Im going for 24 hours straight, bros. Already on hour four

I’m going for 24 hours straight, bros. Already on hour four…

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Night Gallery any good?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has its moments of kino. Not as good as TZ but a shit ton better than any TZ project after Rod died.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're Tearing Down Tim Reilly's Bar is one of the best things Serling ever created

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah brah! Just filled my 48 oz. yeti with cherry red and baking two boxes of pizza rolls!

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder to watch the 80s twilight zone and tales from the dark side if you haven't seen them

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a link to a stream of the marathon? Those nye tz marathon watching threads are among the comfiest on Cinemaphile.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything in Twilight Zone has already been done better in The Outer Limits. The best TZ episode is only as good as the weakest TOL.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything remotely good on Outer Limits was done better in Alfred Hitchwiener Presents. Pleb.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alfred Hitchwiener was lame shit for gays. Imagine making a movie about bird, fricking gay.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. I'm pulling for you, anon. Post after every episode and I'll bump the thread for as long as I can. Break the Twilight Zone marathon record.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Howling Man just ended.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched almost all of it but for whatever reason I can never rewatch them.
    And I'm usually a rewatch kinda guy. I dunno. Twilight Zone lost its charm after the first time for me

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep getting distracted by how beautiful the women are in this show

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always get distracted by Robert Redford out of the middle of nowhere.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was there a hottie in every episode, like even the ones about guys stranded somewhere?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, a robot hottie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The girl from The After Hours a cute

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But an ad

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made for BPFC

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gasped. She's way more disgusting than I thought she was going to be

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pig face hands typed this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird watching her in this episode because I'm too use to her hillbilly accent

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based superstitious Shat episode
    Picrel, an ornament on my xmas tree

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION POOR AND THIRDIE TZ gayS
    Found some links to the Syfy stream
    https://icelz.newsrade.com/tv/channel.php?id=Mzg1YzcxZjQyMTBmNDU3ZWIzOTMwNDFlMzZlZDUwYjI=&channel=SYFY
    https://thetvapp.to/tv/syfy-live-stream/
    https://s7-tv.blogspot.com/p/21.html?m=1

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Staying at my sister's
      >Trying to find something on TV
      >Oh cool
      >Twilight Zone is on
      >Nephew comes in during the dinosaur scene
      >Thinks it's some dinosaur thing
      >Dinosaurs butcher each other
      >He's now scared
      >Carry him back to his room
      >It's late anyways
      >Get to this scene
      >Nephew was hiding behind the couch watching it
      >SCREAMS
      >freak out a bit
      >told him he shouldn't have watched it and console him
      >Put him in with his parents
      Was really scared I almost traumatized him, but he'll be watching the marathon tomorrow too. He loves twilight zone and we talk about episodes he just saw for the first time now. Really cool getting to watch stuff with or hear about the first time he sees classic episodes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just smoked a huge joint and it’s just like watching them all over again for the first time.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t this lady on Andy Griffith?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What lady

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hotties of TZ OTTOMY:
    Elizabeth Montgomery
    Suzanne Lloyd

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i fell in love with her in this episode in like 2008. she remind me of my two favorite exes. one was recently arrested for strangling her husband, the other became a strict lesbian who is digusted by men. i'm not sure what this means.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shelley Fabares (sp?)

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    write the synopsis for next week's episode Cinemaphile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two cowboys in the desert come upon a crashed spaceship.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=rzS-sYgFMeHvpZI-

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A cognitively malfunctioning cypher who's failed up his entire life becomes the most powerful man in the world and unleashes a massive wave of unprecedented destruction everyone can easily blame on his obvious deficiencies. The twist: he's a puppet, but whoever's pulling his strings is never revealed on screen.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine, if you will, a man whose work is to clean up after others: a janitor. There's nothing very out of the ordinary about most custodians, but what if there were a janitor who worked for free? A man who received no money, praise, or status for his work--it may sound impossible, but such a person does exist in the furthest reaches of... The Twilight Zone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Vidya Butts episode is a classic, forever relevant to society

