I'm unbelievably fricking jealous of Elmo right now
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I'm unbelievably fricking jealous of Elmo right now
I'm unbelievably fricking jealous of Elmo right now
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Whose the old hag sitting on his lap?
Cillian Murphy in drag.
wtf i wanna suck and frick Cillian Murphy breasts!
>his lap
You autists cant even get anatomy right
>whose
You can’t expect much from ESLs. But I guess you also can’t expect white girls to fire back at them, just obediently keep taking it to the face from a groveling kneel because they aren’t white.
I still can't get over how old this b***h looks already lmao. It's like she overdosed on HGH and also had a drinking problem for decades to achieve this level of face bloat. I can't imagine peaking at 17. Go watch her Hot Ones interview or those leaked pics of her in a tank top, she was 17 then and that's literally the last time she was hot.
Stop trying so hard
Lmao incels here always pretending that they wouldn't be balls deep in Billie's pussy the first chance they got.
>"I think this woman hasn't aged well."
>"OH YEAH WELL YOU'D STILL FRICK HER HAHA YOU MAD."
wow, you really caught me with that one.
>putting quotation marks in greentext
Holy shit you newbies keep getting worse.
>"I think this woman hasn't aged well."
Yeah, that's what you wrote. You didn't write a sad over the top rant.
>sad over the top rant
>everyone who disagrees with my homosexual troony opinion must be sad and over the top
I would frick anyone who asked who wasn't visibly diseased
>"gay"
dude i would frick a 70 year old abo passed out on the road I think you need to go back
I hate to break it to you but I have way worse face bloat than her from only two years of drinking
she probably does coke and xanax if anything
I’m 21 and look like a meth addict too
Maybe you shouldn't have snorted all that cocaine when you were a teenager.
Same but ive been drinking regularly/heavily since 15
why?
All the attention goes to her breasts which is merited. But her eyes are S-tier. They might be better than Daddarios.
Hey I give attention to her lips too
She can be really cute if she weens off the zannies
Good eyes, good lips, good facial structure. Skin is pretty rough. She's not a stunning beauty but she's relatively pretty. The eyes/lips do a lot of heavy lifting.
I didn't notice how high her damn hairline is holy shit. No wonder she keeps her bangs.
God, I just want to fill her up with metamucil and, later, bkfst cereal and fruit and give her an enema and just have her shit all over the place while I give her some ipecac and she just throws up all over us before cleansing us with piss
Flaunting her breasts so brazenly is embarrassing and I say this as a coomer male. She's going to hit the wall easily and super hard before we even get half way through this decade most likely.
Frick off homosexual
Try to cope with it you homosexual zoomer, you can't. Your whole generation is ugly as shit.
She looks stoned as frick in that picture.
She is. Literally no white in her eyes.
That's a big sweater they put her in
God damn, I want to fricking come all over those breasts so bad AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Aww yeah, the old feeling up the titty with the back of the hand move. Good one, elmo, that's slick as frick, it's like the reverse hover hand
I wanna suck/frick her breasts, call her mommy (she's 8 years younger than me), and never talk to her again
>newbie posts wojak in lieu of actual argument
>homosexual can't even @ me correctly
>incel is still seething
lmao
>first it's newbie
>now it's incel
looks like the troony homosexual is running out of insults. maybe you should go look at your childporn and groom more children in your discord.
Lmao this dude has to be trolling no one can be this much of a homo
She couldn't even put some fricking eye drops in?
STOP SEXUALIZING MEEEEEEEE THIS IS WHY I WEAR BAGGY CLOTHINGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Are you moronic? She did that when she was underage. She isn't underage anymore.
20 yrs old? That's basically a child, you sick frick.
She wore the baggy stuff when she was under 18 and didn't want to be sexualized as a minor. Now she's an adult and shows off her breasts.
shes in control. shes not some idea from a guy. shes real in the flesh, and, guess what, shes everything you ever wanted.
good lord stop being such a mo
i apologize and i mean that
She's a fricking fatass christmas ham, jammed into her dresses with a shoehorn. You all have shit taste.
But she sells it so well, gaynon.
Don't be jelly, blubber belly, be glad it happened and you got to see it boingo.
>She's a fricking fatass christmas ham, jammed into her dresses with a shoehorn
That's what makes her so fricking hot.
