>I'm flying a plane undergoing an unforeseen mechanical emergency at a level of competency exceeding 99% of pilots' ability right now
he deserved everything he got
Don't drink around her, it's that simple. When you do, stick to lighter beers.
Or if you don't care about her, break it off and keep drinking. Any woman that is ok with you getting wasted all the time probably is a decidedly bad influence anyway
It's simple really. Here's what you do. Dont drink beer. It's too much evidence (empty cans) of how much you drank. Drink clear or brown liquors. Keep some empty bottles and fill them with iced tea or water depending. Drink your bottles and just keep the decoy ones in your liquor spot and hide the real ones. Women are stupid and cant tell unless you're falling over or piss yourself. Works everytime friend
It really isn't. Losing what was your biggest hope of procreating and living a happy life isn't something that's easy to live down. It's been almost a year for me now, I'll probably be the sad drunk 5 years from now too. We lost, plain and simple. Even worse than incels because having and then not having is the biggest curse a man can get.
I have a girlfriend who I am with because its just someone to be around me and she dotes on me and does whatever I say but does not have the ability to meet any of my emotional needs because she is so stupid.
I also feel bad for stringing along this girl to alleviate my loneliness when I am now all she has in life.
I felt the same and then she dumped me and I realized what an idiot I am. Just remember a woman's purpose in your life is to bear your children and be your loving partner in every aspect of your life, but it isn't to have deep philosophical conversations with. That's what male friends are for. Don't take her for granted bro, I'm sure she's worth it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Her life revolves around me and I'm a fricking loser. I'm aware that women aren't for talking with the way you do men, but we don't even have anything in common.
I've been there man, you just need to bite the bullet and end it. You'll both be better off in the long run and you can deal with your emotions, even though it may take a couple years, and try to be a better boyfriend for someone you meet later. I'm still working on the last part
2 years ago
Anonymous
I have nobody in my life other than her and she forced herself into my life. It's really bad for both of us
It's gonna be 4 years for me in November and I still think about her every day. She's moved on to another guy now, yet every girl I've been with doesn't compare to her. Perhaps it's because she was my first love. In any case, I still have hope of moving on.
there's plenty of fish in the sea. So what if she won't be the little 20 year old you've imagined your life with for years. There's still women out there for fellas like us
I miss her every day and she's forgotten all about me
Lol!
it's literally not too late, you fricking c**ts. At the end of day, a lot of how you feel comes down to hormones. but you bet i'm gonna tell you to stop wallowing and try to make yourself feel better by yourself in a better place, only in a better place will you be able to properly love again.
but it's gonna have to happen with somebody else. even if you could get her back (you can't) it would not be the same. It couldn't be.
>even if you could get her back (you can't) it would not be the same. It couldn't be.
I know you stupid Black person. That's why I'm refusing to contact her even in my drunkest moments. That doesn't make things any better.
>implying it could get any worse
I didn't only hit rock bottom, I've sparred with it and it knocked me out to the even deeper bottoms I didn't know existed
Should've never watched this because it's going to be hours of terrible brorock from here on out, possibly with "singing."
have the euros already passed out?
Gay if true.
>druk >alone >incredibly horny >thinking of just putting up a post saying that I'm a bicurious man looking for a blowjob which would get me head tonight >not gay at all, just desperate
Im trying to play it cool right now but I think I waited to long to text a girl back, she was willing to come over because of the heat instead of going out
>quitting nicotine cold turkey
As a functioning alcoholic, I could quit drinking 100 times before I could even imagine having the mental strength to give up ciggies. I guess I'll smoke them till I die.
>be me drink every day >stop drinking because starting to interrupt everyday life >feel bored for a couple days >feel great for having a break after that >try to quit ciggies >feel irritable and on edge for several days >think I've made it, not so bad now >2 weeks later cravings hit me like a tsunami, can't focus on anything and getting angry over nothing. can't even comfort eat because appetite is dead >end up walking to the shop and smoking like 10 cigs in a couple hours
Think I'm going to have to try some nicotine patches or pills. I quit cold turkey ages ago but no idea how I did it. Feels pretty pathetic.
We lost the moment we smoked our first cig. I stopped being angry at myself for that first moment of weakness because I realized that if I resisted then, there would be 100 more down the line where I'd give in eventually
it's Sunday morning and it's 3 hours since i started drinking after working the nightshift
on the 9th beer, will probably get the usual 14 in before bed and do it all again tomorrow
Not injected in 8 years. I still miss it if i'm honest. Relapsed last year but didn't spike. Six months of smoking H. The addiction wasn't as bad but it still fricked me over.
for me it's >drink an alcoholic beverage for the first time >"wow this is great" >have no self discipline >have a history of alcoholism in the family >fast forward a few years and i can't function without a drink
wouldn't recommend
bong here. Still up but I'm going steady tonight. On my second bottle of wine then going to bed. Just had a chicken pie too so don't think I'll be too druk
would have liked to have gone to the shop and stocked up on some more booze but does me good to go easy every once in a while. Dad's going on holiday soon too so I'll have to look after his dogs. Don't want to do my usual and wake up at 10am only to find they've shit everywhere.
>druk >alone >incredibly horny >thinking of just putting up a post saying that I'm a bicurious man looking for a blowjob which would get me head tonight >not gay at all, just desperate
>>got plenty of kino choices lined up. >name them or be a gay
I have 14 HDDs full of kino, heres one , Wakako Zake jdrama, about a cute drinker girl. very comfy for drinking.
>wake up and have some brekky >get showered and dressed >clean up a bit around the house >walk the dogs >sleep on the sofa for 2 hours with antiques roadshow in the background >wake up and start getting druk again
WHAT A LIFE
idk where you live, but around here you have to OWN the land you wanna live off unless you wanna get fricked dry in the ass by the law. you got a plan? based idea though
nice
[...]
I am enjoying it, my life in the last four years or so tops everything before it but I dont dare dream of a cute drunk girl to share it with
You just entered a new based phase bro, the single chad life. You can do whatever you want whenever you want, work out, go for walks, read, cook based meals. The world is your oyster DRUK god
I keep my drinking to the weekends, mostly in company and I love it but I still know in my heart its unhealthy as frick and might kill me as I grow older. im literally drinking poison for the fun of it, idk
>boss off on holiday, need to pickup the shit he normally deals with >dad also going on holiday so have to keep check on his house and look after the pets
Don't want to be in my usual druk state even though I'm quite good at it. Will still be drinking just to a lesser extent.
