this is one of the most unappealing women I've ever seen, what the frick happened to her? back in the Easy A days she was actually cute now she's doing that pretentious Hollywood thing where it's like she's purposefully trying to be ugly and weird to appear special and not like just some other prostitute
Dear oh Dear
of course it's a Black person and of course Euro cucks loved it
You can't escape the Innsmouth look. It will catch up with you one day and you will live forever in the temples under the sea worshiping Dagon and Mother Hydra.
I'm also assuming that Anya Taylor-Joy is actually half-Byakhee and will just fade to the Dreamlands and become the mount of some Nightgaunt when the time comes.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an army of talking earth cats to lead into battle against those butthole cats from Saturn.
Yorgos Lanthimos is a fricking shitposter who makes these degenerate Hollywood stars degrade themselves even further for le art but instead he's just meming. Look at the fricking guy.
I'm American and I completely don't get it
It makes me wonder what criteria they're using for how many claps per minute they should be doing and how to decide exactly how many claps they should do over those multiple minutes
it's almost beyond belief that someone can clap for 8 minutes, perhaps they each do not want to be found the first not clapping, nervously staring at one another and glancing back at the bbc begging of their raw hands to continue slapping mercilessly
I'm clapping for 2 minutes just to see how weird it would be and I can't feel my fricking hands anymore.
There's no one around so I don't sound like a sperg moron to anyone but myself doing this, don't worry.
But maybe some trekker/fisher will ear and start a Bigfoot clapping rumor lol
I think if you've been drinking alcohol during the film screening, you might clap for like 30 seconds or a minute, stop clapping for a minute while maybe having another sip of drink, then say "ahh screw it, let's join back in" as whistle loudly and clap even harder..Repeat that a few times with most other people in the audience doing the same
Is 8 minutes some sort of time limit and then they hose the audience to make room for the next movie? Do these movies ever get a <7 minute standing ovation? a sitting ovation? All I can picture is a bunch of s0ifaces in tuxedos clapping like seals.
LOL pretentious Europeans are so fricking brain fried from porn they think 8 minutes of fricking is the peak of cinematic art, why am I not surprised, nasty frickers, these are the same people who think midsommar is the greatest film of all time and not just pretentious dick jerking that makes the most obvious choices imaginable, it's so easy to predict what these frickers like that all you have to do is make something hyper sexual with an air of pretentiousness and they fall over themselves worshipping the new slop
>8 minutes
More than 10 seconds is getting really awkward already. 8 fricking minutes? How much autism was packed in that room? Was it a wave of high applause dying down and picking up again many times or an autistic full blown applause tantrum?
Isn't that shit illegal? I know that theaters have a time limit for standing ovations during movies around here. And a limit of 2 by showing.
awful circlejerk, I remember when cannes pretended they were avant garde compared to hollywood but they really just applaud whatever shit pushes boundaries even if its stupid >le big clap meme
its really awful
>*clap clap clap calp*
>*plap plap plap plap*
>*GET OSCARED GET OSCARED GET OSCARED*
underrated
she show pusy???
"full nudity" has a pretty wide range of things it could mean. I don't see her going the full Dawson but maybe a tasteful merkin shot
She looks so old and dried up, like this anon right here
journalism is lower than prostitution
Who gives a shit, she's flat and has nothing to show.
Pseudgos Tranthimos
What's Italian for "there's so much cum, and it's all coming out of my penis"
can this guy make something without weird sex shit?
Hopefully it will be nymphomaniac level
The older she gets, the froggier she becomes
FOOTA
this is one of the most unappealing women I've ever seen, what the frick happened to her? back in the Easy A days she was actually cute now she's doing that pretentious Hollywood thing where it's like she's purposefully trying to be ugly and weird to appear special and not like just some other prostitute
of course it's a Black person and of course Euro cucks loved it
Long hair really doesn't suit her
Good to see her footpusy is untarnished
her eyes are becoming more and more weird as time passes.
she will eventually look like Anita Ekberg as she grows old.
You can't escape the Innsmouth look. It will catch up with you one day and you will live forever in the temples under the sea worshiping Dagon and Mother Hydra.
I'm also assuming that Anya Taylor-Joy is actually half-Byakhee and will just fade to the Dreamlands and become the mount of some Nightgaunt when the time comes.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an army of talking earth cats to lead into battle against those butthole cats from Saturn.
>americlap- ACK!!
>d-do americans really clap at the end of a movi- ACK!!
Kill all eurocucks.
Yorgos Lanthimos is a fricking shitposter who makes these degenerate Hollywood stars degrade themselves even further for le art but instead he's just meming. Look at the fricking guy.
>rich sucking each other off
ok
They literally stood up and clapped? Was this in Venice beach, California?
Do Americans really?
I'm American and I completely don't get it
It makes me wonder what criteria they're using for how many claps per minute they should be doing and how to decide exactly how many claps they should do over those multiple minutes
it's almost beyond belief that someone can clap for 8 minutes, perhaps they each do not want to be found the first not clapping, nervously staring at one another and glancing back at the bbc begging of their raw hands to continue slapping mercilessly
They are probably all on meth
I'm clapping for 2 minutes just to see how weird it would be and I can't feel my fricking hands anymore.
There's no one around so I don't sound like a sperg moron to anyone but myself doing this, don't worry.
But maybe some trekker/fisher will ear and start a Bigfoot clapping rumor lol
I think if you've been drinking alcohol during the film screening, you might clap for like 30 seconds or a minute, stop clapping for a minute while maybe having another sip of drink, then say "ahh screw it, let's join back in" as whistle loudly and clap even harder..Repeat that a few times with most other people in the audience doing the same
Yes! If you can think about it, Americans do it.
>baka
It all went downhill for Lanthimos after he stopped directing Greek music videos
But isn't this movie about female on male abuse of power? Why are they clapping?
Nevermind I'm thinking of jennifer lawrence
Only 8 minutes? At Cannes that would be a humiliation
Is 8 minutes some sort of time limit and then they hose the audience to make room for the next movie? Do these movies ever get a <7 minute standing ovation? a sitting ovation? All I can picture is a bunch of s0ifaces in tuxedos clapping like seals.
Yorgos fell off so fricking hard it's unreal.
LOL pretentious Europeans are so fricking brain fried from porn they think 8 minutes of fricking is the peak of cinematic art, why am I not surprised, nasty frickers, these are the same people who think midsommar is the greatest film of all time and not just pretentious dick jerking that makes the most obvious choices imaginable, it's so easy to predict what these frickers like that all you have to do is make something hyper sexual with an air of pretentiousness and they fall over themselves worshipping the new slop
>midsommar
made by an american israelite
Just another pointless nude scene.... nobody wants to see this shit
Dear oh Dear
when hollywood prostitutes get married and have kids, they go into hyper bawd mode
>8 minutes
More than 10 seconds is getting really awkward already. 8 fricking minutes? How much autism was packed in that room? Was it a wave of high applause dying down and picking up again many times or an autistic full blown applause tantrum?
Isn't that shit illegal? I know that theaters have a time limit for standing ovations during movies around here. And a limit of 2 by showing.
awful circlejerk, I remember when cannes pretended they were avant garde compared to hollywood but they really just applaud whatever shit pushes boundaries even if its stupid
>le big clap meme
its really awful
why does she look so ugly in this one? is this a frida kalo biopic or what?
she's a revived corpse from a different time period
>She's erupting
>this is considered scandalous and graphic in muttmerica