Oh yeah bro, Cinemaphile really hates chubby females with gigantic breasts. Now on an unrelated topic, I'm off to my Christina Hendricks and Bryce Dallas Howard threads.
Rumpe
Is that the moron singer whos addicted to porn?
That negress to the left acting like she's as attractive as the rest of the girls never fails to make me laugh
I think she has small nips with big saucer areolas
So that whole "blank zoomer stare" thing is just an act and meant to be her signature blue steel or whatever, isn't it? Her just acting normal and cheerful here
You aren't given enough time to focus on her eyes and see the thousand wiener stare in those webms
That is called "eye color" anon. You might not recognize it, having darker than pitch brown eyes, but white people can actually have several different colors of eyes. In Billie's case she has pale blue eyes.
Coping mutt. She's squinting harder than Clint Eastwood
>several different colors of eyes
You mean the same three colors with different variations but yes you are correct against chang who is upset by his shit brown eyes
Several by definition means 3 or more, so it is correct.
Oh my apologies anon anyway frick non-whites
no shit you fricking idiot people pose for photographs
huge ass face for a small stature. She probably has a brown nipples anyway.
why was she on? was pbs explaining to children how to use a dragon dildo and the best lubes?
You have odd taste in women and this is coming from a guy who things Dobby from peep show is hot
>pale white blue eyed blonde girl with DSL and massive breasts
>Cinemaphile performatively spews vehement "hate"
You don't fool anyone for a second. If she was less famous you'd be all over this chick. It's just contrarianism.
prob cuz she's fricked mad blacks
also, looks like she smells like ham
In your mind
i just want to say that i dreamt frickn her anally and it was uneventful as fuk lol
wasnt into it. i bet she farts and laughs about it irl btw
I just made this new vp9 webm of her
r8 h8 deb8 masturb8
me on the right
another one
i want to draw this woman
Draw a fat frog instead. It'll be more fun.
no.
Seconding fat frog you homosexual
no. shes desirable, sorry a pedo like you cant see it.
another one
Hnggh
Why did God have to create such insufferable personalities and moronation to these soft and sensual creatures
Anime boob physics
I can save her.
Ugly fat prostitute
Did she fist him?
she cute
Prime harem material.
I NEED A FUCING THICK ASS SHORTSTACK RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why doesn't she open her eyes all the way? She'd look much more attractive without the dopey xanax look.
branding, it’s part of her image
see
It's her "look". She drops it when just being filmed casually and just acts normal.
It's not just look, it's everyone under 30s look
They need to put her standing next to Zendaya for the contrast
she has a cute tummy ngl
I imagine her elbows are too pointy
hard pass
I want to empty every last drop inside her.
God they're fricking massive
More like Titty Eilish
I would put babies inside her
>tattoos
Why does her face look 50
I haven't coomed to her yet
There is no amount of security presence on Earth that could prevent me from jumping on stage and raping her after this.
actually a lot slimmer than I expected
i'd be jealous of elmo if he got to touch someone with talent and beauty instead of that hideous slag
>not seeing through filters / airbrushing
Yikes anon
even with zero makeup she's a 10
that flat chimp face tho
This is only a 10 to the fevered mind.
>that jump cut at the end
Yeah, "no makeup." Right.
Not a single part of right's face has been untouched by surgical procedure.
Asian women do age better, but come on man. The pic on the right has a lot of make up plus filters.
It's funny to know the asiaticspammer is seething because Billie Eilish has two things his generic K-pop b***hes can never have; blue eyes and massive breasts
kek
there are bigger breasts in kpop and they aren't attached to fat mudsharks
I wouldn’t frick Billie with your dick but the only way you’re gonna have an uglier kid than one you’d have with her is if it were half Korean.
Billie's breasts are like twice the size of that, and that's with the K-pop girl's obvious bra helping
>obvious bra helping
she doesn't need any help
now consider the weight difference, she is 101 pounds while billie is around 150
You're coping badly. That chick has below average size breasts here, Billie's got massive breasts anywhere. That's the facts.
>best a K-pop prostitute can get up to is a B cup
Flat race
I get that you try to force your generic Koreans in every thread but you're not going to win a breasts contest with Koreans and Japanese women. Size is not in their genes.
>there are bigger breasts in kpop
Ahahahaha
No
I doubt there's bigger breasts in the entirety of Korea, never mind Kpop
you'd be very wrong
Wow you found the one in a billion Asian with big breasts
what are the odds of 3 "one in a billion" asian girls being in the same room at the same time?
