I'M UTHRED SON OF UTHRED OF BEBEMBAH
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(Formerly Osbert)
Destiny IS ALL
>YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
FACKIN ENGRISH wienerSUCKA
Please stop making fun of the fricking show you basterds
Is the show any good? Or does it become ultra cucked after a few seasons like Viking? Do the english (evil people) lose?
The English people (good people) eventually win against the savage murderous Danes and convert the Viking leader to Christianity.
The first 3 seasons are very good. After that you're on your own.
just watch to the King Alfred's death episode, top tier character stealing the show
The show definitely peaked at the end of season 2.
Friendly reminder that Hild is best girl.
>mogs you’re path
Annoying slag.
Enjoy your boring missionary position sex that’s only for baby making
Enjoy constant drama, your dick getting cut off or losing half your assets.
These two made the show a slog in parts. The Skaadi "actress" was one of the worst actresses I've seen on modern TV, like she was middle school play level.
And Brida is just a constantly aggrieved butthole with invincible plot armor whos got an angry underbite like a piranha. Fricking English bulldog looking prostitute, then they expect her death to be an emotional moment. Frick you Breda. How does she keep getting put in charge.
Brida completely deserved being tortured by the Welsh and I’m tired of saying she didn’t
No she didn't
Invaded a country and killed innocents for material wealth? How was she not
Yeah, she went full on genocidal in season 4
>she’s a sorceress because she’s hot and I can’t control my penis for it is cursed by the witch
Do Danes really?
>she’s a sorceress because she’s hot and I can’t control my penis for it is cursed by the witch
This is exactly what cute girls do to me
Alfred was a great cast. The guy looks like a medieval painting, his acting skills are just a cherry on top.
For sure, the show died with him, but his character was an butthole to uthred
Uthred was a wild card, Alfred tried to domesticate one of his best warriors. But Uthred was stubborn and Alfred had long term plans involving the complete subyugation of the pagan danes and the unification of England
uthred later understood about the reunification of England except for Bebbanburg. This show is cool and so are the books
>The first 3 seasons are very good. After that you're on your own.
Hmm, I wonder what changed after season 3? Hint: look up writers’ names
Yeah it was 1 bloke adapting the books for the first 2 seasons.
It spirals into absurdity around late season 2, season 3.
Late seasons are absolutely awful because Uhtred simultaneously becomes an unbeatable god figure and utterly pathetic.
Repeatedly forgives Brida for doing horrible shit to his family
The Last Kingdom is significantly better than Vikings.
I feel like it is maybe one of the best paced shows I've seen. I'm not saying its a 10/10 show or anything, but it never wastes your time. Very consistent fun adventure show.
I can't stand that all of the seasons basically reuse the same plot again and again
>Uther does some stupid shit and pisses of the king
>he saves his ass and they get back on good terms again
>repeat in the next season
Yes it's good. It remains uncucked and all-white until one of the last seasons. There's one black priest visiting from Rome, and a handful of black extras among the Mediterranean/North African pirates.
Then they made a Netflix movie where the king is secretly a gay and everybody who finds out doesn't seem to care that much. It's an unnecessary epilogue that shouldn't prevent you from watching.
And what of good Leofric?
How is this series situated in medieval Europe not woke? Where are the medieval Afroamericans? Who made it happen?
Weird.
I felt bad for her and then I didn't
Good prosthetic.
>MY NAME IS UTHRED SON OF UTHRED
>BORN AS A SAXON BUT RAISED AS A DANE
>CAST OUT FROM MY HOME, SEPERATED FROM MY KIN
>I HAVE SOUGHT REFUGE AND REDEMPTION FROM KING ALFRED OF WESSEX
>BUT HE IS ONCE AGAIN KEKING ME OUT OF HIS PROMISES TO HELP ME RETAKE MY RIGHTFUL SEAT AT BEBBENBURGH
>TORN BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE, I MUST KEEP DOING SIDEQUESTS FOR ALFRED SO THAT I CAN GET ENOUGH XP TO RECLAIM BEBBEBNBEUGH
>FATE IS TESTING ME, BUT I WILL SURVIVE
>DESTINY IS ALL
>*HEEEUEUEHEEEHGEEUUUUNNHEEEEHHHHH*
BEBUBAH BORN N BRED
I’m don’t even know how to say bebbabbebburgh anymore
*makes an otherwise super easy to get into show borderline unwatchable in your path*
gisela and athelflaed were best
Gisela yes
Athelflead no
*runs out of woods*
I AM UHTRED SON OF UHTRED
BORN A SAXON, YET RAISED… AS A DANE
*runs back into woods*
Didn't the show make Alfred kinda look like a pushover when he was a brilliant leader and general irl?
No, but it makes his son Edward look like a much bigger moron than he was in real life
Uthred is the Gary Stu here
it was so sad in the final seasons when they turned him into an action hero and gave him a tanker haircut. and then the priest just dies in a ditch somewhere. soulless
he did nothing wrong
Slag
>tfw danish bastard shits