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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fly a plane

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Today it was my birthday and I've been drinking to cope since I woke up this morning. It's 9 pm and I think I'm going to bed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how old are you now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        18

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Happy birthday anon! Wanted to post this in another thread, I miss Norm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      happy birthday anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      happy birthday anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      happy birthday. better than my alone days where i wake up at 9pm because i didnt eat and drank a pint of vodka earlier in the day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      happy birthday druk anon

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was the plane crash his fault?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No but you can't drink 12 hours before flying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was based off a real plane crash where maintenance failure caused a part to break

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy head from a prostitute

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm flying a plane undergoing an unforeseen mechanical emergency at a level of competency exceeding 99% of pilots' ability right now
    he deserved everything he got

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gf is busting my balls for drinking again. What to do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't drink around her, it's that simple. When you do, stick to lighter beers.
      Or if you don't care about her, break it off and keep drinking. Any woman that is ok with you getting wasted all the time probably is a decidedly bad influence anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only drink one or two times a week and only beers (about 2-3 litres each time). I guess I am not a full alcoholic yet

        Get an alcoholic gf

        This is a recipe for disaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get an alcoholic gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      be nicer to your gf, you c**t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, I am very nice to her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my ex used to get pissy about me drinking a bottle of wine to myself at the weekend. was pretty annoying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's simple really. Here's what you do. Dont drink beer. It's too much evidence (empty cans) of how much you drank. Drink clear or brown liquors. Keep some empty bottles and fill them with iced tea or water depending. Drink your bottles and just keep the decoy ones in your liquor spot and hide the real ones. Women are stupid and cant tell unless you're falling over or piss yourself. Works everytime friend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really feel pathetic admitting it, but this is tried and true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dick her down properly you drunk limp dicked homosexual

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even get hungover anymore lads, What's on the agenda for tonight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      check your liver toxicity mate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drinking while doing a boater license course
      Some vidya and watching Mayday: Air disasters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Mayday: Air disasters
        so, are we ganning? we gaan???

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine drinking

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss her every day and she's forgotten all about me

    Lol!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's probably getting fricked in the ass rn mate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i hate her so much but she didnt do anything to me it was all my fault for pushing her away

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >i hate her so much

          Love from Kazakhstan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It will never get better and we'll die alone, cheers to that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pathetic how much it consumes me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It really isn't. Losing what was your biggest hope of procreating and living a happy life isn't something that's easy to live down. It's been almost a year for me now, I'll probably be the sad drunk 5 years from now too. We lost, plain and simple. Even worse than incels because having and then not having is the biggest curse a man can get.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have a girlfriend who I am with because its just someone to be around me and she dotes on me and does whatever I say but does not have the ability to meet any of my emotional needs because she is so stupid.

            I also feel bad for stringing along this girl to alleviate my loneliness when I am now all she has in life.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I felt the same and then she dumped me and I realized what an idiot I am. Just remember a woman's purpose in your life is to bear your children and be your loving partner in every aspect of your life, but it isn't to have deep philosophical conversations with. That's what male friends are for. Don't take her for granted bro, I'm sure she's worth it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Her life revolves around me and I'm a fricking loser. I'm aware that women aren't for talking with the way you do men, but we don't even have anything in common.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I've been there man, you just need to bite the bullet and end it. You'll both be better off in the long run and you can deal with your emotions, even though it may take a couple years, and try to be a better boyfriend for someone you meet later. I'm still working on the last part

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have nobody in my life other than her and she forced herself into my life. It's really bad for both of us

                got druk for the boys

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's gonna be 4 years for me in November and I still think about her every day. She's moved on to another guy now, yet every girl I've been with doesn't compare to her. Perhaps it's because she was my first love. In any case, I still have hope of moving on.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Live Anon kun
              Live!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              shut the frick up you mopey moron christ

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My feelings are valid.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there's plenty of fish in the sea. So what if she won't be the little 20 year old you've imagined your life with for years. There's still women out there for fellas like us

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I miss her every day and she's forgotten all about me

        Lol!

        it's literally not too late, you fricking c**ts. At the end of day, a lot of how you feel comes down to hormones. but you bet i'm gonna tell you to stop wallowing and try to make yourself feel better by yourself in a better place, only in a better place will you be able to properly love again.

