>whatever girls like, i don’t got it
THEN GO GET WHAT THEY WANT moron!
it's not that hard.
are you ugly?
probably not, you are likely average.
maximize how you dress and act.
fat?
drop weight moron.
if a weirdo like me can get a GF anyone can.
took a lot of socializing & learning & trial and error and a 40lb drops to 11% body fat.
How about, and hear me out on this one, women have no rights and social capital and as such society heals and birth rates aren't apocalyptic? Women, for millennia, were barely above cattle.
>uh you’re trying too hard just be yourself >uh be yourself but be confident >uh be someone women want to dat >bro fake it til you make it just pretend to be someone else entirely >nah bro you shoulda gone and completely remade yourself physically and mentally to what women want >bro don’t care about what women want, just do your thing and they’ll show up >bro why aren’t you planning your life so you’re a high earning status symbol that’s how you get women >bro you shoulda spent less time at work and more time building your friend network that’s how you get women >bro you don’t have any friends that’s why you don’t get women, go out sometime
Step right up and SPIN THE WHEEL of CONTRADICTION! Yes that’s right! Excuses for literally any situation! Whatever you’re doing is wrong! TAKE MY ADVICE and just do the opposite, then come back and get another task when that fails!
You see the important thing is to have a quick quip about how everything you’ve done is wrong, and how easy it is to change and solve the issue. This makes me, the advice giver, the hero! You’re just a dumb moron who refuses to take advice, and if you did take it and it failed it was the wrong advice or you did it wrong and you should take more advice!
Hey have you tried washing your body daily and wearing clothes? Bro you should try that, guaranteed success! Don’t let the fact that the women who say this simultaneously confess having fricked and been in relationships with men who literally did not wash their ass and had shitstains in their underwear make you realize that even this low bar was optional. No, no. You’re misunderstanding it entirely! The point is to give you advice so moronic you stop asking questions. If the men with shitstains in their underwear who never wash are getting laid and getting relationships, your failure must be that you’re a drooling moron who is too dumb to live.
Just take my advice bro. It’s so easy bro.
I wouldn't say its contradictory. More circular, vague, unhelpful, and unfalsifiable. Any unsuccess is always the actors fault. Its taboo to explicitly acknowledge the eugenic subtext of romance.
As much as it's a mystery what women want in men, men telling other men what those same women want are just as clueless. Issue is its entirely subjective and illogical. You'll never get women to admit to that, though.
>As much as it's a mystery what women want in men
it's not, david buss' cross cultural research, among others, is pretty clear on for what women and men want
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lol yea its leaking. there's even a "just settle for x" post
Why didn't he settle for a Walmart girl?
. now there just needs to be some pinkpill shilling and teenage discord e drama
>it's a mystery what women want in men
It's not, but even if you know, and you know, you won't be able to provide, because you can't fake having it, you can't pretend being it
It literally is just confidence though. You don't have to be confident if you have other appealing traits, but confidence makes up for not having them.
>It literally is just confidence though
This. I have a childhood friend I'm still close with and he is more attractive than me in every measurable way, from looks to money, but he was raised by a rich pussy of a father to be a rich pussy and he has no genuine confidence. He shifts from self pitying to arrogant, sometimes in the space of one conversation. When he tries to act "naturally" confident he comes off as a weirdo creep. I have no issues getting laid and he thinks its some sort of magic power I posess, I don't have the heart to tell him the truth because he has no hope. See also Erickson's Stages of Development. It's over for most of you.
I heard women are attracted to a strong chin and to power. I am a weak chinned guy who is bullied and humiliated by everyone. lmaoo I get it now. I was confused I can't get women to talk to me even though I am 6'2 and not bald. Men are judged by how much power they have, I saw this quote in some old article called might makes right and it makes sense, i am 25 but a 15 year old thug has more power and influence over people than I do, has even more life experience. It's not a big mystery, we are just losers.
I often think about how incels are labeled hateful domestic terrorists who hate women, but really their worst sin was being bullied as a child and growing up to become insecure.
many mid girls have told me I'm "very attractive" and "could be a model" etc but to any decently attractive women I'm completely invisible
My entire experience with women has either been girls that are head over heels for me that I'm not into, or me being into girls that are annoyed by my existence.
