I'm currently in 2024, ask me anything about 2024 in kino

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's the new James Bond?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in 2024 as well; It's half past midnight.

      That's a good question.

    • 5 months ago
      madcunt

      They gave it to Aaron Taylor-Johnson in the end.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aw, man. I don't even like that guy. I doubt I'll watch any of his films.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In fact, I'm not sure if I've seen a movie with him in it. Makes me wonder how he got the role.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My name is Ass, Kick Ass.

        I'll take it. He's kino. It could be way worse, like a black or a woman.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a real person
        I thought you just were just making a joke about Anya Taylor-Joy trooning out

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, that's a real guy. I'm not surprised you thought it was made up, because he's not a popular actor. I'll be surprised if they make him Bond.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably exactly why he's the most likely James Bond. Nobody knows him truly and it'll be an actual surprise if he's cast. I say that's about the only believable thing the OP said.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nobody knows him truly and it'll be an actual surprise if he's cast

              Why do you say that like all surprises are good? They could cast a black guy, and it would be a bigger surprise

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, the idea is that Bond is the ultimate white male fantasy and making him black deprives them of pozzed virtue signaling and white hatred they could put in the movies. He will be white. His boss will probably be a sassy black woman who goes on about racism and colonialism.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is knocking on death's door and when will we see his/her sticky?

    • 5 months ago
      madcunt

      John Cleese will be the biggest one.
      A big MCU actor/actress will die too, not one who plays a literal who character like William Hurt did, but a major character. Jannies will end up stickying it because they're spastics.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don Cheadle.

    • 5 months ago
      madcunt

      Cleese will be late in the year. MCU is mid-year.
      Oh, and before I forget, I'll tell you now that one of these three will go in 2024: Clint Eastwood, Mel Brooks, and James Earl Jones.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hi /cric/bro

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any big names getting cancelled?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is clint eastwood still alive?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    we're taking over

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    'chabin bla x

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will any of these actresses have a sex scene with lots of nudity?
    >Isabela Moner
    >Emma Watson
    >Thomasin McKenzie
    >Sadie Sink
    >Dafne Keen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Isabela Moner
      >Dafne Keen

      well...OP?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think OP answered one question and fricked off.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the best film of 2024?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give us the top 5 at the box office. What are the biggest bombs?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is your attention-seeking related to Cinemaphile, homosexual??

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh, nice. I wouldn't rank them at all, because every year is the same for me. I mean, this website is worse every year, so my rankings would just be 2020 > 2021 > 2022 and so on.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm taking over fellas. OP had to go dilate

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How bad is the reception to Godzilla X Kong, does Toho have to negotiate another new deal?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do i get a gf?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What have you done to try to get one? Have you tried online dating or going out? People with girlfriends usually have regular friends first.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm the one askin' the questions here, buddy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, well, judging by your reply, I'm going to say the answer is No. I'm a man and I don't even like you, and women would like you less.

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