        but it's gonna have to happen with somebody else. even if you could get her back (you can't) it would not be the same. It couldn't be.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >even if you could get her back (you can't) it would not be the same. It couldn't be.
          I know you stupid Black person. That's why I'm refusing to contact her even in my drunkest moments. That doesn't make things any better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she only contacts me in her drukest moments out of boredom
            and I engage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it prevents things fron getting worse, which is really good, homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >implying it could get any worse
              I didn't only hit rock bottom, I've sparred with it and it knocked me out to the even deeper bottoms I didn't know existed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not over. For you or Saffron Caesar.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Should've never watched this because it's going to be hours of terrible brorock from here on out, possibly with "singing."

          have the euros already passed out?

          Gay if true.

          >druk
          >alone
          >incredibly horny
          >thinking of just putting up a post saying that I'm a bicurious man looking for a blowjob which would get me head tonight
          >not gay at all, just desperate

          Really gay if true.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wish I could numb it all with drinks
    got the bad genes where I'm responsible and shit

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not another depression thread please no

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Druk I'm dad

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Saturday Night, so - fine.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im trying to play it cool right now but I think I waited to long to text a girl back, she was willing to come over because of the heat instead of going out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't wait too long
      once they're on the hook they are yours

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Started drinkign way too much recently
    >Started pissing the bed

    How do I stop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop drinking, lol. I've quit nicotine, cold turkey, hard but worth it. (didn't stick)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >quitting nicotine cold turkey
        As a functioning alcoholic, I could quit drinking 100 times before I could even imagine having the mental strength to give up ciggies. I guess I'll smoke them till I die.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For me cigarettes were way easier to quit than alcohol.

          t. smoker for 6 years

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >be me drink every day
          >stop drinking because starting to interrupt everyday life
          >feel bored for a couple days
          >feel great for having a break after that
          >try to quit ciggies
          >feel irritable and on edge for several days
          >think I've made it, not so bad now
          >2 weeks later cravings hit me like a tsunami, can't focus on anything and getting angry over nothing. can't even comfort eat because appetite is dead
          >end up walking to the shop and smoking like 10 cigs in a couple hours
          Think I'm going to have to try some nicotine patches or pills. I quit cold turkey ages ago but no idea how I did it. Feels pretty pathetic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We lost the moment we smoked our first cig. I stopped being angry at myself for that first moment of weakness because I realized that if I resisted then, there would be 100 more down the line where I'd give in eventually

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i haven't smoked in a few months

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            try the patch and read the Easy Way book. You need to want to quit and yes you will have moments like that.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wish me luck lads, today is the last drinking day of my taper.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love being sober.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Captain Whitaker! I implore you to stop dancing and sit down!
    >*mumble/slurs the lyrics to "What A Life" while trying and failing to do the worm*

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's Sunday morning and it's 3 hours since i started drinking after working the nightshift
    on the 9th beer, will probably get the usual 14 in before bed and do it all again tomorrow

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I glup de bodga

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine spiking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I can only imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not injected in 8 years. I still miss it if i'm honest. Relapsed last year but didn't spike. Six months of smoking H. The addiction wasn't as bad but it still fricked me over.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >being addicted to a substance
    >not just stopping immediately once you feel that slight tug after a hard day at work
    Couldn't be me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not just stopping immediately
      a possible death sentence for actual alcoholics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, if you're knee deep in vodka already, not at the onset

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it catches up on you real quick

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To get this job. I mean, did you do, or were you asked to do anything lewd or unsavory, or otherwise repulsive to your person, huh?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick can people be alcoholics in 2022. It's not the cold war. I'm surprised they even sell that shit. Are you posting from a rotary phone?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's
      >drink an alcoholic beverage for the first time
      >"wow this is great"
      >have no self discipline
      >have a history of alcoholism in the family
      >fast forward a few years and i can't function without a drink
      wouldn't recommend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have the euros already passed out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite, but calling it a night. Had my midnight meal and drank a liter of water. Going to bed after this cig

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bong here. Still up but I'm going steady tonight. On my second bottle of wine then going to bed. Just had a chicken pie too so don't think I'll be too druk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All I've had was an apple and some charcuterie around lunch. 7pm in leafland, on the vodka seltzers, it's gonna be a ride

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          would have liked to have gone to the shop and stocked up on some more booze but does me good to go easy every once in a while. Dad's going on holiday soon too so I'll have to look after his dogs. Don't want to do my usual and wake up at 10am only to find they've shit everywhere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      na bruv, we were having barbequeue, made a fire and Im so sloshed I can barely solve the captcha. cheers lads, going for a smoke now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just sad after the STATE that was the UFC London card, jesus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, we stylin'. Go frick your mother

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIS THE THREAD?

