I'm tied of pretending Marc Webb's Spider-Man was bad. Have you gone back and watched it?
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I'm tied of pretending Marc Webb's Spider-Man was bad. Have you gone back and watched it?
>Denis Leary
>Martin Sheen
>Sally Fields
>Only 5 years after Spiderman 3
I only ever even bothered to watch this after No Way Home.
It was not terrible.
Sheen
Fields
They kind of resemble my grandparents. Makes it weird to watch
Huffing copium can lead to brain damage and/or death
who's coping mousecuck? huh?
The human elements were handled well, but still gimped by the studio. The action/spider-man elements were mid.
I still maintain Andrew was a good Spider-Man though.
worst suit ever
Raimi one
>Peter lets a robber escape
>the robber shoots Uncle Ben and steals his car
>Peter chases down the killer and realizes it was the robber whom he let get away
>Peter realizes the consequences of his actions and feels bad
Webb
>Peter lets a robber escape
>Uncle Ben encounters the robber outside in the street and tries to stop him, and the robber shoots Uncle Ben
>Peter realizes the killer was the robber whom he let get away
>Peter... doesn't feel bad, he just wants revenge
>Sam Raimi Spider-Man
>Actually the car jacker had a partner that shot Uncle Ben
>Peter decides to get revenge on the guy who killed Ben and ends up going all in on beating the shit out of him
You got me there, but there were a couple years where only Spider-Man 1 existed, and then some years where only Spider-Man 1 and Spider-Man 2 existed, and all was good.
MCU
>Uncle Ben?
maybe. *winks*
The first one is alright. The main problem is that there's basically nothing about it that really stands out, and the direction is really bland. I'm half convinced that Sony only hired Webb because of his name. Why would you think the guy who did 500 Days of Summer would be a good choice for a Spider-Man film? The best part is Andrew, and Emma is alright too, but again they're both short-changed by just how unremarkable the film as a whole is.
The second one isn't really worth talking about except to make fun of it.
Second one is way better because it's not a lackluster remake of a superior film
It’s a remake of the worst Raimi film.
>too many villains
>bizarre tonal shifts
>rushing big story arcs
>too many plots
Really, anon?
The only good thing about ASM2 is the suit
Emma Stone was a vast improvement on Kirsten Dunst. And she's not a total dumbass like Mary Jane was. The only thing was the second movie made her seem like an butthole the
>i break up with YOU
line was cringe.
The first movie also had moments that rivaled the Raimi trilogy. I liked the scene where Connors looks at his crippled arm after getting the new formula.
ASM1 = lackluster remake of SM1 with less gravitas and style.
ASM2 = chaotic remake of SM2 with even more bloat and studio interference.
…but, like said: Emma Stone is vastly superior to Kirsten Dunst. They lose on all other cast members, Garfield sucks, the munchkin playing Harry Osborne sucks, etc.
Shit… meant to say ASM2 = SM3, not SM2.
TASM1 was more of a combination of SM1 and SM2. The dinner scene in TASM 1 had a similar tone to SM2 sitting down with Otto and his wife.
The scene where Peter suspects Curt is the Lizard is similar to the dinner scene with Dafoe and Peter after they fought.
How old are you
23. It's good homosexual.
I have no idea how you could say the action was mid. Compared to Raimi the action in Webb's movies allowed for more parkour and more spider-like movements on the walls and ceilings. Even when Spider-Man fought Venom in SM3 they didn't do much wall fighting. TASM utilized angles well. And I haven't watched the MCU movies but I know the Spiderverse ones take a page from the TASM movies and improve on it
>Zoomer
I knew it
S O U L
The romance was the only good thing really
I like that scene when he ask her out and the skate scene coming next
The romance was probably as good as it was because the director literally made a good romcom before TASM
the movie is good, even more compared to the MshitU, but the whole Peter parents sub-plot was moronic and it was released to close to Raimi's. to avoid comparisons they should've skipped his origin, with just some uncle Ben flashbacks and Peter in College or even graduated already
The first movie was ok. It's not very exciting but it's decent. The 2nd movie is a mess with terrible villains but it made me finally like Andrew as Peter and I love that they had the balls to kill Gwen and her death scene was kinda brutal which again I appreciate them taking the chance on that.
I like the fight scenes where he acts like a spider
Soulless troony shit, but still better than Holland movies
>still the best web-swinging scene to date
yes, it was bad
the scene where Peter goes into the convenience store to buy an orange juice and uncle ben is killed was so cringe
ASM2 was also pretty bad, but it at least had a kino final act and decent soundtrack
Wtf was up with the villain, he didn't even have a jekyll and hyde thing going on, he just took a serum whose side effects appearantly include wanting reptiles to rule the world. Green Goblin in the Raimi ones wasn't a perfect villain eithehethe Green Goblin had a similar personality and goals to pre-formula Norman Osborn.
>eithehethe
Meant to write "either but the"
Not even the Green Goblin. Dr. Octopus. At first he wanted to improve the world and combine animal healing traits with Human DNA. Then he course corrected and decided to just perfect the lizard serum because it made him faster stronger etc. This plot was semi followed up on in TASM 2 when Osborn got desperate enough to fight his own disease that he contacted Spider-Man for help. But after the lizard incident Peter decided against it.
>At first he wanted to improve the world and combine animal healing traits with Human DNA. Then he course corrected and decided to just perfect the lizard serum because it made him faster stronger etc
No, he wanted to cure his arm and help people but didn't want to test it on humans because he's so noble, then he was forced to test it on himself, the serum turned him evil so he wanted to take over the world with lizards.
Also terrible because it tried to have a more realistic feel, but ended up being goofier than the raimi movies with the villains plan.
That's something that pissed me off. You could see he was getting pissed off with humanity because of that Indian beorocrat who seemed to know about Peter's parents. I mean the guy threatened Connors family. But they didn't focus enough on it. And all the stuff with Connor's family was cut.
Ahem.
>better than Spiderverse
>better than MCU
>Comparable to Raimi's worse
>further elaboration not required
*drops mic*
It was more of a twilight rip off then a spiderman movie, and it sucked
What's the real story over them cutting Mary Jane from the 2nd film after filming?
It would have been good if she showed up sometime after Peter and Gwen broke up. Maybe not as an immediate love interest but she would've been there.
It was bad
What phenotype is that on the right?
>Webb
>Spider-Man
>Richard Donner
>Superman
wtf
1st was decent, 2nd was trash
Tobey had a best hairline tho
You homosexual will eat up any spider-slop.
>Have you gone back and watched it?
i don't rewatch movies.
it's not bad, it's just complete shit with a very annoying hipster filter. Pretentious crap, no soul
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Frick... take me back. I remember downloading the teasers for Man of Steel and The Amzing Spider-Man on my PS3. Seeing those movies in theatre at age 13. Frick man.
homie you just posted cringe
It was bad.
-The suit is shit.
-The random pop music edited in because the producers thought it had "synergy" is shit.
-Lizard's CGI is shit.
-The plot of "Ooooh, I'm going to turn all of New York into Lizard people with my Lizard Gas!" was moronic.
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What if I fricking hate all of them?
Why put the Rhino on the cover when he's barely in it? That's like putting Wonder Woman on the poster of Shazam Fury
There's some good in them but they're not anything Amazing haha.
You sure?
Bump
Bump
TASM1 had James Horner doing the score so it gets massive soul points for that
Cringe and generic asf score compared to goat Elfman score
Yeah I'll give the film that, the main theme is pretty good
But it's also very hard to measure up to that classic Elfman
at least we're not bringing Michael Giacchino's MCU Spidey theme into the discussion, it'd get BTFO by both