I'm 34 and still watch pro wrestling
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I'm 34 and still watch pro wrestling
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I'm 35 and still jack off to incest hentai
Literally me except mom ntr
more real than mma (homohug)
>NUH UH YOU CAN'T JUST SOCCER KICK MY HEAD I NEED TO HOMOHUG YOU TO SUBMISSION
Enjoy yourself. I don't like it at all but life is too short to not enjoy some theater.
You can head kick in Japan.
You're still 10 years younger than the average WWE viewer
Not OP but part of it is it’s its own universe running simultaneously alongside ours that is “always there” that you can go back and check out once in a while. This presumes though you already liked it when you were younger, if not there’s not much appeal.
Ah so its predicated on nostalgia. I thought as much.
Basically yeah
>I'm 34 and fricking based
Nice brag bro, go have a nice day
worked
Work deez nuts on to your chin fella
do your parents know that you’re gay?
>33
>Still watch anime
>Still play video games
>Still jerk off near daily
>Still go days without showering
>Still occasionally have incestual thoughts about my sister (31)
Also me
>Married
>2 kids
>Mortgage that's 2/3 of the way done
>High paying job
>Nice luxury car
>6 figures in my savings account
Anyone else basically a man child that's stumbled in to a good life?
Lol, does your wife tell you that the kids in her family always run dark and have kinky hair?
Nope, my kids look like 4 and 7 year old versions of me, basically
Based and literally me except I only do the first four
Didn't ask
That’s okay buddy, my sisters tarded and she’s a pilot.
even worse youre a frogposter. you should feel embarrassed
i would partake if the african fetish ever cools down
I'm 36 and I stil post on Cinemaphile. Lol. Lmao even.
I went to a moronic school for a year and there was this obnoxious skinny kid with glasses who use to loudly say in a very high pitched voice shit like JOHN CENA or GET ER DUN or SCHOONER
He used to piss me off by staring at me so I'd tell him that shit wasn't real. Honestly what I think about when I think of pro wresteling.
I started watching some wwe after my friend who unironically watches that shit pasted me a link on youtube and the algorithm started suggesting me clips and lo and behold I'm back watching the shit I gave up on when I was past age 14. I dunno, maybe the appeal in it is that it doesn't require focusing and it's entertaining on a very basic level. Good to have maybe in the background, last time I was trimming weed I had some old PPV in the background. It's called sports entertainment for a reason. While it is indeed fake, some of the shit they pull out will hurt and there's no real way to mitigate it really. Half the guys are out all the time because they have busted a bone or muscle. As a kid I knew it was fake but I didn't really think about the complications. Now that I'm 33, I look at that shit and think how the frick did he not break a bone there.
The only thing that sucks about wrestling is the guys a lot smaller. The roided up giants who looked silly were the best. Triple H, Scott Steiner, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg were great back in the day, Lesnar probably still is. By the 2010s there was Braun Strowman, Ryback and a bunch others that were clearly roided up and compared to somebody like Miz or CM Punk or the other newbies wrestlers they looked even bigger. Looking at the newer generation skinny guys it's not really impressive since they just look unprofessional.
>31
>Never watched more anime than right now
>Enjoy videogames more than ever before
>jerk off daily to porn, sometimes even at work
>Shower 2-3 days a week
>Girlfriend that is a stay-at-home mother of my child
>Affair with girl at the office that is herself also in a relationship
Like the other guy ITT I'm a fricking manchild, and I absolutely love it. I'm NEVER EVER going to grow up. I dab on people acting "mature & responsible". I do whatever the FRICK I want to do. And that happens to be watching anime, playing games, cheating on my loving girlfriend and jerking off to fricked up porn.
You just know everyone in this situation is ugly and fat
I'm 42 and still live with my mom lmfao
I'm 41 and often watch AEW and old ECW vidyas
> I'm 41 and often watch AEW and old ECW vidyas
Almost 50 and Peawiener is so great with this old shit. Just sit back and chill with it on and laugh at how hard they're working to entertain me, even while fricking around on Cinemaphile at same time
You are the literal definition of an npc if you think "I am 30 now, time to stop doing things I like"
Is it really worth watching still? I have nothing against watching wrestling in and of itself, whatever your age, but modern wrestling seems like trash. Who are the good wrestlers? John Cena and Roman Reigns? Seems like a far cry from Stone Cold Steve Austin, Undertaker, etc.
there is no good wrestling, you have shit like AEW which attempts to be the new "Attitude Era" but it's actually worse than WWE because at least the WWE has sex appeal
You're best off going to cheap local wrestling shows that are like 5 bucks a person (some are even FREE and getting trashed while you're there) plus there's also micro wrestling (midgets) that's pretty fun
i hate prowrestling so goddam much but my mate just got recruited by the japanese one wrestling, so i gotta save up $7000 for a trip in 6 months
i dont even know how he made it so far quickly, they must want to frick him