Imagine being the President and getting the sexiest woman in the world to give you a BJ and a quick frick.
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Imagine being the President and getting the sexiest woman in the world to give you a BJ and a quick frick.
imagine getting killed by glowies for exposing--ack
I er uh
She was never the sexiest woman in the world. Just just fricked and sucked her way to the top.
Or bottom.
>She was never the sexiest woman in the world
Yeah she was according to the vast majority of men at the time and the mainstream media. No one cares what your homosexual zoomer ass thinks.
Dude, unless you were there, you're believing all the hype. Movies, magazines, that shit. All made by execs and moguls who were protecting their bottom line and a guaranteed plow session. When she signed her first contract, her first words were, "Now I'll never have to give another blowjob!"
How wrong she was.
>Constant drugs and drinking
>Awful smell from lack of bathing (said her husband Joe DiMaggio)
>Repeated abortions
>Nonstop dripping from producers, actors, sports stars
>Would eat like a pig in her own bed, then pull the sheet up over the mess and sleep on it (said Clark Gable, who she was fricking)
Yeah, I can see where I'm wrong.
Don't put pussy on a pedestal, incel virgin.
Meant for
all of this is kino though
It's not something I'd go near with a stolen dick on a javelin.
what does any of that have to do with her looks or films or screen persona you massive homosexual? you'd rather ignore that and pay attention to a bunch of gossip about her like some jealous housewife. lmao what a gay.
Have you read anything but this website in your whole life? Also, looks fade, personality matters, and a prostitute is a prostitute. I don't give a frick about her on-screen persona. That's not who she WAS.
AUUUH AUUH AUUUH CHOWDAH
Why'd the CIA kill him bros??
Because Johnson didn't want to wait another 6 years
Foah suppah, I-er-ah, wanna frick a lahteenuh
I-er-a want a party platta!!!
That never happened. But funny.. I also shot him. You can call off the search. He was a pedophile.
Imagine witnessing your father having your sister lobotomized
the three letters virgins killed the three letters chad
What if Marilyn was really just an MK Ultra'd slave like candy jones and was being prostituted to JFK to spy on him?
Haha that's so crazy, it's not like the CIA hated him or anything and would want to do that
CHOWDAH
The funny thing is I can imagine that.
What I can't imagine is being the president and settling for this.
Monica was a decent slampig back in the 90s.
Hilary is a b***h behind the scenes as well and was getting old, why he didn’t leave her for Monica makes no sense. Also if you think Monica isn’t hot you’re gay.
Hilary's a b***h in front of the scenes.
Hey! You're forgetting her handbag line!
True and kek.
imagine your only claim to fame is sucking bill clintons dick.
he didnt settle
she was just there at that moment
and slick willy was like:
>that'll do pig, that'll do
murdered by his own government. haunting to look at his photos.
>imagine
We don't have to. You know who you're taking about? You're talking about J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-JAAAAAAAAAAY FK
>The CIA
It was a mob hit
who do yuo think paid the mob
He double teamed her with RFK.
>gets tons of BJs that are supposed to keep him in line under threat of scandal
>steps out of line anyway because lul i'll never be WASP anyway so yolo not my problem
>gets the greatest BJ care of LBJ to the dome in Dallas
By 1961, she’d already hit the wall
How can anyone say that's not a forced robotic trauma programmed approximation of a smile?
Sophia > Marilyn
for me, its kathrine ross
she got out sexied by Anne Bancroft who was 10 years older
I think you're all correct. I say leapfrog it. Start with Loren until she starts fading, hop on over to Ross's place for another few years, then boom. Bancroft. I'd ride that train until Helen Mirren came of age. She's still holding up remarkably well, even to this day.
too bad he was a shit president
I guess normies will forgive you anything if you look good and have a victim card to play
>Jackie’s phat juicy booty is right there
>Falls asleep
This homie gay asf.
Pussy put him to sleep, can’t even blame him.
you can tell from that photo alone he was not shot with a rifle from that building behind, his entire face would be blown off
>you can tell from that photo alone he was not shot with a rifle from that building behind, his entire face would be blown off
Anon, I...
that's from a movie. there was no big booty shot of jackie.
If i were the president I'd have anya taylor joy and daisy ridley locked in my white house sex dungeon, then switch one of them out for that girl from logan
>anya taylor joy
That's an x files episode about alien infiltration of the executive branch, my dude
who will play him
he gives good heads too.
Is this the greatest irl kino ever caught on film?
>No more blowjobs, Jack
lee harvey was just an upset cuck
back and to the left
back and to the left
back and to the left
I wonder if there's something about that kind of face, because he looks like pete davidson all of a sudden to me. The eyes and the way they smile?
I hate how puritanical america is. People frick, we all know it, stop acting like it's some huge scandal anytime it happens.