    IS THIS THE FRICKING THREAD???????

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DRUK stories time

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I missed you druk bros, i was crying......

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We missed you too bro, welcome back

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >druk
    >alone
    >incredibly horny
    >thinking of just putting up a post saying that I'm a bicurious man looking for a blowjob which would get me head tonight
    >not gay at all, just desperate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      beyond grim

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what are well all DRINKIN and WATCHIN tonight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First time for me, wish me luck frens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's great. Be sure to focus on the film, don't have your phone or laptop out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me I need to finish Pusher.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drinking four roses bourbon and planning to watch some John Adams later, came highly recommended

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drinking some Fosters cause i'm cheap and gonna start rewatching classic AVGN i think, comfy night ahead

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DRUK KINGS WE WON

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post you fricking virgins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A LIFE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a lad Mads is

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate you guys, you dont even post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >page 3
      >not even posting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      adhd post
      maybe try another website

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm on min 23
        >that brotherly luv

        I know anon said to concentrate on the film and stay out of the net but I just had to share my feels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ohh im posting here

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder these threads are made by an intel agency to weaken your minds

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked beer. I still like beer.
    Automatic.
    STILL IS

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is my final DRUK night, its time i hang up the glass bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont be like that man, you cant just quit us

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got soused this morning. slept all day. have some more beers for later. got plenty of kino choices lined up. comfy times.
    we're all gonna make it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >got plenty of kino choices lined up.
      name them or be a gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>got plenty of kino choices lined up.
        >name them or be a gay
        I have 14 HDDs full of kino, heres one , Wakako Zake jdrama, about a cute drinker girl. very comfy for drinking.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a cute drinker girl.
          dont play with my emotions like that, you ought to know better

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>a cute drinker girl.
            >dont play with my emotions like that, you ought to know better
            dont be a sad sack anon. you've got to enjoy life. WHAT A LIFE

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've drank everyday for the past 3 weeks, started taking naps in the middle of the day and man i feel amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wake up and have some brekky
      >get showered and dressed
      >clean up a bit around the house
      >walk the dogs
      >sleep on the sofa for 2 hours with antiques roadshow in the background
      >wake up and start getting druk again
      WHAT A LIFE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Very comfy anon, same for me but its Top Gear in the background

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have another round for me lads, been taking a break this past week or so

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Final 4 drinks of my life, what a life its been.........

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna go inawoods and live off the land for the rest of my life after these next four drinks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          idk where you live, but around here you have to OWN the land you wanna live off unless you wanna get fricked dry in the ass by the law. you got a plan? based idea though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My family own 10000 acres of woodland in Montana so i'm probably just gonna go right in the middle and disappear forever

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nice

              >>a cute drinker girl.
              >dont play with my emotions like that, you ought to know better
              dont be a sad sack anon. you've got to enjoy life. WHAT A LIFE

              I am enjoying it, my life in the last four years or so tops everything before it but I dont dare dream of a cute drunk girl to share it with

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nice
              [...]
              I am enjoying it, my life in the last four years or so tops everything before it but I dont dare dream of a cute drunk girl to share it with

              You just entered a new based phase bro, the single chad life. You can do whatever you want whenever you want, work out, go for walks, read, cook based meals. The world is your oyster DRUK god

              I keep my drinking to the weekends, mostly in company and I love it but I still know in my heart its unhealthy as frick and might kill me as I grow older. im literally drinking poison for the fun of it, idk

              You guys are alright. DRUK on!

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We lost........

