>"I'm watching that thor movie and i'm thinking, how much did that hammer weigh?"
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>"I'm watching that thor movie and i'm thinking, how much did that hammer weigh?"
>But I didn't have breakfast?
Underrated
As funny as this is, since becoming a meme I've noticed way more white people with beeping fire alarms
No you haven't.
fr fr doe wypipo holdin us down and larping as kangs n shiet
I'm just saying. I watch a lot of amateur porn and every other video of dumb white b***hes stripping has the beeps in the background. I've noticed the beep in voiceover on white british youtubers. It's a dumb people thing
Liar
The majority of your interactions are probably with white people.
Nice try, shitskin.
In my experience it's a poor people thing. Just for reference I hadn't seen a black IRL until I was in my 20's.
white people stealing they culcha as usual
To be fair, any 'Why' would just be bigger-physics, which is probably his perspective here. The same way you can say metaphysics is still physics.
SHUT UP NERD
i don't get why a phenomena made famous by amateur interracial porn become a popular meme and it was repeated ad nauseam on this website and especially on /misc/
Because its reality. Watching some random youtube videos with black creators and there are many times chirping in the backround
> made famous by amateur interracial porn
IR porn addicted leftoids like you always put yourself
>black peepo have dey smoke alarms buzzin
>What? How did you find this out!? You must watch a lot of interracial porn!
I’ve never once heard that meme referenced by amateur porn, it’s always in Xbox live party chats I thought
>made famous by amateur interracial porn
Weird cope. It became known over the pandemic because blacks were doing way more video calls from home and people started noticing it.
I forgot about the fire alarm meme and thought this was some blend of schizoposting with a black science mask
>Joe, Joe, Joe, listen. You hear that? So that's the electromagnetic frequency waves being output by the the government microphones inside of this room. In fact, there are more secret government microphones spying on you at any given moment, then there are comets passing through our solar system. Now with that many microphones, not one of them has evidence of intelligent, nonhuman, life on this planet.
non burger here, explain this meme to me
black people don't replace their smoke detector's batteries so you see a lot of media in black people's homes that have chirps in them
Smoke detectors periodically chirp when they're low on battery to let you know to put in a new battery, like so: https://youtu.be/gXQkGSO9kH0
At some point people started noticing that black people in social media videos would very often have a chirping smoke detector in the background. Long story short, the meme is that black people can't make the connection between the chirping and the smoke detector so they don't change the batteries and don't know how to stop the chirping despite how annoying it is.
Fire alarms beep when the battery is low. People living in apartments don't care and will take their time to replace them. Poor people definitely don't care and will get to it when they get to it. Poor lazy people don't care to the point they will live with the beep until their mind blanks out the sound.
Amateur porn is a good source of the beeps, as you tend to get filming with minimal cuts so you will eventually hear a beep. (Plus amateur porn filmers are generally poor lazy and living in apartments).
Perhaps because of people watching interracaial amateur porn made the association with blacks, but also a group of youtube shorts went viral showing a black podcast host asking another black person to fix their smoke alarm and the second black person didn't know what they were referring to. It's common in poor/welfare households, so it's overrepresented in black houses.
Anecdotally, since this became a meme I have noticed it much more in white people. Huge percentage of russian amateur porn has beeps. Professional porn shoots have beeps (makes sense if someone isn't actually living in the house). But also white youtubers I once enjoyed watching have noticeable beeps in their voiceover.
It's laziness mostly, but Cinemaphile is incapable of nuance anymore so people will get butthurt if you suggest people other than blacks are capable of being too lazy to swap batteries.
israeli freak can't shut up about cuck porn for 2 seconds
>Black folk are too stupid to change batteries
>YEAH BUT DID YOU KNOW ABOUT KEK PORN????
absolutely mind broken, unhinged
>someone brings up black people
>"Black folk Black folk I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"
Methinks the newbie doth protest too much
You are literally talking about watching so much cuck porn you remember all the thousand times you heard chirps in cuck porn
have a nice day, israelite
I've never once heard a fricking chirp in porn. You seriously need to have a nice day.
>i'm aggressively proud of not noticing things
>It's laziness mostly
Nah, blacks are annoying noise-machines so see no problem with having one in their house
Whats funny is that my dog loses her shit on the beeps - so every year when they need to be replaced, I have to go replace them all, I can't wait till morning or tomorrow.
Blacks just let it go forever because they would rather spend that 6 bucks on mcdonalds
If he's so smart how come he never learned to shut up?
