I'm unironically hyped for this. I hope it's rated R.
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I'm unironically hyped for this. I hope it's rated R.
I'm unironically hyped for this. I hope it's rated R.
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I doubt it will be, the franchise is huge among kids and they will probably want that audience
Dude the first Five Nights at Freddy's is 9 years old now. At worst the movie will be made for teens/young adults.
How many people play those games vs watching people stream them? They don't seem fun at all.
The entire market for the game is people imitating the spooky reactions of people they watched playing the game on youtube.
Black person this franchise is only popular with 13 year olds
>b-but it’s been nearly a decade
and it’s still mostly popular with 13 year olds because most adults moved on
It's the beginning of the furry pipeline
>akshually only us millennials can be nostalgic for bing bing wahoo
Lmao
The game was made by a guy who wanted Christian-friendly horror. Why the frick would it be rated R? Are you moronic? It was made for literal children.
kek what? Christcucks are the most embarrassing people holy frick.
>he says while still living with his parents as a virgin neet in his mid 30s
>defending christcucks on a New Zealand Gun Owner's Association forum
based
The next decade is going to be so interesting with this shit. We get to watch a whole generation of puberty blocked medical experiments grow up, and go insane.
This. Even Mengele would be horrified at what leftoids have accomplished.
Sex change operations were literally one of the things he did.
Go to bed Matt
She could just do what my homie did, drop the hormones, and say she had cancer.
When my dude lost his legs from diabetes he was all bummed the frick out until we threw together a story about a motorcycle accident. Unethical sure but what the frick does it matter in the grand scheme of things.
Aw. Man, that sucks. I hope they got help.
Scott Cowthon, a devout Christian whose work has historically been Christian games, made a horror for children. You don't have to go far from A to B, right? Like if you know this and then see "Golden Freddy," you'd have to be moronic not to know.
>Scott Cowthon, a devout Christian whose work has historically been Christian games
>Man who historically works on kids movies decides to do something different and make an adult film
>It’s a kids film! He historically worked on kids movies
Your moron logic in action
Luckily Scott didn't make a fricking adult film, did he? Idiot. Goddamn you're so stupid.
I didnt say that did I? You are the biggest moron on Cinemaphile
He has to be trolling. I'm done with this moron. I bet he's a Slenderman fanboy. This is FNAF country
>Guys this is a Christian horror because the creator is Christian
Anon that's dumb logic. What elements of the game scream Christian horror?
>What elements of the game scream Christian horror?
The part where the creator says he wouldn't have made it without his faith, and Freddy being Satan as a golden metaphor. I don't know if you fake Christians on this church burning forum know this, but Lucifer was surrounded by golden instruments in heaven. He also sends you to literal Hell. Like I said, doesn't take a scientist. A to B. It's so simple.
>and Freddy being Satan
Where?
>but Lucifer was surrounded by golden instruments
Objection: relevance?
>He also sends you to literal Hell.
Objection: relevance?
You don't know shit about FNAF and it shows, chuddy
Golden Freddy. *You* don't know shit, dumb ass. Freddy's Satan. You're a helpless soul. Your favorite gayme's a homosexual metaphor for being chased by demons.
>Freddy's Satan.
Point exactly where it says that, chuddy
>Hopes soul
Point to where it says that, chuddy
YDKSAFNAF U massive homosexual
>it has to outright say it or it doesn't exist because I don't want to know I enjoyed Christian media
lmao fuggin rofl hahahahahahahaha
this guy won the argument
Any proof. How did you come to your conclusion chuddy?
William afton genuinely and literally gets sent to hell
Ok this is concrete evidence on how Freddy is the antichrist
>Hey, this red-eyed possessed team of demon-like animatronics has a leader who has a golden form. He seems to be able to send people straight to, what appears to be, literal Biblical Hell.
>"Well what's his name?"
>Freddy
>"Not Lucifer?"
>Apparently. And his creator's a guy who said his faith inspired the game, after taking notice that nobody was buying Christian games labeled as Christian games. Weird, huh?