Anon, trick to a successful relationship is settling in some respect and ideally both man and woman are doing it to the same degree with respect to each other. If you can't get past THAT hurdle than constant compromises in a relationship will totally break you.
Fumbling a women is an actual curse if you're an incel. I fumbled one of the prettiest women on earth and I thought about it and suffered over it for 3 years. Only now she's beginning to fade from my mind. The reason was obviously lack of experience in talking to women and autism. (I literally told her "let's just frick already I you're probably fricking other guys give me some pussy too or else stop talking to me) she was perplexed and I got blocked.
>The reason was obviously lack of experience in talking to women and autism
that's the worse part. The first time I ever talked to girls, they tricked me and mocked me to my face without me realizing (using a nickname I didn't realize was demeaning) and that made me afraid to talk to them knowing from them and people like my (single) mom and her friends commonly bring men up to laugh at them. That stuff stuck with me, and every time I tried something, I fricked up in one way or another. Now I'm 29 with no relationship experience, which is a red flag in its on right
Marty has proven himself to be exactly like that butcher lady that harasses him in the beginning of the movie. Picking on people lower on the totem pole under the guise of help
i agree, but its a movie in defense of normalhomosexualry. there was never going to be a story with a sympathetic character like marty where he didn't succeed
I didnt mean physical power lmao, I meant can people talk trash or spit in your face with zero consequences? do you have people to call if you're in trouble? do people know you? you're a loser if you dont qualify for these
Nihilist. Those old fricks doomed us and there's nothing we can do. We're fighting a war that's been lost before our fathers were born. It's truly fricking over. It's OVER.
Having a high libido does not mean something is wrong it's actually an indicator of health, having trouble getting it up is a cause for concern.
's position, you are simplifying to untruth. Someone who is chronically isolated is undergoing difficult to reverse brain damage. If they've been attempting to mitigate allostatic load via masturbation/porn use without any other copes, such thoughts are doing to disproportionately occupy the mind.
he gets a woman in the movie.
without looking into the quality of those relationships, the repeated divorces seems in line with the usual boilerplate of being used/beta bux
There was a cute little chubby blonde white walmart girl checkin me out as I walked by to self checkout, and I autistically ignored her when she said 'hey anon' as I passed because I had ear buds in. I still feel like dying. I still see her once in a while when I go to walmart, I'm a big pussy when it comes to confrontation. By the time I get the stones to do anything they're already in a relationship with someone else.
Is just called "marty"? I'm bumping fricking thread, you know? Trying to keep the discussion going. I don't why you homosexuals cant just plainly answer the fricking question. Fine frick you, frick your fricking boomer movie, frick your thread.
>whatever girls like, i don’t got it
I just try to remind myself of pre and post industrial infant child mortality. Many of us aren't supposed to be here.
lol
extend that to "people" and you got me
I've long since stopped caring about the female opinion. They are fickle and crass and I have decided they should have no control over my life.
>whatever girls like, i don’t got it
THEN GO GET WHAT THEY WANT moron!
it's not that hard.
are you ugly?
probably not, you are likely average.
maximize how you dress and act.
fat?
drop weight moron.
if a weirdo like me can get a GF anyone can.
took a lot of socializing & learning & trial and error and a 40lb drops to 11% body fat.
>are you ugly?
>probably not, you are likely average.
i have literally been called ugly by about 25 people in my life
Women will do anything for money.
My israelitey nose has been called out many times
*Everybody Hurts..... Sometimes "
women lick toilet seats for money
you aren't a weirdo then, moron.
no moron, it's called adapting.
I very much doubt that.
How about, and hear me out on this one, women have no rights and social capital and as such society heals and birth rates aren't apocalyptic? Women, for millennia, were barely above cattle.
>uh you’re trying too hard just be yourself
>uh be yourself but be confident
>uh be someone women want to dat
>bro fake it til you make it just pretend to be someone else entirely
>nah bro you shoulda gone and completely remade yourself physically and mentally to what women want
>bro don’t care about what women want, just do your thing and they’ll show up
>bro why aren’t you planning your life so you’re a high earning status symbol that’s how you get women
>bro you shoulda spent less time at work and more time building your friend network that’s how you get women
>bro you don’t have any friends that’s why you don’t get women, go out sometime
Step right up and SPIN THE WHEEL of CONTRADICTION! Yes that’s right! Excuses for literally any situation! Whatever you’re doing is wrong! TAKE MY ADVICE and just do the opposite, then come back and get another task when that fails!
