IM SORRY HOWARD, BUT YOUR WIFES COOKIES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD!
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IM SORRY HOWARD, BUT YOUR WIFES COOKIES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD!
IM SORRY HOWARD, BUT YOUR WIFES COOKIES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD!
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PUT
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN
NOW
AUGHEUAGHEUGHEIAGHEUAGHRUGAHJEUAGH
ITS TURBO TIME!
>LiveLeak
>myspace.com
PUT DAT CEWKIE DAOWN
YOU CANT BENCHPRESS YOUR WAY OUTTA THIS ONE BUDDY!
"Back the frick off! You can't have any of my wife's cookies"
Thomas is such a shit eater.
THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US HANKS!
This disgusting white chudcel showed how strong white racists are in the real world. Pathetic.
kek hanx knows he can't yell at the Black person who actually tripped his wife so just picks a random white kid
>If you try to frick my wife, I'm going to try to frick you when I finally get home. Do you think you can stop me, neighbor?
>you can't mating press your way outta this one pal
I haven't seen the movie in a long time. Why was he in his neighbor's house while the wife is showering and he's eating her cookies?
His son was over the house playing with Arnold's son or watching Turbo Man or whatever. But that's just an excuse. He really was trying to frick.
OOOO HOWARD THESE COOKIES MMMM YUMMMY HOWARD OOOO THESE COOKIES OOOOO
What would you do in this situation?
Firmly and assertively tell him to PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN
NOW
I'd do what I always do and bench press my way out of it.
Epic proportions
WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE
HANG UP MY LIGHTS
EAT MY COOKIES
HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE
PUT THE STAR ON MY TREE
RAISE MY SON
HOUSE YOUR REINDEER IN MY GARAGE
TAKE OVER MY MATTRESS COMPANY
PUT TIRE CHAINS ON MY CAR
>"Andy Dick? It's Arnold. You know what to do."
Ted was a villain ahead of his time, before the manipulative "nice guy" was a thing in the public consciousness.
YOUR WIFE'S LAWN IS SOOOOO GOOD
This is probably my favorite Christmas movie.
Agree, frick Home Alone, Xmas Vacation, and Elf, this is the one that deserves #1 legendary status
What went wrong?
Drugs, threats, rage, and possibly smiles.
according to Rogan, Phil was a huge pothead and would often go in his car to get baked during breaks on Newsradio. that surprised me always figured he was a straight edge guy
>according to Rogan
Stopped reading there
i mean he was on Newsradio with him so I assume he's telling the truth lol not a Rogan fanboy dont even remember who he was interviewing just one of the random episodes i must've listened to a while back when he had a good comedian guest
Yea idk Rogan is just such a meathead it’s hard to know if he’s not just recalling some DMT trip he had or an actual past experience
Normalhomosexuals who buy these magazines are subhuman.
His wife was psychotic and incredibly selfish/controlling, and I believe she was also hooked on a bunch of pills. He seemed like a genuinely good person, but chose his wife poorly unfortunately.
he shoulda married Jan Hooks, his death really affected her which lead to her years of drinking her self to death
best christmas kino. Arnold always delivers
WHAT ABOUT MY WIFES SON?
He doesn't quite hit the NOW right.
this show be what plays at the Weight Watchers meetings when you enter the room
>The Terminator has to buy a doll for Darth Vader to stop Lionel Hutz cucking his wife
Yep, Christmaskino
Sinbad tackling the box, leading to the other Christmas decorations walking over to him to mourn him used to get me every time as kid
>"Howard, I thought your wife's cookies were good. Turns out her milk is even better."
wtf they made a straight to dvd sequel with Larry the Cable Guy years later? this has to be complete dogshit right lol
The tooth fairy sequel with that guy was actually good
>I'm detective Adam Gibson.
>I'm Detective John Kimball
>hey, I'm a police officer
>This holiday puts too much on us Dads. I get Christmas cards on my postal route "Santa can I have a bike?" NO YOUR FATHERS BEEN LAID OFF!! Meanwhile Im here trying to get some turtleman doll for a boy I never get to see because my ex is the devil making me pay impossible alimony while she slept with everyone in the post office BUT ME!!!
How did they got it down to a T?
Houseguest is a good companion piece to Jingle, Phil and Sinbad were kino together