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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I always left out?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feeling your mom's boobs in her sleep doesn't make you a serial killer, anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you find that out the hard way?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ask Mr serial killer over there, not me.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You seem to be the one with knowledge on the subject

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you atleast line the shit up so I know who is supposed to be who ?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're gonna need a chubby one as comedic relief

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the monk in the top right?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if Charles Cullen was a serial killer

    then so was fricking andrew cuomo and he would top all of these guys

    what a stupid list

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Takes one to know one

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Big Ed Kemper

    >7ft tall
    >300 lbs
    >140 IQ
    >lets himself get caught only because the thrill of the chase got boring
    >plays FBI profilers by faking his own suicide

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's proof that in another era we would have been ruled by absolute psycho freaks. Born too late to be a warlord in ancient times, born too early to be a marauder chieftan in mad max future

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's proof that in another era we would have been ruled by absolute psycho freak
        >another era
        uhhhhhhh, anon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bundy got all the hottest girls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was also genuinely handsome in his youth

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kemper manipulated and physically intimidated Mullin, who, at 5 feet 9 inches (1.75 m), was a foot shorter than him. Kemper stated that "[Mullin] had a habit of singing and bothering people when somebody tried to watch TV, so I threw water on him to shut him up. Then, when he was a good boy, I'd give him peanuts. Herbie liked peanuts. That was effective because pretty soon he asked permission to sing. That's called behavior modification treatment."[61]
      Manletbros how do we recover from this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kemper manipulated and physically intimidated Mullin, who, at 5 feet 9 inches (1.75 m), was a foot shorter than him. Kemper stated that "[Mullin] had a habit of singing and bothering people when somebody tried to watch TV, so I threw water on him to shut him up. Then, when he was a good boy, I'd give him peanuts. Herbie liked peanuts. That was effective because pretty soon he asked permission to sing. That's called behavior modification treatment."[61]
      Manletbros how do we recover from this?

      reminder Ed is still alive and look like John Goodman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if big dan took you for a picnic then beat the shit out of you and your friends and squished your frog. Someone that big is bad for your health. Think twice about doing business with someone name big swoll.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          reminder Ed is still alive and look like John Goodman

          This would have made a much better movie than "The House Jack Built"

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It already exists in manga. It's called Satanophany/Satanofani.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who and what is this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariam_Soulakiotis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they not have a picture of her that didn't make her look like a literal specter?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would happily sign over all my worldly possessions and be starved and beaten to death for this cutie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariam_Soulakiotis

      She was small time

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should tell me the names of these people please

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charles Cullen. Pedro Lopez. Luis Garavito. Charles Shipman. Daniel Barbosa. Mariam Saki something Greek. Jack the ripper. Zodiac. Doodler. Monster of florence. I70 killer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harold* shipman

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lex Luthor of serial killer world

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and Charlie would be Joker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking joke. He managed to kill like one or two people. Hurt innocent people like blowing the fingers off a secretary. I agree with his general philosophy but it's shocking to read a former professor and he has trouble stringing together coherent ideas. But I suppose his mind was ruined by mkultra to an extent, at least his ego anyway.
      But at the same time his end game is unattainable which makes the whole thing even worse.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What a fricking joke. He managed to kill like one or two people. Hurt innocent people like blowing the fingers off a secretary. I agree with his general philosophy but it's shocking to read a former professor and he has trouble stringing together coherent ideas. But I suppose his mind was ruined by mkultra to an extent, at least his ego anyway.
        >But at the same time his end game is unattainable which makes the whole thing even worse.

        Idiot.You have to realize he didnt kill in order to create revolution but because he wanted he confess in his diaries all killings is result of anger

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he wanted he confess in his diaries all killings is result of anger
          We already have Sherlock Holmes for that

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This wouldn't actually be the worst idea.
    Its a series of movies about an every man who through a series of unfortunate events gets involved with a crime scene and has to help the team solve the crime for him to prove his innocence. By the end of the movie after he solved the crime he gets a job offer to be a consultant on serial killers.
    (thats the post-credits scene ofc.)
    Then in subsequent films he solves crimes related to serial killers based off of the ones in OPs picture. We get a subtle hint about the next killer(s) in the next film in the post-credit scenes.

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