I'm supposed to believe that Al doesn't plow the frick out of Peggy's pussy and butthole 24/7?
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I'm supposed to believe that Al doesn't plow the frick out of Peggy's pussy and asshole 24/7?
I'm supposed to believe that Al doesn't plow the frick out of Peggy's pussy and butthole 24/7?
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You'd understand if you were married lol
So just don’t get married
I married a short redhead and I can attest. after a while, them being pretty just starts pissing you off tbh when they're annoying, manipulative and just overall difficult to deal with.
Sounds like a skill issue
You sound like a young homosexual who hasn’t had any life experience
Send her over to my place bro, I’ll set her straight
Sure thing kiddo. Can’t wait to see your life ruined by a woman ;^)
lol this homie let his life turn to shit over a woman
Speak for yourself. I want to plow my wife every fricking day, multiple times. We've been married 9.5 years, we have 2 kids and we're still fricking on average 3 times a week. I wish it was every day, but we haven't had time for that since the first kid.
Yeah, and I’m the queen of England. Larp harder, homosexual
You're a gay for throwing South Africa under the bus, Your Majesty.
>Yeah, and I’m the queen of England. Larp harder, homosexual
Whatever helps you sleep at night. I happy to frick my wife as often as possible. Sucks shit for you that you can't frick yours.
Holy frick, you guys must either be +60/obese/extremely low T
>but thats the same hole!!
yeah, like any woman has a special fricking pussy lmao
>Holy frick, you guys must either be +60/obese/extremely low T
You're clearly not married nor been in a very long term relationship
Peggy somehow doesn't get bored of Al's dick
She's constantly belittling him 24/7 dipshit
yeah, but she's always up for good fricking, belittling is just a response to Al's refusal of having sex with her, homosexual
Wome are hornier than men.
Women don’t care how shitty a dude is, dick is dick to them. How old are you?
>Women don’t care
And men somehow are? Bro, you're moronic
Again, be in a long term relationship and you’ll understand, child
>t. a zoomie who hasn’t lived with an attractive woman for more than a month
I wish I was this youthful and ignorant sometimes
Familiarity breeds contempt. This is why marriage is always made to look undesirable, it's what the entire show revolves around you fricking moron.
The ignorance of the young never ceases to amaze me. So confidant that you know how the world works. It’s hilarious
He's 19 and already knows everything, okay?!
>t. 30yo impotent
The doctor said I was omnipotent.
Oh my sweet summer child
I hope it happens to (You) too homosexual, but you're probably too gay for a wife.
I remember being like you when I first came here back in 2010 and I was 17. Married with children threads were still a thing back then and I didn’t understand why Al was the way he was towards Peggy either. I’ve been married for 8 years now and I completely understand where he’s coming from. It’ll happen to you whether you like it or not. Marriage is bullshit regardless of what you think you know, but go ahead and do it. You’ll learn
>t. 40 year old kissless virgin
Frick off, Virgil
You are such a homosexual greenhorn. A year of bar crawling would teach any guy that it isn't the actual act of sex but the thrill of the hunt that gets you going. Dumb frick. Literally scrape together 300 bucks and get a motel for a week with your oneitis, frick her nonstop, and tell me you are content. I remember during COVID I managed to snag this literal virgin blonde from Aspen and hotel rooms in California were dirt cheap, so I spent my whole Xmas break banging her. At that point I realized a man never should be or can be content with one woman.
Calm down, big boy. Your cholesterol level is jumping heh
Dude I'm 29 and not fat in the slightest. It is just blatantly obvious to anyone who has spent extended time with vegana available that you don't know what the frick you are talking about. It's like all those people who dream about running their own business thinking they just come in to pick up the check when in reality it's you on the phone with your lawyer seeing who sued you this month, and trying to figure who is stealing from you. And we aren't talking about years with a female available, the shit gets old like 2 weeks into summer vacation together.
This, unfortunately. The struggle is fricking real.
t. married 4 years
>This, unfortunately. The struggle is fricking real.
Please explain
Hard to explain and it’s different for all couples. It’s lots of things.
-You’ve had sex with them a bajillion times and it’s gotten old
-You know they’re the only person you’ll ever have sex with for the rest of your life and it’s not an exciting idea
-You know everything about them and there’s no mystery anymore
-You know they’re not going anywhere so sex loses the “I’m making you mine” element it used to have
-If you’re a degenerate at all and you like sex that’s more taboo/illicit, married sex can feel vanilla since it’s sort of what you’re supposed to be doing
All kinds of shit.
>If you’re a degenerate at all and you like sex that’s more taboo/illicit, married sex can feel vanilla since it’s sort of what you’re supposed to be doing
This shit happened to me.
I got married and totally lost the attraction.
There's something profoundly cringy about having sex with a woman, and knowing that this is exactly what HER parents and YOUR parents are expecting you to be doing, and they're cheering you on.