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      An old sport fisherman is trying to reclaim his youth and go out of his hobby with the biggest fish he's ever caught. He gets word of a massive sailfish that three men have already gone missing trying to capture. He sets out on his quest. Quickly, things go wrong. He loses some supplies, and the weather is bad. He decides not to turn back. Eventually, he sees the great fish and has a battle with it, but loses. Then another, and another. Each time getting closer to it, and he thinks he's going insane as notices odd things about the fish. Eventually his engine dies and he will die, but he has to capture it. He has a final battle and gets it aboard. Feeling triumphant, he can accept death. The he notices the fish has lights or some shit. It's actually a lure for like aliens, I guess. He's abducted. Fin.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A rouge AI escapes from the intranet on a remote military base and it decides to create an android body, eventually it forms a family but some of the old military people finally track it down and deactivate it while the family members plead for them to not kill their daddy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't that an episode of the outer limits, just replaced with a robot instead of AI? Could've sworn I've seen that somewhere.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't be surprised, I'm just going off the top of my head.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a loner who lives in a small apartment in the city. He’s overweight, obsessed with the Internet, and addicted to pornography. All he wants in life is to be the one who feels desired instead of being the one who always desires. Like the attractive women he jerk offs to. What if he were to become the woman? Wear women’s clothing, apply loads of makeup, and bully others into accepting a female identity for himself. Would he finally be embraced by the world? Is such a bizarre society even possible? Find out, in the Twilight Zone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude!
        What if that was real life? Wouldn't that be frickin creepy?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ends with a reality merge.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    make sure to watch the modern adaptation

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get this episode, her dad doesn’t want to go out to eat?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would Serling think of 2023?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That it's gay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He would wonder why film quality went to shit. The Zone is crisp.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hed think he was in the twilight zone

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would he vape?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, he'd probably think it's the coolest shit ever. The real question is, would he get a juul or a robo dick the size of his head to suck on?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd probably think that South Korean society was predicted by Number Twelve Looks Like You, first off. In all seriousness, the original show was never really anti-consumerism, and the role of technology shaping social inclinations was still regulated to what science fiction could come up with, usually relating to robots and so-on. He would probably consider television to be a dead medium given the state of cable (ironic, given the Twilight Zone's airing history being deeply tied to the invention of the re-run), and would likely find modern America's relationship with war and conflict to be fundamentally disgusting.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why tho?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't anyone make shows like they did in the 60s? Everything just feels so bloated and over done. All you need is a couple cameras for basic shots, tight dialogue, and simple but good sets. It feels like TV has been chasing films for so long, but they don't need to.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're kind of pathetic. You seem like you should on the troony side of /reddit/twitter/.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren’t you the guy that sucked my dick behind Costco? You ever get that Xbox you were saving up for cumbreath?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://comicbook.com/horror/news/the-twilight-zone-new-years-marathon-syfy-schedule-episodes-list-details/

    Here's a list of the episodes, I searched it so I can follow along with my pirated copy.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember there being a Twilight Zone pasta of Rod Sterling narrating anon in the Twilight Zone and I can't find it anymore. It got the tone very well.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Trouble with Templeton
    Currently playing..one of the best and underappreciated

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are boomers who still have cable?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they're also things called streaming

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dish tv app on Amazon is a thing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fubo tv

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notice that the theme of TZ is that traditional American values and institutions are bad. Including marriage, family, etc. The subversion has been around a long time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? There's like half a dozen episodes centered around nostalgia (A Stop at Willoughby
      is literally about a guy wanting to go back to a Twainian bucolic past, just off the top of my head), and there's several stories where people who get tangled up with the supernatural elements who are down on their luck end up benefiting from it somehow. There's plenty of families and marriages that are portrayed positively, but there are several episodes featuring dull and angry people who happen to be married which are focused upon, and young unmarried or recently married couples generally don't make it out well by the end of the episode. While I don't have a fricking spreadsheet in front of me, the most consistent bias present in the series is that wealthy people are generally portrayed as snobs and rarely make it to the end of the episodes they are in 'unpunished', while small businesses and people 'trying to make it in America' who don't become criminals generally make it out alive. If you think the Twilight Zone is somehow anti-American, go watch Perry Mason or the Alfred Hitchwiener Hour.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting that you mention nostalgia because this is a recurring theme and the lesson is always that it's bad and the takeaway is that even our most cherished memories are invalid. I don't claim encyclopedic knowledge of TZ by any means but I can't think of any happy families.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can't think of any happy families.
          There's the aliens that move in next door and look like greasers episode. That family was happy and didn't have any issues. There was the fake nuclear bomb scare episode where it's all about people doing what they can for their family and putting them first above everyone else. There are tons of happy families thrown into bad situations, but it's also fiction and taking characters in a bad situation and making it worse is an easy story device to get you invested in a character or characters.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the only genuinely unhappy family that has a young child is the one in the Talking Tina episode.