I'll probably go full throttle tomorrow night before I go back to work. Doubt I'll keep the sensibility up for a full week either but I'll literally get nothing done if I stick entirely to my usual routine. Don't want to have to explain to my boss when he comes back that nothing's been done because it... well it just didn't okay!
You just entered a new based phase bro, the single chad life. You can do whatever you want whenever you want, work out, go for walks, read, cook based meals. The world is your oyster DRUK god
It's not very Chad when the women you thought you would marry literally blocked you everywhere and refuses to acknowledge you while you became distant from your friends and family to appease her. Combine this with my hardcore drinking the last 2,3 months dealing with relationship and I'm now at the lowest I've been in a very longtime when 4 months ago I didn't think I could get happier.
Happens to pretty much everyone at some point to be fair anon, it's usually just a matter of time. You'll be fine.
>It's not very Chad when the women you thought you would marry literally blocked you everywhere and refuses to acknowledge you while you became distant from your friends and family to appease her. Combine this with my hardcore drinking the last 2,3 months dealing with relationship and I'm now at the lowest I've been in a very longtime when 4 months ago I didn't think I could get happier.
it wasnt meant to be. let it go bro. dont destroy yourself over someone like that.
Bro why do you miss that b***h? She sounds awful
You guys don't understand. Yeah she could be crazy (which women aren't?) but when she was great, she was the best. She was amazing on so many levels and dealing with her bullshit was worth it tenfold. But she misunderstood something and kicked me out and didn't let me explain myself. Blocked me and ignored any contact I tried. She already talked shit about me to mutual friends so I know it's over. But I wish it wasn't. She was amazing... I pray everyday she messages me. I won't be a creep to her and keep bothering her, she has to reach out.
And for context, she didn't make me disconnect from friends and family. It was more me choosing her over them willfully. She supported me seeing others but I blindly always chose spending time with her.
Anyway, bottoms up lads. I'm going to get blackout drunk so I don't feel pain until tomorrow afternoon. Cheers to everyone.
Im gonna be real dude, you sound like a fricking simp. >And for context, she didn't make me disconnect from friends and family. It was more me choosing her over them willfully
Dude sort your shit out, no thot is worth more than your friends and family. NO THOT
2 years ago
Anonymous
She simped for me the first 5 months of the relationship. She kissed the ground I walked on and wanted to spend every second with me. She would listen and do everything I say to make me happy. Went out of her way for things. Those were the best times in my life combined with everything else. Then I got druk and yelled at her and made her cry. She stayed with me but I had to be the simp. And I was fine with that. I don't care. Now all that effort is for nothing. She thought I was talking shit about her and I wasn't and didn't even let me explain.
been there done that, you'll get over it still. All you're doing is improving your druk powers now whilst the grief passes.
I've been drinking 2 weeks now to get over it and it isn't working. It just is a cycle of get druk and don't care then wake up and cry until I drink again or fall asleep.
Frick everything, life sucks
2 years ago
Anonymous
>2 weeks
anon stop being gay and enjoy yourself cmon now. chill out with your druk bros
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Then I got druk and yelled at her and made her cry. She stayed with me but I had to be the simp.
Bro it just sounds like you were always the simp you just didnt know it, grow some balls you dont need some bawd thot prostitute
Im with you bro, but I gotta tell you - most of them are emotional manipulators and its very possible you got snared. I know it doesnt help at all, but you gotta tough through it. My last breakup nearly killed me and took like 2 1/2 years to get over, but in the end you will mange. godspeed and cheers
2 years ago
Anonymous
If I was snared then she must be the master at it. I literally went through her phone when I had a chance incognito and she praised me to so many people, acted like I was the man of her dreams...Then I turned out to be nothing more than a fraud.
cheers bro from another mom
Cheers my friend, a very beautiful song of course
>there's no one else like her she was one of a kind
They ALL do this shit man.
Women are evil. And it's not "wahhh pussy!" bullshit. Females are despicable creatures and should be treated like high risk prisoners.
>2 weeks
anon stop being gay and enjoy yourself cmon now. chill out with your druk bros
>Then I got druk and yelled at her and made her cry. She stayed with me but I had to be the simp.
Bro it just sounds like you were always the simp you just didnt know it, grow some balls you dont need some bawd thot prostitute
Say what you want, you won't sway my opinion. But it doesn't matter. She doesn't want me. The goal tonight is to get drunk as frick with my fa/tv/irgins. Cheers my friends, I shotgunned another beer, about to go back to the liquor to finish the job.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Say what you want, you won't sway my opinion
Bro just get over that dumb b***h and move on like lmao its literally that easy, you are such a fricking simp lmao probably some nerd virigin who got with a 6/10
>there's no one else like her she was one of a kind
They ALL do this shit man.
Women are evil. And it's not "wahhh pussy!" bullshit. Females are despicable creatures and should be treated like high risk prisoners.
>she didn't make me disconnect from friends and family. It was more me choosing her over them willfully.
A few years, a few different paths trodden you'll see this differently.
You're a thrall I will pray for you bro, too many guys minds ruined in this way
>It's not very Chad when the women you thought you would marry literally blocked you everywhere and refuses to acknowledge you while you became distant from your friends and family to appease her. Combine this with my hardcore drinking the last 2,3 months dealing with relationship and I'm now at the lowest I've been in a very longtime when 4 months ago I didn't think I could get happier.
it wasnt meant to be. let it go bro. dont destroy yourself over someone like that.
I keep my drinking to the weekends, mostly in company and I love it but I still know in my heart its unhealthy as frick and might kill me as I grow older. im literally drinking poison for the fun of it, idk
>I keep my drinking to the weekends, mostly in company and I love it but I still know in my heart its unhealthy as frick and might kill me as I grow older. im literally drinking poison for the fun of it, idk
how much do you drink in a sitting? do you get hangovers? of course its more healthy to be straight as an arrow but lots of people have enjoyed alcohol and lived long lives.
I usually get drunk as frick on saturdays, but I dont get hangovers since I started buying middle of the line booze. Usually exhaused and relaxing on sundays but thats a workers fate I think. How much I drink always depends on mood and company, last saturday we got so drunk we were listening to music well into the morning, drinking and dancing, it was really good. I never dance. But it IS posion, I cant shake the knowledge
very true. although my drinking habit limits the amount of times a month I can afford to cook a proper meal kek. that said I also love eating poor man's food like beans on toast or sausage and mash. makes me feel like a kid again.
I've been really getting into cooking lately, use to hate it but i find it so comfy and chill now. Bought a slow cooker a few weeks ago and i've been slow cooking meals every couple of days god damn is it comfy
Yeah slow cookers are a great way of keeping costs down too because you can cook plenty of tasty food and freeze the rest with little effort. I like buying all the ingredients of something in one of my recipe books though and cooking a serious meal, just costs a pretty penny when you live alone.