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not as on form tonight unfortunately, need to be sensible for a week. The time will come again though, it always does 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >need to be sensible for a week
        Why is that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >boss off on holiday, need to pickup the shit he normally deals with
          >dad also going on holiday so have to keep check on his house and look after the pets
          Don't want to be in my usual druk state even though I'm quite good at it. Will still be drinking just to a lesser extent.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you need to get DRUK anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'll probably go full throttle tomorrow night before I go back to work. Doubt I'll keep the sensibility up for a full week either but I'll literally get nothing done if I stick entirely to my usual routine. Don't want to have to explain to my boss when he comes back that nothing's been done because it... well it just didn't okay!

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gf broke up with me and doesn't want to talk to me
    >haven't engaged or hungout with friends in a while
    >place is a mess
    >work sucks

    All I have is my vodka bros......

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just entered a new based phase bro, the single chad life. You can do whatever you want whenever you want, work out, go for walks, read, cook based meals. The world is your oyster DRUK god

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not very Chad when the women you thought you would marry literally blocked you everywhere and refuses to acknowledge you while you became distant from your friends and family to appease her. Combine this with my hardcore drinking the last 2,3 months dealing with relationship and I'm now at the lowest I've been in a very longtime when 4 months ago I didn't think I could get happier.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna be real bro, she sounds like a total b***h. Its alpha, sigma and based that you arn't with that stupid b***h thot anymore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Happens to pretty much everyone at some point to be fair anon, it's usually just a matter of time. You'll be fine.

            >It's not very Chad when the women you thought you would marry literally blocked you everywhere and refuses to acknowledge you while you became distant from your friends and family to appease her. Combine this with my hardcore drinking the last 2,3 months dealing with relationship and I'm now at the lowest I've been in a very longtime when 4 months ago I didn't think I could get happier.
            it wasnt meant to be. let it go bro. dont destroy yourself over someone like that.

            Bro why do you miss that b***h? She sounds awful

            You guys don't understand. Yeah she could be crazy (which women aren't?) but when she was great, she was the best. She was amazing on so many levels and dealing with her bullshit was worth it tenfold. But she misunderstood something and kicked me out and didn't let me explain myself. Blocked me and ignored any contact I tried. She already talked shit about me to mutual friends so I know it's over. But I wish it wasn't. She was amazing... I pray everyday she messages me. I won't be a creep to her and keep bothering her, she has to reach out.

            And for context, she didn't make me disconnect from friends and family. It was more me choosing her over them willfully. She supported me seeing others but I blindly always chose spending time with her.

            Anyway, bottoms up lads. I'm going to get blackout drunk so I don't feel pain until tomorrow afternoon. Cheers to everyone.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Im gonna be real dude, you sound like a fricking simp.
              >And for context, she didn't make me disconnect from friends and family. It was more me choosing her over them willfully
              Dude sort your shit out, no thot is worth more than your friends and family. NO THOT

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She simped for me the first 5 months of the relationship. She kissed the ground I walked on and wanted to spend every second with me. She would listen and do everything I say to make me happy. Went out of her way for things. Those were the best times in my life combined with everything else. Then I got druk and yelled at her and made her cry. She stayed with me but I had to be the simp. And I was fine with that. I don't care. Now all that effort is for nothing. She thought I was talking shit about her and I wasn't and didn't even let me explain.

                been there done that, you'll get over it still. All you're doing is improving your druk powers now whilst the grief passes.

                I've been drinking 2 weeks now to get over it and it isn't working. It just is a cycle of get druk and don't care then wake up and cry until I drink again or fall asleep.

                Frick everything, life sucks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >2 weeks
                anon stop being gay and enjoy yourself cmon now. chill out with your druk bros

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Then I got druk and yelled at her and made her cry. She stayed with me but I had to be the simp.
                Bro it just sounds like you were always the simp you just didnt know it, grow some balls you dont need some bawd thot prostitute

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              been there done that, you'll get over it still. All you're doing is improving your druk powers now whilst the grief passes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Im with you bro, but I gotta tell you - most of them are emotional manipulators and its very possible you got snared. I know it doesnt help at all, but you gotta tough through it. My last breakup nearly killed me and took like 2 1/2 years to get over, but in the end you will mange. godspeed and cheers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If I was snared then she must be the master at it. I literally went through her phone when I had a chance incognito and she praised me to so many people, acted like I was the man of her dreams...Then I turned out to be nothing more than a fraud.

                cheers bro from another mom

                Cheers my friend, a very beautiful song of course

                >there's no one else like her she was one of a kind
                They ALL do this shit man.
                Women are evil. And it's not "wahhh pussy!" bullshit. Females are despicable creatures and should be treated like high risk prisoners.

