> I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
Seriously, how do you respond?
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Only correct answer
Tarantino could never think of a line this good
Didn't he write it?
yeah in most part but, and Im guessing, Rodriguez did the final script.
The scene at the beginning in the store is classic Tarantino dialogue
Yep. It's the reason why years later people thought he was the author of The Book With No Name, btw.
Wat
Ok gib
You're hot babe but the reference to dog shit ruins it for me. I decline.
same, i literally think of accidentally stepping in dogshit to stop myself from cumming too early when having sex
love i'll cum and fall asleep and then in the post-nut clarity just leave. stop putting sex on a pedestal.
Vampire magic bullshit might stop me from harming the vampire that turned me, but it won’t stop me from raping them
you having been drained of blood will doofus
no blood = no boner
I would do whatever she says but get a very disrespectful tattoo about her on my chest and never tell her or explain it but when some vampire hunter comes into the bar I shout THIS TATTOO MEANS YOU'RE A b***h HAHAHA
then she turns into dust, totally worth it
make a webm
George can barely contain himself, can't blame him
Behave yourself lowly dog!
>Sex Machine
>absolutely stunned at that ass
>George Clooney
>every reaction known to man from that ass
>Fred Williamson
>best cigar ever
Wherever I go, I must also coom.
Peak Salma is peak feminine beauty.
>an obese old prostitute
wow that sure is peak beauty
>donut holster
>best with bagels!
hwat the deuce?!
SEX
Oh my peepee!
>you will lick the dog shit from the soles of my feet
was quentin speaking out his desires in this scene?
by shoving a stake in her chest
Is From Dusk Till Dawn kino?
Yes
only if you're the kind of moron that likes tarantino flicks
its a Rodriguez joint
im aware
The exterior shot with the back of the pyramid was kino.
kinda spoiled the ending
Why
I guess it isnt a spoiler. just when you watch it the first time its a good ending to see they pretty much fought off an entire nest of vampires
Yes and Salma Hayek was shaped like a human reptile. Maybe vampires from Quetzalcoatl or something like that.
Rodriguez really fleshed out the mythology of the dusk till dawn vamps in the tv show
>low tier slaves in the Mexican hell they originate from
>10 of em escape and establish a vampire empire with the Aztecs
>vampires but more snake than bat
>Santanico Pandemonium is essentially the head jailer trapped in the pyramid/Titty Twister that keep the gate to their home hell dimension locked
Honestly, the movie is among my twenty favorite movies. Should I watch the series? It sounds a bit complex when you describe it.
If you enjoyed the movie go for it mind you then first season does drag for 3 or 4 episodes until they reach the Titty Twister.
2nd and 3rd season are very fun and the entire cast is great.
You'd think Zac Busey as Sex Machine wouldn't work but it does.
she was more like a snake than she was a bat that's how she was sacrificed by the Mayans they threw in a pit full of snakes
It's fun.
Its better to catch people off guard because its two different movies and this is the middle piece that connects them
Not kino, but incredibly enjoyable.
it's enjoyable
I wouldn't say a single word to her.
I would listen to what she had to say, and that's what no-one did.
clooney ruled so hard in this movie. he should have done more stuff like this.
>how do you respond?
Would she still do this if I just started jerking off furiously right there?
oh no that sounds awful but I guess I have no choice haha
>Strike at her heart!
>Tarantino cast himself in this role solely so he could lick Salma Hayek's feet
based
I would politely decline
I wouldn’t say a single word to her.
I would lick dog shit off her boots and that’s what slaves did.
>That's gonna drain my balls completely!
I think this movie is the most influential vampire movie of the last 30 years...although that's not saying much. Within the b-series genre it is Kino
>> I'm not gonna drain you
omg drain gang reference?
>Do you have a younger sister or maybe daughter who could take your place?
Does anyone remember what it was like to see this movie for the first time without having any idea that it was a vampire movie?
It felt like a bamboozle, same deal with the Matrix and Fight Club. The internet was much smaller in scale and most people irl did not spoil movies like that as a social courtesy. Same thing with The Sixth Sense, people actually kept their mouths shut and did not spoil anthing until after it was out for awhile.
Quit putting b***hes on a pedestal and have some self respect, anon.
just rewatched that movie the other day
Felt like it didn't know if it wanted to be a goofy action movie or a horror.
>ridiculously goofy Black person does some fancy martial art and literally rips out the heart of some vampire
>despite fighting off dozens of vamps 5 seconds ago gets bitten by one guy and immediately transforms, despite that other guy and the priest taking hours to turn
Overall a fun movie but there were quite a few weird moments.
The part where a guy has a dick gun didn’t clue you in that it wasn’t meant to be serious?
no it's the opposite, I thought it was mostly a goofy action movie but then there were horror moments that felt out of place.
Uhhm sauce? asking for a friend
>sauce
From twilight to sunrise
Do vampires poop?
I accept but only if I get to drink your piss
How do you find wife like that?
oh I'm sorry what were you saying?
no thanks
forgot image
the scene where they first enter the titty twister is awesome