I'm surprised she didn't just beat him up.

I'm surprised she didn't just beat him up.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone braver than me can post the full image if they want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get too excited, everyone, it's the nerdy kid sucking a bunch of poorly drawn wieners

      https://twitter.com/HellOnEarthIII/status/1542902103105994752?s=20&t=RTnZMKiMxw2Z2EZJBWHycA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do I look at this without a Twitter account?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Changer the twitter.com part to nitter.net. Everything else in the URL should stay the same.
          Nitter is better if you are going to check Twitter out anyway.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So why would you not just link the nitter site in the first place

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.deviantart.com/hellonearth-iii/art/Character-sheets-2-921179793
          It's on his deviantart too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Use Nitter.net instead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cool thx

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, he talks like a wiener sucker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alas I am too tarded to google(verb).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just play Paladin and stack your buffs, and watch as your DM gets mad about it. Then decides to spawn in a high level monster to punish your party.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, if I wanted to worry about how "optimized" my character is, I'd go play WoW, not a pen-and-paper RPG.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I frequently have to check guides whenever I start playing a new campaign, primarily because I don't play often enough to know what's good. I haven't played since 4e, and before that, 3.5, so having an idea of what works and what's a good combo with other characters is a must for me. I don't minmax though, I look for what's going to be the most fun or the coolest thing I can do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Admittedly, I'm like that as well, but with Shadowrun, not D&D. Games with lots of options for characters are great, but the downside is that you'll be spending a significant amount of time crunching numbers and consulting multiple sources so that you don't end up with a character who can't even perform their chosen role (e.g., a thief or infiltrator character with poor stealth skills).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His powerlevel is strong, he doesn't waver even in the face of breasts. I'd allow the rogue witch, no matter how cringe it is - at least she wants to play a human, not tiefling or furryshit OC.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't waver even in the face of breasts
        What breasts?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She has a very deep cleavage, it would make me uneasy if I was a teen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She has a push-up bra.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair a girl with her breasts half out and squeezed together would ruffle most teenage boys, regardless of their actual size. Hell, I'm not a teenage boy any more and I'm still ruffled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      C'man anon at least post the before stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That stuff is old.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Invited someone new to play right at the end of the campaign
        You fricking moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >yfw never have a Jakie in your life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Be the Jackie you want to see.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >yfw never have a Jakie in your life.

              her name is Ceci.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just have her roleplay the dialogue for an npc man.
          That way she can feel included without having to make a whole new character for a campaign that's about to end.
          Think man, think.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I never played DnD but assuming you're at the end of a campaign I'm sure your stats are low. Why not make her a white mage?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Usually she wouldn't start at level 1 and just get a character with the same level as the rest.
              It's not like WoW where there's universal rules to keep things fair.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >hey me uncle used to do that too
          hey, that wasn't in the original pic!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How are these two not just...dating at this point. She's basically foregone the role of bully and basically become "a best friend who's mean sometimes."
          She's not even hiding it anymore.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >How are these two not just...dating at this point
            Because she hasn't said anything and he's probably too accustomed to being a nerd to imagine an rough girl like her likes him

            Basically, it's your usual anime "man doesn't realize the girl's extremely obvious crush"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >How are these two not just...dating at this point
            Because she hasn't said anything and he's probably too accustomed to being a nerd to imagine an rough girl like her likes him

            Basically, it's your usual anime "man doesn't realize the girl's extremely obvious crush"

            I thought he was dating the big red headed whole lot of woman.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I thought she was just also a student.
              There's a comic of her spooning a brown haired guy, but that was an audience standin, not nerd guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bully
        >thirsty bawd
        >neurotypical
        Choose two.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bloodied
        >skill challenge
        Based as frick they're playing 4e.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YBgWT5v.jpg

      I'm surprised she didn't just beat him up.

      Both characters look nice. I wonder what the campaign would be like if she was DM. She looks like the type that would have grimdark setting, wouldn't be afraid of TPK and the encounters would be extremely challenging. Maybe more wfrp or Dark Heresy than DnD?

    • 2 years ago
      APShark

      i she her as a mage/support type

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WAAC roll player
      Fricking homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who even cares if the subclass sucks? It's the last fricking session, she's not gonna get to do much either way. Also maybe these nerds are actually really picky but I've never played a tabletop where anyone gives a frick about how good stats were cuz it was mostly about the party as a whole or the story being told.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm getting kinda bored of these comics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A bit derivative

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate players like this. Fricking shitheads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who shoots down the character ideas or the one who makes cringe or edgy characters?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guy who shoots down character ideas. Edgelords can be fun to interact with if you don´t take them seriousy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Edgy characters are great as long as the edge isn't 24/7.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glasses guy needs a fricking swirly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally asking for it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whenever i see shit like this i consider myself blessed to have actual friends to play tabletop garbage with i don't know how you fricks do it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He'd still kick her ass easily. The average Anglo woman has no strength and relies entirely on her bulk (which Jackie lacks) to survive a faight.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only follow this comic on Cinemaphile for the buff guy. Don't make the mistake of posting this comic again unless he has an appearance.
    Feels like these same pages have been posted for several new threads in a row now over the past weeks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you going to do about it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're so cute together

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