>I'm John Halo, UNSC

>I'm John Halo, UNSC

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you know, from Reach City! and I love fighting aliens and getting naked

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that face really something you can sell a tv series on?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its crazy that they didn't think that the iconic helmet that the series is recognised for would be way more appealing than some literally who d-list celebrity's ugly mug.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its prob just microsoft being their own culturally out of touch selves and not demanding anything sensible from the production team

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        just readin about the show atm, apparently he takes the helmet off in the first episode?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He spends more time without helmet than wearing it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is frickin hilarious. how out of touch can the producers be

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The producers have openly said they are trying to piss off Halo fans because that's not the audience they want. They are intentionally ignoring all prior Halo media and basically just doing their own thing with a thin Halo paint job.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's the point of alienating the original fanbase in an attempt to get a new audience... when you already have a giant audience to begin with. if your job is to adapt the source material... why not adapt the source material. does it come down to hubris thinking you could just do better? just absolutely baffling
                this show is going to get cancelled

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this show is going to get cancelled
                Unfortunately people are hate watching it right now so it will get at least one more season

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is the corporate mindset in a nutshell, or at least it has been my entire life. management class needs number go up forever, and you don't do that by keeping your established fans happy. it's a purely greed based mentality, in their eye theres no profit to be made unless you can expand the number of consumers.

                of course you can obviously make money selling updated versions of the already liked product to your base but the vultures who run the corpo world do not give a frick about you or the IP they decided to ruin, it's all just muh number go up. to add insult, they are so out of touch they cannot comprehend that you, the established fan, won't like nu-halo because LOOK IT SAYS HALO RIGHT THERE.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its obvious it was made to piss people off. Your loosh is being harvested daily.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This dude looks more like Sergeant Stacker from Halo CE to Halo Reach

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sticking to the source material is for nerds, chuds and nerdy chuds

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't afraid of anything

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen the webms of him fricking some blonde lady. I have absolutely no clue what the context is, but it doesn't matter because there's no possible way that such a scene could make it into a faithful adaptation. It's all a big joke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry gamer nerd but this show isn't meant for you

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the hell were they thinking?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that good goy consooomers will just consume their slop and not complain

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like an israeli puppet dictator installed in an eastern european country

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Putin?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys gotta protect your ships better. They are sinking like hotcakes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are hotcakes known for sinking? you might want to take a few more ESL classes before tackling analogies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      THROW THE israelite DOWN THE WELL

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only played the first game, but can you lads tell me which of the sequels had an interracial gay couple in it? just curious, ty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reach and Guardians

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >14 years of 343
    >now this
    has a franchise ever been intentionally killed like this? just let it die already fricks sake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just two more weeks

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But you can call me Johnny Green Demon

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they let people who obviously hate things work on them?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GAY SPARTANS
    >BUTTFRICKING SPARTANS
    >BLIND homosexual SPARTAN
    >BLIND ALBINO Black person SPARTAN

    Imagine if they cut 90% of all this shit and just made it John fight elites like in ep1. Even if it was 10000% shit CGI it was still 1000000% better than the rest of this dogshit. Imagine getting ur hands on this IP and frick it up like this. Oh well its 2024, everything is shit so w/e.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry chud, its about the message. Grow up

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