I'm still mad about how they massacred my boy. This is my "sonics arms are not blue" moment.

I'm still mad about how they massacred my boy. This is my "sonics arms are not blue" moment. You can't just treat Black Bolt like a b***h. That's bullshit.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You can't just treat Black Bolt like a b***h
    the comics have been doing it for decades

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You can't just treat Black Bolt like a b***h. That's bullshit.

    you mean, "that's his gimmick"? Because jobbing is black bolt's gimmick. He's too broken to have team fights.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't it just blow his mouthflesh off and go right into her face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not if his mouth is shut with literal magic. how much force does it take to blow open "magic"?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        idk bro he has a lot of force there
        in the first 10 minutes the tentacle monster destroyed the magic chains quite easily

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never saw the movie but I'm surprised how gorey that is.
    I really don't see why The Batman couldn't have been more gruesome like that.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uhmm, sweety, hell hath no fury like a womyn scorned, Wanda is just that powerful when her CHILDREN are on the line, now go back to your video game or whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hell hath no fury like a womyn scorned

      I know it is reddit ironic posting but it still hurts a little bit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone want to spoil me thor and the 2 credit ending? i dont want to watch it rather watch topgun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they revealed the actor who is playing hercules

      >You can't just treat Black Bolt like a b***h. That's bullshit
      Is he supposed to be a big deal? I'm not a capeshit comic expert but I've never heard of him until this movie

      he's really powerful but obscure

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blackagar Boltagon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      higerdy higerthere

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You can't just treat Black Bolt like a b***h. That's bullshit
    Is he supposed to be a big deal? I'm not a capeshit comic expert but I've never heard of him until this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is he supposed to be a big deal?
      He once killed Thanos with a whisper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanos is just worf at this point the only reason he exists is to make other characters look strong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's physically strong/resilient to be able to go toe to toe with Hulk, The Thing, Silver Surfer and Thor. He also flies and desintegrates stuff with his voice (he's immune to this btw). Is in the top echelon of power in Marvel but is pretty obscure, all inhumans are, and rarely used. Similar to Eternals.

      It's like the New Gods from DC, absurdly powerful beings but that rarely appear in the comics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he can destroy planets

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >beware, evil villain with unlimited powers!
    >this exact person is about to use this exact power in this exact way to put a stop to all your shenanigans!
    reed richards might be the smartest man alive, but he's still not smart enough to know when to stfu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he didnt want to kill possessed wanda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything would have gone so much better if he looked at Cap Marvel when he said Black Bolt, Wanda wouldn't even suspect about the ruse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was the smartest MAN alive, which is why his biggest weakness was the intense need to mansplain to any woman he sees. Should have brought the smartest woman alive instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Should have brought the smartest woman alive instead
        Alright, let's just ask women who is the smartest woman alive...
        Oh, according to them, it turns out that all women are the smartest woman alive. They couldn't narrow it down.
        So it looks like obese diabetic Lahshawndruh from Wal-Mart customer service is your new mastermind. I'm sure her plan would have worked flawlessly. I'm sure her 9th-grade education will easily fill in all the gaps created by toxic masculinity or whatever the frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          damn bro did you just respond to that post as if it weren't sarcastic

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so fricking funny how this guy had a full season of a tv show and literally fricking nobody itt has mentioned it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's because the scene where he executes dr strange is cooler than literally any thing that he did on that show

      same with the tuning fork/arm wings, nobody is asking for his tv show outfit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't all the white men treated like that while the women got actual fights?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Weren't all the white men treated like that while the women got actual fights?

      none of the characters in that scene got "actual fights". The men do get actual deaths while the women get to do some turn based jrpg combat. if i was in that group i'd be way more excited to get killed in a cool way like reed bolt or xavier than to get just walloped like marvel and carter.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You can't just treat Black Bolt like a b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair...Maximus is a mind controller of the highest degree

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is she blowing him here? I don't read comics, but this looks like an implied bj

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's framed like it for sure, but she's just bowing to him.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never heard of him before and i doubt most of the people who has seen the movie have.
    the writers could just put their oc characters there and none would be wiser i think

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN BLACKAGAR BOLTAGON

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you know if he didnt die like that nobody will care who the frick he is

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's still not as bad as the tv show.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it's a dude, whose power is screaming loud, come on....

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick cares, i cant believe people actually read and take western comics seriously when manga is far superior in every way

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm still mad about how they massacred my boy. This is my "sonics arms are not blue" moment. You can't just treat Black Bolt like a b***h. That's bullshit.

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