                >2 weeks
                anon stop being gay and enjoy yourself cmon now. chill out with your druk bros

                >Then I got druk and yelled at her and made her cry. She stayed with me but I had to be the simp.
                Bro it just sounds like you were always the simp you just didnt know it, grow some balls you dont need some bawd thot prostitute

                Say what you want, you won't sway my opinion. But it doesn't matter. She doesn't want me. The goal tonight is to get drunk as frick with my fa/tv/irgins. Cheers my friends, I shotgunned another beer, about to go back to the liquor to finish the job.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Say what you want, you won't sway my opinion
                Bro just get over that dumb b***h and move on like lmao its literally that easy, you are such a fricking simp lmao probably some nerd virigin who got with a 6/10

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cheers bro from another mom

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >there's no one else like her she was one of a kind
              They ALL do this shit man.
              Women are evil. And it's not "wahhh pussy!" bullshit. Females are despicable creatures and should be treated like high risk prisoners.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >she didn't make me disconnect from friends and family. It was more me choosing her over them willfully.
              A few years, a few different paths trodden you'll see this differently.
              You're a thrall I will pray for you bro, too many guys minds ruined in this way

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Happens to pretty much everyone at some point to be fair anon, it's usually just a matter of time. You'll be fine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not very Chad when the women you thought you would marry literally blocked you everywhere and refuses to acknowledge you while you became distant from your friends and family to appease her. Combine this with my hardcore drinking the last 2,3 months dealing with relationship and I'm now at the lowest I've been in a very longtime when 4 months ago I didn't think I could get happier.
          it wasnt meant to be. let it go bro. dont destroy yourself over someone like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bro why do you miss that b***h? She sounds awful

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pro drinker advice: enjoy the DRUK, just dont become a raging alcoholic or you will suffer. didnt' you watch DRUK?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I keep my drinking to the weekends, mostly in company and I love it but I still know in my heart its unhealthy as frick and might kill me as I grow older. im literally drinking poison for the fun of it, idk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I keep my drinking to the weekends, mostly in company and I love it but I still know in my heart its unhealthy as frick and might kill me as I grow older. im literally drinking poison for the fun of it, idk
        how much do you drink in a sitting? do you get hangovers? of course its more healthy to be straight as an arrow but lots of people have enjoyed alcohol and lived long lives.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I usually get drunk as frick on saturdays, but I dont get hangovers since I started buying middle of the line booze. Usually exhaused and relaxing on sundays but thats a workers fate I think. How much I drink always depends on mood and company, last saturday we got so drunk we were listening to music well into the morning, drinking and dancing, it was really good. I never dance. But it IS posion, I cant shake the knowledge

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any good music for tonight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watched In Bruges with some lads from tv the other week and when this song came on I had to choke back tears, what a wonderful choice for the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Become a sober chad, you know its the best choice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Become a sober chad, you know its the best choice
      I've debated this . however, I keep coming back to the bottle.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOTHING is more comfy than getting drunk while cooking a kino meal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very true. although my drinking habit limits the amount of times a month I can afford to cook a proper meal kek. that said I also love eating poor man's food like beans on toast or sausage and mash. makes me feel like a kid again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've been really getting into cooking lately, use to hate it but i find it so comfy and chill now. Bought a slow cooker a few weeks ago and i've been slow cooking meals every couple of days god damn is it comfy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah slow cookers are a great way of keeping costs down too because you can cook plenty of tasty food and freeze the rest with little effort. I like buying all the ingredients of something in one of my recipe books though and cooking a serious meal, just costs a pretty penny when you live alone.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah cooking is really comfy, im suprised it took me so long to appreciate it to be honest. Also home cooked meals taste 10x better than fast food shit

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Use to be able to run 5 miles every morning
    >Start drinking
    >Become more and more of a DRUK chad
    >Now can barely walk down the stairs without getting out of breath
    WHAT A LIFE

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been drinking all day. I just got into the scotch and I'm about to light a bonfire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just got into the scotch

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I also just wanted to say:

    >Im drunk right now

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A FLIGHT

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No booze for me , just comfy indica thc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drink

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        4 years sober almost

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you need a drink frriend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like to partake in ganja with my stoner friend every once in a while but it's never been as good as booze for me.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *sips*

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pssss
    >crack

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just feeling like 50 min mark Martin so gotta say: pretty good about myself overall

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 beers left, my time is almost up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 glass of wine left here 🙁 going to have some pate on toast before bed so there's that to look forward to at least.

