That's not it. Caffeine disrupts your circadian rhythm, ruins sleep quality, and messes up your endocrine system, and irritates your bowel. You basically become busted up and "middle aged" by "overclocking" your system with coffee.
There's people doing ultra marathons in their 50s and 60s, guess how much coffee they drink? Probably none.
I drink tea. Nothing more obnoxious than the homosexuals at work b***hing about needing their "coffee first". We get it, you're a pathetic addict and need your fix, stop being so fricking loud about it.
That's not it. Caffeine disrupts your circadian rhythm, ruins sleep quality, and messes up your endocrine system, and irritates your bowel. You basically become busted up and "middle aged" by "overclocking" your system with coffee.
There's people doing ultra marathons in their 50s and 60s, guess how much coffee they drink? Probably none.
There is famous story in market research where when researchers ask how people like their coffee most would answer black (because they seem thought/sophisticated) when in reality most people would drink it with milk, cream or sugar.
This episode depicted the parents breaking down because they couldn’t have coffee. OP is a shit stirring homosexual who is trying to punch this sort of weird anti coffee agenda. This sort of anti coffee anti booze anti masturbation anti smoking thing on /co is relatively new and I can’t tell if it’s just a homosexual trying to get people mad or if it’s part of some bigger culture war bs, but best practice is to not take the bait, hide the thread, and move on. Of course, nobody will do that so we’ll continue getting these threads.
same
I don't even like anything room temperature
ice cold for me thank you
I have warmed up on beer though. some beer is pretty damn good. still don't like wine though.
t. 22
Do legacy really means anything? Yeah you banged and then here comes the package that you've never asked to bring into the world. I find it kinda of pointless at this point of this lifetime.
Do legacy really means anything? Yeah you banged and then here comes the package that you've never asked to bring into the world. I find it kinda of pointless at this point of this lifetime.
Take your anti-natalist garbage somewhere else. Happy that you’re happy, don’t push that on other people when statistically most people are happier having kids (to watch cartoons with).
not that guy but unironically I cannot understand the mindset of anyone who can't at least see the appeal of children
have you really never wanted to be a father?
>I don't know how minorities do it, with no real house and 50 kids.
that's the point bro...
we don't think, we just do, money comes alone, the few white people who do and don't think are considered white trash, but they at least put more effort into keeping the race alive
>always assumed for years that these two were in their late mid 40's, at best, because of how aged and disheveled they looked most of the time; figured they decided to have kids late into their marriage like MY parents >found out just recently they're only in their early 30's
The producers knew what they were doing when they went with these designs.
age has nothing to do with coffee addiction. When I was in highschool there was a coffee machine in the school lobby. My first week at that school, I noticed a huge line before first period where like 100 people stood in line to get their fix. I didn't know whether to laugh or be depressed of what some humans feel like they need to do, in order to do things that come natural to me.
I hate the morning as much as everyone else, but when I have to work, I do it without any problem at all, without feeling tired or anxious.
Lessons of the day: Don't even start with that shit.
> I didn't know whether to laugh or be depressed of what some humans feel like they need to do, in order to do things that come natural to me.
You are watching too much anime dude
You don't have kids? Well, use your time properly
Once you'll have it doubt it you will not have time for yourself anymore
If you don't have a good support system you're fricked. t.dated a single mom and her mom really wanted us to take a child to a bar full of adults because she didn't wanna watch her kid
>i got ubereats pizza and a laptop with a netflix account and an animal
It's not even them just being happy as they are, it's literally pointing out how they fill the void
young people are priced out of housing, forget having kids, it's expensive as frick just taking care of yourself. vapid indulgence is all that's left really
Anon it's just a general joke for the adults watching the show with their kids; it's not meant to be a jab at YOU. Some people drink coffee to get through the morning, some don't.
I am sure that I am caffiene resistant or something because when I drink coffee it doesn't wake me up or energise me, it basically does nothing. I don't like the taste either so I never drink it usually. When I was in uni I would sometimes have energy drinks which would be loaded with a dangerous amount of caffeine and I'd be mostly asleep within a few minutes of the lecture starting despite me drinking one just before the lecture started.
