I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO

I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek 2 ripped this off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't invent the Bonnie Tyler song.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant Shrek 2 ripped off using this particular song during an action climax.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Footloose??

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO HELP, I AM ALIVE-ACK!
    Johnny will never be a human

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The courts say otherwise.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's binary. He can't be human

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That scene broke me as a child.
      When they hit into his eye with the crowbar as he begs them to stop.

      https://i.imgur.com/5FOmFWp.jpg

      I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO

      And then this happens. Perfection.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That scene broke me as a child.
        >When they hit into his eye with the crowbar as he begs them to stop.
        Same. It was on par with Mufasa's death.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Los locos kick your ass!
    Los locos kick your face!
    Los locos kick your balls into outer space!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superior to the original.

      This is a large part of why^

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The second one is superior because they traded Ally Sheedy and Steve Gutteberg for the infinitely more talented Fisher Stevens and Michael McKean.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are both heckin valid as well.
          McKean is also the last regular cast member of Laverne & Shirley left alive. Impressive.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brownface
    no thanks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fricking robot

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricked prime Ally Sheedy
    He's a hero in my book!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ally Sheedy
      To paraphrase an old joke about her, how did someone whose name sounds like a tenet of Islam get so popular back in the 80s?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short Circuit 2 > Short Circuit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure this is the general consensus. (and we are right)

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the intro.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoyed it as a kid but i think id hate it now

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino of the highest order.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honest question, why don't omen get nostalgic about shit like this or in general.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The second film has a lot of tension in it with the thugs and him dying and running our of robot juice in the denouement. Shit's scary for a little kid.

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