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I'm hungover right now.
I thought I didn’t get hangovers because the worst I ever woke up feeling was drunk. Is it really that bad for others?
Depends on what alcohol you drank and if you ate and drank some water before bed. For instance sugary drinks makes it worse overall.
Last night i bought 4 tall boy twisted teas. I had to try the peach, raspberry, half and half, and original flavors. I got drunk and pissed a lot and this morning i havent done anything but sit burp and fart for 4 hours. It sucks to wake up after a sugar and alcohol feast.
Me too so I'm headed to get a michelada. I'm to the point where I have to drink the next morning to get through but hopefully wont get re drunk right away as need to hide it from the wife. Just a little something to push through and be functional on a busy Saturday
I haven't drank for 4 weeks because I've got a kid. I wanna get druk so bad bros
Had 2 beers last night after a long break. Felt good to actually enjoy a drink without going over board with it. Have a couple.
Leave the kid at the liquor store for a few hours
My interlock nearly gave me a lockout after grabbing some auntie Anne's pretzel bites
frickin' NERDS
I'm dead right now
Someone once told me drinking is a flat circle.
You're gonna be maxxing out your credit cards in that Pajeet Liquor store again, and agaiin, and agaiin.
Joke's on you because I don't go to the Pajeet liquor store anymore, I got to the one with white people working
I had 2 near me owned by old white guys who would chat about their day, their work, their wives and kids etc, that I visited at least once a week. Now one is owned by an indian kid and the other by a cambodian. I prefer the cambodian guy but he mostly carries sours and IPAs and the indian carries the tall boys and 40s.
My boi Ronnie gives me the rundown on all the happenings in the area plus we talk about American sports
The jeet shop is about 15 blocks further down the street and has a better selection but worse prices and there's always homeless people or literal prostitutes hanging around the shop
Early riser
night kot
I'm high, gf is putting on something loose.
Creepshot for the drukbros
I've got a killer hangover. I ate some canned Mackerel and feel a bit better. But my head is still doing the Batusi
Had my 4th alcohol seizure in my whole life last January. Damn near died that time. Slowly falling back into the old habit. Be seizin' out again maybe in a few months.
how does it feel?
Leading up to seizure it felt like the worst hangover of your life.
The actual seizure itself didnt feel like anything... it was like i was abducted by aliens. One minute i was looking out the window. Next thing i know im in the back of an amberlamps.
Did you have trouble remembering what was real and what was DT tripping? That blows. It’s like the dry out version of blacking out.
Seizures are nuts, but I can't help but laugh it off every time I have one. I mean it fricking hurts, especially if I bite my tongue, but somehow it always sounds like it'd be worse being on the other end. Like being the person who has to watch somebody having a seizure.
I'm still a bit buzzed from last night. Pondering whether I should take a few sips to keep it steady.
GET fricked up
STAY fricked up
83 days sober. Managed to go to the bar with friends last night after having a very shitty day and not relapse
Frick you want, a boutonniere?
Not sure what that is
>not relapse
I'm glad your anus didn't relapse this time after having a good time with you friends.
How does an anus relapse
>Am I honest still? Am I half the man I used to be?
>I doubt it, forget about it, whatever
>It's all the same anyways
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Im at the point where drinking is no fun anymore. Something changed, now it feels pointless and boring, watching youtube and chugging beers. Maybe I can get sober now
And that is why I quit. No longer fun, just had to live with the hangovers
I don't get any pleasure from sipping beer anymore. To feel euphoria I must drink agressively, drinking shot with every beer. This leads to black out drunks and insane hangovers.
Yes. The BA rises
I haven't drank for 8 months but I no longer have fun drinking on night 1. I get a surge of euphoria once I've passed out and and woken up still drunk from the night before, and then continue to drink. That's the point at which it becomes fun.
I have drunk like 10 beers the last 10 years, just don't like alcohol to be quite honest with you (desu)
maybe you just don't like beer
Had my first fully sober full night of sleep last night in probably years. Can highly recommend. Feels good man.
thirsty?
Some carbonated water would be great, thanks.
got u cuh
Just wait till you poop.
Tapered off so my poops are great thanks for asking.
Check it out
I'm stoned right now
Do drunk people know they're drunk? Isn't that kinda the point? Was this a 4D chess play?
>I'm not fit to be near you
Me every day
Never tasted a drop of alcohol in my life
>He doesn't use mouthwash
there's mouthwash without alcohol which is arguably better
>arguably
I'm open to the argument, but the reality is that the combination with alcohol is what cleans the mouth. It's why alcohol is utilized in deep cleaning substances across the board.
Alcohol-free mouthwash is equivalent to placing a scented candle in a crack den.
shut the frick up, nerd, i'd just gulp down the mouthwash as a beverage if it said it had alcohol.