Yeah cooking is really comfy, im suprised it took me so long to appreciate it to be honest. Also home cooked meals taste 10x better than fast food shit
>Use to be able to run 5 miles every morning >Start drinking >Become more and more of a DRUK chad >Now can barely walk down the stairs without getting out of breath
WHAT A LIFE
You cant drink like at work like the old days. The work environment is too bureaucratic and punitive these days.
I'm only 26 and I've worked a fair few jobs where I would go to the pub on my dinner break and down like 4 pints. Depends where you work though, I work from home now but if I was still in the office I wouldn't dare because everyone I work with is a straight laced homosexual
Yeah it lean and clean and very tastey, i'd recommened learning how to pan cook chicken to the perfect crisp
2 years ago
Anonymous
My step sister cooks similar stuff, I've seen it and it does look very nice. Unfortunately the amount I drink sort of negates any attempts at eating healthy so I tend to just cook hearty comfort food myself until I can bring myself to going back to the gym. Think it's going to be a while though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cooking clean, healthy food will settle your stomach after a night or many night of heavy drinking trust me. It settles your shit down
2 years ago
Anonymous
So does a bowl full of vegetables, sausages, gravy and mash potatoes 🙂 it's like heaven in a bowl and you feel well fed the next day. Just not so good for the calories but neither is 3 bottles of wine a day.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hey if you wanna be a 400lb hench beast good for you
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm only 80kg but I'm only 25 too. Can still survive off my metabolism for a while
2 years ago
Anonymous
lmao bro you dont even know, 25 is the last year you can stay lean if you dont diet and work out, its over for you
2 years ago
Anonymous
I walk my dogs for an hour or 2 everyday and it's not like I'm stuffing my face with processed shit. booze is the only major offender of mine
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah that doesnt matter, your body just stops working after 25
2 years ago
Anonymous
>your body just stops working after 25
bro? theres a shitload of people over 25 working with their bodies
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes exactly brainlet they have to work on their bodies, you arn't lean by default anymore
2 years ago
Anonymous
just don't eat too much and you won't get fat, it's not exactly complicated
2 years ago
Anonymous
lmao you are gonna end up 600lbs i can tell
2 years ago
Anonymous
no no
I'm drawing the line now
good job reading the subtext though anonski
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cant confirm, I was skinny as frick in my youth, went to do vocational shit for office work, hated my job and my guts when I got fat between 21 and 25, started doing ACTUAL work when I was 29 and my body was handling it fine. Hard to bear at first because I was a limp noodle, but your body doesnt just stop working. I might be missing something here as an esl brainlet idk
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just because it didnt happen to you doesnt mean it doesnt happen
2 years ago
Anonymous
>28 >don't diet or workout but still at the same weight as ever >eat real food for meals, but have a sweet tooth for high quality desserts >no booze for months >bloodwork comes in one day >yo anon your cholesterol's been rising for a year we didn't tell you before lol >cut desserts and stop eating eggs, quit red meat, stop using fake butter and sticking with avacodo/olive oil if strictly necessary >eat primarily fish and chicken with rice and veggies >remain sober >again blood work >weight unchanged >anon your cholesterol has gone up more you really need to watch your diet and not eat so much processed foods
Guess exercise it is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This bro, my blood work basically says im dead despite the fact i eat clean like 90% of the time, time to hit the gym daily i guess
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm only 80kg but I'm only 25 too. Can still survive off my metabolism for a while
Metabolism does not slow with age, this is a common myth. They discovered this a year ago.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes it does, you will face this reality once you age zoomie
You can if you work a really shit job or a really prestigious job. Its not uncommon for construction workers around here to start drinking heavy booze before noon, my father is a truck driver and was delivering goods to several construction site where the recipient literally was not capable of climbing out of some hole in the ground because they were so shitfaced.
Fair point. A handful of blue collar jobs. Maybe really powerful positions like CEO where they have a driver. Possibly small businesses or some self employed people. But most jobs it's not possible without being sacked. Most corporate jobs wouldn't allow it.
Bring a water bottle of vodka and chug it on the commute home from work then drink more at home until you blackout and wake up to your alarm waking you to go back to wageslaving of course
Depending on your job you
a) go to work, do your thing, go home, drink
b) go to work, drink, do your thing, go home, drink more
You wouldnt believe the degeneracy of some types of work or people. I spoke at lenght to my dads girlsfriends mother about her work in journalism in the 70s and 80s in germany and it was pure debauchery on a scale a regular worker wouldnt deem acceptable. Shit can be fricked up yo
You can if you work a really shit job or a really prestigious job. Its not uncommon for construction workers around here to start drinking heavy booze before noon, my father is a truck driver and was delivering goods to several construction site where the recipient literally was not capable of climbing out of some hole in the ground because they were so shitfaced.
Moderation is the key. Drink just enough to get a nice buzz going all night and you should feel ok for work in the morning. Then have some cheeky drinks during lunch and ride the buzz until you get off work and can drink again
Thought the lump in my scrotum was maybe a cyst or something but my doctor forwarded me to a professional urologist instead, super cagey about reassuring me its not cancer.
Time to drink 24 beers unironically I'm fricked
I have anhedonia and have discovered recently that drinking makes things mildly more interesting. Metaphorically it adds a slight splash of color to my gray world. I've gone from drinking once every couple of weeks/months to drinking every other day. I fear for my future but hey, it's better than not drinking.
I don't exist in my world. I'm slowly being entombed in my own body, losing all sense of sensation. I've been this way for years and it's only gotten worse. If I am to live, experiencing a splash of color but living a shorter life is a worthy trade.
i love my druk bros. best threads on Cinemaphile heres a greentext of my alcoholism >be me >get druk >wake up in hospital with IV attached to arm >pull IV out and try to run away >get restrained and cuffed to bed >wake up again >heart rate too high to get released >some homosexual american bs >finally sign waiver declaring hospital isnt responsible for releasing me >go to bodega >get bacon egg and cheese and lemon lime gatorade >walk home, get back, take a nap >go to hockey game i had tix for >get yummy thai >get druk >have fun at game
>accidentally started argument about getting fat in your 20s
time for me to sleep lads. have a good night. think I'll get bastard faced tomorrow night so see you then.
