I'm not joking... did CERN frick with our reality?

I'm not joking... did CERN frick with our reality?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the world got significantly more moronic in a decade
    Yup.
    Amazingly all the kids are now obese and non sex havers are 1/3 to 1/2 of the population and the thing that really obsesses them is the age gaps of the sex havers they’re not.

    Mouse utopia, increasingly delusional navel gazing, inability to build toward anything because the slow realization that there’s no future to build toward creeps in. You’ll be alone, no family, can’t buy a house, jobs are all meaningless treadmills for a bigger tv you don’t need.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >increasingly delusional navel gazing
      Speak for yourself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      go outside

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? It's brown out there.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And people treated it like he was a weirdo creep.
    This was before the era of "white males deserve death for literally anything".

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was handled OK in the movie, mostly because they paint the character of Scott as much more of an autistic dweeb than he is in the comics.
    It's clear from his other work that Bryan O'malley is a complete creep. I wouldn't be surprised if he made knives 17 because he was similarly obsessed with some asian child at the time.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're sitting on the bench together in the park
    >she turns to him and says something like him being the best guy she's ever been with
    >his completely genuine response is "that's sad"
    even he thinks he's a piece of shit

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was 17.9 years old with a body count in the double digits you sick frick

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't live based on other people's opinions, do you anon? Why?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't 16 more broadly within age of consent than territories where it isn't? Even in America, I see more states with 16 than 18.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well now the social justice trend is that if you date a woman 2 years or younger than you then you're a pedo chud. Women dating younger men is hecking empowering though :^)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it? maybe if you're like 19 or 20 as they'd be in high school or fresh out of it. seems stupid imo

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did CERN frick with our reality
    What does Japan's vidya rating board have to do with anything?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    those same people are legalizing pedophilia right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      by design. welcome to 1984

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    17 years old for an Asian is like being 12 for a white woman
    They should have made her Hispanic . A Hispanic 17 year old is basically 30 in white years

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott was supposed to be a loser, that's why he was dating a 17 year old

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >loser
      >dating and impregnating a beautiful
      What a loser

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        The genre of zoomer that refuses to process anything they read is going to become an issue for society at large. Scott dates (a strong word, considering picrel) Knives because he’s tired of the complication of dating adult women who expect a lot from him. Since Knives is a high schooler, she thinks everything he does is automatically cool and impressive. He’s playing childish games with a teenager because he doesn’t want to face being an adult.

        , Scott's a selfish loser

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he was an butthole who couldn't commit, just like Ramona.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dated a 17 year old when I was 26 and nobody cared. I think that only people on twitter care, and I've never used that website since it's just for people to promote their shitty businesses and brow beat each other

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The genre of zoomer that refuses to process anything they read is going to become an issue for society at large. Scott dates (a strong word, considering picrel) Knives because he’s tired of the complication of dating adult women who expect a lot from him. Since Knives is a high schooler, she thinks everything he does is automatically cool and impressive. He’s playing childish games with a teenager because he doesn’t want to face being an adult.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dating adult women who expect a lot from him.
      From my experience that means they want you to give up on your dreams and hobbies so that you work two part time jobs to pay for their $200 haircuts and boring and expensive dates. Then they complain that you don't spend enough time with them because you're working 60 hours a week and leave you to date a drug dealer or start an OnlyFans.

      I went and got my degree and a career after dating a string of "adult women" in my 20s and now understand that 2D > 3D.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pic feels more like a east vs west thing, since Silent Voice movie was directed by a woman and the original manga was by a woman.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You experienced all that? Wow, what a cuck.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Romance For Men
        >example was created by a woman
        I’m sorry, but you’re indulging in the same type of escapism Scott does. There are a
        lot of trashy prostitutes in the world (I’ve known my fair share), but completely giving up on love because of them isn’t a victory. Having trust issues isn’t easy, I have my own, but I hope you can heal a little and not sink into the 3DPD pit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, hole.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but completely giving up on love because of them isn’t a victory. Having trust issues isn’t easy, I have my own, but I hope you can heal a little and not sink into the 3DPD pit
          No anon, at some point people need to know when to give up. I'm not going to delude myself to make you feel better.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Was Hamill high or something

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              that was filmed right after he saw the ending of the last jedi

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rian spiked his weed with coke.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That image
        A Silent Voice was not about romance in any shape you absolute fricking moron. It's about a guy trying to make up for his past sins of being a bully to someone disabled, he doesn't get with her or anything, in fact that'd be pretty tasteless. I swear people don't watch or even read a plot summary of the shit they use in these arguments.

        But if that was meant to be a troll image, it's really well done, got me hook line and sinker

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't get with her or anything, in fact that'd be pretty tasteless
          >I swear people don't watch or even read a plot summary of the shit they use in these arguments
          The fricking irony of THIS post

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and now understand that 2D > 3D.
        There comes a time in every mans life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1Oh4CUk.jpg

      I'm not joking... did CERN frick with our reality?

