I'm sorry but Aliens is FRICKING GARBAGE

Why do people even like this movie? Has horrible characters, lots of plot holes, it turned horror kino into action cringe we don't need more SHOOTY SHOOTY movies.

If the first movie introduces "the perfect specimen" then you can't have the 2nd movie be about 5 soldiers killing 10,000 Xenomorphs with rifles. It diminishes their threat. It was already extremely hard for Ripley to get rid of ONE xenomorph in the first movie yet in the 2nd movie they just go around killing them like they are wienerroaches.

Also Newt was a terrible actress like oh my god g irl learn to act, "they mostly come at night, mostly!!" have a nice day YOU LITTLE SHIT. DIE.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to bed Ridley

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always hated the disparity of tension of the creatures in the original VS Aliens, but over the years I've come to appreciate it as its own movie.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    good news OP, Aliens is finally getting its 4k remaster release this very April! painstakingly crafted by James Cameron himself!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How will he ruin it ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone stop him!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Midwit typing a lot of criticslop

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its ridiculous how Ripley went from a simple Warrant Officer in the first movie to an Elite Tier Special Forces Bad Ass in the second movie.

    you must be able to get military training while in hypersleep .... or something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ridiculous how you're too stupid to understand she was just a consultant. Hicks even had to teach her how to use a gun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no shit Sherlock.
        then 10 minutes later she was wielding an assault rifle in one hand, a flame thrower in the other, and a kid under her third arm while killing 10 xenomorphs a minute.
        the elite soldiers couldnt do any of this.

        do people pat you on the head and call you "special"?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >then 10 minutes later she was wielding an assault rifle in one hand, a flame thrower in the other
          It was the same weapon. You're really bad at this, try a different ploy for attention.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >conveniently ignores the fact she was a xeno killing machine when the military failed
            I accept your concession. talk about the gun type some more if you like

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >conveniently forgetting she threatened the eggs which caused the warriors to back off thus negating the need for her to fight off a swarm of aliens.
              You're getting worse at this by the post.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where did you go? Don't you want to parade your tryhard act some more?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All the xenos she killed were in wide open spaces and she had the jump on all of them, the marines had neither. Did you watch the movie?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we don't need more SHOOTY SHOOTY movies.
    But it came out 20 years before you were born.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie. Better than Alien.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just know you prefer alien 3.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing out homosexuals like op is that they can't even put on the appearance of being genuine. Being fake and gay has permeated his existence and soul. No nuance, no subtlety. This is the equivalent of walking around town with a saucepan on your head banging it with a wooden spoon. This thread is an embarrassment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your response op? We're all waiting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't make the thread to argue. I made the thread to state a fact, Aliens sucks. I care little for you guys liking some old garbage movie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit spacing

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you flee from your own thread in embarrassment?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That line was read exactly as it was written. What do you expect?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A crew of GEDs with an old bot that can't take a single blow from a wrench
    >they have no firearms and only shitty candle lighters to scare the xeno
    >In an enclosed environment
    >With 0 Intel on the animal
    Vs.
    >A squad of battle hardened Marines, a lil b***h, an advanced bot, pissed off Ripley, 2179 Hide and seek winner of the year, and a israelite
    >LMGs with built in auto aim, battle rifles firing bullets with the force of a 7.52 mm nuclear explosion, AI powered machine gun turrets, multiple gunships, an APC, and actual military grade flamethrowers
    >With complete Intel on the animal and well in advance

    Literally the only reason they lost is they didn't nuke from orbit to start with. Xenos never win when humanity doesn't fight fair. Problem is some israelite always wants to capture them instead.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, kid but having a contrarian opinion doesn't make you cool

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    0/10 bait OP

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine op is a redditgay who thought this shit would really hit the "Cinemaphileners" where it hurt. I'm getting second had embarrassment from thinking about what kind of little homosexual would make this thread.

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