I'm absolutely sick of hipster morons insisting that Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a bad movie.
I'm absolutely sick of hipster retards insisting that Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a bad movie.
I'm absolutely sick of hipster morons insisting that Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a bad movie.
Indiana jones and the temple of doo-doo is a bad movie
>40 minutes
Who watches these?
Disney does not get your money, and you can still b***h about the movie with total knowledge.
Or you could actually ignore their product and any other products that have this deep a hold on you, find something you enjoy and use the time and energy you spent being able to b***h about a movie that you haven't seen.
But I do that. I've zero interest in Indiana Jones. I never had any. I watched second one only, and only that because I somewhat like Spielbergs camerawork. At the same time, It's funny seeing Disney fall. Knowing some of the oneliners and plot of this trainwreck (?, maybe it isn't, but I'll never know, lol) I can help bringing down evil conglomerate that is forcing it's view on the world.
I'm absolutely sick of op moron insisting that this thread be posted over and over again
wtf is wrong with you?
Its not a bad movie but its the weakest of the original 3.
In some ways its unique and outshines the other 2 but overall 1 and 3 are just better films
going straight to a prequel was probably a mistake. they didn't have any room to do real character work like they did in the other 2.
>witnesses real magic right in front of him several times
>says in raiders he doesn't believe in that kinda stuff
it's literally the most kino of the series. briskly paced, violent, animated, and darkly comedic
hipsters love it
>indian setting
>annoying indy theme variation
I still can't get my head around how great that
shot is when the life raft is thrown out of the
plane and we follow it all the way down, as it
inflates, until it bounces on the side of the
mountain.
Temple of Doom is my favourite Indy movie
it's easily the best of the 3
>INDYYYYYYYY EEEEWWWWW
>INDYYYYYYYY HEEEEEELP
>INDYYYYYYYY
>DOKKA JONES DOKKA JONES HELP DOKKA JONES
The movie sucks ass and you're the hipster for insisting it's good
Suit yourself, I'm gonna put my willy in Wille.
It's not a bad movie whatsoever, it's just the least consistent and weakest when compared to the other two. Much better than Crystal Skull, however.
I saw the heart scene as a 4 year old and refused to watch it for years
>voodoo
that's racist
>youtuber name “super geek mike”
>40:49 video essay about Spielberg slop
horrific, depressing image
>Content Warning
I'm in.
I reported his video for racism. Indians do not practice Voodoo. There is no Voodoo in this movie.
Here's what James Rolfe had to say about this situation
>As a curator of film I feel responsible to let you know. As much as I recommend Temple Of Doom, there are some scenes that contain racial stereotypes which aren't funny whatsoever. It was wrong back then and it's wrong now. So that's something as a word of precaution. But as a whole, Spielberg's body of work, he's a great director
Here's what James Rolfe had to say about this situation
>I invented Indy filmmaking
Too bad that's not why you posted the thread.
My Indian professor from college loves that movie. "Iy kayme too Ahmarica for my docktorayte and too teech computah science! Naht too gekt my hart ripped ouwt off my cheast ov'er a volcano!"
Temple of doom doesn't even get interesting until like an hour in. Willie fricking sucks. The mystery pales in comparison to the lost ark or holy grail. Gross Indians aren't nice to look at. And the humor is way too much, people say it's the darkest but it's really not, and the stupid minecart scenes make it feel like a video game
It's purely because of the vitriol towards George Lucas.
>the godfather part 3 is hiveminded to think sucks because sofia coppola's performance is bad
>outside of her performance, there are plenty of things to value
>temple of doom is hiveminded to think is good, despite Capshaw's performance being worse than Coppola's
>outside of that performance there is very little to value
>somehow temple of doom is tolerated, even praised by plebs like op, and godfather 3 is ostracized
one of the biggest travesties in plebdom.
Action movie fans live in a different universe. They are willing to tolerate everything, and get hyped by one liners and cameos. Whereas drama directors need to deal with uni dropouts that are capable of writing somewhat coherent essays on failure of using serifs on the title screen.
Damage control. INDY WAS ALWAYS BAD!
Oh
I liked it because of the cool death magic or whatever. Ark was only cool because of the end were all the dudes faces melt off. Otherwise I was pretty bored by all of those movies as a kid.
Granted I havn't watched any of them since then, so maybe i'd feel differently now.