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>I'm a person and my name is anakin

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prequels still beloved to this day despite the hit piece made by some no-talent gays from Wisconsin.
    >Sequelgays on eternal suicide watch
    KEK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a zoomed or a moron? People HATED the prequels when they were released.

      I'm willing to bet when the next trilogy comes out people will warm up to the sequels.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Next trilogy
        Like that's ever gonna happen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People HATED the prequels when they were released.
        a bunch of manchildren and parents did, most children loved it, the massive multi-media successes after their release proves this. Doesn't make them good, but people are far too delusional about these films.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most children loved it
          Children love everything. The important thing to remember is that the Star Wars fans, intoxicated in their mech-fueled fan frenzy, loved the prequels for about 8 months, before the disappointment set in.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can smell this post

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can smell you as well
              Don't look under your bed

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who exactly do you think the people hating on the sequels are? Sex gods and people with happy lives?

          The sequel trilogy was HUGELY successful. Most normal people don't give a frick about muh Mary Sue Rey or how Glub Shitto's lore was slightly misrepresented.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The sequel trilogy was HUGELY successful.
            No it wasn't. The big most expensive finale of a trilogy only made half the money the first entry did, and people refused to watch a movie about Han Solo because of how much the sequels killed interest.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Just because a film trilogy grossed over six billion dollars doesn't mean it's successful!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was the type of film trilogy that should've grossed over eight billion and should've instilled universal love of Star Wars in the entire consumer society. Falling so short of that is a failure of reaching the initial goal. Don't forget Disney's initial plan was releasing a new movie every single year, but they stopped because it seems the demand just isn't there.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm willing to bet when the next trilogy comes out people will warm up to the sequels.
        No they won't. The prequels weren't good but their worldbuilding stoked the imagination, the toys sold, the cartoons and and a shit ton of games set in the PT era brainwashed kids into loving it.
        Sequels have nothing. Not only do they refuse to worldbuild anything new but they destroy previous wordlbuilding, the toys flopped super hard, and the few pieces of media like cartoons and games that did release all fellate the PT+OT period.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >next trilogy comes out people will warm up to the sequels
        What would a trilogy that makes the sequels look like top shelf cinema look like?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        People will always hate them but they are uniquely shitty, there really is something uniquely garbage about those dumpster fires that circle back to making them incredibly charming. Even zoomers and kids nowadays quote and make fun of them, like the kids on tiktok doing Palpatine spins and shit with their friends or spouting shitty lines from them. I really do think it's fine to enjoy them, because there is an intent there, a genuine intent, to tell some kind of story, with a heart at the center of it, and I think people will honestly be enormously forgiving of something being kind of shitty if your movie has that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm willing to bet when the next trilogy comes out people will warm up to the sequels.
        They won’t. The sequels lived in the shadow of the MCU.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like you will never be a woman, the sequels will never be good films. The sequels are not in any way the same thing as the prequels. They're fundamentally broken and shallow knockoffs. But you go ahead and keep on pushing this stupid narrative pretending you're smart.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp /thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp /thread

      They're only "beloved" by a minority of contraria gays. Just like the sequels will be in 20 years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just saying what happens in the movie is a "hit piece"

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she groomed him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DAILY COERCED CUNNILINGUS

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how several people get killed during the pod racing and no one gave a shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't they cheer? quality of life seems very low on tatooine and there's probably very little entertainment

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um actually only one alien died in the podrace you idiot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one gave a shit
      I was happy they died

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one gave a shit

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he have to claim that he was a person? Has anyone thought otherwise?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The israeli alien probably told him or his mother that slaves are not people

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet those two kids who failed the audition blew a sign of relief after seeing how Jake's life turned out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He kinda looks like Hayden Christensen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Transmogrification

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beloved
    okay buddy

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a reminder that Anakin lost his virginity to his sex-droid, R2-D2.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Exsqueeze me anons!

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a person, and I HATE Black folk!
    Jesus Christ, George

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a prequel apologist, but if you can't appreciate the shit George was trying to do with them I'm convinced you know nothing about film before the 80s cemented action blockbuster slop as the prototype for what a "good movie" is. So much of the prequels went over the heads of moronic Gen X'ers that they really convinced themselves Lucas was a raving madman and didn't understand his own work. The American mind has been so thoroughly decimated by formulaic Hollywood trash that it can't tolerate any deviations from Spielbergian schlock. Once you actually start exploring real films, coming back to the prequels is a completely different experience. Still flawed, silly, and in same cases downright stupid, but much more fulfilling.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels are basically the equivalent of batman forever to the Burton batman movies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >immediately cites Hollywood blockbuster slop
        lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well we were talking about the star wars prequels, right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not even a prequel apologist
      >goes on an apologist rant defending the prequels

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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