
Boomer election tourist, PLEASE frick off.
>frick up your best yeasr by having stupid thoughts that you didn't control
>become self-aware enough to see your mistakes
>won't get your time back
>weight of regret and missed opportunities weighing on me every day
I hate this.
>I'm 26 years old and I have never kissed a girl.
You say that as if that makes you unique around here
Should I just stop posting and talking for now? Everything I say is probably bullshit and mental illusions as I lack real life experience
guys if I have sex do you think I will stop having these silly romantic, worshiping, seeing women as angels, thoughts?
I feel so silly doing it because who knows what depraved sex acts she has done but I can't help it. I just see sex as this gross thing since I only know it from jacking off to porn and have no personal experience doing it with a loving partner.
another made-up falseflag, why so many psychopathic leftoids ITT?
what?
Google the Madonna-prostitute Complex and research how people deal with it, idk. I can't personally say because I never had the angelic woman thoughts
>nobody's replying to him so he has to samegay
lmao sad as frick
this thread inspires me to work towards change
how do i hold on to this feeling instead of going back to my routine?
Just do it. As you do perform certain behaviors your brain adapts to it, everything gets easier over time. But you have to do it and be consistent. Also if you find yourself paralyzed into inaction then start as small as you can
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Hit too close to home for the permavirgin Cinemaphile mods, huh?