Idk we are always surprised its not a meme and actually a significant amount of people over do attend them lmao.
Enough for it to be a running theme for decades now. You guys live in hell.
>drink beers and rose wine at the beach with some instagram models till 4 am >frick the one with the biggest breasts in the nearest bush >get home at 5, sleep for 2 hours, come to work drunk stumbling across the street >barely make it alive till the end of the shift without vomiting, shitting myself or embarassing myself in front of the customers
WHAT A LIFE
>drunk at work >without embarassing myself in front of the customers
they were embarrassed, for you, because you are a hopeless drunk. and if you think you fooled everyone because no one said anything, think again.
Probably. One already filed a complaint against me for being rude, laughing at him and then throwing him out a couple days before that. Got an earful from the prostitute manager for it
it's pretty hilarious since it's very easy not to do something that requires effort. it's like being proud of not raping. >look at me i'm not a rapist! winning!
I mean do you want to get drunk? I can't really handle being drunk more than 2-3 days in a row before I need a reset
Last time I got super drunk at a family gathering and puked in my father's guest bed since I was too druk to travel home. 5 days earlier I fell asleep and threw up all over myself and my new bed. How do I stop
Last time I got super drunk at a family gathering and puked in my father's guest bed since I was too druk to travel home. 5 days earlier I fell asleep and threw up all over myself and my new bed. How do I stop
He's literally me
Hello, Roger.
dont need to imagine shit
Three weeks sober. I don't even like getting drunk anynore, I just want to be drunk.
>Just spent 45 minutes telling my therapist I don't drink anymore
>Immediately drink my $5 wine when session ends
>visiting therapist
do americans really?
Maybe you should see one yourself. What with this odd obsession with Americans. You seem fixated even.
Idk we are always surprised its not a meme and actually a significant amount of people over do attend them lmao.
Enough for it to be a running theme for decades now. You guys live in hell.
Kek whatever helps u sleep at night europoor
*enhances your summer evening kino*
kino
>yes, my sugar drink, much more pleasing with more sugar
What's it like having the sensibility of a 14 year old girl, anon?
Why buy it pre-canned? Can't you just mix rum and cola for significantly cheaper and just as easy?
milk and vodka sounds nasty but i love screwdrivers
I am so fricking drunk right now, what kinos do i watch
Boku no Pico
lord of war for some classic nic cage kino
Helluva Boss.
Why would you empty milk from the container it's stored in into a pitcher just to immediately pour a fraction of it out to make a drink?
I wish I had some oxycodone and ice cold vodka
>drink beers and rose wine at the beach with some instagram models till 4 am
>frick the one with the biggest breasts in the nearest bush
>get home at 5, sleep for 2 hours, come to work drunk stumbling across the street
>barely make it alive till the end of the shift without vomiting, shitting myself or embarassing myself in front of the customers
WHAT A LIFE
>drunk at work
>without embarassing myself in front of the customers
they were embarrassed, for you, because you are a hopeless drunk. and if you think you fooled everyone because no one said anything, think again.
Probably. One already filed a complaint against me for being rude, laughing at him and then throwing him out a couple days before that. Got an earful from the prostitute manager for it
what do you do
He lied about hanging out with insta models and then lied about having sex with them. He just got drunk at home, alone.
WHAT A LIFE
Imagine being able to drink without shooting up coke
I do a 6 pack every other day. Am I okay?
probably not
just like your average american destroying your body with shit
You are not only okay, you are based.
Yeah that's not that bad
yeah you're fine
3 beers a day? Not a big deal
no, but having 2-3 glasses of wine is fine
That isnt shit
I don't need to imagine, I'm literally drinking an alcoholic beverage right now.
Six years sober, lads
>Six years sober, lads
>Three weeks sober.
imagine bragging about not drinking.
>I am so fricking drunk right now, what kinos do i watch
all of them
>imagine bragging about not drinking.
they see it as their personal achievement
same with fattys if they manage to reach a healthy weight
Only the morons who post daily about being a drunken mess on Cinemaphile would think being a fat lush is an accomplishment.
learn to read moron
those two things are the literal definition of personal achievement you miserable c**t
>he is proud of being a normal healthy man
kek, you have achieved nothing if you believe this to be respectable
Literally nothing wrong with having self control. Being a weak out of control homosexual doesnt make you "based"
This is the song norwegian youth play all day
sounds familiar doesn't it?
it's pretty hilarious since it's very easy not to do something that requires effort. it's like being proud of not raping.
>look at me i'm not a rapist! winning!
Alcoholic beverages are just for trannies.
Imagine not being a gay
when did Cinemaphile get overrun by muslims?
Better than soda
who let the teetotalers in this thread? this is a DRUK thread.
anyhow I am going to quaf some alcoholic beverages and enjoy some kino
>28 degrees on Friday
Frick lads literally too warm to drink
You kidding? It's perfect weather for a nice cold pint
Nah thats too warm to do anything for a Bong like me
Medbvlls stay winning
I'm a bong too you moron
Literally drinking a beer right now
Its not 28 degrees right now is it moron, i'd fricking knock your gay ass out
Frick you c**t fight me
You are a b***h
Frick, he got dubs
well you know what you have to do: either accept it or prove him wrong
>You kidding? It's perfect weather for a nice cold pint
or a MEGA PINT
Euroshitters drink it piss warm, remember?
my father does this, but I can't stomach it
>this thread
>4pm in the afternoon
WHAT A LIFE
Just to honor Factotum as well I'll go put a short man in a headlock and spin him around.
Drink three of these and you'll either flame out of the San Francisco Chronicle or eventually corner the Zodiac Killer in his basement.
Even having sex with a man is less homosexual than drinking alcoholic beverages.
That's funny because I just drank over 300ml of vodka
This thread is getting pretty low test and bluepilled
just bought myslef a liter of vodka
>brain is screaming at me to go buy booze since I'm usually drunk at this point but I'm trying to stop drinking during the week
I mean do you want to get drunk? I can't really handle being drunk more than 2-3 days in a row before I need a reset
based if you're under 22
might not be the best idea to click on druk threads if you're trying to abstain anon
this, it's essentially edging, and means failure is imminent
>might not be the best idea to click on druk threads if you're trying to abstain anon
or you could say frick it and hit the bottle
5 days sober bros, i've never craved a nice cold beer this much
Last time I got super drunk at a family gathering and puked in my father's guest bed since I was too druk to travel home. 5 days earlier I fell asleep and threw up all over myself and my new bed. How do I stop
Bought myself a bottle of red wine, having it in the balcony (it's midnight) while browsing the chans and listening to The Cure
sounds pretty kino, I'm jelly
for me its beer drinking mukbangs