You see the important thing is to have a quick quip about how everything you’ve done is wrong, and how easy it is to change and solve the issue. This makes me, the advice giver, the hero! You’re just a dumb moron who refuses to take advice, and if you did take it and it failed it was the wrong advice or you did it wrong and you should take more advice!
Hey have you tried washing your body daily and wearing clothes? Bro you should try that, guaranteed success! Don’t let the fact that the women who say this simultaneously confess having fricked and been in relationships with men who literally did not wash their ass and had shitstains in their underwear make you realize that even this low bar was optional. No, no. You’re misunderstanding it entirely! The point is to give you advice so moronic you stop asking questions. If the men with shitstains in their underwear who never wash are getting laid and getting relationships, your failure must be that you’re a drooling moron who is too dumb to live.
Just take my advice bro. It’s so easy bro.
I wouldn't say its contradictory. More circular, vague, unhelpful, and unfalsifiable. Any unsuccess is always the actors fault. Its taboo to explicitly acknowledge the eugenic subtext of romance.
As much as it's a mystery what women want in men, men telling other men what those same women want are just as clueless. Issue is its entirely subjective and illogical. You'll never get women to admit to that, though.
>As much as it's a mystery what women want in men
it's not, david buss' cross cultural research, among others, is pretty clear on for what women and men want
lol yea its leaking. there's even a "just settle for x" post
. now there just needs to be some pinkpill shilling and teenage discord e drama
>it's a mystery what women want in men
It's not, but even if you know, and you know, you won't be able to provide, because you can't fake having it, you can't pretend being it
It literally is just confidence though. You don't have to be confident if you have other appealing traits, but confidence makes up for not having them.
the source of confidence for most people is success, and success has its own pareto distribution phenomena such as the relative age effect.
>It literally is just confidence though
This. I have a childhood friend I'm still close with and he is more attractive than me in every measurable way, from looks to money, but he was raised by a rich pussy of a father to be a rich pussy and he has no genuine confidence. He shifts from self pitying to arrogant, sometimes in the space of one conversation. When he tries to act "naturally" confident he comes off as a weirdo creep. I have no issues getting laid and he thinks its some sort of magic power I posess, I don't have the heart to tell him the truth because he has no hope. See also Erickson's Stages of Development. It's over for most of you.
literally me
I heard women are attracted to a strong chin and to power. I am a weak chinned guy who is bullied and humiliated by everyone. lmaoo I get it now. I was confused I can't get women to talk to me even though I am 6'2 and not bald. Men are judged by how much power they have, I saw this quote in some old article called might makes right and it makes sense, i am 25 but a 15 year old thug has more power and influence over people than I do, has even more life experience. It's not a big mystery, we are just losers.
I often think about how incels are labeled hateful domestic terrorists who hate women, but really their worst sin was being bullied as a child and growing up to become insecure.
Watched this movie, the beginning gets to you but then immediately after his sad speech things conveniently go his way and he gets his happy ending
>Uglier guys get laid
>More autistic guys get laid
>tfw the perfect ratio of ugliness and autism to became philosophers wizard
many mid girls have told me I'm "very attractive" and "could be a model" etc but to any decently attractive women I'm completely invisible
My entire experience with women has either been girls that are head over heels for me that I'm not into, or me being into girls that are annoyed by my existence.
Anon, trick to a successful relationship is settling in some respect and ideally both man and woman are doing it to the same degree with respect to each other. If you can't get past THAT hurdle than constant compromises in a relationship will totally break you.
He then proceeds to get a gf at the end. Did you guys actually watch this movie or just clips posted here?
Tell him to put on the blue suit
All you have to do to get a girl is spend more time outside talking to them.
The girl that I would probably want is doing the same thing as me (not leaving the house). Idk how to get to her
Young Ernest Borgnine really wasn't that ugly though, just kind of thick.
Thought I had one a little while ago, boys. She ended up ignoring me and now actively avoids me.
Suffering builds another homeless body.
yea, all the advice is unfalsefiable platitudes which ends with some variation of 'you did it wrong'
he gets a gf at the end and starts harassing his friend
RIP. I almost had thicc arthoe pussy but I ruined it with my women autism and she went off with an older coworker. Some of us are just unfrickable.
