>there's just one little thing that's been botherin' me. you said you're, what, a Cinemaphile janitor? if you don't mind me askin, what's a gig like that pay?
>Listen, I gotta ask, how come your ID says male but you're tellin' me to call you "she"? No offense or nothin', but it doesn't add up. You got a penis, ma'am?
I really feel like Janeway was a more subtle Anakin Skywalker where a talented actor/actress got stuck with garbage writing. Though instead of stiff dialogue its writers incapable of keeping a consistent characterization from episode to episode.
persuasiveness is seen as offensive to this generation
Meds.
just realised columbo is modern remake of socratic dialogues
Even a monk movie is coming out on Dec 8th.
Sharona might make an appearance.
What are the odds a Columbo reboot would be a white male?
Idris Aelba as Columbo would be watchable
Too handsome
So Luther? The show thats been on since 2011?
next James Bond
Depends on the studio who remakes it.
Netflix? 100%.
HBO Max? 0%.
Peter Falk is Impossible to recast.
he's coded as a white working class male so he'd be recast to a woman or something
*generic frizzy haired mulatto girl #24 most likely.
>there's just one little thing that's been botherin' me. you said you're, what, a Cinemaphile janitor? if you don't mind me askin, what's a gig like that pay?
>Listen, I gotta ask, how come your ID says male but you're tellin' me to call you "she"? No offense or nothin', but it doesn't add up. You got a penis, ma'am?
It would be some talentless black trans zoomer female "actress" girl-bossing her way from suspect to suspect. No thanks
its called monk
Yes, monk coming back on Dec 8th.
Choose Anon:
Natalie or Sharona
Julie or Benjy
sharona with pigtails wearing pants that accentuate her buttocks
Adult Julie mogs them all.
I had a crush on Natalie and Julie as a kid. I used to imagine myself having a threesome with them all the time.
>I'm surprised there is no reboot of this for modern audiences.
That is because for modern writers cause/effect and cohesiveness are systems of oppression that stiffle their artistic spirit.
yeah right like anybody is talented make such a show
Monk vs Columbo
let's reboot a format that was already outdated in the 70's and lived only on the irreplaceable charme of its actor. great idea.
No Peter Falk = No Columbo. Shrimple as.
I tried watching the first episode. I thought the episode length was asking a lot but still tried and couldn’t get into it. Does it get better?
Kino isn't for everyone gay.
No. Stick to tiktok.
I don’t watch tiktok because the videos are too short
maybe you should stick to iCarly bro.
Wasn't there talk of a reboot with Mark Ruffalo? He
>best i can do is genderswap with his wife played by captain Janeway
I really feel like Janeway was a more subtle Anakin Skywalker where a talented actor/actress got stuck with garbage writing. Though instead of stiff dialogue its writers incapable of keeping a consistent characterization from episode to episode.
don't give them ideas please
Poker Face is gonna be the closest we'll get.
https://archive.org/details/columbo
Just watch Columbo, it already exists and its free