>I'm heading down there as soon as possible.
>That's very brave of you Mr. Cameron.
>Well, the Deepsea Challenger is built to reach those depths. Shouldn't be a problem at all.
>Mr. Cameron, do you think you'll be able to rescue the Oceangate Submersible in time?
>The what?
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HIS NAME IS JAMES CAMERON
He's selling the rights to 5 dead bodies when claims them as up for grabs property in international waters.
What would he do with the bodies
Transfer his consciousness to them like in Avatar
With a Logitech controller?
If the batteries work, sure.
Deep sea museum them
It's a trap. The CIA planned it all along. They are going to JFK him under the sea.
The sea is James Cameron’s domain. They would be foolish to try
I'm in.
Gentlemen, I believe I can be of some assistance.
Not only that, it holds the record for the deepest manned dives in all five oceans. Regardless, he has better things to do, like finishing half life 3
How the hell did Gaben get mixed up in this?!
This is like the Holocaust for rich adventurers.
and that's a GOOD thing
Until we end up with another Israel.
Same way that a cheap $30 controller is connected to the sub.
He's the only person fat enough to sink the sub with his weight alone.
Fat floats. It's the exact opposite; they'll tie him to the outside of the sub so it'll resurface.
>accidentally include a woman as part of the rescue crew
>leave them alone for an hour
>walk back in the compartment
>OH BLOODY HELL PETER, YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN!
>camera pans in on his face as he smiles and shrugs with blood all over him
James' sub looks like a spaceship compared to the literal sardine can the morons used go go down.
The cost of this one trip for the Pakis was 500K. This was going to cover a lot of the building cost. I'm guessing the 2 white guys didn't pay shit because they were friends.
>Just about the time I hit the bottom of the ocean, my wife Suzy called. She had commandeered the communication system and she called me. So, here I am, in the most remote place on Planet Earth, that’s taken all this time and energy and technology to reach, and I feel like the most solitary human being on the planet, completely cut off from humanity, no chance of rescue, in a place that no human eyes have ever seen, and my wife calls me, which of course was very sweet, but let that be a lesson to all men. You think you can get away, but you cannot.
Why didn't any of those 5 people bring a phone lmao
They communicate with sonar
The system was disabled by whatever happened 1 hour and 45 minutes into their descent
>literally
>Why didn't any of those 5 people bring a phone lmao
One of the rules is you aren't allowed to bring any devices because it takes away from the adventure
Terrestrial cell tower radio waves do not travel more than a few miles offshore, let alone through 13,000 feet of water
light doesn't travel through water so good
Avatar 3 is now dedicated to those billionaires
I'm in
The only man brave enough to open the sub at this point.