>I'm FURIOSA!

>I'm FURIOSA!

sure you are, honey. Now go make me a sandwich, extra hot peppers. I don't buy her in this.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mind bendingly bad casting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Casting is good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anya is not threatening or tough. I'm not saying she's a bad actress, but the role simply isn't right for her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah? Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a quote from the Big Lebowski. That's not your real opinion. You stole that from the Big Lebowski. Stop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everything about this is so dogshit, you are like 100 years old miller fricking stop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eye spreadingly bad casting

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bet you thought this would be a funny thread full of replies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we're still early in the thread, mr. poo-poo man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go make me a sandwich
      What do you mean dude? OP nailed it with this original and well thought out joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bumpy bump

      Why didn’t Miller decide to go right back into this when people were still high off of Fury Road? Why’d he make some movie about a genie in a hotel room instead?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bet you thought this would be a funny thread full of replies

      Bet you never thought your comment would have aged this badly.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t Miller decide to go right back into this when people were still high off of Fury Road? Why’d he make some movie about a genie in a hotel room instead?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he have a dispute with Warner Bros regarding royalties for Fury Road? Basically they promised him a big bonus if he brought the movie in on schedule and under budget, which he did, but then they tried to make it out like he fricked up somehow.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Warner Bros. are a corrupt company and at the time they were being run by a bunch of completely inept lunatics so I totally believe the tried some frickery. But by his own admission they *did* give Miller more money in the middle of shooting to complete the film so I don't know about the 'under budget' part.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched The Road Warrior the other night. Last good post-apocalyptic flick ever made. But you all go on watching this shit. Let us know how that works out for ya.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beyond Thunderdome isn't nearly as bad as people pretend.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Now go make me a sandwich, extra hot peppers.
    How? No bread and no peppers in the new Mad Max world. Maybe in Thunderdome.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably is the worst casting ever in a movie, especially when they had Theron ready to go

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S FURIOSAAAH

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is this 70lbs string of piss going to conquer the desert again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Girl power

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the greatest narrative force

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you seem to be omitting troonyFORCE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Through luck and grit. Her story is supposed to be remarkable. That's the whole point of a "legend" figure story, that it contains events that surprising: such as a small woman becoming a reknowned warrior.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By smashing the patriarchy.

      Her story MUST be told.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It might make sense if for most of the movie she's a weak frickslave who manages to become a warrior by impressing Immortan Joe with her will.

    But we all know it's going to be safe, bland, sanitized shit so unlike an actual apocalypse. Any mention of rape or sexual slavery will be verboten despite the fact that any woman capable of being bred is going to be knocked up 10 months of the year.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're the type of guy Furiosa kills.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she can kill my semen once she works it out with her tongue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm 6'2" 230lbs on steroids and have been boxing my entire adult life, i would put her through a wall

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're a big guy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagine bragging about being a roidtroony

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I think casting directors know human actors are on their way out and are just having a laugh by casting Anya and Chris Pratt as everything regardless of how unfit for the parts they are.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    embarrassing

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So her eyes are the result of rad mutations like what Nux had going with Larry&Barry, right? What a powerful decision by the director.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People who discuss about women's emotions, thoughts and behaviors are bigger homosexuals than homosexuals.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ has launched an offical investigation into why zoomers eyes are so far apart on their heads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ needs to get a job

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ needs to get a job

      We could probably convince them into unironically believing in aliens in skin suits.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hello I am a /misc/ user, I already came to that conclusion. At a minimum, I believe it’s all semitic “people”.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it is headed that way to and this whole affair on earth is a cover for type of "reverse" avatar colonization from reptilian spacelords

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bad casting
    >best they can do for the trailer is shitty greenscreen cgi

    Is the Mad Max writer guy still alive? Why did he let this happen?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you know based on the trajectory of the series I suspect this one will be manically over the top anime tier, which could be could or bad

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i see alienfu
    i watch

    simple as

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    incredible, they got an actual post-nuclear mutant for the lead role.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >who's a young actress?
    >frick, i dunno, the one from the witch?
    >that'll have to do
    >(one year later cailey spaeny appears on the scene )
    >FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This snowbunny doesn't look much like Theron either

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fish eyed girls have existed for a long time. Anya, lea seydoux, Jennifer Sullins, amanda seyfried, emma stone, gemma ward,

    Ryonen is my favorite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Fish eyed girls have existed for a long time
      So the "missing link" was right in front of our eyes all this time?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she would burst into tears for no reason and be completely unable to explain why, but still resent you for not figuring it out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much.
      even Mother of Dragons honeyboo, Emelia Clarke would have worked better. She has a real badass side.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A noname rugged looking woman is what it needed. Imagine all the people you can pick but you go with dainty girl. Has she done any action before?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I agree with you but Charlize Theron is also a tiny little skinny b***h.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She can do the hardtrodden survivor though at least. This girl I feel like will be making emoji faces.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't think so at all.
              >muh skinny b***h becomes some trusted and competent general
              Ok bro.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's furioSAH

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need a dual monitor setup to see her eyes.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What pisses me off is that she clearly never worked out or did any physical exercise in her life
    She has the muscle atrophy of a starving anorexic, she probably needed stuntmen to walk fast yet alone run
    Awful miscasting

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haha furiosa means furious in spanish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha furiosa means furious in spanish
      exactly how she would be if she saw this thread!

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why Hollywood seems to have a running roster of a handful of actors they just throw at absolutely everything no matter how ill fitting they are. Fricking cast more people, think about all the good movies from the 80's and 90's where 90% of the cast were unknowns.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they pick a dysgenic fished eyed girl to play the younger version of a classical European model looking actress?

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