>"Nah. It's probably a regular horror game. You got any evidence Freddy's Lucifer besides all that?"
>>Hey, this red-eyed possessed team of demon-like animatronics
Stopped reading there. They aren't red eyed, you dweeb, that's the Disney version
YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT FNAF
>Five Nights at Freddy's is an upcoming American supernatural horror film directed by Emma Tammi from a screenplay she co-wrote with Scott Cawthon and Seth Cuddeback.
Oooooh, wrong again, buddy. The creator approved it. It's canon now. Bet it stings to be entertained by our Lord.
>Trying this hard
There aren't many straws left to grasp on, chuddy
YDKSAFNAF
Even so, including christian imagery doesn’t make whatever it is christian.
Is Neon Genesis Evangelion christian for the inclusion of christian imagery?
If the Christian references actually meant something in eva, and or they were portrayed as good/true yes it would be
Haha I hope she kills herself
People give girl troons way too much slack. Buncha simps
>27
Even if the Boob Fairy put them back on she's missed the party.
why are you dumbasses falling for this larp
Welcome to reddit
Supremely based trans person.
>t-trannies are b-based
the defeated sigh of the gaytheist
im a mormon
even worse
Black person burn in hell
yeah nah, millennial fedoras have held the cringe crown at least a decade running now
>uses Christcuck
You're the embarrassing one, Shlomo
Are you aware that you worship a israelite you fricking moron?
Yes
>Christian-friendly horror.
I would kind of imagine that anything with demons, from Hellraiser to Wishmaster to Pumpkinhead, is Christian friendly horror because
>demons are represented as the enemy and are irredeemable - even going so far as to turn on one another
>Sinners get killed in horrific ways
>Religion is presented as fact in the stories
>If/when a religious person gets fricked up in a movie it's because they were dishonest, cowardly, transactional, etc.
I don't know why Christians feel that "Christian-friendly" has to mean kid-friendly.
Practically every slasher film is killing kids having sex.
Yeah for real. When you get down in to a good chunk of horror movies could also make for some christian cautionary tales. I guess the exceptions are the ones that go out of their way to try and offend like Terrifier or Faust
There's this weird torture fetish side to christianity, from the crucifixion, Passion of the Christ is legitimately better at torture porn than most of the Hostels
I'm not a Christian, and the game has nothing to do with demons. It's about some serial killer killing kids. Not too Christian tbh
the main antagonist gets sent to hell in pizzeria simulator, nice cope
LOL terrible bait
This is literally what happens in the story. Are you one of those “LOTR has nothing to do with catholicism” cope artists as well?
>Watching LOTR
they’re books bro
Why would you watch a book? You're such a fricking nerd omg
What's wrong with LOTR? Unless you're referring to the Amazon series.
William Afton is literally in hell in Ultimate Custom Night
And this proves the game is a Christian horror how...?
The creator is a diehard Christian.
And? If he made a porno, would it automatically be a Christian porno? Of course not, because the contents of the media dictates what sort of media it is. If the game doesn't have Christian elements, then it isn't a Christian game. They never even say "God" in the entire series
But the game DOES have Christian elements. Lord of the Rings never mentions "God" but you'd have to be willfully ignorant to declare there are zero Catholic undertones to the series.
What are the Christian elements in FNAF?
Hell, souls, the afterlife, Religious language IE "Demons", "Devil", "Hell" etc, I don't know why you're coping about this
You're either moronic or trolling. So because this horror game that revolves around ghosts includes language used to describe ghosts, that means this is a Christian horror game? Is nightmare on elm street a Christian movie? Is childs play a Christian movie? Is Friday the 13th a Christian movie? All of these movies take about hell, demons, the after life, and souls. I refuse to believe someone is this stupid
I didn't say anything about ghosts anon. Nightmare on elm street is a nightmare monster, childs play is a living fricking doll and friday the 13th is a slasher. And yes, all those movies take from Christian mythology. If you asked me if the exorcist was a Christian movie I would say yes, because not only are the creators outwardly Christian, but their works blatantly state and show Christian concepts as being true.