yes you did. First you said >ya'll
like were on twitter with your fricktard associates, then you said >need to find god
like a goddamn imbecile. hope I cleared up some shit, and cheers
>drank 3 bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka a few weeks ago >wake up sweating and shaking, no hangover just anxiety and dire need for more alcohol >spend most of the morning laying on the sofa hoping it will go away >end up by mid afternoon going to the shop to buy more booze >"that'll be £20 please" >stretch hand into pocket as beads of sweat roll down my face >shakily pull out my card >take about 5 attempts to push it into the card machine >hands trembling like frick, spaghetti falling everywhere >"will that be all?" >yeah ldnx skjs thanks >shakes disappear as soon as I walk out the door >booze retrieved >go home and down the first bottle
don't get like that often, only after a hard binge but it's hell
where my eurochads at
Posting from bed like a homosexual. Will likely pass out soon
>stop drinking >spend a year exercising, doing volunteer work and reading all day everyday >end up in a psych ward for 6 months
i'm drinking again and it's much more comfy tbh
I listen to this as i take the final sip of beer i will ever drink
Its July 24th 2022
I am an obese loser who hasnt moved on in life since he left university
Its time i stop
>who hasnt moved on in life since he left university
In contrast to all the people out there that are utterly happy now that they 'moved on', right? If you attended university you should have the brainpower to realise that this moving on thing is romanticized bullshit or move on from this live to the next with a bullet throught your skull. No offense bud, but I wanna puke any time I hear this bullshit
do you actually think what my post was meant to convey that, and I quote here, moving on is le bad like a redditor trying to earn his first gold? If this is was universities produce I sincerely suggest you go with option b on this one
fly a plane
Today it was my birthday and I've been drinking to cope since I woke up this morning. It's 9 pm and I think I'm going to bed
how old are you now?
18
Happy birthday anon! Wanted to post this in another thread, I miss Norm.
happy birthday anon
happy birthday anon
happy birthday. better than my alone days where i wake up at 9pm because i didnt eat and drank a pint of vodka earlier in the day
happy birthday druk anon
Was the plane crash his fault?
No but you can't drink 12 hours before flying
No, it was based off a real plane crash where maintenance failure caused a part to break
Buy head from a prostitute
>I'm flying a plane undergoing an unforeseen mechanical emergency at a level of competency exceeding 99% of pilots' ability right now
he deserved everything he got
Gf is busting my balls for drinking again. What to do?
Don't drink around her, it's that simple. When you do, stick to lighter beers.
Or if you don't care about her, break it off and keep drinking. Any woman that is ok with you getting wasted all the time probably is a decidedly bad influence anyway
I only drink one or two times a week and only beers (about 2-3 litres each time). I guess I am not a full alcoholic yet
This is a recipe for disaster
Get an alcoholic gf
be nicer to your gf, you c**t.
Actually, I am very nice to her
my ex used to get pissy about me drinking a bottle of wine to myself at the weekend. was pretty annoying.
It's simple really. Here's what you do. Dont drink beer. It's too much evidence (empty cans) of how much you drank. Drink clear or brown liquors. Keep some empty bottles and fill them with iced tea or water depending. Drink your bottles and just keep the decoy ones in your liquor spot and hide the real ones. Women are stupid and cant tell unless you're falling over or piss yourself. Works everytime friend
Really feel pathetic admitting it, but this is tried and true.
dick her down properly you drunk limp dicked homosexual
I don't even get hungover anymore lads, What's on the agenda for tonight?
check your liver toxicity mate
Drinking while doing a boater license course
Some vidya and watching Mayday: Air disasters
>Mayday: Air disasters
so, are we ganning? we gaan???
Imagine drinking
I miss her every day and she's forgotten all about me
Lol!
She's probably getting fricked in the ass rn mate
i hate her so much but she didnt do anything to me it was all my fault for pushing her away
>i hate her so much
Love from Kazakhstan
Same. It will never get better and we'll die alone, cheers to that
It's pathetic how much it consumes me
It really isn't. Losing what was your biggest hope of procreating and living a happy life isn't something that's easy to live down. It's been almost a year for me now, I'll probably be the sad drunk 5 years from now too. We lost, plain and simple. Even worse than incels because having and then not having is the biggest curse a man can get.
I have a girlfriend who I am with because its just someone to be around me and she dotes on me and does whatever I say but does not have the ability to meet any of my emotional needs because she is so stupid.
I also feel bad for stringing along this girl to alleviate my loneliness when I am now all she has in life.
I felt the same and then she dumped me and I realized what an idiot I am. Just remember a woman's purpose in your life is to bear your children and be your loving partner in every aspect of your life, but it isn't to have deep philosophical conversations with. That's what male friends are for. Don't take her for granted bro, I'm sure she's worth it.
Her life revolves around me and I'm a fricking loser. I'm aware that women aren't for talking with the way you do men, but we don't even have anything in common.
I've been there man, you just need to bite the bullet and end it. You'll both be better off in the long run and you can deal with your emotions, even though it may take a couple years, and try to be a better boyfriend for someone you meet later. I'm still working on the last part
I have nobody in my life other than her and she forced herself into my life. It's really bad for both of us
got druk for the boys
It's gonna be 4 years for me in November and I still think about her every day. She's moved on to another guy now, yet every girl I've been with doesn't compare to her. Perhaps it's because she was my first love. In any case, I still have hope of moving on.
Live Anon kun
Live!
shut the frick up you mopey moron christ
My feelings are valid.
there's plenty of fish in the sea. So what if she won't be the little 20 year old you've imagined your life with for years. There's still women out there for fellas like us
it's literally not too late, you fricking c**ts. At the end of day, a lot of how you feel comes down to hormones. but you bet i'm gonna tell you to stop wallowing and try to make yourself feel better by yourself in a better place, only in a better place will you be able to properly love again.
but it's gonna have to happen with somebody else. even if you could get her back (you can't) it would not be the same. It couldn't be.
>even if you could get her back (you can't) it would not be the same. It couldn't be.
I know you stupid Black person. That's why I'm refusing to contact her even in my drunkest moments. That doesn't make things any better.
she only contacts me in her drukest moments out of boredom
and I engage
it prevents things fron getting worse, which is really good, homosexual.
>implying it could get any worse
I didn't only hit rock bottom, I've sparred with it and it knocked me out to the even deeper bottoms I didn't know existed
It's not over. For you or Saffron Caesar.
Should've never watched this because it's going to be hours of terrible brorock from here on out, possibly with "singing."
Gay if true.
Really gay if true.
wish I could numb it all with drinks
got the bad genes where I'm responsible and shit
Not another depression thread please no
Hi Druk I'm dad
It's a Saturday Night, so - fine.
