I'm honestly done with decompression. I want my stories moving at breackneck speed.

I'm honestly done with decompression. I want my stories moving at breackneck speed. I want comic BOOKS, not storyboards.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have sideburns like logan

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even movies do that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because the people who wanted to make comics like movies don't seem to understand either medium that well

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to colossus? Why did he stop dating kitty?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't read it because Marc Guggenheim is a bad writer but she left him at the altar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's a bawd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kitty became too old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol holy crap I forgot all about this game! And I owned it!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I want my stories moving at breackneck speed
    Examples?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NTA, comics prior to 2000, with some exceptions of course, like Buisicks Avengers which managed to be loaded with text, had 36 panels on every page and still managed to drag one mediocre ass story on for years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        like bendis?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bendis, the writer?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, it’s its own special hell. It’s got every single 90’s color and font excess too- just with Iron Man. He’s a fricking eyesore every time he shows up. Continuity wonks love it, though, because it fixed some shit or whatever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Examples?
      Basically everything up until the early 200's. OP's example is something that should only been 1 or 2 panels, but was made to take up the page with a bunch of pointless copying and pasting.

      Not even movies do that.

      No, most movies have far better pacing. TV on the other hand now suffers a similar problem, but instead use camera tricks to make it look like more is happening than actually is. Subplots that don't add anything significant, mostly just characters standing around talking about something that doesn't matter at all to the main plot are commonly added so actors who get paid less are given more screen time, both to ensure more episodes are needed to resolve the overarching soap opera plot, and keep costs down.

      Never realized Logan was a midget. I knew he was short but not like this.

      I mean, Wolverine is like 5'3" and Colossus is 6'6". Both of their heights seem perfectly fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TV shows are also written like long movies now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that’s why TV now has prestige instead of being looked down upon as b-list shit where every episode is the same.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I've seen that pic before. It's really, painfully true.

          Yeah, that’s why TV now has prestige instead of being looked down upon as b-list shit where every episode is the same.

          No, it "has prestige" because movie theaters are finally dying out, and most TV shows are starting to have the production value that rival movies.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then go read old comics. There’s 90 years worth of material to comb through.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never realized Logan was a midget. I knew he was short but not like this.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really interested in the subject: what current comics have a full story's worth of content every issue?
    The only one that comes to mind is The Goon, but it's recently ended it's latest run.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Copra
      Supposedly Red Room

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2014 Moon Knight comic
      Batman Adventures
      Top 10

      These are the first that come to mind for me.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It works for that page because it's for a joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok then, this is a question for you and OP and everyone else. What happens if it was like this, would it still have worked? And if not, why not?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Remove panels 2 & 3.
        Then rewrite it to be 1 panel.
        Then make the plot about action, not breakfast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The size and placement of panels subconsciously informs the reader how much time is going from one panel to the other. By putting Wolverine's two panels looking at Kitty and Piotr on one row, it makes it seem like he's looking at both of them faster. By having each panel take their own row, it tells you that he looks at one for a second and then looks at the other for a second. More panels on the same row will make it seem more rapid. I forget which book went over this but it had a couple good examples.

        The joke is that he's processing it slowly and calmly, through scent and sight and gives a calm confirmation that he knows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The size and placement of panels subconsciously informs the reader how much time is going from one panel to the other. By putting Wolverine's two panels looking at Kitty and Piotr on one row, it makes it seem like he's looking at both of them faster. By having each panel take their own row, it tells you that he looks at one for a second and then looks at the other for a second. More panels on the same row will make it seem more rapid. I forget which book went over this but it had a couple good examples.

      The joke is that he's processing it slowly and calmly, through scent and sight and gives a calm confirmation that he knows.

      I'm just not into the whole beat panels thing. The humor comes off as childish,

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately, Logan's like 4 feet tall in that image, light switches are never up too high and doorways are generally around 6 feet tall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he sitting?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he is.

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