Fumbling a women is an actual curse if you're an incel. I fumbled one of the prettiest women on earth and I thought about it and suffered over it for 3 years. Only now she's beginning to fade from my mind. The reason was obviously lack of experience in talking to women and autism. (I literally told her "let's just frick already I you're probably fricking other guys give me some pussy too or else stop talking to me) she was perplexed and I got blocked.
>The reason was obviously lack of experience in talking to women and autism
that's the worse part. The first time I ever talked to girls, they tricked me and mocked me to my face without me realizing (using a nickname I didn't realize was demeaning) and that made me afraid to talk to them knowing from them and people like my (single) mom and her friends commonly bring men up to laugh at them. That stuff stuck with me, and every time I tried something, I fricked up in one way or another. Now I'm 29 with no relationship experience, which is a red flag in its on right
>fat out of shape loser chud cries about girls not liking him
It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?
not in a helpful way, just the same shaming language marty was getting before
WTF, I hate Marty now
while i assume this is a meme, you don't have to totally like or hate a film/character. you can feel different about particular aspects
Marty has proven himself to be exactly like that butcher lady that harasses him in the beginning of the movie. Picking on people lower on the totem pole under the guise of help
i agree, but its a movie in defense of normalhomosexualry. there was never going to be a story with a sympathetic character like marty where he didn't succeed
She really does a great job at coming off as awkward in a way that's really cute.
I didnt mean physical power lmao, I meant can people talk trash or spit in your face with zero consequences? do you have people to call if you're in trouble? do people know you? you're a loser if you dont qualify for these
Looksmatched in 2024
>I'M UGLY I'M UGLY
AND IM PROUD
best post itt
Is that what he calls it?
It's better just to accept it.
How?
The old man deserves this. He fought for it. He deserves his bloodline ended and his country and history raped for allowing this to happen.
I can't tell if you're a nihilist boomer or a israelite with rhetoric like that.
Nihilist. Those old fricks doomed us and there's nothing we can do. We're fighting a war that's been lost before our fathers were born. It's truly fricking over. It's OVER.
sex is overrated anyways. If you as a man can't live a day without thinking of humping a living thing then something is wrong in your head
Having a high libido does not mean something is wrong it's actually an indicator of health, having trouble getting it up is a cause for concern.
While I somewhat see
's position, you are simplifying to untruth. Someone who is chronically isolated is undergoing difficult to reverse brain damage. If they've been attempting to mitigate allostatic load via masturbation/porn use without any other copes, such thoughts are doing to disproportionately occupy the mind.
I kinda unintentionally sabotaged my libido and as a result am much happier. Feels like a massive burden has been lifted.
Marty is very out of shape especially by today's standards.
just be yourself, buddy
He's literally me
Rip me 🙁
In reality, he apparently had no trouble in attracting women whatsoever. This movie is a fricking lie.
HOLY SHIT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WAS JUST ACTING
he gets a woman in the movie.
without looking into the quality of those relationships, the repeated divorces seems in line with the usual boilerplate of being used/beta bux
Why didn't he settle for a Walmart girl?
There was a cute little chubby blonde white walmart girl checkin me out as I walked by to self checkout, and I autistically ignored her when she said 'hey anon' as I passed because I had ear buds in. I still feel like dying. I still see her once in a while when I go to walmart, I'm a big pussy when it comes to confrontation. By the time I get the stones to do anything they're already in a relationship with someone else.
there's a cute walmart girl who brings out my groceries for pickup each week
wish i knew how to interact with people
oh no! I'm guilty!
Just reproduce you morons. It's that simple.
If you have kids then you win life, if you don't have kids then you're already dead
seems you haven't watched the movie
I don't even know what movie it is. Does his mother call him ugly?
no one in these threads has actually watched the movie (kino btw)
What movie?
file name
watch the movie
Is just called "marty"? I'm bumping fricking thread, you know? Trying to keep the discussion going. I don't why you homosexuals cant just plainly answer the fricking question. Fine frick you, frick your fricking boomer movie, frick your thread.
>this was considered utterly unfrickably ugly in 1965
EEEEEVILLLL!
I'm 25 years old and a virgin.
I'm 26 years old and a virgin
>Marty, how could I guess that wrong, I watched it 10 times!