I feel like I'm the same
maybe I just haven't ever had enough but if I can't even feel ANYTHING after a cup, why bother drinking more on the chance that I'll feel something after two or three?
I remember once I was in some tutorial thing for work and was again quite openly falling asleep and my boss put a cup of coffee on my table and I thought that was his sign of telling me to wake up, but then I realised he had bought everyone coffee because he was just a nice guy, which was actually worse since I now had to drink this cup of liquid shit without my face betraying how much I hated it. Again, it did not wake me up or help me pay attention.
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I heard caffeine has the opposite effect on people with ADHD
I hadn't heard that but I know 100% that I do not have ADHD, so still not sure what's going on.
The guy spent his own money on something for everyone because he thought it would make people feel better, rather being rude easier to just drink the bastard. It's too minor to make a big deal out of it.
I feel like I'm the same
maybe I just haven't ever had enough but if I can't even feel ANYTHING after a cup, why bother drinking more on the chance that I'll feel something after two or three?
I heard caffeine has the opposite effect on people with ADHD
>all this talk of coffee and tea
Get on my level homosexuals. I'm tossing back four 5-energy and similar knock offs a week. Plus those 300 mg energy drinks. Black coffee is like a refreshing beverage or more likely used for dunking oreos.
It's cartoonish exageration, but it's me. It's not that I need the caffeine. It's that it's the closest thing to a warm hug I have in life and I'm deeply unhappy.
This always brings me back to 2014.
Had been in my first job about a year.
Was building my first custom PC after using macs for years.
Put regular show on in the background while I work on it.
It was for me by age 19 when I first started becoming a chronic anemic. Please, please, please eat your broccoli and eat spinach soup as often as possible if you dont take vitamins.
>Bro works for GNC >Gets me free shit >Got me a Mega Men Active multivitamin >Been taking it daily >Just realized it has 100 msg of caffeine
How fricked am I?
>I have good genes.
God anon, you don't need to be a show off like that.
That's not it. Caffeine disrupts your circadian rhythm, ruins sleep quality, and messes up your endocrine system, and irritates your bowel. You basically become busted up and "middle aged" by "overclocking" your system with coffee.
There's people doing ultra marathons in their 50s and 60s, guess how much coffee they drink? Probably none.
>Guess how much coffee they drink?
>I dont know but I assume it support my argument.
OK
I drink tea. Nothing more obnoxious than the homosexuals at work b***hing about needing their "coffee first". We get it, you're a pathetic addict and need your fix, stop being so fricking loud about it.
>I drink tea
What a flaming homo
>What a flaming homo
What kind? I like Peppermint tea to wake up with.
Soda chads just can't stop winning.
Sorry I don't speak stage 2 diabetes.
Just drink water homie damn. Water raises your metabolism. I've lost 60 pounds thanks to cutting out sugery shit from my diet. And I feel great now.
How fat WERE you? 350lbs!?
...you drink soda in the morning?
Not that anon but.
I'm drinking a Soda right now with my morning breakfast.
How is it any different than drinking coffee loaded with sugar and cream?
It isn't. They're both weird ass ways to get a high in the morning.
>I drink tea
You do realize that's the same shit right? You're just as much of a caffeine addict.
There's about a 16th to an 8th amount of caffeine in brown and black tea. Even less in earl grey.
t. Leaf lover
Have fun dying, idiots.
A coffee a day keeps the Reaper away?
>wanting to live past 80
>coffe
>tea
step aside
because I need CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I need beer to start my day.
Context?
>Context?
>I'll take mine black with plenty of cream and sugar
What did he mean by this?
There is famous story in market research where when researchers ask how people like their coffee most would answer black (because they seem thought/sophisticated) when in reality most people would drink it with milk, cream or sugar.
why do they have a mexican and a donkey in their cabinet?