Me too
Im trying to play it cool right now but I think I waited to long to text a girl back, she was willing to come over because of the heat instead of going out
you didn't wait too long
once they're on the hook they are yours
>Started drinkign way too much recently
>Started pissing the bed
How do I stop?
Just stop drinking, lol. I've quit nicotine, cold turkey, hard but worth it. (didn't stick)
>quitting nicotine cold turkey
As a functioning alcoholic, I could quit drinking 100 times before I could even imagine having the mental strength to give up ciggies. I guess I'll smoke them till I die.
For me cigarettes were way easier to quit than alcohol.
t. smoker for 6 years
>be me drink every day
>stop drinking because starting to interrupt everyday life
>feel bored for a couple days
>feel great for having a break after that
>try to quit ciggies
>feel irritable and on edge for several days
>think I've made it, not so bad now
>2 weeks later cravings hit me like a tsunami, can't focus on anything and getting angry over nothing. can't even comfort eat because appetite is dead
>end up walking to the shop and smoking like 10 cigs in a couple hours
Think I'm going to have to try some nicotine patches or pills. I quit cold turkey ages ago but no idea how I did it. Feels pretty pathetic.
We lost the moment we smoked our first cig. I stopped being angry at myself for that first moment of weakness because I realized that if I resisted then, there would be 100 more down the line where I'd give in eventually
i haven't smoked in a few months
try the patch and read the Easy Way book. You need to want to quit and yes you will have moments like that.
Wish me luck lads, today is the last drinking day of my taper.
I love being sober.
>Captain Whitaker! I implore you to stop dancing and sit down!
>*mumble/slurs the lyrics to "What A Life" while trying and failing to do the worm*
it's Sunday morning and it's 3 hours since i started drinking after working the nightshift
on the 9th beer, will probably get the usual 14 in before bed and do it all again tomorrow
I glup de bodga
Imagine spiking
Oh I can only imagine
Not injected in 8 years. I still miss it if i'm honest. Relapsed last year but didn't spike. Six months of smoking H. The addiction wasn't as bad but it still fricked me over.
>being addicted to a substance
>not just stopping immediately once you feel that slight tug after a hard day at work
Couldn't be me
>not just stopping immediately
a possible death sentence for actual alcoholics
Yeah, if you're knee deep in vodka already, not at the onset
it catches up on you real quick
To get this job. I mean, did you do, or were you asked to do anything lewd or unsavory, or otherwise repulsive to your person, huh?
How the frick can people be alcoholics in 2022. It's not the cold war. I'm surprised they even sell that shit. Are you posting from a rotary phone?
for me it's
>drink an alcoholic beverage for the first time
>"wow this is great"
>have no self discipline
>have a history of alcoholism in the family
>fast forward a few years and i can't function without a drink
wouldn't recommend
Literally me
have the euros already passed out?
Not quite, but calling it a night. Had my midnight meal and drank a liter of water. Going to bed after this cig
bong here. Still up but I'm going steady tonight. On my second bottle of wine then going to bed. Just had a chicken pie too so don't think I'll be too druk
All I've had was an apple and some charcuterie around lunch. 7pm in leafland, on the vodka seltzers, it's gonna be a ride
would have liked to have gone to the shop and stocked up on some more booze but does me good to go easy every once in a while. Dad's going on holiday soon too so I'll have to look after his dogs. Don't want to do my usual and wake up at 10am only to find they've shit everywhere.
na bruv, we were having barbequeue, made a fire and Im so sloshed I can barely solve the captcha. cheers lads, going for a smoke now
Just sad after the STATE that was the UFC London card, jesus
No, we stylin'. Go frick your mother
THIS THE THREAD?
IS THIS THE FRICKING THREAD???????
DRUK stories time
I missed you druk bros, i was crying......
We missed you too bro, welcome back
>druk
>alone
>incredibly horny
>thinking of just putting up a post saying that I'm a bicurious man looking for a blowjob which would get me head tonight
>not gay at all, just desperate
beyond grim
So what are well all DRINKIN and WATCHIN tonight?
First time for me, wish me luck frens.
It's great. Be sure to focus on the film, don't have your phone or laptop out.
Reminds me I need to finish Pusher.
Drinking four roses bourbon and planning to watch some John Adams later, came highly recommended
Drinking some Fosters cause i'm cheap and gonna start rewatching classic AVGN i think, comfy night ahead
DRUK KINGS WE WON
Post you fricking virgins
WHAT A LIFE
What a lad Mads is
I hate you guys, you dont even post
>page 3
>not even posting
adhd post
maybe try another website
>I'm on min 23
>that brotherly luv
I know anon said to concentrate on the film and stay out of the net but I just had to share my feels
ohh im posting here
Reminder these threads are made by an intel agency to weaken your minds
I liked beer. I still like beer.
Automatic.
STILL IS
This is my final DRUK night, its time i hang up the glass bros
dont be like that man, you cant just quit us
I got soused this morning. slept all day. have some more beers for later. got plenty of kino choices lined up. comfy times.
we're all gonna make it.
>got plenty of kino choices lined up.
name them or be a gay
>>got plenty of kino choices lined up.
>name them or be a gay
I have 14 HDDs full of kino, heres one , Wakako Zake jdrama, about a cute drinker girl. very comfy for drinking.
>a cute drinker girl.
dont play with my emotions like that, you ought to know better
>>a cute drinker girl.
>dont play with my emotions like that, you ought to know better
dont be a sad sack anon. you've got to enjoy life. WHAT A LIFE
I've drank everyday for the past 3 weeks, started taking naps in the middle of the day and man i feel amazing
>wake up and have some brekky
>get showered and dressed
>clean up a bit around the house
>walk the dogs
>sleep on the sofa for 2 hours with antiques roadshow in the background
>wake up and start getting druk again
WHAT A LIFE
Very comfy anon, same for me but its Top Gear in the background
Have another round for me lads, been taking a break this past week or so
Final 4 drinks of my life, what a life its been.........
elaborate
I'm gonna go inawoods and live off the land for the rest of my life after these next four drinks
idk where you live, but around here you have to OWN the land you wanna live off unless you wanna get fricked dry in the ass by the law. you got a plan? based idea though
My family own 10000 acres of woodland in Montana so i'm probably just gonna go right in the middle and disappear forever
nice
I am enjoying it, my life in the last four years or so tops everything before it but I dont dare dream of a cute drunk girl to share it with
You guys are alright. DRUK on!
We lost........
I'm not as on form tonight unfortunately, need to be sensible for a week. The time will come again though, it always does 🙂
>need to be sensible for a week
Why is that?
