I'm watching S3 of Breaking Bad and these guys are taking me the frick out of it. They're that kind of silent "we're badass and we don't look at explosions and we also have skull tipped shoes because we're that cool" kind of villains.
Anyone else have this problem?
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breaking bad is not exactly high IQ kino bro
it only pretended to be golden age hbo tier in the first few episodes of s1 that were more about character drama
everything else is cheap thriller drivel
It's kino, but in a comic book/80s action movie kind of way
They are cartoonish characters for sure. But from what I've gathered, Mexican cartel members love gaudy clothes, gold-plated kalashnikovs, exotic pet animals etc.
So I don't believe they are completely unrealistic.
Normally they wouldn't be wearing suits but yeah it's pretty realistic. Especially the part where they'd rather chop you up rather than just shoot you
they're strong role models that a young latino boy can look up to
Breaking soi was always a live action cartoon for adults
>two face gus
>i am le one who knocks
>bbbb-bonfire
>machine gun in trunk killing nazis
>magnets b***h
>any scene with le 4d chessmaster gus
>it's not le meth
>the two assassin brothers
>>i am le one who knocks
Only dumb fricks ever thought that was supposed to be a cool moment.
Let's see
>two face gus
Kino
>i am le one who knocks
Kino
>bbbb-bonfire
Kino
>machine gun in trunk killing nazis
Kino
>magnets b***h
Kino
>any scene with le 4d chessmaster gus
Kino
>it's not le meth
Unrealistic but who cares. Kino
>the two assassin brothers
Kino
I don't the the problem
>if I respond to any criticism of the show with kino I automatically win
Dumb breaking wind fanboy
Got my (you). (You) lost
They're what Mexican cartel members would like to be like.
Breaking Bad is exhausting to watch and somehow to not watch still with some idiot popping up in threads constantly claiming it to be an all time great. The whole thing is a drag. Something straight up moronic, tacky and badly shot happens every 2 episodes. The show is almost a satire of itself with how much it thinks its a drama but is full of silly stuff, it just lacks the humour for it to kind of work.
If you can't see the humour in it you're very low IQ
>Anyone else have this problem?
The big problem with Breaking Bad and especially Better Call Saul is that they're full of contrivances. Things just happen to get the plot where it needs to be, it doesn't make any sense in hindsight but you're so bewildered by the picturesque nature of it, which the mute twins with the skull shoes completely embody. Nothing about their behaviour makes any fricking sense, there's really no reason for them to be like that every goddamn second.
It gets really bad with Gus in Better Call Saul. At no point is Gus the amicable dude he was in Breaking Bad he's just hard-faced serious man the whole fricking time despite the fact we see him in circumstances where he could actually be as chill as he was with Walt.
I would stop watching Breaking Bad at the end of Season 4. It just gets completely moronic from that point forward.
Anyone who says they like the fly episode, or anything involving the underground meth lab, should be castrated.
Based. The Fly is the most overrated episode in the history of television.
Overrated? Do you mean people actually liked that shit? Damn...
I just watched The fly episode this year after skipping it in 2012 bc my cousin said it was a filler episode. What the frick do people like about it? Weak ass episode
the production/marketing hyped it up to cover for it being filler and some people, using the term loosely, still haven't caught on
Pleb status: Filtered.
breaking bad was good for the three or four episodes of s1 where it was a comedy, then it became a drama, but confused people with still including stuff that belonged in a comedy. i dunno. the show sucks. everyone who likes it thinks it's something that it isn't, or isn't on purpose at least
>everyone who likes it thinks it's something that it isn't, or isn't on purpose at least
what the frick did he mean by this?
Honestly, the more I learn about the real wirld villain, the less of a problem I have with cartoonishness of media villain portrayals. All this "everybody's a hero in their own story" is just crap. Evil is for whackos.
>Honestly, the more I learn about the real wirld villain, the less of a problem I have with cartoonishness of media villain portrayals
Pfft take yourr meds schizo
Rewatched BB earlier this year. Now rewatching Sopranos. Do yourself a favor, just watch Sopranos
it's not even close. The characters in Sopranos piss and shit all over BB. Walter White should have been skinned alive by Tuco in season 2
i dont have that problem because i dont watch shows for midwits
After thinking about it for a few seconds, they're just supposed to cartoonishly oversimplify the cartel's notoriety for being cold and effective killers. Sure, they're absurd, but there's no denying that the Mexican cartels are hideous monsters. If they want someone dead, they're going to die a horrible death that'll end up on whatever site hosts shit since Liveleak's murder.
