I'm about to marathon this. What should I expect?

I'm about to marathon this. What should I expect?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ortega bunda

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never heard about this movie ever or seen it talked about
      >random youtube recommendation 30 minutes ago is a clip of this movie
      >think nothing of it
      >come to Cinemaphile
      >first post i see is a thread about it
      i am so fricking sick of this algoritihim shit frick frick you frick you dfukc you frick you

      Just watch it.

      Pearl is better btw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I downloaded that as well. Any other recommendations?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was shit and yes her monologue at the end was shit too. Frick you and frick Ti West

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is the final monologue about?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick whyte pepo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          contrarian

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never heard about this movie ever or seen it talked about
    >random youtube recommendation 30 minutes ago is a clip of this movie
    >think nothing of it
    >come to Cinemaphile
    >first post i see is a thread about it
    i am so fricking sick of this algoritihim shit frick frick you frick you dfukc you frick you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i googled imaged sex scenes doesnt seem very interesting i will pass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, just troony homosexuals shilling their goon material.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the guy that made this is israeli?
      no fricking way…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mutt's Law the Movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Context?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's an innocent little church mouse out with her boyfriend who wants to be a real film maker.
        Boyfriend agrees to film a porno because he thinks he can make it artsy.
        In the midst of filming his church mouse girlfriend gets turned on watching the mandingo frick the other women.
        She then says she wants to be part of the porno.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone recommends this movie to me IRL and I will kill them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          cant even watch scary movies anymore without this shit
          goddamnit i wish the holocaust really happened

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It will.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's an innocent little church mouse out with her boyfriend who wants to be a real film maker.
      Boyfriend agrees to film a porno because he thinks he can make it artsy.
      In the midst of filming his church mouse girlfriend gets turned on watching the mandingo frick the other women.
      She then says she wants to be part of the porno.

      Isn't this supposed to be a slasher flick? What does this have to do with the plot?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy who made the movie is israeli.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think his couch did the casting?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's so fricking ugly. Why did it take a stupid fricking Netflix show for this b***h to get overhyped?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seek medical help, you seem to have caught homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >likes morons with butt chins
        Wow bro you're totally not a mindless sheep

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring cuckporn trash

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of a magnitude Ti hasn't produced since The Inkeepers, and perhaps even better. Pearl is overkill tho.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is fricking awful. I regret ever watching it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >supposed to believe decrepit old granny has somehow the strength to overcome multiple youths in their primes

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I feel bad if I hurt him
    >I don't wanna break up
    >after fricking black stud while boyfriend is forced to watch and film
    Truly a woman moment
    The entire movie feels like one, especially with how even old women married for 80 years are still longing for dick to the point of murderous rampages if not satisfied

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you haven't had sex in 80 years you'd want to murder them all too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pearl is literally every bad stereotype about women in 1
        >had a decent enough upbringing but not satisfied, not at all
        >extremely jealous and envious of other women just because they succeed at what she cannot
        >had honest and loving husband but it wasn't enough
        >kills parents and even best friend just because they can't fathom why being a psycho self centered roastie is not a good thing
        >sex is such an important and necessary part of her life that she has a murderous breakdown over it, even at 80 fricking years old, married and with a husband

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poo poster

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the guy with the huge dick inside the basement?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah frick you that was me.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. Just finished the film. It was actually shit. Worst film I've watched in a long time. 3/10 would not recommend.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone told you it was cuck porn and you watched it anyways. Listen to us next time, you fricking idiot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know it would be so low quality.
        >terrible plot
        >barely any Jenna screen time
        >terrible shots
        >awful pacing
        >annoying characters

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were told it was cuck porn. You expected high quality cuck porn? Do you expect high quality dog shit too? Fricking moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You expected high quality cuck porn
            Yeah, figured it would at least have good framing and plot like blacked.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't marathon a movie you fricking newbie zoomer. Paying attention to a single stimuli for 80 minutes isn't 'marathoning.'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't lose ANYTHING relevant in X by watching it from 40m+ or most importantly as soon as the boyfriend cries in the shower and meets Pearl next to the car
      NOTHIING that happens before is even remotely relevant for a slasher horror movie outside of the croc foreshadowing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watch my films in 5 minute intervals so I can take breaks. I can't focus on just a movie for that long, I am too intelligent to be mentally stimulated by such a low iq task.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a retro slasher/rural horror. Great though brief shot of Mia's ass.
    As for the cuck factor, it's a cautionary lesson. Don't do what the cameraman did and take your gf to a sexually promiscuous milieu unless you're prepared for the possibility that she'll want to join it.
    Women are very socially pliable and adapt, and they're much less averse to sex/nudity than some men wished.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was pretty tempted to give it a 3 but I gave it a half point for what I thought were all good kills and maybe the scariest portrayal of old people ever. If its not literally the best portrayal its way up there. I think I maybe sat around a 2 for the first half hour being quite irritated.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the main chick's acting in pearl was pretty impressive. X sucked though

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