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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i remember watching this as a kid and not knowing this was tom cruise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait what that's tom cruise?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes he was playing harvy weinstine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be 18 to post here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise is not bald (yet)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching this at 23 and not knowing this was Tom Cruise.
      In fact I watched the whole movie in theaters and only discovered Lincoln Osiris was RDJ at the credits. It was a simpler time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching this at 23 and not knowing this was Tom Cruise.
      In fact I watched the whole movie in theaters and only discovered Lincoln Osiris was RDJ at the credits. It was a simpler time.

      I remember watching this in theaters with my mom and not understanding the trailers at the beginning were fake until the tobey maguire one and we absolutely lost our shit after that almost the entire movie. The "and swallow the gravy baby" line almost made her wet her pants, it was the first time I think I understood my mom was just a person and not some diety. Love you mom!
      Yes she posts here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The "and swallow the gravy baby" line almost made her wet her pants
        >Love you mom!
        ...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's kind of a prude and it was so outrageous that she just lost it. Never heard her laugh at anything like that before and it humanized her. But I get your post.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did he get away with the most israeli caricature since Watto?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Scientology is just batshit enough to unsettle Zion

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    playaaa

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Playa... playa! Big dick playa!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    big dick playa

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Tom Cruise makes more comedy, he's the best at it... Actually the guy is the best at any kind of movie he decides to make. Really the last movie star.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched this the other night for the first time and didn't figure it out until nearly the end.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    … and LOTS of money.

    playa.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First, take a big step back... and literally, FRICK YOUR OWN FACE!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this movie was so good

      And I hate Tom Cruise

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Tom Cruise spent the past 15 years doing more comedy roles like this instead of all those forgettable stunt vanity projects, but whatever. You do you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have to admire him for being so autistic about doing his own stunts. The shit he's done is impressive but yeah, I agree, he can definitely do comedy.
      The reason it works in this movie is because it's an action movie where he's not the star and a fat guy. It works because he's fricking Tom cruise. I think if he tried comedy in any other context he'd be afraid it wouldn't work. But goddamn if he wasn't the funniest and best part of this movie with the exception of RDJr. And let's face it, comedy is and has been dead basically since this movie came out with very few exceptions. Can't blame him.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did they make his hands big?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tied his wrists very tightly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Prosthetics, when he agreed to do the movie the main thing he wanted was for his character to have fat hands

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish the Les Grossman spinoff movie had actually happened. Tom was on board.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pitch me a script

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably for the best it didn't happen.
      It sounds like it would be great but like most comedy sequels it unironically would have "insisted apon itself" see ace ventura 2 for proof

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll rip your fricking breasts off
    Is a line you can hardly here and it's not even on screen but it makes me laugh so hard and I feel like nobody even noticed it.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best israeli interpretation ever.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hawoo dis is flwaming dwagon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, okay, flaming dragon: FRICK FACE.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DIET COKE!!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been shouting Lincoln Osiris lines when I play call of duty drunk and either my teammates mute me or haven't seen the movie
    >peek a bo, I see you
    >come on you damn dirty heathens

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