I have nothing against straight characters— I have plenty of straight friends. I just don’t like it when they shove it down our throats. Or when they make it their whole personality by never allowing guys and girls who talk to each other to stay friends on supposedly “liberal” shows! Or having sudden, steamy, long sex every time something climactic isn’t happening in the plot!
I mean do whatever you want in the privacy of your home but don’t shove it down our throats
cute attempt but what you fail to grasp is that being straight is the default setting and straight people are the overwhelming majority of the global population. I'd go so far as to say that the representation of homosexuals and other freakish minorities in the media FAR OUTWEIGHS their proportionate share of the global population
also generally any media featuring a predominantly straight cast generally does NOT exclusively focus on their sex lives whereas for media with a homosexual-focus this is the crux of the plot, at all times.
homosexuals cry crocodile tears that they're just like you and I and that being a homosexual isn't a lifestyle, and then turn around and make all gay-oriented media 100% about leather, groupsex, and drag queens
It's not that the op is making a good argument, it's the fact that you're getting so wound up about it. You're faced with a 4th grade argument and responding like a toddler.
Your "DOOD, its like what straggots wuld say but in reverse xd" isn't an argument either.
I can't tell if you actually think this way, or you're just some falseflagger trying to make people hate gays more with such moronic parallels.
I watched Ready Player One, and this main character keeps pining for this female character and its excruciating. Like dude falls in love instantly, they make like a sexual reference even. I fricking get it that he is straight, does movie have to keep hammering that he is into women? What purpose does that play in the narrative?
It's not that the op is making a good argument, it's the fact that you're getting so wound up about it. You're faced with a 4th grade argument and responding like a toddler.
>two straight people are in a room together >they get married
It's so tedious.
This. Fricking agenda indoctrination.
The reason why straight relationships tend to work in media is because it's not a novelty and there's next-to-nothing for companies to gain from it.
Therefore, writers typically strive to create believable chemistry between them, 'cause they can't hinge on asspats simply for a straight couple existing in a show.
Nothing in a movie disappoints me more than when the characters turn out to be straight.
That's why ALL my characters are gay. I am the writer, I choose who they frick. And they frick everyone. I'm tired of pretending that's not how society really is.
Don't even mention the constant use of binary gendered pronouns. It's constantly "he did this" or "she did that"; we get it!
Yeah, I don't hate straight people, I just don't think it's a lifestyle we should be teaching to kids.
The worst is when they groom children into doing sexual straight shit
They just can't help themselves, at least leave the children alone ffs
Homosexuality is a fetish and troonies are delusional
Yeah, I don't hate straight people, I just don't think it's a lifestyle we should be teaching to kids.
>two straight people are in a room together >they get married
It's so tedious.
This. Fricking agenda indoctrination.
mostly I just don't know why they feel the need to constantly signal their lifestyle choices in public
I can tolerate different behaviors, but there's no need for you to be advertising your deviancy on your everyday apparel. I don't need or want to be thinking about your disgusting breeder and cum fetishes while working, tyvm
Also, what's with the fricking parades all the time? It's like, we get it, you're straight, can we talk about something else?
>DUDE WE'RE SAYING THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE'RE THINKING ISNT THAT FRICKING HUH LARIOUS XDDD
Go back to r/moviestroonyjerk you unfunny homosexual
That's why ALL my characters are gay. I am the writer, I choose who they frick. And they frick everyone. I'm tired of pretending that's not how society really is.
If a movie doesn't show a character pooping, you assume they still sometimes go and take a shit off screen right? That's because it's the default. It's how humanity has survived. We eat, then we go poop.
Same thing with straight people. Not my fault you're an aberration.
>If a movie doesn't show a character pooping, you assume they still sometimes go and take a shit off screen right?
If a movie doesn't show a character pooping I assume that film is not German.
>unbearably homosexual voice
W-wait >aids fart
So what I was saying was >ungodly stench of wienerbreath emanating from mouth kills two
That I like literally >redness drains from face, STD wienertail beginning to set in
Fricking hate str8s >pops antivirals
Okay?
mostly I just don't know why they feel the need to constantly signal their lifestyle choices in public
I can tolerate different behaviors, but there's no need for you to be advertising your deviancy on your everyday apparel. I don't need or want to be thinking about your disgusting breeder and cum fetishes while working, tyvm
>I have nothing against straight characters— I have plenty of straight friends. I just don’t like it when they shove it down our throats. Or when they make it their whole personality by never allowing guys and girls who talk to each other to stay friends on supposedly “liberal” shows! Or having sudden, steamy, long sex every time something climactic isn’t happening in the plot!
I have nothing against straight characters— I have plenty of straight friends. I just don’t like it when they shove it down our throats. Or when they make it their whole personality by never allowing guys and girls who talk to each other to stay friends on supposedly “liberal” shows! Or having sudden, steamy, long sex every time something climactic isn’t happening in the plot!
Where's the Rise of Skywalker Plinkett review, Mike?
cute attempt but what you fail to grasp is that being straight is the default setting and straight people are the overwhelming majority of the global population. I'd go so far as to say that the representation of homosexuals and other freakish minorities in the media FAR OUTWEIGHS their proportionate share of the global population
also generally any media featuring a predominantly straight cast generally does NOT exclusively focus on their sex lives whereas for media with a homosexual-focus this is the crux of the plot, at all times.
homosexuals cry crocodile tears that they're just like you and I and that being a homosexual isn't a lifestyle, and then turn around and make all gay-oriented media 100% about leather, groupsex, and drag queens
Bro
tldr
Anyone dumb enough not to get this needs to be forcibly removed from society
Dank samegay, schizo.
