>I'm death, straight up
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>I'm death, straight up
>I'm death, straight up
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forced meme
>TLWgays when they see someone having fun
Forced line
Forced post
Forced soul
fpfp
Could Death beat obese Puss?
Who writes this trash?
Would you prefer a le metaphorical death
>You're Life, gay down.
>Why Puss in Boots The Last Wish is a Modern Classic
>schaffrillas on the way to kill his brother and best friend
>Puss In Boots: The Last Wish Destroys Modern Hollywood
>Why SCARING Kids is Important - Puss in Boots: The Last Wish | Video Essay
>Puss In Boots and The Three Villain Types | Puss In Boots : The Last Wish (2022) - Video Essay
>How to Build an Incredibly Effective Movie Villain | Film Perfection
still better than the usual suspects sharting out another why X is actually about capitalism and why communism isnt aktually bad
I hate video essays, I really do.
El basado
it's really impressive how this meme immediately points out it's user is a contrarian with no actual opinions of value or any genuine free will in their brain.
You sound just as pretentious as the movie's message
how is the films message pretentious? like of all things to take away from my response why that?
In Defense of Jack Horner
>admits to be straight
>gets depicted gay in fanart
When did we stoop so low as a species
I'm not saying you're wrong, anon but I only saw the movie once and I don't remember the Wolf saying anything for or against his sexual preferences.
All hot men get depicted as gay in fanart, that’s how fanart works
>Claims to be straight up
>gets dicked down
Many such cases
>Puss in Boots The Last WIsh is a Masterpiece And Here's why
>I'm "Death Straight Up And I've Come For You Puss In Boots Hnhnhnhn You Know Chhh I'm No A cat Person I Find The Very Idea Of Nine Lives Absurd And You Didn't Value Any Of Them So Why Don't I Do Us Both A Favor And Take This Last One Now Shhh Don't Tell Go Ahead Run It Makes It More Fun For Me Rarghh Hahaha Run Mhmhmhahahaha Run Raargh Run Run Mhmhmhmahahaha Run Run Run Run Fooo Foo Foo Foo-ooo Ooo Foo Foo Foo Foo-ooo I've Enjoyed The Chase Gato But I Think We've Reached The End Now You And I You Gonna Take The Coward's Way Out Run Away To More Lives Or Are You Gonna Fight Pick It Up Go On Pick It Up What's The Matter Lives Flashing Before Your Eyes Mhmhmhm This Is Gonna Be Fun Oh Bien Muy Bien Tsk Tsk Tsk You Really Gotta Stop Losing That Rargh Rrraaargh *Something in spanish* Aaaaargh You're Ruining This For Me I Came Here For An Arrogant Little Legend Who Thought He Was Immortal Haah But I Don't See Him Anymore Live Your Life Puss In Boots Live It Well Live It Well You Know We Will Meet Again Right Fooo Foo Foo Foo-ooo Ooo Foo Foo Foo Foo-ooo"
Wow, that's a pretty big name.
Death.
And I don’t mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically. Believe it. Google it. I swear to god. Cross my heart and hope to die. On my mama. Bonafied. Analyzed. Certified. Verified. Dead Serious. The OGG. The one and only. Authentic. Unmistakable. Indisputable. Unquestionable. Legit. Pukka. Pure as frick. Fr. No cap. Straight bussin. No shit. No lie. No homo. Copyrighted. Watashi o shinjite kudasai. b***h you best believe. Or in any other fancy way.
I'm Death, straight up.
HE'S SUPPOSED TO SAY THE EXPRESSIONS AFTER HE SAYS "STRAIGHT UP"
Not really, the funny part is the excessive build-up to the awful line
no cap?
the movie was ok but the wolf man was hot
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>THINKING DEATH WOULD FIND JOB FUN
>THINKING DEATH BRINGS A SWORD FOR JUST ANYBODY
>>>
I WANT TO HURT CATS
>MFW
I don't think he finds the job fun, he's finding the idea of knocking puss down a peg gratifying.
Pride cometh before fall and all that.
I think people are looking too deep on him. Wolf could literally teleport and shit, he's intentionally limiting himself because he finds stalking and making Puss feel fear exciting and as he said, he enjoys playing. He probably "automatically" brings souls to afterlife but he wants to be the person who does that to Puss.
Discworld Death gets a distinct satisfaction out of his job.
The mama bear was hotter than Kitty and Goldie
>not appreciating papa's bear rear
baka
>Transgender
>Hotter than anything
She wasn't trans
Then why does she look and act like a man
>most motherly person in the movie
>even has a traditional old lady hat and earrings
>"looks and acts like a man"
I wonder why that shitposter got so much traction
You didn't answer my question
She doesn’t
I hate that the biggest takeaway people have for this movie was the panic attack.