Shriveled my shit up so fast.
Hmm, I'm in my late 30s and can't get into a ltr...i've pretty much accepted i'm going to prostitute monger my entire life now.
You might as well.
Like literally imagine a woman and on your wedding day you see her dad there, and he knows that you're going to plow his daughter that night, and you know that he knows, and he knows that you know. and he still approves it.
how can i get hard to this simp ass shit.
I get hard to the notion of your father in law watching you plow your wife, if that’s any consolation
>If you’re a degenerate at all and you like sex that’s more taboo/illicit, married sex can feel vanilla since it’s sort of what you’re supposed to be doing
Dammit, I think this might be me. “Making love” to a wife sounds boring as frick. I want love, but I don’t wanna frick a girl I like the way I frick the stupid BPD semen demon bawds I bang.
This. My wife and I were in therapy for years over this shit.
It basically boils down to the idea that once you get married sex has to be fueled by totally different things than what drove your sexual desire prior to that. It’s like you have to rewire your brain to be turned on by how much your wife loves you, by how great it is to have someone that’s gonna stick with you thru thick and thin till you die, by the desire to show how much you love them and are committed to them, by having a safe space to be totally seen by someone you trust, etc.
Which, obviously, is a huge shift from a lifetime of your sexuality being based on validating your ego by fricking new pussy, using sex as a way to mask insecurities, prioritizing physical attractiveness over character, etc. Its hard as hell.
Sounds pretty gay tbqh
It really is. It feels like they’re literally turning you into a woman. I hated it, but I can admit it helped our situation a ton.
>My wife and I were in therapy for years
what a gay lord. a divorce would have been cheaper, and you would have been less cucked
This is a product of our times and the way we’ve normalized casual sex. Back in the day you wouldn’t have to make this shift because people were raised on the idea that you’re supposed to find an innocent good girl wife and that that’s the ideal sexual partner.
>Back in the day you wouldn’t have to make this shift because people were raised on the idea that you’re supposed to find an innocent good girl wife and that that’s the ideal sexual partner.
>Sex used to be this thing that people kept private and it was a beautiful moment between two people
>EXCEPT for the fact that your families throw the biggest party of your entire life and you have to look your wifes grandma in the eye knowing that she pictures you ramming it into her grand daughter every day until she dies.
marriage is just such an insane social concept when you start to think about it. even gays are not as in your face about sex as straight people's families are at them getting married
I’m married and I don’t think at all about my wife’s family knowing we have sex. Sounds more like a “you” thing. Like you need sex to feel like a dirty little secret or something.
>you need sex to feel like a dirty little secret or something
because it's WAY better when it is
I don’t disagree, but it’s also true that thinking like that won’t help you have a fulfilling and healthy sex life in your marriage. And the success of your marriage should be your goal if youre married. You could’ve just as easily said “fricking random 10/10 thots nightly is better than sex with my wife year after year.” Also probably true, but doesn’t vibe with what you’re trying achieve as a married person.
Just because something is true doesn’t make it helpful or the only thing that is true.
>I don’t disagree
stopped reading right there. I feel vindicated.
/tv becoming the nesting place for moronic and infantile manosphere manchildren, just in time for the holidays
You sound like you have bizzare mental issues, no wonder your wife dragged you to therapy lmfaoo
I'm not the therapy guy, and I'm not the guy that therapy guy replied to either, so there's at least 3 of us in here.
Continuing your bloodline is a normal thing you maladjusted freak.
Marriage isn’t though. 99% of animals don’t stay with one mate their whole lives. Reproducing is normal, monogamy isn’t
There are plenty of monogamous animals you stupid piece of shit.
>There are plenty of monogamous animals you stupid piece of shit.
how many species on earth do you know where the grandparents throw a huge party for their grandchildren and invite everybody to come celebrate their granddaughter getting some guys dick wet???
I can think of 1.
And they still don’t add up to even 1% of what animals normally do, midwit. It’s not natural in comparison to what most of the animal population does. It’s an anomaly in the grand scheme of things but believe what you want. It still doesn’t change the fact that repopulating is normal and marriage isn’t
gosh, I guess what all those people said was right, we really are unique and distinct from the animals.
We really aren’t
but you just proved that we are
And what’s so good about “natural”? Air conditioning isn’t natural, but you fricking use it.
Big difference between cooling your house and being tied down to one person for the rest of your life. Animals seek hot or cold places depending on what makes them feel comfortable but they don’t dedicate themselves to one mate for their whole lives
But they do. We’re not the only species who does it. Go watch any David Attenborough documentary or just take 10 seconds and google it. You’re wrong. Don’t argue just to argue. It’s juvenile.
