>I'm a tough guy
>I grew up on the streets
Does he really?
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>I'm a tough guy. >I grew up on the streets
>I'm a tough guy
>I grew up on the streets
Does he really?
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What does BURN LOCAL mean? Wrong answers only
It means you a real one, you been in the streets, you seen all there is to see
it means you oppose global freezing
it's an illusion to interatrial BM on JM sex
Where ever he goes, he must also frick black girls only
It means you don't burn coal you keep it within your own race.
listen rigg, it aint about burning local anymore. You gots to be a real one
It mean you needum maskusum so bad it make you rub your head until you light a fire.
It means you're the HNIC in the gay club
Beverley Hills has streets, his house was on one so technically yes, he did grow up on a street.
his affected tough guy persona irl is pretty cringey but don't tell me he isn't bring the kino on the small screen
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this!
hes become cringe but was pure kino as Shane
Can someone please post the compilation of him rubbing his scalp / all 'lemmehtellyasumtin' moments? Asking this out of love.
i think it's time to consider the other possibilities
That he’d burn your ass locally? Nothing personell, kid
why does it feel like im watching a shitty mid 2000s japanese drama? wtf is that resolution? its so cheap and shitty looking
I hate this fricking guy.
I wouldn’t be so quick to make fun, I know him from way back, he fricked my step sister back in high school he was pretty edgy then, a real man’s man. He rode with a pretty rough crowd but always stuck up for his beliefs. Hell one time he kicked my ass for being a little disrespectful to some girls (can’t say I didn’t deserve it looking back) actually kind of set me straight. We made up after the fact, he’s really cleaned up but I’m sure he’s hard when he has to be. He used to ride a motorcycle to school, would pull up into the hallways with it and park it outside the classroom no shit, the teachers would get mad at first but then started to look the other way after they got to know him (pretty sure he fricked some of them) I’ve seen him knock out a few of the football guys at a party after picking on a disabled kid, the coach wasn’t even mad even offered him a spot on the team but he turned it down said it wasn’t his thing. He really could do anything it’s crazy seeing him in movies/shows now but can’t say I’m surprised. Sent me a case of whiskey he distilled on his farm I still haven’t finished the case shit burns a hole in your stomach you could use it to clean boats lol but this mf drinks it straight up… mad man.
Hahahahaha
this guy goes around knocking out football players and picking on disabled kids. yea im thinkin pretty based
Nah he kicked their ass for messing with the kid, he was just that kind of guy always sticking up for the people who couldn’t defend themselves. There used to be a guy at the school that would torment me every day since middle school but after Bernthall got wind (or BurnItAll as he was known around school lol he always “burned local” if you know what I mean) he dragged him out in the middle of a pep rally and chewed his ass out, real bad, teachers didn’t even try to stop it. He used to make the kid clean his motorcycle every day during school until the kid transferred. I know he only protected me because he was messing with my step sister at the time but he really cared about others y’know?
Okay this is epic
Yeah he was a real hard ass, used to work in the rail yard every summer so his cousin could afford to go to college apparently some of the older guys at the yard got pissed he could out work like 3 guys a time and thought he was making them look bad or something so they cornered him one day with some of the steel beams to try and mess him up real bad, what they didn’t know was he trained at some mma gym in his spare time and disarmed them pretty fast, even told the guys if they tried anymore funny shit they’d be shittin steel for a week… pretty sure they respected him after that every time he went to the workers bar they’d pay for his drinks and treat him like family
look brother, i know a man who burns local when i see one, and it sounds like this guy is a real one, he really does burn local from what i'm hearing.
Yeah he always “burned local” he used to grow his own bud in his spare closet at his house, even threw a “Weed Olympics” for our Grad Party I took one puff and was on the ground coughing for the rest of the night, that’s how I earned the nickname Lil Jon in our home town heh good times
I’m pretty sure you’re just describing Kelly from Bad News Bears
🙂
keep burning local my dude
Hi Jon
Why is this so gratifying to read
Because I have nothing going on in my life and live for (you)s
nah he's so goofy that it becomes endearing. He's the type of guy who probably loves mob justice and self defense stories
The Russian mafia hired him as a hitman and he has over 14 confirmed kills
I wouldn't make fun of him they are tracing your location
he never said that homosexual
Did he go to Black person hats are us and order a double Black person edition hat?