      >emotionally exploiting an inexperienced teenager out of selfish gain/boredom
      so what twitter morons actually dont like and freak out about with age gaps, and you, just as illiterate comprehension like the twitter homosexual morons didnt get that scott is actually depicted as a shithead for doing so

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen 16 is the age of consent most places
    >And most people have fricked by or before then
    We used to play songs on the radio about how much we wanted to frick 16 year olds
    >What I'm saying is yes Cern fricked us and only the nuclear cube is going to set things right.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really moronic that in some states the age of consent is 18 and in others 16. Yeah, I know, the whole idea is that states can be very much independent in their laws, but this is one of the things that should honestly be equalized on the federal level.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >states should be able to govern themselves
        >except when it comes to issues that actually matter

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Age of consent is objective. The number is somewhat arbitrary, but there's an obvious case where it's way too high and is basically infantilizing.
          18 is way too high. 16 year olds should be considered adults. Pushing the adulthood to 18 is partly what caused such an infantile society.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So live in a state that agrees with you on that.
            Do you know why it's called the United States? The whole idea is that it's supposed to be a collection of self-governing bodies held together by a small federal government. The states have already had like 90% of their power sucked up into the fed over the past 2 centuries, they don't need more taken away.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just move out of California or Utah. I'm not a lolbert, but AOC is a stupid hill to die on for seizing people's individual choice in government. It'd be better used to ban grains, sugars, or industrial oils from the food supply. Those are things people unironically shouldn't be allowed to make or eat in the USA due to intergenerational damage from their consumption.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So live in a state that agrees with you on that.
          Do you know why it's called the United States? The whole idea is that it's supposed to be a collection of self-governing bodies held together by a small federal government. The states have already had like 90% of their power sucked up into the fed over the past 2 centuries, they don't need more taken away.

          There's an overarching issue tho.
          Even if you don't live in California, even if you're don't live in the US, there's a shit ton of muh she was only seventino and a half and age gap crap all around the relevant world. California influences everything around the world. It's fricking destructive.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine thinking the solution to a problem is allowing the federal government to control more aspects of our lives

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're overrating the influence. I've seen that adults from 20s to 60s WILL think it's odd or leaves room for exploitation, but no one is gonna push it very hard if you present your position with confidence or if they're just batshit crazy. Don't waste your time with batshit crazy people.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >or if they're just batshit crazy
              *unless they're batshit crazy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            17 year olds being taboo has been a social norm for like 30 years. California didn't invent the idea that people want to frick prime pussy, moron. You only think that because we've infantilized women in the past few decades to the point that a 17 year old has the brain of a 12 year old.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get sugar and I dont really use oils
          But why grains? Even integral grain? Doesnt that get rid of a huge amount of fooda?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's probably some grain-product in the US at least that has nutritional value, but the vast majority is barely above pop-tarts. Grains in general as presented to the public are just nutrient-deficient, spike insulin, and induce cravings. Unless you're making the bread yourself or buying it from a local source, I'd say it's beneath the standard of acceptability for public health.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get the industrial oils (translation: vegetable oils) but sugar and grain? Like these things have been a staple of the human diet since forever. Drinking 2 gallons of corn syrup per day isn't the same as sugar.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We honestly need to raise the age of consent to 25 and perform mandatory abortions on any birthing person under that age that does turn pregnant. We need fewer breeders.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything your image shows that people turn moronic when they delay or miss major developmental milestones (see also: Cinemaphile) so people should be having more kids earlier.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are so moronic with age of consent, Toronto has the age of consent at 16. Plus a ton of states have 17 as the age of consent too. People need to get off their high horse and frick high school girls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Government vouchers for virgins to frick highschool girls. The families of the girl are awarded a small stipend and the girl gets $1000 out into an account for college.
      There i solved the virginity crisis.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHE WAS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA YOU SICK FRICK

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the left became really stupid and annoying so the right decided to join them because they 'started it'. be arsed with the lot of them. smartphones are to blame, not the hadron collider

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always see people here say "they" are trying to make pedophilia more acceptable with things like cuties but then go on to say the same people are against big age gap relationships like that. Which is it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they want adults abusing children and also adults not reproducing, wheres the contradiction?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you, a, in this hypothetical, straight normal male want? What they want is the opposite of that. That is the heuristic. So they will want both and neither at the same time depending on who they're speaking to.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile is one person
      Cuties debacle was total moronation, and mods banning it was mighty cringe.
      Saying that, Cuties was girls around 12 to 14 age. No one is arguing that's fine in the thread. OP is about a 17 year old, and general consensus is that 16 is the age of consent to go.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actresses in Cuties were visibly prepubescent and lacked mature sex characteristics.
      Age gap relationships have reasons to naturally occur because men value women's fertility and neoteny while women value security in a man, which generally happens later into his career.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuties freakout spergs are moronic and don't even realize the movie is actually against little girls dancing around in spandex, but more in a left-wing "omg it's so hard to be a refugee woman caught between one patriarchal society that wants to control our bodies and another that objectifies them, apologize right now boyim" way and not just the right-wing "THAYT'S DE-GENER-AT!!!!!!!!!!" way

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She was 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes old, you sick frick!

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, but feminists did.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, even back in 2010 the comics were clearly framing Scott as a loser for dating a 17-year old. They make it pretty obvious that it's Scott's coping mechanism after being dumped by Envy (who goes on to have successful music career and leaves Scott in the dust, as he's still an unemployed loser playing in an unknown band).
    The comics and movie both state on numerous occasions that Scott and Knives have never kissed or had sex either, so people wouldn't think the relationship was too gross or predatory.

    Things have definitely changed in the last decade but you don't need to go rewriting the past either. Am*ricans have always been weirdly uncomfortable with age gaps that would be benign in all other countries.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with all your statements in the last paragraph, but why do you know so many things about scott fricking pilgrim to begin with

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the movie when it came out and speedread the comic a month ago when they announced an anime adaptation so I could shitpost on Cinemaphile.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's canadian though

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