      >pssss
      >crack

      For me it's pic related if I'm on the beers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna have some chicken and watch a couple episodes of some sitcom for me before i sleep

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what kinda chicken you having

          You cant drink like at work like the old days. The work environment is too bureaucratic and punitive these days.

          I'm only 26 and I've worked a fair few jobs where I would go to the pub on my dinner break and down like 4 pints. Depends where you work though, I work from home now but if I was still in the office I wouldn't dare because everyone I work with is a straight laced homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >what kinda chicken you having
            Just some grass fed chicken breast, pan fried in some chilly flake oil, covered in Jamaican Jerk seasoning

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sounds nice and healthy anon, enjoy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it lean and clean and very tastey, i'd recommened learning how to pan cook chicken to the perfect crisp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My step sister cooks similar stuff, I've seen it and it does look very nice. Unfortunately the amount I drink sort of negates any attempts at eating healthy so I tend to just cook hearty comfort food myself until I can bring myself to going back to the gym. Think it's going to be a while though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cooking clean, healthy food will settle your stomach after a night or many night of heavy drinking trust me. It settles your shit down

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So does a bowl full of vegetables, sausages, gravy and mash potatoes 🙂 it's like heaven in a bowl and you feel well fed the next day. Just not so good for the calories but neither is 3 bottles of wine a day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey if you wanna be a 400lb hench beast good for you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm only 80kg but I'm only 25 too. Can still survive off my metabolism for a while

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao bro you dont even know, 25 is the last year you can stay lean if you dont diet and work out, its over for you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I walk my dogs for an hour or 2 everyday and it's not like I'm stuffing my face with processed shit. booze is the only major offender of mine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that doesnt matter, your body just stops working after 25

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >your body just stops working after 25
                bro? theres a shitload of people over 25 working with their bodies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes exactly brainlet they have to work on their bodies, you arn't lean by default anymore

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                just don't eat too much and you won't get fat, it's not exactly complicated

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao you are gonna end up 600lbs i can tell

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no no
                I'm drawing the line now
                good job reading the subtext though anonski

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cant confirm, I was skinny as frick in my youth, went to do vocational shit for office work, hated my job and my guts when I got fat between 21 and 25, started doing ACTUAL work when I was 29 and my body was handling it fine. Hard to bear at first because I was a limp noodle, but your body doesnt just stop working. I might be missing something here as an esl brainlet idk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just because it didnt happen to you doesnt mean it doesnt happen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >28
                >don't diet or workout but still at the same weight as ever
                >eat real food for meals, but have a sweet tooth for high quality desserts
                >no booze for months
                >bloodwork comes in one day
                >yo anon your cholesterol's been rising for a year we didn't tell you before lol
                >cut desserts and stop eating eggs, quit red meat, stop using fake butter and sticking with avacodo/olive oil if strictly necessary
                >eat primarily fish and chicken with rice and veggies
                >remain sober
                >again blood work
                >weight unchanged
                >anon your cholesterol has gone up more you really need to watch your diet and not eat so much processed foods
                Guess exercise it is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This bro, my blood work basically says im dead despite the fact i eat clean like 90% of the time, time to hit the gym daily i guess

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm only 80kg but I'm only 25 too. Can still survive off my metabolism for a while

                Metabolism does not slow with age, this is a common myth. They discovered this a year ago.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it does, you will face this reality once you age zoomie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can if you work a really shit job or a really prestigious job. Its not uncommon for construction workers around here to start drinking heavy booze before noon, my father is a truck driver and was delivering goods to several construction site where the recipient literally was not capable of climbing out of some hole in the ground because they were so shitfaced.