>boss off on holiday, need to pickup the shit he normally deals with
>dad also going on holiday so have to keep check on his house and look after the pets
Don't want to be in my usual druk state even though I'm quite good at it. Will still be drinking just to a lesser extent.
Sounds like you need to get DRUK anon
I'll probably go full throttle tomorrow night before I go back to work. Doubt I'll keep the sensibility up for a full week either but I'll literally get nothing done if I stick entirely to my usual routine. Don't want to have to explain to my boss when he comes back that nothing's been done because it... well it just didn't okay!
>gf broke up with me and doesn't want to talk to me
>haven't engaged or hungout with friends in a while
>place is a mess
>work sucks
All I have is my vodka bros......
You just entered a new based phase bro, the single chad life. You can do whatever you want whenever you want, work out, go for walks, read, cook based meals. The world is your oyster DRUK god
It's not very Chad when the women you thought you would marry literally blocked you everywhere and refuses to acknowledge you while you became distant from your friends and family to appease her. Combine this with my hardcore drinking the last 2,3 months dealing with relationship and I'm now at the lowest I've been in a very longtime when 4 months ago I didn't think I could get happier.
I'm gonna be real bro, she sounds like a total b***h. Its alpha, sigma and based that you arn't with that stupid b***h thot anymore
You guys don't understand. Yeah she could be crazy (which women aren't?) but when she was great, she was the best. She was amazing on so many levels and dealing with her bullshit was worth it tenfold. But she misunderstood something and kicked me out and didn't let me explain myself. Blocked me and ignored any contact I tried. She already talked shit about me to mutual friends so I know it's over. But I wish it wasn't. She was amazing... I pray everyday she messages me. I won't be a creep to her and keep bothering her, she has to reach out.
And for context, she didn't make me disconnect from friends and family. It was more me choosing her over them willfully. She supported me seeing others but I blindly always chose spending time with her.
Anyway, bottoms up lads. I'm going to get blackout drunk so I don't feel pain until tomorrow afternoon. Cheers to everyone.
Im gonna be real dude, you sound like a fricking simp.
>And for context, she didn't make me disconnect from friends and family. It was more me choosing her over them willfully
Dude sort your shit out, no thot is worth more than your friends and family. NO THOT
She simped for me the first 5 months of the relationship. She kissed the ground I walked on and wanted to spend every second with me. She would listen and do everything I say to make me happy. Went out of her way for things. Those were the best times in my life combined with everything else. Then I got druk and yelled at her and made her cry. She stayed with me but I had to be the simp. And I was fine with that. I don't care. Now all that effort is for nothing. She thought I was talking shit about her and I wasn't and didn't even let me explain.
I've been drinking 2 weeks now to get over it and it isn't working. It just is a cycle of get druk and don't care then wake up and cry until I drink again or fall asleep.
Frick everything, life sucks
>2 weeks
anon stop being gay and enjoy yourself cmon now. chill out with your druk bros
>Then I got druk and yelled at her and made her cry. She stayed with me but I had to be the simp.
Bro it just sounds like you were always the simp you just didnt know it, grow some balls you dont need some bawd thot prostitute
been there done that, you'll get over it still. All you're doing is improving your druk powers now whilst the grief passes.
Im with you bro, but I gotta tell you - most of them are emotional manipulators and its very possible you got snared. I know it doesnt help at all, but you gotta tough through it. My last breakup nearly killed me and took like 2 1/2 years to get over, but in the end you will mange. godspeed and cheers
If I was snared then she must be the master at it. I literally went through her phone when I had a chance incognito and she praised me to so many people, acted like I was the man of her dreams...Then I turned out to be nothing more than a fraud.
Cheers my friend, a very beautiful song of course
Say what you want, you won't sway my opinion. But it doesn't matter. She doesn't want me. The goal tonight is to get drunk as frick with my fa/tv/irgins. Cheers my friends, I shotgunned another beer, about to go back to the liquor to finish the job.
>Say what you want, you won't sway my opinion
Bro just get over that dumb b***h and move on like lmao its literally that easy, you are such a fricking simp lmao probably some nerd virigin who got with a 6/10
cheers bro from another mom
>there's no one else like her she was one of a kind
They ALL do this shit man.
Women are evil. And it's not "wahhh pussy!" bullshit. Females are despicable creatures and should be treated like high risk prisoners.
>she didn't make me disconnect from friends and family. It was more me choosing her over them willfully.
A few years, a few different paths trodden you'll see this differently.
You're a thrall I will pray for you bro, too many guys minds ruined in this way
Happens to pretty much everyone at some point to be fair anon, it's usually just a matter of time. You'll be fine.
>It's not very Chad when the women you thought you would marry literally blocked you everywhere and refuses to acknowledge you while you became distant from your friends and family to appease her. Combine this with my hardcore drinking the last 2,3 months dealing with relationship and I'm now at the lowest I've been in a very longtime when 4 months ago I didn't think I could get happier.
it wasnt meant to be. let it go bro. dont destroy yourself over someone like that.
Bro why do you miss that b***h? She sounds awful
pro drinker advice: enjoy the DRUK, just dont become a raging alcoholic or you will suffer. didnt' you watch DRUK?
I keep my drinking to the weekends, mostly in company and I love it but I still know in my heart its unhealthy as frick and might kill me as I grow older. im literally drinking poison for the fun of it, idk
>I keep my drinking to the weekends, mostly in company and I love it but I still know in my heart its unhealthy as frick and might kill me as I grow older. im literally drinking poison for the fun of it, idk
how much do you drink in a sitting? do you get hangovers? of course its more healthy to be straight as an arrow but lots of people have enjoyed alcohol and lived long lives.
I usually get drunk as frick on saturdays, but I dont get hangovers since I started buying middle of the line booze. Usually exhaused and relaxing on sundays but thats a workers fate I think. How much I drink always depends on mood and company, last saturday we got so drunk we were listening to music well into the morning, drinking and dancing, it was really good. I never dance. But it IS posion, I cant shake the knowledge
Any good music for tonight?
watched In Bruges with some lads from tv the other week and when this song came on I had to choke back tears, what a wonderful choice for the movie
Become a sober chad, you know its the best choice
>Become a sober chad, you know its the best choice
I've debated this . however, I keep coming back to the bottle.
NOTHING is more comfy than getting drunk while cooking a kino meal
very true. although my drinking habit limits the amount of times a month I can afford to cook a proper meal kek. that said I also love eating poor man's food like beans on toast or sausage and mash. makes me feel like a kid again.