>has pitbulls
>mauls local
...I don't see the problem here.
He attended the toughest Hebrew school in all of Georgetown.
he actually was sent to a Quacker school for wayward youth
So he's a duck?
he drives a truck so he's cool to me
Why is he so shiny
no time for make up
podcasts are raw
why is this guy always playing a rat or a traitor
i get being tough but why'd he go to russia to study being a ballerina?
Why you lyin bro? Any more funny business and you'll be shittin steel for a week
huh he readily admitted it? i'm just trying to keep it real like a real one bro
>I got in a fight once, I sucker punched a dude and he hit his head and I almost went to jail for manslaughter. Yep, I'm a tough guy alright. I don't put up with shit!
i cant buy this dude as anything other then a fairy pretending to be a tough guy
he always makes the same toddlerescque scary guy face
very gay and israeli
Yeah there was a couple guys like you back in high school that used to say the same thing to Jon, a group of skin grads always talking shit about him, instead of beating their ass like he usually did he befriended them and they actually turned out to be good guys just a lot of problems at home. One of the guys even married a israeli girl and still goes to the synagogue every Saturday to this day, classic Bernthall
lets see paul allens early life wikipedia section
Met him at shotshow when s1 of the punisher came out
Complete limp wristed wigger
Is that really his hand? It looks so soft and feminine
Can you still burn local if you're an earth rocker?
EARTH ROCKERS BURNING LOCAL TONIGHT
His show is actually horrible and he’s the fakest fake tough guy ever, there were only three shorts of his for awhile where one was:
>nagging to a friend about a notebook of his you like until he gives it to you
>having a shitbull who obviously has aggression problems towards staff and is treating staff like pussies instead of corralling his pet
>bitching about men who nap
also the fake hype video:
https://youtube.com/shorts/3KZ_65-LEeU?si=OqP1UASpOf313oHW
https://youtube.com/shorts/bykmWcYUhGk?si=p8eHTQspEczec8hl
https://youtube.com/shorts/PqvSUeZS-1U?si=pOXDLFR6m1K1TuBr
https://youtube.com/shorts/TIRdGxSYk60?si=EpXKqJjhoxE_2IF9
Listen here bub how about I call Jon and you and him can put in the gloves and go toe to toe and we can see who the real “tough guy” is.
Any man who loves nagging and hates napping isn’t a real one
Maybe if your weren’t “napping” on Bernthall you wouldn’t have to be “nagged” into burning local but I guess you wouldn’t know since you’re not a Real One
Frick, now I need a hat with a phrase. Any ideas?
sneed
Sneed Local
chuck urban
I was formulating a massive shitpost in my head about this guy today during work but now I'm just too tired to type it all out. Maybe next thread.
come on man be a real one
Tough as nails nepo israelite. Slava Ukraini LOL. AAACCKK!
>I grew up on the streets
>Jonathan Edward Bernthal was born in Washington, D.C. on September 20, 1976, to a israeli family. He is the son of Joan Lurie (née Marx) and Eric Lawrence "Rick" Bernthal, a former lawyer with Latham & Watkins LLP and chair of the board of directors for The Humane Society of the United States until 2019.
Is this how rich israelites get their sick kicks?
when the israelite wants to go slumming, he pretends to be poor trashy goyim
yeah joe I was such a hardcore kid man...I grew up around the hood. When I was young, I had nothing. No money, could barely afford a hot dinner. My parents, real working class people. Me and Joey Diaz used to work for the mob. It was crazy. Real hardcore. Even though I was israeli they still let me into cosa nostra. I was almost initiated into the whole thing.
That one time I was in Russia, it was crazy. Saw those gangsters trying to kidnap a russian girl, I almost stopped them but they had guns Joe, ak-47....hand grenade. A big huge knife like the one Rambo had in the movie. I couldn't do nothing about it. But I was a real one.
Real tough guys recycle