That's why they don't speak, their actions speak for them as they're merely tools. Just knowing they exist is enough to be scared.
Sorry, I let my painfully high IQ post tonight, lads.
>they're just supposed to cartoonishly
>Jokes on you. They were supposed to be goofy ass villains
Breaking soiboys cope
>"Mexican murder" personified isn't as cool and serious as my animes!
Revolting mind at work, here.
Why did you say the same thing twice?
So breaking soi fanboys can understand it. They have the IQ of a lima bean after all.
Repeating something doesn't actually make it more understandable tho, thats a misake a lot of people do when trying to communicate. What is actually needed is clarification
Thanks for explaining that repetition isn't good for communication. Your explanation about repetition not being good for communication is greatly appreciated.
Bad cope
>If they want someone dead, they're going to die a horrible death that'll end up on whatever site hosts shit since Liveleak's murder.
Not gringos over the border though. The mormon massacre in 2019 brought a ton of shit on them and fairly soon after they had their leader arrested after losing government favour.
My problem is the crealy want to work on him and do it as slowly and painfully as possible then they get a fricking axe?
Real cartel shit would just kidnapp him and take him somewhere where you skin the fricker
Visually, it's scarier than them just holding scalpels. I also don't think there's any point to a public, cartel classic execution because Walter White is a nobody. He gets axe-murdered in his home, so if you know you know, if you're a cop you have no idea what happened.
You know it's meant to be riding the line between character drama, tropey crime fiction and comedy, right?
They died pretty easy.
nah man, they're the only reason i gave the show a shot when i saw clips of them on yt
Dumb frick zoomer
Its amazing how anything slightly unrealistic or hightened manages to make some anons so fricking butthurt
it's amazing how you didn't deny being a filthy broccoli head
Broccoli is great, you should try it, wonderful with some salt and raw olive oil (or butter if you don't care about your heart)
You can hate it if you want to but I like it, thats what having different tastes is like
Broccoli is good. Broccoli heads are disgusting and need to frick off from this board. Learn the difference.
I'm not disgusting tho
some (keyword some) zoomers are alright anon
it was a different time
Breaking Bad is capeshit tier
Its more 80s Arnold/Stalone kino but with normies as main characters instead
There’s a reason that stuff is usually under 2 hours and not 5 seasons
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You say that as if Breaking Bad isn't a constant on this board
They are goofy with how hard they try to be badass, but it's mostly fine because they're jobbers. These guys aren't good, they only LARP as cool guys. The only people they can kill are nobodies in the middle of nowhere and one cop who had his back turned. The second they encountered someone who fights back both of them got killed. The twins only appear as the problem to the casual midwit viewer.
The real problems are elsewhere. Like the 70 year old boomer who is a badass who can do anything and kill anyone, he does what the twins were trying to do effortlessly. The problem is Gus becoming this weird superhuman who hides in plain sight and has unseen masterplans running in his head and he can deflect bullets and sense car bombs because he is heckin' BADASS chickenman. Gus and boomer are the real cartoon characters, but the writers got high off their own farts and then turned Walter into an even bigger cartoon. Walter kills them both and you will say his heckin' name because he is le one who knocks and he can snap his finger and 10 different high profile criminals will get assasinated in different jails at the same time.
The real point of no return for the show was the plane crash scene. Everything after that point is a fricking goofy cartoon. There were issues before that like the explosive meth and Walter walking out of a drug den without an issue after blowing the place up, but those were small issues.
>everyone thinks Breaking Bad is kino so I must believe it is le bad so I can reaffirm my identity as a rebel
>every subject on Cinemaphile ever
Breaking Bad is so unrewatchable for me
I can rewatch The Sopranos, The Shield, The Wire all the time but Breaking Bad is just so dull
You need to skip half the show (Walt Jr., Skylar, Marie scenes) in order to make it bearable
because its a show centered around 'twists' and le badass crazy moments. once you know all of it the plot itself is pretty dull
The show becomes very different from season 3 onwards. These guys are literal anime villains and they won’t be the last ones unfortunately.
So it's not good after season 3, mirroring BCS?
Anything involving the Mexican Cartel and the show devolves into an absurdist fever dream. They simply did not know how to write the Mexican antagonist characters without going full speedy gonzalez