>Constantly told this is one of the worst movies ever made
>Finally bite the bullet and watch it for the first time
>End up being one of the best blockbusters Ive seen in a decade
Are Star Wars fans unironically moronic?
I'm never listening to you guys again
>dude just erode and erase everything that was set up in seven so that nine has absolutely nothing to work with lmao!
>Time skip 5 years after TLJ
>Kylo Ren has been a tyrannical leader who hunts resistence members with the knights of ren
>Rey has been training young young force users to restart the jedi order again
>Rey, the resistance and the force users kill the knights of ren and Rey spares Kylo Ren and he becomes an exile
>Jedi order finally restored
>happily ever after
I literally just came up with this on the fly and it is miles better than Episode 9.
You are moronic if you think ThEir wAs nOtHiNg tO wOrK wiTh
>lets just time skip ahead and have a shit ton of plot development
Good trilogy moron.
And the Rey vs Kylo fight is going to be a real nail biter. I wonder who is going to win?
>lets just time skip ahead and have a shit ton of plot development
...do you forget that Empire ends with Luke as a failed apprentice who got his cheeks clapped by Vader, only for RotJ to immediately begin with him as a wizened, full-fledged Jedi Knight?
No. Because that didn't happen. He only becomes a full-fledged Jedi after defeating Vader. All that really happened in the interim is his powers grew.
Knights of Ren vs Rey and Force users could have been good. Kylo already lost to Rey in TFA so JJ Abrams screwed that before TLJ.
Anything would have been better than rEy pALpaTiNe LOL
They literally just added that because moronic fans were obsessed with Reys parents.
I'm not defending RoS. It's unmitigated shit as well and Rey Palpatine was probably the worst thing they could have gone with.
>I literally just came up with this on the fly and it is miles better than Episode 9.
Not really. What they should’ve done is have Rey join Kylo in Episode 8, and have them conquer the galaxy in Episode 9 and have kids, with the Skywalker bloodline being the only force users and ruling over everything.
hi Ryan
>Are Star Wars fans unironically moronic?
Yes. But you're even more moronic for liking this slop.
My favorite part was when the aliens got btfo by rose and finn riding around on the animals or whatever. Pure cinema
my favorite part is when they minimized and basically erased the only black dude main character on the poster for China. and Disney is also trying to pretend like it's woke
>blockbuster
Ask me how i know you're a mongoloid
I unironically liked the twist, having another palpatina would've been (and in the end was) lame
The romance between rey and kylo was anime fanfic level and the Poe subplot and the casino subplot were just lame
Dude, can you at least brush your teeth after eating all that shit?
Star Wars fans unironically love eating shit and hate the Last Jedi because it didn't feed them predictable hugbox goyslop
The last Jedi is the most goyslop of all the Star Wars movie. JJ had a lot of sway with the force awakens and him working with kasden on the screenplay gave it credibility. A director like Rian has absolutely no push against a studio like Disney. The last Jedi is when Disney took the gloves off and ruined it with its bullshit.
>JJ had a lot of sway with the force awakens and him working with kasden on the screenplay gave it credibility.
You're an idiot. Force Awakens was the biggest snake oil salespitch in recent history. They rolled 2 billion on a fricking copypaste script.
The force awakens was exactly what Star Wars needed in 2015. I think it’s incredibly easy to look back with hindsight and call it a rip off of episode 4 but you have to remember where Star Wars was back then. The prequels were hated and it was up to JJ to recapture the spirit of the original series while introducing new characters. Audiences were much more willing to accept a remake of episode 4 with the promise that the next movies will build upon it and go in a new direction. The last Jedi then decided to not build upon it and completely throw out what JJ built up in the sake of “subverting expectations”. The force awakens did exactly what it needed to.
>The force awakens was exactly what Star Wars needed in 2015.
You are part of the problem.
Yeah let's do the exact same thing as Star Wars 1977 except replace Luke with a Mary Sue, Vader w/ an emo self-cutter, Han with a geriatric Han, and R2-D2 with a Black person. Exactly what we needed.
>End up being one of the best blockbusters Ive seen in a decade
Have you only watched bottom of the barrel capeshit. Because this movie was trash. Director thought he was so smart "subverting expectations" by making most of the movie boring filler nonsense that felt like episodes of a TV show.
I'm just gonna say it.
I don't believe you.
This movie has not a single redeeming quality other than its multi million dollars production values. Story, characters, choreography... Everything is an absolute dumpsterfire.
and how much do you get paid to shill this massive failure?
>End up being one of the best blockbusters Ive seen in a decade
And this is the sad state of movies
Imagine spending money on shills when you could've spend it on good writing
I watched it just to see how terrible it was and I was actually disappointed by it being good. Just felt like another Star Wars movie to me. Nothing special, but perfectly fine entertainment. No idea what's supposed to make it stand out as THE worst.
>I'm never listening to you guys again
DO NOT have a nice day!
Disney marketing is in overdrive right now lmao
Why would Disney be the ones trying to defend this movie after scrapping Duel of the Fates just to please the people who hated TLJ?
I liked it when I watched it in theaters.
Then I listened to youtubers and thought it was the worst thing ever.
Then I rewatched it and realized they were full of shit.
Then I read the script for the planned episode 9 (before they scrapped it in favor of pandering in Rise of Skywalker) and realized that Star Wars fans truly are world-class levels of moronic.
Frick off shill
>mfw my expectations were subverted
You understand that Rian is making the movie for Disney right? It doesn’t matter how talented he is at the end of the day it’s up to Disney to make the final decision on what’s in the movie. Disney specifically chose a guy like Rian so they could push him around and incorporate their agenda within his script. Rian also deep down knows it’s a piece of shit. In the behind the scenes documentary he whispered to his PA on set “I was looking at the dailies yesterday and the movie just doesn’t track.” And he’s right the movie just doesn’t track. But he has to make the movie on disneys dime so he has no say on fixing it.
Oh ok, now I'm glad to know he didn't write and direct the movie. It was always the Mouse with a gun to his head.
If he's a writer then I'm queen of England
>look mom I posted my epic bait thread again!
Frick off homosexual.
Kylo Ren sucks, Snoke sucks, the woman sucks
watching mouseBlack folk desperately try to shill their slop in dozens of threads is peak hilarity. the house of mouse is in flames.
TLJ was trash and everyone who likes it is a braindead NPC