I'm gonna make you PROUD, daddy. I'm gonna make you so PROUD.

I'm gonna make you PROUD, daddy.
I'm gonna make you so PROUD.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like when girls call me daddy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the same when it's tom green though

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 28-year-old man! I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say chicken sendwich with a canadian accent because of that scene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say chicken sendwich with a canadian accent because of that scene

      >sandwich
      Watch the scene again. He says chicken BURGER.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proud?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proud!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to cum in my little sister's porridge.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He can't run backwards as fast as I can

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That little snippet, like so much else in the movie, is so moronic but hilarious.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this entire movie is so moronic that it's incredible
        i remember randomly getting this movie on VHS when i was a kid, and i loved it ever since
        this and seinfeld are at the core of my personality

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love this movie, I never even watched any Tom Green stuff I just came across this one day and decided to watch it. It actually gets funnier whenever I hear someone complain about how much they hated it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            same
            i don't even really like his stuff outside of this movie, i think what makes it funny for me is having rip torn there, without him, it wouldn't be anywhere as good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daddy would you like some sausages?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE BABY
    INSIDE YOUR BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can stick it in your bum bum

      you can put the cheese in your bum

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S A MOLESTER!

    HE'S A CHiiiIIIiiIiIiIiIiIIIiiiiIiIiIiLD MOLESTERRR!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that delivery cracks me up every time kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention the screaming, throwing Freud's? head through the window and leaping like some sort of cat man up on to the desk and out with dramatic angles, and the fricking shot of him with his hands up "creeping" down the stairs like a Dracula outside as rip torn yells after him.

        Freddy Got Fingered is fricking incredible.

        >I SAY GENEVA, YOU HEAR HELSINKI?!!
        >WE'RE TALKING 40 MILLION FUUUCKING DEUTSCHMARK HERE, BOB!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT
        >THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT
        Another dumb scene that will never not make me laugh like a moron.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DING!
      >DONG!

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tom green is not funny and never has been (in my opinion)

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reinvent the comedy wheel
    >tons of people now suckling at your creative teat
    >get a big movie
    >shit out a funny prank on the studio
    >say sayonara and start the first influential podcast
    >lose all your money just talking to old Cinemaphile /b/tards all day on camera
    >invite round your friends and talk about conspiracy theories and jokes
    >peace out again
    >resurface just travelling around with your dog and getting boozed up
    >chill out on your farmland

    its so funny he could have been massive and as we was, without trying to, influenced the culture and a frickload of comedians. so based.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip Torn is the one who saves this movie for me. Every scene with him is pitch perfect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      agree, some of the tom scenes can be funny, like the deer one, but without rip this would be very bad and unfunny

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah no shit the friction of their dynamic is where the comedy is generated. That's like saying The Odd Couple wouldn't be good without Jack Lemmon. No duh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          more than 30% of the movie is without rip torn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The deer scene is one of the weakest, low IQ, pure slapstick scenes in the entire movie, you're a confirmed mongoloid moron if you're out here saying Rip Torn not only makes the movie but that Tom's best scene is the deer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The deer scene is a beautiful punchline!

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only see 1 LeBaron

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Father, I have prepared sausages for dinner tonight.

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