If it isn't Death, then that's ALL they talk about.
Tbf I still see some memes of Jack Horner or the opening scene of Puss, but it's obvious that Death wolf stole the show
>he can't even destroy a puss never mind worlds
Can’t believe we haven’t gotten any Death Wolf/Oppenheimer fanart
The Cinemaphile crowd is too niche. Most pseudo-normies who like cartoons/anime are either pervs or move on to the next thing fast. Just a different crowd and the movies were released too far apart, it needs a S+ tier meme to set off the chain reaction or it'll never get made.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
if you're straight what's with the bisexual lighting?
139128951
The sissy is awake
“Straight up” as a term existed long before zoomers. You’re all fricking moronic
Jokes need to be good to be fun
Your jokes:
>I want to suck death's penis
have a nice day
Not even a gay furry, but I can at least understand them thinking the wolf is hot. Forcing this stupid meme that makes no sense was born entirely out of moronic contrarianism that infests this board and homosexuals like you
It's genuinely impressive how fragile you emasculated gays are lol, the "he's having a panic attack" jokes aren't even jokes at this point
Pointing out how annoying a dumb forced meme is = having a panic attack? The reaching is insane
Baneposting has existed for a decade and sneed has existed for like 7 years
I’m talking in general, Cinemaphile brainrot not withstanding
>You’re all fricking moronic, straight up
Cope
Why does the PiB fandom have such a high amount of autistic people?
Gay furries
There's hundreds of fandoms that fit that description, sonic being the king among them.
The fandom was normal before gay furgays latched on it
you are delusional, people cringed at your shitty sonic OCs on deviantart 20 years ago
I wasn't talking about the sonic fandom anon
This fandom was nonexistent before TLW gave it life. You should be bowing to the wolf man
Nah you can keep your e621 cancer, less was more
>Not even a gay furry, but I can at least understand them thinking the wolf is hot. Forcing this stupid meme that makes no sense was born entirely out of moronic contrarianism that infests this board and homosexuals like you
Great comeback
Do you think Death is a fan of Death?
>TLWgays when someone makes fun of their kids movie
>the single 2011gay when someone calls his mediocre spinoff mediocre
But TLW is a modern classic, a masterpiece even
It is
Shut up nerd Lebron better
Least mentally ill TLWgay
Why don't they just get an in real IRL perrito? The whole point of the movie is that easily agitated people need an emotional support animal to compensate for their weakness
So who's going to do this this Halloween?
Only part of that movie I actually liked
Shame it was a fraction of the film
So when is the Donkey spin of movie coming out?
Dulcinea is the moronic one, right?
>I'm Life, gay down.
You can't deny the fact that Death would work better as a female.
OH NO, YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH OF AN ORDEAL IT IS TO SQUEEZE INTO A SKINTIGHT PAIR OF LEATHER TROUSERS EVERY BLOODY TIME I HAVE TO REAP ANOTHER BLOODY NEIL GAIMAN FAN?
>BLOODY NEIL GAIMAN FAN?
Wrong. I want a REAL female death.
>nobody posted the teeth webm
cringe
sexo
>The hype is over now I must pretend to hate thing
Why is Cinemaphile like this?
That didn't happen, I'm pretty sure the haters ITT always hated the movie
Basically the whole board loved it until they realized twitter also loved it/the panic attack scene got a bunch of outlet praise
>Basically the whole board loved it
Don't speak for me trash, I hated it from the start
Then you were too much of a pussy to say so and your opinion means nothing
I was one of the first ones shitposting against it you homosexual
The scene was constantly overpraised everywhere, so I understand why some people got annoyed, that's what caused people to mock panic attack scenes in other movies
Then get annoyed with the people overpraising it, not the scene itself which was done very well
Isn't that exactly what happened when the scene got relevant, though? People would go and say the movie is good and all but would still make fun of who was praising that scene (I don't have a pic for this)
No they said the whole movie was trash because of that one scene. AKA average Cinemaphile intelligence. Guaranteed that’s why
hates it, 90% of the reasons I’ve seen people say they hate it have to do with that and/or Puss being “emasculated” (which is hilariously wrong and just showed that people love spewing garbage opinions without actually watching the thing they’re talking about).
It a Cinemaphile like mindset.