He's conservative.
what a weird thing to lie about vile schlomo
*rapes*
this homie aged 20 years in the past 2
frick you just reminded me about his pro troony debate
that shit was fricking hilarious
Blacks do live tenish years less than Whites on average due to cardiovascular disease. Even when accounting for crime or poor diet, their bodies are genetically several thousand years less evolved. They didn't have a couple hundred generations of geriatric cattle barons expressing political will as the first kings/chiefs, selecting for older and older monarchs that live longer and longer to pass on genes with longevity since rich old men can still breed.
I don't think that's true, if you control for economic status I'm sure you won't see any degree of statistical significance
>im sure you won’t
lmao, shitlibs never let ignorance get in the way of being sure
anon, that is specifically what you did in your first post, in the most truthful and undeniable sense
>he thinks he's descended from royalty
so what you're saying is, you wuz kangs n shiet?
He's getting those little black spot things on his cheeks like Morgan Freeman.
I have seen that happening to men too often. They loo the same from 30 to 45, and out of nowhere, they look like shit
Black person don't crigger
He's just really stupid in that most annoyingly austistic way.
That 'friend' who would debate you over the most inane shit.
>man it's frickin hot as hell today
>'achtually, there's no concrete evidence of hel or hades existing, therefore it cannot be as hot as said non-existing thing'
That's every atheist
Its like peterson
>Define hot
>Define hell
>Define today
>Define frickin
He's smarter than you chud, where's your phd
ntc but i have a PhD in physics and I also think Tyson is a cretin
heh
>Yeah, in the movie they said-
>So I calculated its density based on the materials it is supposed to be made of.
>movie where a drunk billionaire makes a suit that can accelerate and decelerate him to and from hypersonic speeds in fractions of a second without breaking all his bones and crushing his muscles
>a scientists is exposed to gamma radiation and becomes super strong instead of just getting super leukemia
>a mythical deity from another realm of existence comes to earth with a hammer capable of being thrown through just about everything
"uhh, you see, the kind of mass that an object would need to have to do this kinds of things is just not... just not realistic."
i fricking hate people like this. it's already established to be a fantasy movie and yet they will try to apply the rules of our physical reality in a totally arbitrary way only to demonstrate to you that they know said rules.
>supposed supergenius
>talks about the "mass" of thors hammer
Its very clearly shown to not be very heavy, like 30lbs maybe. Its MAGIC. Its that a person cant LIFT it, not that its heavy, otherwise the giant helicopter aircraft carrier thing wouldn't even be able to take off with it on it. Im not even a marvelgay I havent seen past the first avengers movie but this seems pretty obvious. Hell I saw a clip where it was casually resting on a glass table for god's sake
I have seen zero Thor movies but this makes sense, other it would punch through earth or floor whenever it was set down
The hammer isn't heavy. The hammer simply cannot be moved by the unworthy and forces itself against their efforts. To measure its weight to accept its sentience which would then require you to accept its magical properties which would, in turn, render its scientific value null as it is inherently not an object that operates within the bounds of strictly physical laws. Asking scientific questions about it without an arcane foundation of knowledge renders all inquiry moot and meaningless. Sorry. It's magic. We ain't gotta explain shit.
What kind of frickin loser hasn't seen thor but knows about the hammer's properties lmao
it's Cinemaphile anon I haven't watched a movie in about 15 years but I still know about them
Are you moronic or have you been living under a rock for the past decade? You dont need to watch a single capeshit movie to know its a magical hammer that shoots lightning. Just like you dont need to watch a single Fast and Furious movie to know its about cars that go fast.
yes it was a comic book before the movies
You don't remember when they are all around the glass table arguing and debating whether an empty elevator going up would be worthy?
Since we're talking about mass and conflating it with weight, why do britbongs give you their mass in kilograms when stating their weight? The kilogram is a unit of mass. Weight is dependent upon gravity. You could at least measure it in Newtons, you dumb fricks.
>um actually sweaty we're implicitly using newtons per g, you americans wouldn't understand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram-force
BEEP
I remember atheists spamming quotes from this Black person but literally nothing else about him
Anyone know this guy's stance on kissing yourself in the mirror? Curious if he has a take
kiss lips
Tell me more about how superheroes are unrealistic.