I’m not saying it doesn’t exist in nature, I’m saying it makes up less than 1% of what most animals do. It’s very rare among animal species. Learn to read and you would know what I was saying
>”I’m not saying it doesn’t exist in nature”
>”they don’t dedicate themselves to one mate for their whole lives”
That’s exactly what you said. You don’t even understand and what you said.
Kek and there’s a big difference between animals seeking shade in the summer time and designing advanced technology to create winter conditions in the middle of summer. Come on my guy.
>therapy for years
Couldn’t have been me. That’s how I know I’m not meant to be married. I’m just chalking up a situation like that to “we’re not right for each other,” but I know all marriages will have some shit like that at some point lol.
This makes me think about why marriage is so out of fashion these days. Got a whole generation of people who have been conditioned to be fundamentally incompatible with what it requires, and then they act like the problem is marriage itself rather than our backwards amoral times.
I have this work acquaintance who implies he's pummeling his wife of 15+ years every night. He's the kind of guy who brags about having sex with her, like it's some kind of monumental accomplishment. He'll talk about how he gave it to her good because it was a special night or whatever the frick boomers usually say to beef up their manhood. Then, the other day he started telling me how he's struggling to get it up and maintain an erection. I guess the old gray mare ain't what she used to be.
>not constantly pushing your wife's boundaries
homosexual.
there is no struggle if you're married
you only feel this way when gang pressed into marrying someone you did not like in the first place and it was just for sex or so everyone(parents/family) gets off your back about not marrying anyone
No one who says this is married. They just repeat stale cliches they've seen in movies and TV. No one on Cinemaphile is married, either. Don't fall for obvious lies.
I've been married for going on 13 years and we still have sex 5-7 times a week. Granted, it might be something low effort like her blowing me while I watch TV, but still.
>Granted, it might be something low effort like her blowing me while I watch TV, but still.
Wow you guys sound like a totally hot couple and not at all like fat obese boomer hogs
>y-your longterm marriage doesn't sound hot like the people in my porn!
You're not wrong. Sex in a longterm relationship isn't the same fumbling sportshow it is when you're a teenager, trying to impress the other person. When you're with someone long enough, you both know what the other likes, the best way to do it, and it just rolls into your daily life rather than something to be pursued.
>and it just rolls into your daily life rather than something to be pursued.
How many mgs of Lexapro are you on?
None. I take some Irbesartan for blood pressure, but that's it.
You're alright man. I'm just busting your chops. I wish you and your wife all the happiness in the world.
Merry Christmas, anon.
>How many mgs of Lexapro are you on?
HAHA JOKES ON YOU ITS ACTUALLY WELLBUTRIN.
AND ITS 300 mG FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
GOTTEEEMMM
Got the woman of my dreams but a sloppy, unremarkable blowjob just like that is something I'll likely never experience. Everyone's got their own little struggles I guess.
He probably did, for the first 3-4 years. Then he got bored with her
Poor zoomie doesn’t know what it’s like to be married to someone for a long period. You’ll get there one day kid and you’ll understand
>This was considered a 3 in the 1980s.
>She's basically one step above Roseanne Barr in terms of TV wives.
We have fallen a long way
Except that Peggy was canonically considered hot.
In Al's position I would frick Peggy all day long, and if she wasn't home I would frick Kelly, and is she wasn't home I would beat the shit out of Bud for being such a fricking manlet. Seriously, both Al and Peg are tall, but Bud is such a fricking midget
>he doesn't know how recessive genes work
It's implied they're not his kids several times.
Imagine how she sounds getting fricked
>OH AL OH AL
>OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
Also he's probably plowing Kelly
I think Al is probably a homosexual
>here you go, here's the same hole for the rest of your life, enjoy
i've never had sex
I'm in love with peg bundy
>Literal child doesn't understand the concept of "familiarity breeds contempt"
I'm not surprised.
Have you even watched the show? She's endlessly insufferable and their kids are a loser manlet and a literal prostitute.
Marcie's hitting that, nothing left over for Al
Wasn't she irl raped and her husband so cucked he turned gay?
That was Fran Drescher
Not 24/7, usually he's too tired and traumatized from work, what with all the fat pigs that seemed to come in to the shoe store. IIRC occasionally though they'd go running up stairs after each other like horny teenagers. So it seemed to work
Having to bend down around fat slobs all day should make him more appreciative of Peggy, though.
It does, which is part of his pain. He just doesn't have the energy to plow her all the time. And he wants to just chill when he comes home, but she's horny as frick. You see his dilemma
ITT: guys barely over 30 with not working dicks coping and seething
At least you tried
I’m glad I’m not this young and stupid anymore. It’s honestly a relief
>Entire show boils down to Applegate enters scene
>WOO, YEAH CATCALL WHISTLE
Great show you got there, gen X scumbag
You're just mad they can't make anything like this nowadays for your generation. Yes, things used to be better. You're living in a shittier world. No need to be mad, bring back the good times
Gen X were teens when it aired.