What are the odds of "3 million worth of plastic surgery" in that room
Do you have an actual point other than posting your waifu where it's not asked for?
He's intensely jealous over the things white women (and most other races) have that his precious Asians don't. Like blue eyes and big breasts.
This hairstyle is completely unflattering on her tbh she needs bangs
The feathered look is also a no go for me dawg
names pls
Pretty high considering twitch or whatever streaming service essentially organized and facilitated this
>whoa what are the odds a bunch of people with a rare disease came to this rare disease meeting
it more a diet question than asian or not
most asian are skinny because the lack of fat as opposed to american which often fat because too much fat
No, Asians don't have the genes for big breasts, they're just about nonexistent over there
>bigger than her head
Well DAMN
WHO
You can attempt to cherrypick but the reality is 99.9% have little to no breasts and that includes your K-pop generic dolls.
Moar pls
Zoomers have taken over
Billie is legitimately the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen become famous
She is just so weird and gross looking it’s insane I mean she can sing but seriously, what a fricked up looking person, only 19 too, that is wild. Looks like a 47 year old man.
Trying too hard.
>Billie is legitimately the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen become famous
really? you can't think of anyone else?
As famous as Billie? Not off the top of my head, which is how I wrote that post. I guess Renee Zelwegger or however you say it, but she’s up there man. I just don’t see anything nice about her, she just looks so busted
Moss is legit one of my favorite actors
I think she's good at acting too. But she's terribly ugly.
She's so ugly that she's hot though, no?
kinda hot I mean
No I do not find myself attracted to Moss.
Oh..
I dunno I thought she was kinda cute in the later seasons of Mad Men
You're trying extra hard, my dear troony compadre. A bit over the topb(can't help yourself, comes naturally I guess) but hope you got it out of your system and can accept you can't, nor will ever be, a woman. God bless
>capeshit obsessed shitposter wants to call me a troony
lol, lmao even
>lol, lmao even
That's precious
What’s precious is how you wandered in from the 1,000th boys general after making your 600th post about the goyslop you enjoy to come in here and get upset about one post I made about some fat b***h
I’m glad I pissed you off and wasted your time and made you upset, I hope you feel that way all day today and all weekend as well.
Didn't read, kek. Had that pic for a while actually. Stay fuming, troony lol.
I’d say I’d see you at the next one before it 404s but I don’t go in them, anyway later dork
K
raging
A world with Maisie Williams in it and he's here screeching about...Billie Eilish of all people? I wish more of these ugly new actresses looked like Eilish.
yeah I'm thinking Billie's ok in my book...
>she can sing
This is how I know you're a troony
>notorious drug addict on the set of a children's TV show
just a few hours ago i was getting some stuff from the drug store down the street. the guy checking me out had a ton of tattoos on his arms, just naked women getting fricked by these giant snake creatures. there was a 10 year old in line behind me. i don't know why but i just froze in the spot at that moment and couldn't really process the reality of the situation. i think things are actually getting bad in society
>notorious drug addict on the set of a children's TV show
Yeah there's never been anyone suspect on this show before
Her eyes scream "burned out prostitute"
Sad to see honestly, fame shouldn't come to those so young
bump
I don't know why the "hate" for Eilish on this board is so wildly over the top. Are they all seeing a different chick from me or something? They're always acting like she's got Maisie Williams' face on Rebel Wilson's body, then I look at her and see a fairly attractive face with good features, slightly chubby but not significantly heavy body, and enormous breasts that would be big at any weight.
What am I missing? All I ever get is this vague nonsense like "LOOKS 75!!!" and "ZOOMER STARE!!!", yet she looks not much different from several women Cinemaphile go full waifu over. It's all very phony sounding with the melodramatic paragraphs of raging at this random popstar. I've never heard her music and I doubt I ever will, I'm just glad there's a white girl with big breasts as a star for once instead of these mannish mutt fridges like Zendaya.
Here's exactly what I'm talking about. The "ugliest woman ever" to be famous according to this guy. Then I look at
and think "...her?". What's supposed to be so ugly about that, all-time ugliest no less. It's just weird. Why does this chick invoke such frothing rage here?
Bitter and venomous incels cant help but express themselves in hyperbolic extremes.