            Fair point. A handful of blue collar jobs. Maybe really powerful positions like CEO where they have a driver. Possibly small businesses or some self employed people. But most jobs it's not possible without being sacked. Most corporate jobs wouldn't allow it.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do i drink everyday if i work?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You drink, its not hard lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But i drive

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok and?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I live in jockland. They expect drunk drivers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I work and drink everyday. Honestly, the more often you do it, the less you'll get hangovers. Not advice I recommend following but it's the truth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bring a water bottle of vodka and chug it on the commute home from work then drink more at home until you blackout and wake up to your alarm waking you to go back to wageslaving of course

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on your job you
      a) go to work, do your thing, go home, drink
      b) go to work, drink, do your thing, go home, drink more
      You wouldnt believe the degeneracy of some types of work or people. I spoke at lenght to my dads girlsfriends mother about her work in journalism in the 70s and 80s in germany and it was pure debauchery on a scale a regular worker wouldnt deem acceptable. Shit can be fricked up yo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You cant drink like at work like the old days. The work environment is too bureaucratic and punitive these days.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can if you work a really shit job or a really prestigious job. Its not uncommon for construction workers around here to start drinking heavy booze before noon, my father is a truck driver and was delivering goods to several construction site where the recipient literally was not capable of climbing out of some hole in the ground because they were so shitfaced.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Work hours=DRUK hours
      simple as

      BTW Martin @ 1:03 mark is still kinoest out of all DRUK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Moderation is the key. Drink just enough to get a nice buzz going all night and you should feel ok for work in the morning. Then have some cheeky drinks during lunch and ride the buzz until you get off work and can drink again

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The final day counts down

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thought the lump in my scrotum was maybe a cyst or something but my doctor forwarded me to a professional urologist instead, super cagey about reassuring me its not cancer.
    Time to drink 24 beers unironically I'm fricked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drink more and it'll kill the cancer

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished off a pint of vodka m. Driving to the nearest liquor store 20 miles away and it’s raining wish me luck bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      safe journey lad. act cool if you see the pigs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nearest liquor store
      >20 miles away
      wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed instead. You shouldn't drink drive its not worth it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you have cigarettes
      safe journeyings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck faraway Anon, may the gods be with you and fair times befall upon you

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a detective in the 30s, just getting drunk while on the hunt for some scum bag. What a fricking life it must have been

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have anhedonia and have discovered recently that drinking makes things mildly more interesting. Metaphorically it adds a slight splash of color to my gray world. I've gone from drinking once every couple of weeks/months to drinking every other day. I fear for my future but hey, it's better than not drinking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All jokes asdie anon stop, you will only get more addicted going forward

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't exist in my world. I'm slowly being entombed in my own body, losing all sense of sensation. I've been this way for years and it's only gotten worse. If I am to live, experiencing a splash of color but living a shorter life is a worthy trade.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You just sound like a homosexual bro, stop being a pretentious c**t and get on with your life

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skol!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cheers lad, what you having tonight? Still going with the bourbon here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just plain ol' beer but lots of it if you might ask Anon

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly love these threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they are board culture

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm DRUK DRUK right now

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love my druk bros. best threads on Cinemaphile heres a greentext of my alcoholism
    >be me
    >get druk
    >wake up in hospital with IV attached to arm
    >pull IV out and try to run away
    >get restrained and cuffed to bed
    >wake up again
    >heart rate too high to get released
    >some homosexual american bs
    >finally sign waiver declaring hospital isnt responsible for releasing me
    >go to bodega
    >get bacon egg and cheese and lemon lime gatorade
    >walk home, get back, take a nap
    >go to hockey game i had tix for
    >get yummy thai
    >get druk
    >have fun at game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bacon egg and cheese and lemon lime gatorade
      That sounds like a fricked up combination in a drink.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it over.........

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's over, still I cling
      I don't know where else I can go

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, what a jolly night!

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, you forget. DRUK 1:14 is peak cheeky kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As in:one of your bros just nicked a couple of bottles of hooch and the other one is running around in only his nickers on the streets along you

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never enjoyed the company of women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you enjoy the company of women but they dont enjoy yours

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i feel gay drinking IPAs but i like the way taste. those pint cans in venmo with the neat artwork and from some local brewery.

    do u guys reccomend The Bear on hulu or skip?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *bevmo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go with the flow be as you were homosexual.