This episode depicted the parents breaking down because they couldn’t have coffee. OP is a shit stirring homosexual who is trying to punch this sort of weird anti coffee agenda. This sort of anti coffee anti booze anti masturbation anti smoking thing on /co is relatively new and I can’t tell if it’s just a homosexual trying to get people mad or if it’s part of some bigger culture war bs, but best practice is to not take the bait, hide the thread, and move on. Of course, nobody will do that so we’ll continue getting these threads.
I’m 21 and it’s already true for me
I'll drink a latte, but I think coffee is nasty.
I'm a few years off but same. It's weird but I dislike all hot drinks. Coffee, tea, hell even hot chocolate.
same
I don't even like anything room temperature
ice cold for me thank you
I have warmed up on beer though. some beer is pretty damn good. still don't like wine though.
t. 22
Do you have a kid because it's true for me at 34. Kids suck the lifeforce from you.
Shouldn't have knocked someone up due to "muh legacy".
Yeah, I'd much better spend my 30s just sitting around wanking and watch marvel movies or some shit.
I do miss free time tbqh, but I wouldn't trade it.
Well I didn't say don't have sex, anon.
Do legacy really means anything? Yeah you banged and then here comes the package that you've never asked to bring into the world. I find it kinda of pointless at this point of this lifetime.
Take your anti-natalist garbage somewhere else. Happy that you’re happy, don’t push that on other people when statistically most people are happier having kids (to watch cartoons with).
Black person please
not that guy but unironically I cannot understand the mindset of anyone who can't at least see the appeal of children
have you really never wanted to be a father?
No. Kids are annoying and expensive. I'd rather be the cool uncle, though.
The urge to be the cool uncle is similar but more childish.
Okay.
I wish I could start a legacy. I'm not even allowed to buy a house now. I don't know how minorities do it, with no real house and 50 kids.
>I don't know how minorities do it, with no real house and 50 kids.
that's the point bro...
we don't think, we just do, money comes alone, the few white people who do and don't think are considered white trash, but they at least put more effort into keeping the race alive
>always assumed for years that these two were in their late mid 40's, at best, because of how aged and disheveled they looked most of the time; figured they decided to have kids late into their marriage like MY parents
>found out just recently they're only in their early 30's
The producers knew what they were doing when they went with these designs.
>has kids
>is posting on Cinemaphile
seek help before your delusions become dangerous to others
You clearly don't understand yet that you're here forever. That doesn't go away if you breed
You think you have a kid and then put all your pastimes away?
What am I supposed to do after work? Sit in the bar?
Because you probably haven't done a shit ton of drugs like most people.
age has nothing to do with coffee addiction. When I was in highschool there was a coffee machine in the school lobby. My first week at that school, I noticed a huge line before first period where like 100 people stood in line to get their fix. I didn't know whether to laugh or be depressed of what some humans feel like they need to do, in order to do things that come natural to me.
I hate the morning as much as everyone else, but when I have to work, I do it without any problem at all, without feeling tired or anxious.
Lessons of the day: Don't even start with that shit.
> I didn't know whether to laugh or be depressed of what some humans feel like they need to do, in order to do things that come natural to me.
You are watching too much anime dude
Coffee has the opposite effect on me.
You don't have kids? Well, use your time properly
Once you'll have it doubt it you will not have time for yourself anymore
>don't get to lie in any more
>don't get blocks of free time any more
>start drifting away from friends
>can't really watch movies any more
If you don't have a good support system you're fricked.
t.dated a single mom and her mom really wanted us to take a child to a bar full of adults because she didn't wanna watch her kid
The terrifying prospect of having an actual purpose in life instead of wasting it on vapid indulgence
>i got ubereats pizza and a laptop with a netflix account and an animal
It's not even them just being happy as they are, it's literally pointing out how they fill the void
young people are priced out of housing, forget having kids, it's expensive as frick just taking care of yourself. vapid indulgence is all that's left really
Anon it's just a general joke for the adults watching the show with their kids; it's not meant to be a jab at YOU. Some people drink coffee to get through the morning, some don't.