I've been really getting into cooking lately, use to hate it but i find it so comfy and chill now. Bought a slow cooker a few weeks ago and i've been slow cooking meals every couple of days god damn is it comfy
Yeah slow cookers are a great way of keeping costs down too because you can cook plenty of tasty food and freeze the rest with little effort. I like buying all the ingredients of something in one of my recipe books though and cooking a serious meal, just costs a pretty penny when you live alone.
Yeah cooking is really comfy, im suprised it took me so long to appreciate it to be honest. Also home cooked meals taste 10x better than fast food shit
>Use to be able to run 5 miles every morning
>Start drinking
>Become more and more of a DRUK chad
>Now can barely walk down the stairs without getting out of breath
WHAT A LIFE
I've been drinking all day. I just got into the scotch and I'm about to light a bonfire
>just got into the scotch
I also just wanted to say:
>Im drunk right now
WHAT A FLIGHT
No booze for me , just comfy indica thc
Drink
4 years sober almost
Sounds like you need a drink frriend
I like to partake in ganja with my stoner friend every once in a while but it's never been as good as booze for me.
*sips*
>pssss
>crack
I'm just feeling like 50 min mark Martin so gotta say: pretty good about myself overall
2 beers left, my time is almost up
1 glass of wine left here 🙁 going to have some pate on toast before bed so there's that to look forward to at least.
For me it's pic related if I'm on the beers
Gonna have some chicken and watch a couple episodes of some sitcom for me before i sleep
what kinda chicken you having
I'm only 26 and I've worked a fair few jobs where I would go to the pub on my dinner break and down like 4 pints. Depends where you work though, I work from home now but if I was still in the office I wouldn't dare because everyone I work with is a straight laced homosexual
>what kinda chicken you having
Just some grass fed chicken breast, pan fried in some chilly flake oil, covered in Jamaican Jerk seasoning
sounds nice and healthy anon, enjoy
Yeah it lean and clean and very tastey, i'd recommened learning how to pan cook chicken to the perfect crisp
My step sister cooks similar stuff, I've seen it and it does look very nice. Unfortunately the amount I drink sort of negates any attempts at eating healthy so I tend to just cook hearty comfort food myself until I can bring myself to going back to the gym. Think it's going to be a while though.
Cooking clean, healthy food will settle your stomach after a night or many night of heavy drinking trust me. It settles your shit down
So does a bowl full of vegetables, sausages, gravy and mash potatoes 🙂 it's like heaven in a bowl and you feel well fed the next day. Just not so good for the calories but neither is 3 bottles of wine a day.
Hey if you wanna be a 400lb hench beast good for you
I'm only 80kg but I'm only 25 too. Can still survive off my metabolism for a while
lmao bro you dont even know, 25 is the last year you can stay lean if you dont diet and work out, its over for you
I walk my dogs for an hour or 2 everyday and it's not like I'm stuffing my face with processed shit. booze is the only major offender of mine
Yeah that doesnt matter, your body just stops working after 25
>your body just stops working after 25
bro? theres a shitload of people over 25 working with their bodies
Yes exactly brainlet they have to work on their bodies, you arn't lean by default anymore
just don't eat too much and you won't get fat, it's not exactly complicated
lmao you are gonna end up 600lbs i can tell
no no
I'm drawing the line now
good job reading the subtext though anonski
Cant confirm, I was skinny as frick in my youth, went to do vocational shit for office work, hated my job and my guts when I got fat between 21 and 25, started doing ACTUAL work when I was 29 and my body was handling it fine. Hard to bear at first because I was a limp noodle, but your body doesnt just stop working. I might be missing something here as an esl brainlet idk
Just because it didnt happen to you doesnt mean it doesnt happen
>28
>don't diet or workout but still at the same weight as ever
>eat real food for meals, but have a sweet tooth for high quality desserts
>no booze for months
>bloodwork comes in one day
>yo anon your cholesterol's been rising for a year we didn't tell you before lol
>cut desserts and stop eating eggs, quit red meat, stop using fake butter and sticking with avacodo/olive oil if strictly necessary
>eat primarily fish and chicken with rice and veggies
>remain sober
>again blood work
>weight unchanged
>anon your cholesterol has gone up more you really need to watch your diet and not eat so much processed foods
Guess exercise it is.
This bro, my blood work basically says im dead despite the fact i eat clean like 90% of the time, time to hit the gym daily i guess
Metabolism does not slow with age, this is a common myth. They discovered this a year ago.
Yes it does, you will face this reality once you age zoomie
Fair point. A handful of blue collar jobs. Maybe really powerful positions like CEO where they have a driver. Possibly small businesses or some self employed people. But most jobs it's not possible without being sacked. Most corporate jobs wouldn't allow it.
How do i drink everyday if i work?
You drink, its not hard lmao
But i drive
Ok and?
I live in jockland. They expect drunk drivers
I work and drink everyday. Honestly, the more often you do it, the less you'll get hangovers. Not advice I recommend following but it's the truth.
Bring a water bottle of vodka and chug it on the commute home from work then drink more at home until you blackout and wake up to your alarm waking you to go back to wageslaving of course
Depending on your job you
a) go to work, do your thing, go home, drink
b) go to work, drink, do your thing, go home, drink more
You wouldnt believe the degeneracy of some types of work or people. I spoke at lenght to my dads girlsfriends mother about her work in journalism in the 70s and 80s in germany and it was pure debauchery on a scale a regular worker wouldnt deem acceptable. Shit can be fricked up yo
You cant drink like at work like the old days. The work environment is too bureaucratic and punitive these days.
You can if you work a really shit job or a really prestigious job. Its not uncommon for construction workers around here to start drinking heavy booze before noon, my father is a truck driver and was delivering goods to several construction site where the recipient literally was not capable of climbing out of some hole in the ground because they were so shitfaced.
Work hours=DRUK hours
simple as
BTW Martin @ 1:03 mark is still kinoest out of all DRUK
Moderation is the key. Drink just enough to get a nice buzz going all night and you should feel ok for work in the morning. Then have some cheeky drinks during lunch and ride the buzz until you get off work and can drink again
The final day counts down
Thought the lump in my scrotum was maybe a cyst or something but my doctor forwarded me to a professional urologist instead, super cagey about reassuring me its not cancer.
Time to drink 24 beers unironically I'm fricked
Drink more and it'll kill the cancer
Just finished off a pint of vodka m. Driving to the nearest liquor store 20 miles away and it’s raining wish me luck bros
safe journey lad. act cool if you see the pigs
>Nearest liquor store
>20 miles away
wtf?
Go to bed instead. You shouldn't drink drive its not worth it.
