I’m watching Sideways again bros
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But you still haven't opened that bottle you've been holding onto
I’m saving for a special occasion…
I open all my bottles.
I had a girl give me a bottle of wine as a gift saying we would open it together 10 years later I opened it by myself because I'd run out of all other booze in the house. She was never coming back in my life anyway.
Based. She wanted to ride carousel while you pined for her roast beef.
You made the right choice.
What a sad way to look at the world. You have no context and zero actual details yet you jump to the ol’ “prostitute it up in the 20s and ‘settle down’” trope. Better luck next life fren, in another universe you’re slaying pussy left and right I assure you.
Lol this is where you bait me to justify myself to you by providing details from my personal life, correct?
Frick you, you unmitigated homosexual. No one is fooled by your horseshit.
Look, the incel is malding!
>demands argument
>gets one
>ad hom + non-sequitur
I accept your concession. Last (You) btw. Better luck next time.
Nobody demanded an argument, brainlet, what the frick are you on about. Very unintelligent little dude we got over here, not to mention that you’re replying to different anons as if they’re the same person. I’m the one who called you sad, not the one who called you an incel but I don’t disagree with that anon, you are absolutely fuming and it’s hilarious.
that's sad as frick. keep trying, anon. it's probably good that you got rid of it so you could move on.
>opened it by myself because I'd run out of all other booze
>She was never coming back
Perhaps these two things share a root cause.
This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch
Watch the superior wine movie
Not now Miles!
surprising how hot this scene was to me. maybe it was seeing how small Sandra Oh was and how she seemed to give zero fricks that Miles walked in. Alexander Payne knew hot to film his wife getting fricked, I guess
Are they actually fricking
nah
She's not a bad actor but I wouldn't call her hot.
i don't really find her hot either, but just found this scene hot with her for some reason. she honestly looked the prettiest in this movie than i had anywhere else though
One of my favorite jokes from early 30 Rock is when Tina Fey says “I don’t judge people based on their race, I once asked a black guy if he’d seen Sideways”
its inherently racist to assume all white people have seen Sideways. when I saw the trailer for it as a teen I never would have considered it, but seeing it in my 30's it made sense.
How is it possible for such a simple joke to fly so far over your head kek
>women
>jokes
pick one
Uh okay. Whatever you say, dumbass.
breasts or gtfo
>doesn’t into 30 Rock
Stop embarrassing yourself.
To this day I refuse to drink Merlot purely because of this film even though I can't tell the difference between wines.
You're not the only one.
>That line apparently echoed beyond the cineplex: In a 2009 case study, Steven Cuellar, an economics professor at Sonoma State University, found a measurable decline in merlot sales of about 2 percent from January 2005 (the film was released in October 2004) through 2008. During that same time period, pinot noir sales increased 16 percent — it's now the second-most-planted varietal in California's Sonoma County.
> measurable decline in merlot sales of about 2 percent
Just to be clear trying to tie a change like this to a movie is fricking hopeless statistically. The noise variation due to thousands of other factors is ginormous. Error bars like you can’t believe.
But people love these fricking “x because y” stories so the bullshit studies will never stop.
Pretty funny considering the movie makes it clear that it has nothing to do with the quality of Merlot and is entirely because he’s a manbaby who can’t get over his ex-wife.
Is this the thread?
I haven't had a drink in 3 days and feeling euphoric. I can't wait to relapse again though.
DRINK YOU PEASANT
Red wine mostly. The major problem is my girlfriend and I are too social and it always ends up in us getting wasted then coming home and drinking more then feeling like shit until 5pm and drinking to get through the next social event and thus the cycle repeats.
>alcoholic
>get alcoholic gf
>become worse alcoholics together
Got me a gf that only drinks socially. My trick to drinking at home is to drink two 500ml cans of 15% beer so that it's just "2 beers" (she doesn't understand ABV). Lets me maintain weekend drinking without getting pulled deeper into the hole. In fact, before I moved in with her, I was a nightly drinker spiraling out of control.
Where did you meet?
At work after being friends for a while. We would go out drinking every Friday after work.
What a gay. My last two exes hated my drinking.
My new girl is just as bad as me and it's bliss.
>Drinks a rare vintage out of a paper cup in a diner because he’s depressed
moron
he gave up on everything and realized he was saving it for something that would never come. does your brain process things while you watch them?
>sideways
But her pussy was normal
I like these threads.
I like you.
Everyone ITT should listen to Giamatti's podcast. It's extremely comfy
Is that the one where he goons?
>Giamatta JOI Podcast
tfw you wake up after falling asleep to the DVD menu of Sideways with this song playing for 8 hours straight
God, I miss DVD menus.
Also, that song was mid. Chasing the Golfers was the kino track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Bb7VskNxI
it is kinda funny thinking back all the times falling asleep and waking up to the dvd menu and it being like twice as loud aa the movie was with huge poorly edited swells that just come/go
why do anons on here like arguing so much? i'm not picking sides or anything, but in general most threads have people absolutely seething about something another anon said
Poster above you, I have no idea. I like calling people out for being morons as well as shitposting but apparently according to waterbrained mongoloids that’s an invitation for debate.
boards just attract an angry bunch that might be miserable with their lives, honestly
>tfw from solvang and it's become considerably more brown over the years
used to just be asian tour busses, now you have to squint to find whites there
Getting married in the fall bros. Small wedding, like 10 people because frick spending money on that shit.
Would it be a good time if I took my 3-4 bros invited to the wedding to Cali wine country for the 'bachelor' party or would it be boring as frick and should just go and get shitfaced in Vegas or Reno?
Literally go on a Sideways tour, I'm sure they have them. Or at least try to recreate the movie. Asian prostitute is mandatory.
some anon from cali in a thread a couple months ago said it's totally worth it if you know the right places to go. a few of the ones they go to in the movie have closed, but i'd say do that area but just research beforehand. sounds pretty awesome and way better than vegas to me. just don't expect your joint worked on
Just steak, golf and wine, lads.
>*sips*
>aah…a fine bottle of thunderbird fortified wine
I only even drink beer but I love Sideways.
I watched this movie while drinking box wine.
i normally drink boxed wine but then i realize it was tough to gauge how much to drink every night. the other night i had a normal sized bottle and didn't feel drunk. i'm in trouble, bros.
It's fun to see Giamatti in his proto-gooner phase in this film.
>we were supposed to believe that Giamatti’s chad friend would go for this creature to cheat on his hot blonde wife
jesus christ, why would payne do this
She didn’t look like that in the movie though? Stupid point
this b***h was always ugly
almost ruined the movie for me
She was fine in 2004 and his original intentions was just someone to frick for a few days before his wedding, not like he was looking for someone with which to make a long term commitment. If it weren't for his cold feet and fear of moving on with his life he would've just pumped and dumped and instantly forgotten about.
>drinks one beer
>WHAT A LIFE
I am a simple man.