>doesnt know a bat isnt blind
I mean thats bad, but the fact he tweeted out his shit character idea for a childrens / young adult story out to the world is a 100× worse. I would be embarrassed to have boldy told this to my friends while drunk
He's so fricking stupid it's embarrassing.
hes a literal Cinemaphile contrarian yet you hate him
I hate people who are too similar to me because I'm a narcissist, like the guy in Coherence that wants to kill his clone
Is he though really? He is college certified and well spoken which is more than you can say about the moronic brownoids flooding this site. He is just a shitty reddit know it all to the bone.
>I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!!!!!!!!
>ummmm, men have veganas and women have penises, okay? all experts have reached the same conclusion. it's very simple really
>Be very smart
>Be so smart you have a Phd In Astrophysics from columbia
>Have also studied at several other prestigious universities including harvard and princeton
>Become famous for being smart
>Become a very well known person just because how smart you are.
>Get opportunities to on shows with audience of millions because you're so smart
Truly fascinating and disturbing how a man revered for how smart he is and is treated as an authority when it comes to fields that not many people can understand has a superiority complex.
He's not a very smart person. He's a pop scientist propped up by the establishment. Having a degree in a field doesn't equate to having intelligence.
Compared to the average person, it basically does. It might not make you a genius, but it's not a simple task to get a STEM PhD, let alone one from the most selective universities in the country. He is a social moron though, narcissist, etc. But it's not as though getting any of those degrees is just a simple matter of patience and persistence or something.
>getting any of those degrees is just a simple matter of patience and persistence or something.
It really is
I dunno man, these universities really do select the for the best of the best. It's not easy to just get into Columbia by applying repeatedly, you need the best grades out of thousands of people all competing against you. And getting the best grades isn't just a simple matter of reading a couple textbook pages and memorising factoids or whatever.
I know chanhomosexuals think that being black in America just gives you a free pass to go to Harvard or something, but realistically that's not true, including with grassBlack person.
Surely, part of what gives meaning to word 'intelligence' is your ability to use your mind to do things that others can't. It's fun to trivialise the entire education system, but the reality is most people who circlejerk that narrative couldn't even pass a highschool AP class.
this is not the evidence you think it is, yes plenty of zoomers have terrible general knowledge, that doesn't mean a PhD physics course at fricking Princeton or equivalent was bullshit and easy to pass. You said 'there are no prestigious universities' but your first video takes place at Kennesaw State for fricks sake. As for the picture, I'm sure that there are quack doctors here and there who can get onto an MD scholarship on technicalities and abusing the system; this doesn't even come close to the idea that higher education as a whole is a sham. Neither is it proof that a pop scientist who went to multiple top universities and got postdocs in fricking astrophysics, is just some low IQ Black person.
the number of people who get into these schools based on grades is far, far higher than the number that get in on nepotism. You can say 'after a certain IQ threshold' sure, but the typical person and the IQ threshold they represent doesn't have a chance of getting into a competitive school.
The typical person is a fricking moron. Doesn’t make this guy *not* moronic.
After a certain IQ threshold, it really is all about just patience and persistence. Also these schools are mostly about who you know.
No it isn’t and your ability to get into these schools is based on race which is due to affirmative action.
During the civil rights movement the government decided to give gibs to Black folk and soon the universities followed. Basically let’s say you were white and your score was pretty high, you will be judged with your fellow peers and if you didn’t make the cut you just weren’t good enough. For the Black person on the hand because he’s being given gibs even if his score was low he will accepted. What this means overall is mismatching of the education system at large. If things were carried out properly the Black person would probably be sent to a lesser school and still do pretty well but because he’s being sent to a prestigious school it means he needs to bring with a higher work ethic and their might be concepts that in his previous school might not have been explained to him. Because of this the prestigious has to either A. let the Black person come and fail or B. Dumb everything down. Guess which option they chose?
>he thinks grades correlate with intelligence and talent
Bill Nye was considered a science guy. He has a BS in mechanical engineering. worked at Boeing. There are tons of people with those credentials.
I know this is going to shock you, but engineers are basically just scientists that focus on application rather than research/data collection.
it's not going to shock me. i have multiple family members who are engineers and no one considers them authorities on science.
That's not what a scientist is, chud
A scientist made this, mechanical engineers just made the parts to his specifications
and by "specifications" you mean he said he needed a jet engine capable of producing that amount of thrust.
Which doesnt really amount to "made this" if you ask me.
Invented would be a more appropriate word I suppose, which is what scientists and inventors actually do
Just like the engineers milling M4 or AR lowers to mil-spec didn't design or invent them
>not just a simple matter of patience and persistence or something
If you can pass differential equations and an introductory proof class then getting a STEM PhD is literally just hard work from there. It's not uncommon for PhDs of any field to be midwits, and Neil is one.