I try to fap every morning.
I drank a lot of coffee in my teens but eventually it started fricking with my gut.
that's good anon, keep up the good work.
Coffee doesn't work for me, so for better or worse i'll never be like that.
whats the weird obssession with this scene lately
>whats the weird obssession with this scene lately
Its happening to them...
Why does no one mention caffeine addiction/withdrawal is a real thing?
Coffee doesn't do anything for me. Even quitting it doesn't do anything. I hate it.
Coffee is one of the great pleasures of this world.
anon, you a job to feel tired at first place
>tfw I was recently ostracized for eating rye toast with cheddar and drinking a quarter cup of everclear for breakfast
I am sure that I am caffiene resistant or something because when I drink coffee it doesn't wake me up or energise me, it basically does nothing. I don't like the taste either so I never drink it usually. When I was in uni I would sometimes have energy drinks which would be loaded with a dangerous amount of caffeine and I'd be mostly asleep within a few minutes of the lecture starting despite me drinking one just before the lecture started.
Also I preferred this over the Dexter's Lab ep.
I feel like I'm the same
maybe I just haven't ever had enough but if I can't even feel ANYTHING after a cup, why bother drinking more on the chance that I'll feel something after two or three?
I remember once I was in some tutorial thing for work and was again quite openly falling asleep and my boss put a cup of coffee on my table and I thought that was his sign of telling me to wake up, but then I realised he had bought everyone coffee because he was just a nice guy, which was actually worse since I now had to drink this cup of liquid shit without my face betraying how much I hated it. Again, it did not wake me up or help me pay attention.
I hadn't heard that but I know 100% that I do not have ADHD, so still not sure what's going on.
>I now had to drink
You could just say you didn't want it, but you are a moron incapable of proper communication.
The guy spent his own money on something for everyone because he thought it would make people feel better, rather being rude easier to just drink the bastard. It's too minor to make a big deal out of it.
>"Sorry man, I don't drink coffee"
>"Oh alright"
If you stopped making scenarios in your head you would be a better person.
I heard caffeine has the opposite effect on people with ADHD
Weaaaaak
Omelette Dü Fromage
I'm 24 and work 16 hours a day. I'm up to 6 cups a day in the morning.
Why do you work for that long? You need cash that bad?
Its times like this I wish I were married, with a kid or two.
I do not like leading the life I have.
>all this talk of coffee and tea
Get on my level homosexuals. I'm tossing back four 5-energy and similar knock offs a week. Plus those 300 mg energy drinks. Black coffee is like a refreshing beverage or more likely used for dunking oreos.
Coffee dependency develops with prolonged consumption; I have friends younger that you that get headaches if they don't have their coffee,
Another friend is right about your age and drinks two monsters a day to get through the day. We say he is doing the Stroke Any% speed run.
This was truth to me when I was 16
It's cartoonish exageration, but it's me. It's not that I need the caffeine. It's that it's the closest thing to a warm hug I have in life and I'm deeply unhappy.
I'm 34 and I never drink caffeine either.
%3D%3D
This always brings me back to 2014.
Had been in my first job about a year.
Was building my first custom PC after using macs for years.
Put regular show on in the background while I work on it.
Nearly 10 years ago, frick.
You mind telling me what's your job is right now?
>This enrages the addict gay
Vodka?
It was for me by age 19 when I first started becoming a chronic anemic. Please, please, please eat your broccoli and eat spinach soup as often as possible if you dont take vitamins.
This. Taking a daily multivitamin is just about the healthiest thing you can do for yourself.
The multi-vitamin thing has been debunked. It's best to eat a varied diet.
>Bro works for GNC
>Gets me free shit
>Got me a Mega Men Active multivitamin
>Been taking it daily
>Just realized it has 100 msg of caffeine
How fricked am I?
Dexter's dad also didn't spend all day jerking off to cartoons, anon. Coffee is for productive people.