The target audience, yes.
The target audience was boomers.
Yes, and?
That's just ONE of the recurring things, like NORM! in Cheers. It is not the whole show.
>yeah, bro, 5 years into relationship and your dick just doesn't work for girls anymore. Anyway, my wife just said she's going on some delegation abroad for 3 weeks with her manager Tyrone. You what that means, don't you? FULL MARATHON OF REWATCHING RICK AND MORTY!!!
Black person
I heard israelites rape kids
After a while, the appeal of fricking a 10/10 wears thin when her personality is shit. The key is to stop thinking with your dick and assess her personality BEFORE you get married.
I remember having to sit through reruns of this just so I could watch the Mad TV reruns so I grew to hate it.
Al bundy was right about everything
Can someone explain this to me? Seems non-Euclidean
Don’t use the term non-Euclidean if you don’t know what it means
I do what I want. Seriously tho, the angles, they don’t add up
>spend decades thinking non-Euclidean means "impossible angles that make men go mad upon seeing them"
>It means curvy walls.
Three Camera Sitcom houses always have weird angles to them so they can turn the cameras to different staged scenes instead of needing to keep moving the cameras around. also you can't see actors coming on or off stage
yes, it's a set for a tv show.
It's a stage set you fricking moron
The living room has a high ceiling, which isn't uncommon. The garage is off to the right, near the front door. The walkway to the front door runs along the outside of the garage, again, not uncommon. The kitchen is off to the left in the picture. It doesn't have a high ceiling. Likely a laundry room or pantry is behind the kitchen. The stairs lead up to a second floor where the bedrooms are. One for each of the kids, and one for the parents. They're likely all off one small hallway. All the bedrooms being above the pantry/laundry room area
So the entire house is probably somewhat U shaped with the living room being at the front face of the house and the garage and upstairs bedrooms extending backward from it. Seems comfy, with the biggest room in the house being the living room with its high ceiling
The brick wall and the stairway wall aren’t parallel. And don’t give me any bullshit about “perspective,” the whole room isn’t even 30 feet deep. It doesn’t add up
the joke is bob rooney is stuck in the wall
He's been fricking her since they were in college. It's nothing new or novel to him.
Did you even watch the show?
>Al and Peggy going to college
Uhhhh
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl.
Can someone explain sex to me? Seems non-Euclidean
You wouldn’t get it
Only when she scrubbed the floor
She's called Peggy Bundy 'cause she loves to peg a Bundy.
>be in job you dont like but have to pay the bills
>job sucks the soul out of you
>know you had your best years long time ago and now it's all the way downhill
>your tired, you come home, and your hot but really b***hy wife keeps bothering you with shit you really dont care about and threats you like a walking wallet most of the time.
Sure, i can see how al didnt feel like fricking her;
Exactly. Zoomies don’t understand yet
I wish I had a dumb bimbo 80s wife who may have had a cocaine problem, I just have a cocaine problem.
ITT: Anon learns not everyone is the same as him.
All said it himself; even if she were an attractive woman, he still wouldn't be that into her because she's his wife.
it's like growing up with a bunch of sisters who are super hot, all your friends keep saying how much they want to bang your sisters, you only see your sisters as annoying b***hes you cant get rid off.
>LE MARRIAGE IS AWFUL
conditioning for boomers and their spawn to create a fragmented israelite sweatshop
Ok simp
Eh. It's not just a married thing. You get tired of hanging with the same chick. I think Patrice O'neal had it right when he said men want a woman in the house, but in like another room or something. IT's not even the pussy or anything, it's just you get tired of dealing with their shit.
And you can't deny Peggy gave Al a bunch of shit while doing nothing. I wouldn't even want to hatefrick at that point.
>just you get tired of dealing with their shit.
Exactly. I'm very suspicious of any man that can put up with the average females bullshit for more than a few hours. You'd have to be brain dead.
>I'm very suspicious of any man that can put up with the average cat meowing for more than a few hours.
>>I'm very suspicious of any man that can put up with the average birds chirping for more than a few hours.
it's a sound of nature. when you realize this, you learn to tune it out.
so many low T gays ITT
kinda sad, but not really
You're not getting it. Any of us would bang Peggy. For about a month. Daily. Then it would become mundane, a chore, and we would devolve into Al. That's the point. The pursuance of pussy, when no longer a challenge, becomes stale.
Big Pharma shouldn't be marketing Viagra. They should be marketing new pussy. That's the real cure for erectile dysfunction.
You can spot the exact episode when push up bra was invented IRL.
I know it doesn't make sense to an incel, but Al was a football phenom who lost his chance at the big leagues and had to settle with Peg. He knew he could have had more, but dutifully cared for his ungrateful family. It's the existential crisis of a stifled winner, not a lifelong loser.
she has a weird manjaw and below average face.