Your "DOOD, its like what straggots wuld say but in reverse xd" isn't an argument either.
I can't tell if you actually think this way, or you're just some falseflagger trying to make people hate gays more with such moronic parallels.
I watched Ready Player One, and this main character keeps pining for this female character and its excruciating. Like dude falls in love instantly, they make like a sexual reference even. I fricking get it that he is straight, does movie have to keep hammering that he is into women? What purpose does that play in the narrative?
>two straight people are in a room together
>they get married
It's so tedious.
You are defective.
no, i think you are
Well you're wrong, because you're gay AKA abnormal, like a cancer.
Jesus dude just give up, you lost
Yeah I don't think so, aids monkey.
It's not that the op is making a good argument, it's the fact that you're getting so wound up about it. You're faced with a 4th grade argument and responding like a toddler.
Ok, discord troony.
That's not an argument, sorry
It actually is, discord troony. You just can't comprehend it with your low functioning gay brain. You are gay brained.
Sorry, but portraying normality isn't forcing anything down anyone's throat. You're the ones with the deviant fetish.
The reason why straight relationships tend to work in media is because it's not a novelty and there's next-to-nothing for companies to gain from it.
Therefore, writers typically strive to create believable chemistry between them, 'cause they can't hinge on asspats simply for a straight couple existing in a show.
Homosexuality is a fetish and troonies are delusional
>DUDE WE'RE SAYING THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE'RE THINKING ISNT THAT FRICKING HUH LARIOUS XDDD
Go back to r/moviestroonyjerk you unfunny homosexual
You seem upset.
well you tried
Cartoons go on Cinemaphile
I am tired of these unnecessary cartoons threads
moron bot can't read the text.
I mean do whatever you want in the privacy of your home but don’t shove it down our throats
I usually love marvel movies but did they really need to show full veganal penetration in the newest ant man? Feels forced at this point.
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Nothing in a movie disappoints me more than when the characters turn out to be straight.
That's why ALL my characters are gay. I am the writer, I choose who they frick. And they frick everyone. I'm tired of pretending that's not how society really is.
Don't even mention the constant use of binary gendered pronouns. It's constantly "he did this" or "she did that"; we get it!
Yeah, I don't hate straight people, I just don't think it's a lifestyle we should be teaching to kids.
Without straights you die lol. You are only able to be here because of us. Bow to your masters, homosexual b***h.
Straight people are by definition necessary because we continue the species, you can't say that for gays
If a movie doesn't show a character pooping, you assume they still sometimes go and take a shit off screen right? That's because it's the default. It's how humanity has survived. We eat, then we go poop.
Same thing with straight people. Not my fault you're an aberration.
>If a movie doesn't show a character pooping, you assume they still sometimes go and take a shit off screen right?
If a movie doesn't show a character pooping I assume that film is not German.
The worst is when they groom children into doing sexual straight shit
They just can't help themselves, at least leave the children alone ffs
lmao if a movie came out with 2 boys doing this people would be arrested
This. Fricking agenda indoctrination.
>unbearably homosexual voice
W-wait
>aids fart
So what I was saying was
>ungodly stench of wienerbreath emanating from mouth kills two
That I like literally
>redness drains from face, STD wienertail beginning to set in
Fricking hate str8s
>pops antivirals
Okay?
mostly I just don't know why they feel the need to constantly signal their lifestyle choices in public
I can tolerate different behaviors, but there's no need for you to be advertising your deviancy on your everyday apparel. I don't need or want to be thinking about your disgusting breeder and cum fetishes while working, tyvm
Also, what's with the fricking parades all the time? It's like, we get it, you're straight, can we talk about something else?
That's not a parade though. Are you even tryingz.
The homosexual is scared of normal romantic relationships
lol
for real this some bullshit and they always make the top 'bisexual', tired of this shit. total emasculation of our society.
i cant figure out what point you're trying to make
>HURRRR A DURRRRRR I DROOL ON MYSELF AND LAUGH AT FART NOISES AND SMELL LIKE STALE PISS ALL THE TIME
this is you, you look like this and act like this
that doesn't really make sense
i feel like you were just waiting for something to hit reply to
You smell like stale piss, lower your tone.
OP is a gay.
even the manliest man can turn to homosexualry with just a few drinks
The world who be way better if everyone stopped caring so much about sex
why
sex is good, it's the greatest feeling in the world
but is also dangerous
all characters should be asexual to avoid offending everyone
that would offend asexuals
The core of gay "culture" is hedonism and destruction
gays can't exist without straights. Can't say the same for the opposite.
test
straightsisters on suicide watch
Current media is offensive. I identify myself as a microwave and the lack of representation on current media is distateful. Also, frick ovens.
Imagine needing fricking radiation to work you fricking moron
>Samegay troony with AIDS and monkeypox
why have gays invaded Cinemaphile lately? especially gays who larp as trad
>I have nothing against straight characters— I have plenty of straight friends. I just don’t like it when they shove it down our throats. Or when they make it their whole personality by never allowing guys and girls who talk to each other to stay friends on supposedly “liberal” shows! Or having sudden, steamy, long sex every time something climactic isn’t happening in the plot!
Go to bed, Stoklasa.