Yeah I know, that's why I posted this
you alcoholic freakshow.
i didn't read all that you fricking nerd have sex drink the vodka
I hope you get hit by a semi truck
Bad breath is a sign of bad oral health and gut health, a white tongue for instance is caused by the latter. If you’re at the point where you need alcohol mouthwash something went wrong
35yo, only 5 times I've drink some sort of alcohol.
Only morons who don't brush daily use that.
Brush, Floss, Mouthwash. In that order. Chase it with a mint after fifteen if you're leaving the house.
>inb4 b-but alcohol-free mouthwash
That shit is a scam and should only be used if you're trying to rehabilitate a known alcoholic. Buy it, mark out the "alcohol-free" notation, and see if that shit starts to go missing in mass quantities. Means they're back on the wagon. Or off. Frick it, whatever the phrase is that means they're drinking again.
>brushing before flossing
WRONG
I'm waiting till 17 bongs to get druk with friends
>17 bongs
Is that some fricked up way of saying "5pm"?
i have drank 0.80 liters of 40% vodka and i'm currently drunk
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There's literally nothing wrong with this. It's called living your life.
how is she so thin?
considered adopting a dog as a way of having some kind of responsibility to another living entity to negate the otherwise complete emptiness of my evenings that led to my alcoholism/drug use
then one night I went out for a walk (while a bit drunk) and came across this random dog and brought it home with the intention of fostering it for a bit before reuniting it with its family
forgot how annoying dogs can be when you're just trying to get druk by yourself
especially when its some kind of working/herding-type dog that can't just sit still for more than 5 minutes
>happy ending: managed to find it's owner upon bringing it to a local vet who inspected it's chip
no dog would opt live in your tiny apartment while you just sat next to your humbox all day long without interacting with the dog.
you're completely right
which is why I'll never get a dog or even a cat
I'm a HERO for being more concerned for their wellbeing over my own for which I deserve a medal
Tonight's selection.
You're not gonna drink that in one night, right?
It'd be a wicked hangover but I could do it (that's not the plan)
I havent been drinking for 38 days, 17 hours, 26 minutes and a few seconds.
Its really boring, but im feeling better. But its really boring.
Can't drink bros, doctors orders, stomach problems. Someone pour one for me please.
>watch a video about presidents
>most of them were heavy drinkers
>most of them lived past 65 some even their 90s
???
We've only had 3 sober Presidents btw
Living past 65 is not hard at all, even drinking the whole time.. But that is right around when the wheels fall off.
Who wants to live much longer than 70 anyways? I've had to watch all my grandparents succumb to decrepit old age riddled with cancers and sickness and dementia. FRICK THAT
3 hours till i druk
I will drink and watch basketball all day and there's nobody that can stop me. Even the cops.
i drank the slightly sparkling perry
I'm thinking about her again
I'm thinking about her too anon.
She's hard to forget considering how beautiful she is
should move on too much fricken heart break but I cant .. just want to at least talk to her again felt like shitb just ended abruotly
I loved her she loved me but time marches on she probably doesnt want the pages of two separate chapters of her life sticking together out of fricking booze too shit night
First woman that rips your heart out is always the worst
Took me years to get over that but I eventually did
Time heals=you turn cynical frick who doesn't believe in real love.
imagine going through life sober
The horror, i dont understand how people do it
Someone has to post the gif of denzal downing a huge bottle in the car.
For the last 4 nights in a row i've gotten insanely druk and watched Fight Club, i'm obsessed
Drank too much last night lads
My cat died. Finally. After 117 years.
My friend had to go to court because he was in a divorce. He called me, because he didn't want to be alone. I thought: "Based!". I'll take a day off from work. We ended up getting fricked up and I woke up the day after with a killer pain in my sides. I thought I'd blown up my liver.
My mom, who is enjoying her early retirement, was on a trip to Austria. I went to the housedoctor, got a note and camped in the sofa of her house for the entire week.
I took care of the cat. We always called it a she, but it was a neutered male. It was a stray cat we adopted. I slept and took naps with him for the entire week. I was parked in the sofa. The night before my mother came back, the cat puked out a bunch of chuncks, as he did every day at the end. Then a bit later he puked out water. Then a bit later he puked out chuncks again. Without there having been a meal in between. I knew that was it.
I had to go to work. My mom came back from her holiday and let the cat inside the house. It ran to my bed upstairs and died there alone, during the night.
I spent an entire week with the cat. But in the end, the final walk, it had to take alone.
I was gutted I didn't get to say goodbye. My mom said it laid stretched out on my bed and with open eyes when she found it. Here's to you, little friend.