FNAF is all about ghosts, anon. It's very apparent you know nothing about it. You're avoiding the question because you know your logic is paper-weak. That's the greenlight that you're a troony still but hurt that Scott donated to conservatives. Stay mad, but dilate as you do so.
End communication
I'm defending Scott Cawthon moron, I didn't say anything bad about him. You literally said "bro its about a serial killer that means its not Christian" despite the fact that you can hear that same serial killer screaming to be put out of his misery, and in that same scene is describe as a demon, and the cassidy is told to forgive him "leave the demon to his demons". I haven't avoided any questions, and you refer to them as "ghosts" despite the fact that they're regularly referred to as souls because you know you're wrong. Also calling me a troony despite me saying there are Christian themes in the games which makes no sense.
Cenobytes and Pumpkinhead aren’t in the bible moron
>Matthew 28:19
>“Therefore, go and make disciples of all
nations, baptizing them in the name of the Pumpkinhead and the Rawhead Rex and of the Ghoulies.”
yes they are, he said demons were in the bible
All three exorcist movies were based off the the books and the author of the books is a Christian
He's a christian but that doesn't really have anything to do with the game tbh. His older games were really visually creepy and he got roasted for it so he leaned into it.
>Why the frick would it be rated R? Are you moronic? It was made for literal children.
The plot of the franchise is literally about the brutal murder of several small children by a serial killer. And that's not "if you interpret certain things a certain way," that's the literal, actual, objective plot.
Freddy kreuger was for children too, so what
Nightmare on elm street was rated r? Or at least it would be if it was made today
>jumpscare: the video game: the movie
it's going to be 90 minutes of jumpscares interspersed with trying to make people care about some female minority lead
trash, all the robots are 100% cgi
Just go watch Willy's Wonderland instead
they actually made real robots for the movie, I don't like how clean they look though in the original game they had a creepy vibe to them, the poster showing them as LE EVIL doesn't help either, I think showing them performing normally would be much better
It's one of those games that used to interest me but I never got around to playing it when it first came out. Fan shit aside, are they good at all?
It's about as entertaining as your average VN. Whole point is just avoiding jumpscare scenes, don't really do anything but push buttons.
The newer games (2016~) had more mechanics and more gameplay. Actually, everything after the first one had real gameplay
Cringekino incoming.
It will be rated S for Shit
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Its a kids movie moron, autistic kids at that
why the red eyes
Definetly pg-13 but you can make a good pg-13 horror flick. Signs for example
The red eyes ruin it.
Chad
The man next to him?
CoryxKenshin. Be grateful.
ARE YOU SHILLING A FAR RIGHT BIGOT'S MOVIE ON MY BOARD? It's time for you to get the frick out of here you little shit! Trans Rights Are Human Rights!
I prefer animation, thank you
The scariest one is the duck, no cap
It looks really bad and a fnaf movie could be kino if you knew what you were doing
have a nice day
I'm hyped for all the new porn we're going to get.
It wont be. They need to market merchandise towards children. Horror is dead.
Jeff the killer, slender, and the like had shitty stories but yeah FNAF degraded the horror game
You are behind the times. It's not even about merchandising now, it's about e-celebrity clout.
Fnaf is to blame for this but its kind of unfair to shit on it for it, fnaf is the step between these two things, and it was unique and interesting for it
Five nights at freddy's is for teenage girls, it won't be rated R.
No Nicolas Cage?
It's for the same type of person who likes Harry Potter crap
The hoes want to frick william afton, micheal afton and springtrap anon Im sorry you had to find out this way
Never played this game but there is a decent amount of good hmoaf porn of it so its probably pretty good.
Holy soi
BUT
THATS JUST A THEORY
A GAME THEORY
most schizo thread on Cinemaphile
Do you still play video games?
The games themselves don't really show a lot of violence, at best a splatter of blood when the player dies or something. Main audience for this would be kids so if they make it rated R that prevents most of them from going to see it if it's just a theatrical release and it doesn't also come out on streaming services.