            And now Rod is shitting on Santa Claus.

            For fricks sake it's a guy who actually causes the magic of christmas to happen.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also the bickering couple with a magic swimming pool the kids escape in. There are many, many more.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not really portrayed as bad, but there's no episode where looking towards past memories for support is portrayed as something practical to do. Really, almost all the episodes about nostalgia being bad focus on older individuals recalling when times were simpler; I think the one that covers that the most is The Incredible World of Horace Ford and Walking Distance, both coincidently about people in 'modern business'' alternatively thinking back to when they were inspired to do what they do as a child and a businessman genuinely recalling his childhood and gaining inspiration to move foreword with his life.There's also The Trouble with Templeton, which might be closer to what you are recalling, but even then it's something that inspires the main character to move foreword with his life. The only episode that I think really qualifies as 'nostalgia bad' would be Young Man's Fancy, which is really more about how immature someone would have to truly be to desire to still be a child pampered by a domineering mother.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dressed up as Santa for my nephew and I thought I would feel like the hobo from The Night of the Meek but he just screamed a lot

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait did the marathon start already?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this chick's voice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s a fun girl from Mt. Pilot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy her voice

      She’s a fun girl from Mt. Pilot.

      I thought she looked familiar

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >An unfortunate alcohol problem dogged Jean's career for many years. Active with Alcoholics Anonymous, she eventually retired from Hollywood in the early 1980s and moved to the Palm Springs area to be closer to family. There she appeared occasionally in such local theater productions as "The Elephant Man" and "Steel Magnolias." Jean had been in spiraling health since suffering a paralytic stroke in September of 2005. She died in a Palm Desert convalescent home on November 2, 2005, at age 82.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright haha

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best episode from the first 5 seaons? I have them all saved but haven't watched in a long time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's so many good genre episodes, it's kind of hard to pick a singular episode; although, I think Five Characters in Search of an Exit still holds up. Other contenders include The Obsolete Man and It's a Good Life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My faves are Perchance to Dream and Will The Real Martian Please Stand-up.

      Honorable mention, Of Late I Think of Cliffordville for Julie Newmar.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And now Rod is shitting on Santa Claus.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally finds a magic Christmas bag.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the episode with the sun scares the frick out of me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      felt unusually paranoid watching this too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      felt unusually paranoid watching this too

      Worst twist of any episode
      >Akhsully we're going away from the sun

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever caught the episode “The Encounter”?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen it. In my opinion, it is just an okay episode

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Miniature
    he is literally me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will NEVER live in a big comfy doll house with a tiny gf

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the comfiest time of the year. greetings twz friends

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      greetings anon, I'm following along with my torrented copy

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Invaders is the next up

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder there are some some live streams available...

    https://thetvapp.to/tv/syfy-live-stream/

    https://s7-tv.blogspot.com/p/21.html?m=1

    https://icelz.newsrade.com/tv/channel.php?id=Mzg1YzcxZjQyMTBmNDU3ZWIzOTMwNDFlMzZlZDUwYjI=&channel=SYFY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >incelz
      Goddamnit.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_World_of_Difference

    Inland Empire 50 years before its time

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic episode

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dick York

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for the guy; he deserved a much better career.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ms. Turner wants the D

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old man Smithers looks like Ian McKellen

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This episode and Mr. Bevis are two of my faves tbh

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