>t. M.S. Mathematics too lazy to do PhD
>get into college because you're black and they have diversity quotas
>get your scores bumped up
>graduate with a useless degree
>get hired to be a pencil pusher at an observatory
>become famous because you're the only black guy who was part of the team that decided pluto is not a planet
>everyone sees the black guy and goes ''wow, a smart black guy, I've never seen one holy heck this is epic''
>becomes a celebrity
>open your mouth
>you're a fricking idiot because being hired for being black doesn't magically make you smart
>prestigious universities
No such thing.
In Amerimuttland everyone can finish everything. So long as they're brown or gay. Even the "white" are moronic - see the mutt government.
Why is she bragging about being an unqualified diversity hire?
But she DID eat breakfast this morning!
heh
Yeah, let's see her Step1 and Step2 scores Jaime.
Half black friend just posted a picture where the entire surgical residence group of that year was black women. Don't go to Mount Sinai to have surgery done if you are in NYC
Yeah smart
>be an NPC
>believe anything any institution tells you about itself
>believe everything the media tells you
>framing is like hypnosis to you
brb kissing my mirror
Damn, he's even worse than Jaden Smith.
I imagine he’s got a room in his house where every surface is covered in mirrors and he spends several hours every day trying to kiss himself on the cheek
Imagined him trying to put his mouth over his dick in the mirror and eventually realizing he cant, and then rediscovering that every few years
>it gets shorter and shorter
>in a mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips
Step 1: Stand in front of a mirror and kiss the back of your hand
Step 2: Look in the mirror
check mate atheist
Post the "the new year doesn't actually mean anything" tweets he does every single Jan 1.
>How would I feel if I didn't have breakfast this morning? *chuckles* Well I did in fact have breakfast this morning. There's residual evidence of this occurring and in a few hours I will leave a big stinky pile of evidence of me having in fact eaten breakfast *chuckles* And that's how science works.
does he really analyze fiction aimed at 14 year old boys
Can't get over the fact how methed out he was on Joe Rogan show
He stole that university position from thousands of more qualified white candidates.
Shameful.
>phd physicist confusing weight and mass
he is in astro
if you’re in the know, you know
I unfortunately am
How much does it weigh? That depends what planet it's on. I think you meant to ask how much mass it has.
Bill Nyger
reminder this guy failed out of university, transferred to a shit school to finish, was caught plagiarizing, has zero telescope time as astrophysicist, has no primary or secondary or tertiary contributions to any papers (hes the etc on end of names on the papers tagged on for credit but did no work), has accomplished nothing in his entire career and is just a mouth piece for propaganda and gatekeeping.
his publication history is legitimately hilarious
director of the hayden planetarium in nyc sounds pretty impressive to be but i guess im a big dummy and you are smarter than everyone else just nobody recognizes it yet. well you will show everyone someday
George W Bush was president of the United States.
Anyone can be anything with enough fame.
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EDUCATE ABOUT SCIENCE
>YOU HAVE TO BE A GENIUS INVENTOR LIKE ELON MUSK
I suspected he was a fraud and a diversity insert back then and am sure of it now. Back then it seemed a little ridiculous that they would go to such lengths but now it's clearly obvious, of course they would. Who's going to say otherwise? He and Bill Nye both are just midwits who got selected as mouth pieces for the Church of Science (TM).
>Church of Science (TM)
Columbia and Harvard are bad universities?
I also looked up his CV and he has several first-author publications. Why would you lie?
We know.
>neil degrasse tyson after trying to kiss himself in the mirror on anything other than his lips
>is a better black science man in you're path
Sorry grandpa...
This guy doesn't even put a case on his phone because he thinks he is superior to the average person and will never drop it
Does he wear seatbelts while driving?
Not NDT, but I've had cell phones for over 20 years at this point and I have never put a case on any of them nor have I ever dropped one. This idea that dropping your phone is just inevitable is absurd to me, how clumsy can people be?
inane observation and he thinks it's profound at 7 different points in his life
ok I'll say it:
dumb Black person
does he have alzheimer's or he is just king redditer?
>how much did that hammer weigh?"
It's supposed to be that only Thor can lift it, but apparently anyone can now. So I'd say 5lbs.
They blew their load early when they let vision lift it. So by the time Captain America got ahold of it, it was underwhelming.
The MCU is filled with so much missed potential,
Is he a closet homo? Kind of has that vibe.