It's partly a source of their condition, as well as a symptom.
kpopgays on suicide watch
To deny that what's her name has a certain easy beautiful voice is just lying to yourself.
Billie here, thanks for defending my honor. Please send me your email address, I want to talk to you privately.
billie haters are all just jealous
How big and pale do you think her nipples are, lads?
Very big, and awfully pale.
Wouldn't it be a nice surprise if they were tiny and like a dark pink/red?
Why is Jag Sbarro wearing that wig?
>I'm replying, but NOT because I'm a buttblasted little homosexual and you got under my skin! I'm just mocking you - ha ha
Can this c**t please frick off already? No one wants to see her dead-soul, fish-face, thousand-wiener stare anymore!
Go away gay
Eat shit and die.
>NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS PALE WHITE GIRL WITH BLUE EYES AND BIG LIPS AND MASSIVE BOOBS RAAAAH NOOOO WE NEED MORE BROWN FRIDGE GIRLS! SAVE US!
YOU JUST KNOW
Katy is underrated on so many levels.
last friday night, waking up in vegas, teenage dream, and california girls are all solid pop songs.
And pretty nice to look at
she has a weird face
Yeah she's awful
I like Wide Awake
You forgot:
Hot n Cold - Hyperborean Edit
Wide Awake / Fly Away Mashup
God damn she is an unattractive woman.
>Be teenager
>NOOOO STOP SEXUALIZING ME
>Turn 18
>LINGERIE PHOTO SHOOT TIME
she looks like the type to be a BBC crack prostitute
>someone STILL hasn't hacked her phone to leak all her nudes
It's not fair bros.
ELMO HAVE DREAM
HE GET ALL BOOBIE HE WANTED
I don't think she's gross but I don't think she's that hot either. Her breasts are big but she's a fat hog and she looks 10 years older than she actually is. Not to mention that she's a coal burner.
Is she high, or is that pink eye from a producer's load from earlier?
I'm the Boob Guy
>Sesame Street but with degenerate roasties
No wonder "viewers like you" stopped funding them
They've been bad for over 20 years at least
I enjoy large female breasts
I get the idea that Billie Eilish listens to Lana Del Rey
She's gonna have some serious back problems when she gets older.
>believing the back problems meme
Literally just do a bare minimum back exercises to grow some muscle
>Women would rather cut off their breasts than working out to relieve them of pain.
Checks out
this will genuinely never occur to most women who suffer with this
>Just hit gym bro
A friend of mine had back and shoulder pain because her huge breasts. She went to the gym regularly and had a personal trainer but that didn't help. Finally she had breast reduction surgery and the pain went away.
She probably wasn't doing the right exercises.
>She probably wasn't doing the right exercises
Then what's the point of having a PT?
I guess no one has ever been bad at their job before.
>Fat fricks on /b/ pretends to know what it's like having to carry 4 lbs of extra weight on your chest.
>idiot doesn't realise fat people have breasts too
I just dont get the appeal. she's a good singer but I wouldn't date her
Coalburner yuck
xannied
that red eye tho
She has huge breasts and appears proud of that, which I like.
I would like if she'd showed her breasts
Also I would like it even more if she'd shove them in my mouth by force
Story time sisters so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyysisterrrand i was gonna say something back when a boyapproached me and said "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella and a pentagram formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful " and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytanwell i wasn't going to let blasphemygo unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billieshe said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"but then i felt an evil force risingit was xxxtentacion he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh" and then allah and X fought and of course allah won and spread World peace so anyway that's the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty giveaway and remember praise allah everyday
Saw a dynamite fricking deepfake of her face on Kagney Linn Karter. Check it out man it's spot on. I don't give a frick about Billie Eyelash aside from how she looks. She took too long to pop her breasts out so she was only on my radar for that fricking terrible Bond song that's like 96% whispering what the frick. Would bury my dick though. I imagine everyone in the thread that's negging her or bullshitting petty comments like I am would frick the shit out her in a heartbeat as well.
>only deepfakes I saw have way too small breasts or completely wrong skintones
This is one of those shill threads isn't? This chick is going to be in some upcoming film or show or something?
I would seed and feed her
>Billie
Wait is this actually a fricking guy? Hormone treatment must have really fricking advanced in the last couple of years. Would have guessed it was a woman, wow.
Have you never heard Billie Jean before?
Are you moronic?
Billie is a girl's name as well you moron