      DRUK: Time mark 01:18 equals low point of the arc. Closest relatives (wife+sons) know you're a DRUK

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally started argument about getting fat in your 20s
    time for me to sleep lads. have a good night. think I'll get bastard faced tomorrow night so see you then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its not an argument, you are going to get fat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good night buddy

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The simp stopped replying i see

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are so embarrassing. Ya'll need to find God and put this nonsense behind you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ya'll need to find God

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say anything funny anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes you did. First you said
          >ya'll
          like were on twitter with your fricktard associates, then you said
          >need to find god
          like a goddamn imbecile. hope I cleared up some shit, and cheers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This just proves my initial post even further. Only those who have strayed from the Father's light act in such a manner.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if I already had my religious phase and realized it's a bit of a cope?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is always there waiting for you to return into his warning embrace.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the kerning on this post is making me bonkers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're too druk8mm0y

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >8mm0y

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The final sip of my DRUK career, its been a pleasure. I wish you all the best but for my own health its time i stop, god i'm gonna miss these threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have fun out there anon, dont forget us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Be well as you are my fren...

      BTW DRUK mark 01:21:32 marks my lowest point and starts my comeuppence arc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      F bro, its been fun

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GOD is always there waiting for your embrace, as in mark 01:25 where Martin helps his alkie bro , man this movie is actually kind of good

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just recently picked up drinking again
    Also just recently picked up smoking again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep drinking
      Drop smoking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gonna kill myself because my parents would be sad so I just have to speed this shit up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why they sad bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      welcome back brother

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so hard to drink in moderation?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because being drunk is the fun part of drinking lol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It starts to make things just a little better so clearly if you drink more it'll make everything better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried many a drug and none of them have ever matched booze. It's genuinely perfect.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im shaking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        withdrawals yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've gotten that before but only lightly
          fricktons of gatorade and V8 couldn't hurt right

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They will stop soon and i will finally be free form this hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >drank 3 bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka a few weeks ago
      >wake up sweating and shaking, no hangover just anxiety and dire need for more alcohol
      >spend most of the morning laying on the sofa hoping it will go away
      >end up by mid afternoon going to the shop to buy more booze
      >"that'll be £20 please"
      >stretch hand into pocket as beads of sweat roll down my face
      >shakily pull out my card
      >take about 5 attempts to push it into the card machine
      >hands trembling like frick, spaghetti falling everywhere
      >"will that be all?"
      >yeah ldnx skjs thanks
      >shakes disappear as soon as I walk out the door
      >booze retrieved
      >go home and down the first bottle
      don't get like that often, only after a hard binge but it's hell

      where my eurochads at

      Posting from bed like a homosexual. Will likely pass out soon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well done anon

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chin up old buddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can do anything

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped drinking a month ago, i spend my time reading and working out now instead. I cant lie its better bros..........

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stop drinking
      >spend a year exercising, doing volunteer work and reading all day everyday
      >end up in a psych ward for 6 months
      i'm drinking again and it's much more comfy tbh

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if that simp frick killed himself

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people post depressing gay shit in these threads like frick off loser lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, this is a thread only for the most happiest people on earth who also happen to drink!:D
      frick off moron

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise was right

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where my eurochads at

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      o/ still here bro, what you drinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can barely keep my eyes open

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      almost aslepe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always here

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Martin loses Anika @ 01:34
    ;(

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You must accept yourself as fallible in order to love others and life...

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I listen to this as i take the final sip of beer i will ever drink
    Its July 24th 2022
    I am an obese loser who hasnt moved on in life since he left university
    Its time i stop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is, yet you were always as you are and will always be as this. Remember young one, what you wanted to achieve as an old one.

      Please, my beautiful brat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >who hasnt moved on in life since he left university
      In contrast to all the people out there that are utterly happy now that they 'moved on', right? If you attended university you should have the brainpower to realise that this moving on thing is romanticized bullshit or move on from this live to the next with a bullet throught your skull. No offense bud, but I wanna puke any time I hear this bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >moving on is le bad
        lmao brainlet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do you actually think what my post was meant to convey that, and I quote here, moving on is le bad like a redditor trying to earn his first gold? If this is was universities produce I sincerely suggest you go with option b on this one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Godbless anon

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When do you guys stop drinking? I want to be fricked up but not blackout/fall asleep. I'm about 7 drinks deep.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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