I hope you have cigarettes
safe journeyings
Good luck faraway Anon, may the gods be with you and fair times befall upon you
Imagine being a detective in the 30s, just getting drunk while on the hunt for some scum bag. What a fricking life it must have been
I have anhedonia and have discovered recently that drinking makes things mildly more interesting. Metaphorically it adds a slight splash of color to my gray world. I've gone from drinking once every couple of weeks/months to drinking every other day. I fear for my future but hey, it's better than not drinking.
All jokes asdie anon stop, you will only get more addicted going forward
I don't exist in my world. I'm slowly being entombed in my own body, losing all sense of sensation. I've been this way for years and it's only gotten worse. If I am to live, experiencing a splash of color but living a shorter life is a worthy trade.
You just sound like a homosexual bro, stop being a pretentious c**t and get on with your life
Skol!
cheers lad, what you having tonight? Still going with the bourbon here
Just plain ol' beer but lots of it if you might ask Anon
I honestly love these threads
they are board culture
I'm DRUK DRUK right now
i love my druk bros. best threads on Cinemaphile heres a greentext of my alcoholism
>be me
>get druk
>wake up in hospital with IV attached to arm
>pull IV out and try to run away
>get restrained and cuffed to bed
>wake up again
>heart rate too high to get released
>some homosexual american bs
>finally sign waiver declaring hospital isnt responsible for releasing me
>go to bodega
>get bacon egg and cheese and lemon lime gatorade
>walk home, get back, take a nap
>go to hockey game i had tix for
>get yummy thai
>get druk
>have fun at game
>bacon egg and cheese and lemon lime gatorade
That sounds like a fricked up combination in a drink.
Is it over.........
I know it's over, still I cling
I don't know where else I can go
Oh, what a jolly night!
Anon, you forget. DRUK 1:14 is peak cheeky kino
As in:one of your bros just nicked a couple of bottles of hooch and the other one is running around in only his nickers on the streets along you
I never enjoyed the company of women
>tfw you enjoy the company of women but they dont enjoy yours
i feel gay drinking IPAs but i like the way taste. those pint cans in venmo with the neat artwork and from some local brewery.
do u guys reccomend The Bear on hulu or skip?
*bevmo
Go with the flow be as you were homosexual.
DRUK: Time mark 01:18 equals low point of the arc. Closest relatives (wife+sons) know you're a DRUK
>accidentally started argument about getting fat in your 20s
time for me to sleep lads. have a good night. think I'll get bastard faced tomorrow night so see you then.
Its not an argument, you are going to get fat
good night buddy
The simp stopped replying i see
These threads are so embarrassing. Ya'll need to find God and put this nonsense behind you.
>Ya'll need to find God
I didn't say anything funny anon
yes you did. First you said
>ya'll
like were on twitter with your fricktard associates, then you said
>need to find god
like a goddamn imbecile. hope I cleared up some shit, and cheers
This just proves my initial post even further. Only those who have strayed from the Father's light act in such a manner.
What if I already had my religious phase and realized it's a bit of a cope?
He is always there waiting for you to return into his warning embrace.
the kerning on this post is making me bonkers
I think you're too druk8mm0y
>8mm0y
The final sip of my DRUK career, its been a pleasure. I wish you all the best but for my own health its time i stop, god i'm gonna miss these threads
have fun out there anon, dont forget us
Be well as you are my fren...
BTW DRUK mark 01:21:32 marks my lowest point and starts my comeuppence arc
F bro, its been fun
GOD is always there waiting for your embrace, as in mark 01:25 where Martin helps his alkie bro , man this movie is actually kind of good
Just recently picked up drinking again
Also just recently picked up smoking again
Keep drinking
Drop smoking
I'm not gonna kill myself because my parents would be sad so I just have to speed this shit up
why they sad bro
welcome back brother
Why is it so hard to drink in moderation?
because being drunk is the fun part of drinking lol.
It starts to make things just a little better so clearly if you drink more it'll make everything better
I've tried many a drug and none of them have ever matched booze. It's genuinely perfect.
Anime
cringe
im shaking
literally?
withdrawals yes
I've gotten that before but only lightly
fricktons of gatorade and V8 couldn't hurt right
They will stop soon and i will finally be free form this hell
>drank 3 bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka a few weeks ago
>wake up sweating and shaking, no hangover just anxiety and dire need for more alcohol
>spend most of the morning laying on the sofa hoping it will go away
>end up by mid afternoon going to the shop to buy more booze
>"that'll be £20 please"
>stretch hand into pocket as beads of sweat roll down my face
>shakily pull out my card
>take about 5 attempts to push it into the card machine
>hands trembling like frick, spaghetti falling everywhere
>"will that be all?"
>yeah ldnx skjs thanks
>shakes disappear as soon as I walk out the door
>booze retrieved
>go home and down the first bottle
don't get like that often, only after a hard binge but it's hell
Posting from bed like a homosexual. Will likely pass out soon
well done anon
Chin up old buddy
You can do anything
I stopped drinking a month ago, i spend my time reading and working out now instead. I cant lie its better bros..........
>stop drinking
>spend a year exercising, doing volunteer work and reading all day everyday
>end up in a psych ward for 6 months
i'm drinking again and it's much more comfy tbh
I wonder if that simp frick killed himself
Why do people post depressing gay shit in these threads like frick off loser lmao
yes, this is a thread only for the most happiest people on earth who also happen to drink!:D
frick off moron
Tom Cruise was right
where my eurochads at
o/ still here bro, what you drinking?
I can barely keep my eyes open
almost aslepe
Always here
Martin loses Anika @ 01:34
;(
You must accept yourself as fallible in order to love others and life...
I listen to this as i take the final sip of beer i will ever drink
Its July 24th 2022
I am an obese loser who hasnt moved on in life since he left university
Its time i stop
Yes it is, yet you were always as you are and will always be as this. Remember young one, what you wanted to achieve as an old one.
Please, my beautiful brat.
>who hasnt moved on in life since he left university
In contrast to all the people out there that are utterly happy now that they 'moved on', right? If you attended university you should have the brainpower to realise that this moving on thing is romanticized bullshit or move on from this live to the next with a bullet throught your skull. No offense bud, but I wanna puke any time I hear this bullshit
>moving on is le bad
lmao brainlet
do you actually think what my post was meant to convey that, and I quote here, moving on is le bad like a redditor trying to earn his first gold? If this is was universities produce I sincerely suggest you go with option b on this one
Godbless anon
When do you guys stop drinking? I want to be fricked up but not blackout/fall asleep. I'm about 7 drinks deep.