>People have different tastes
woah
You’re right, it’s annoying. Everyone should stop and have the same opinions as me because I’m so based and cool and my dick is very big
Seriously why are TLWgays so whiny and defensive about people not liking their shitty movie, this level of manchild autism feels like bronies all over again
They're not lmao, you guys make complaining about the movie your career
Great job paying attention to the troll you suckers, you have to notice that the poster count never goes up when "someone" shit talks TLWgays for the umpteenth time
>Another tantrum
Every single time
>I got called out for being a moron so I’ll just say it’s a tantrum
homie stop
No it’s fun
>bronies all over again
this is absolutely nothing like that dumbass, gays that say this werent there
>guys I hate this movie that everyone loved when it first came out
>guys panic attacks amirite???
>guys “straight up” lol
>guys pay attention to me please
There’s autism present alright
Cinemaphile caught wind that the movie is popular and liked by normies so they had to switch gears.
Where the frick were you new gay? The haters pathetically tried derailing the movie's threads to avail because every attempt was so blatant that EVEN CO, didn't really engage the bait they were laying
>You're life, gay down
Thank you, Cinemaphile
You've shown me that The Last Wish is a modern classic.
And anyone who says otherwise has a poop mouth with poop opinions.
Didn't this episode cause a controversy for mocking the death of one of the original voice actors?
I haven't seen anyone bring that up anywhere except on this website
I remember that they had to apologize over Twitter
Sex with sheila
For people who don't think panic attacks are real, you guys throw some pretty nasty fits over this movie.
We're just having fun. Projecting much?
>no u
Come on now
You literally have a panic attack over people saying "straight up"
>moron doesn’t know what “literally” means
Many such cases
Wow you posted a reaction image, I’m *literally* having a panic attack rn
So spooopy
sissy-ass fanbase
>mort is death, straight up
Why are dreamworks fanboys like this?
>Doesn't like the 12 part analysis of mort being an eldritch being
Just leave gay
I can't believe fanboys are crying because someone made a thread with death saying his line
Least sensitive TLWgays
me too bro
POV: toddler
This is now a Shrek thread
It always was
I just watched this movie for the first time, I enjoyed it
I can't even remember the movie anymore I just remember that one puss and death shipfic someone wrote that got really popular because of the genuienly good writing it had
There’s no way you actually read a shipfic without actually liking the movie first
homie what?
And you’re not going to link it?
It's My Way of Life by plobster. A lot of people were talking about it during the height of the movie's popularity and it received quite a bit of fanart
Finally. Why it took you so long?
Hey lailah
>claims to be literal death
>presents himself in the metaphorical form of a ravenous wolf
What did he mean by this? If he's literally death then shouldn't he be more abstract.
>manifests just to torment a cat
>takes the form of a big dog
several cultures have used dogs/wolves for the death figure, Spain in particular has the Cadejo which may have been what they were going for especially since burning red eyes are part of that mythos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadejo
I'm Badfinger's fourth studio album
I don't think a more perfect boyfriend could exist
What do you think his favorite food is?
According to himself:
Cat souls.
TLW >>>> Shrek 2
i'm trans btw
fake
>you will never press your nose directly against fiona's fat, meaty anus as she blasts loud, powerful farts directly into your nose
remember how she just BLASTS one into a fricking mud bath and STILL makes a ton of air bubbles come up? the sheer fricking power, brehs...
So much seethe ITT
I hate how people obsess over the furry when Jack was easily the best character in the movie.
I want BIG Jack Horner to put his thumb in my christmas pie.
Why doth the lobo make mouseshills seethe so much? Is it because they're salty DreamWorks could make a better movies than anything coming from uncle Walt's studio for the last 7 years?
Who are you quoting?
I liked him but really didn't like how he was written towards the end. Was kinda cringe and not in a good way.
I'm just saying, Shrek or Po would mog Death.
Latin american dub of Shrek 2 is so tedious. Would it have been too much for Eugenio Derbez (mexican comedian who dubbed Donkey) to stop adding all those mexican slangs/expressions/references almost everytime Donkey speaks?
Why are you watching the Latin American dub if you speak English?
Universally liked movies (and not "popular" ones, like even "both sides" kind of like) seem to make this place angry.
The nature of the anon is to be contrarian no matter the cost.
TLW is a great second installment. Dreamworks usually struggles at making those.
*Disney
Ftfy
Dreamworks too. Panda 2 is atrocious.
>Puss beat Death
but he didn't
dunno why people think that
at the end Death even won
He beat him the way that matters, the only way anybody can: he no longer fears him. He's let go of his earthly hubris and no longer seeks more than he needs, satisfied with what he has and when his time comes then he will go to it peacefully but never stop fighting to preserve what he has until then. There is no cheating death, but he's no longer the boogeyman to be feared or mocked.
That's not losing fear, that's being content. Hell even Death goads him to do that.
Even death will die one day anon.