I'm drunk from 2 (two) cans of beer and now I am watching Taboo (2017) starring my man Tom Hardy. How's your weekend doing, man?
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I'm drunk from 2 (two) cans of beer and now I am watching Taboo (2017) starring my man Tom Hardy.
i like tom hardy
Yeah me too. The series Taboo is pretty boring tho.
Happy new year, my friend. For me, I am downing a delicious whiskey "Sneed' (2 ounce of whiskey, 2 ounce black coffe, tea spoon of fish oil, sugar, milk, 4 strength 4 stam leather belt) and sitting down to enjoy my evening. I am now looking for Herzogs new documentary to expand my mind. I am also tugging on my wiener and smelling my fingers (crowd: based!) and Ive also been taking some updog.
It's my brithday and I will now pretend that I am drinking with you two instead of alone. Thinking of watching Saltburn.
Happy birthday brother
when is your gf coming anon, she owes you the bday blowjob
I don't have a girlfriend but I've following one of the girl's from fish tank pretty heavily.
teeth too yellow
Unironically the lighting, she's beautiful and I love her.
MAN what are YOU doing? YOU should be TRYING your BEST to find ONE! I'm POSITIVE that YOU can ACHIEVE that
I am trying, I've been making edits of her from the show and tweeting them at her
when shall i come over anon, i owe you a bday blowjob
junkies, weak human beings
I'm trans btw
>Alcohol, parties, friends, having sex. Pthmph.. Those are activities for simpletons. an intellectual such as myself would NEVER partake in tomfoolery such as that
I.m druk from a glass of 50% pure ethanol and 25% water and now I am shitposting on Cinemaphile while listening to 70s spanish rock
>drunk from 2 (two) cans of beer
Fawk I miss those days
Are you a midget?
any alcoholics in here have a read of gabor maté's book "in the realm of hungry ghosts"
>drunk from 2 (two) cans of beer
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I'm just really tired right now, which is like being drunk except I won't wake up with a head ache in 5 hours needing to take a prodigious piss.
How the frick do you get druk from two cans of beer?
LET'S DRINK NOW
What should I drink?
Beer
Awesome sucked my mums fat enlarging udders all weekend jerked off to milfs on snap who im gonna meet on edibles