I want to drink, but I’m stuck with a dilemma. The dumb b***h is in the bathroom and she’s been in there for 30 minutes. The other bathroom doesn’t have the shampoo and soap. And I need to take a shower before I go out to buy beer. But the problem is, it’s going to be kind of late by the time I get them, and I have a busy day tomorrow. I’m going to the zoo, and also popping into work for a couple hours, and then I’m going shooting and possibly hunting. If I drink, I might be hungover and it might affect my morning. So, I don’t know. I just can’t decide if I should drink tonight or not. Maybe if she finishes up within the next 5 minutes here I can muster it
Did he just kill a prostitute and bury her body out in the woods and never bothered to clean up the blood on the carpet or something? What is the story behind this strange yet mesmerizing image
Sounds like me. I was sober for a really long time, but then I had to go on a date, and I was drinking a lot of coffee so feeling a bit nervous. I said frick it, and drank some alcohol to balance me out. It was mostly fine, but then I decided to just drink some beer from my cars in the middle of work. It was chill, but then some people started acting a little weird, a little “sus”, you could even say I guess. I don’t know, but they were acting kind of funny, and then I thought maybe some people noticed and like something was going on. But it turned out, nothing came of it. Now I’m a beer and a half down, and eating some thawed out frozen sushi
yeah man its good to recharge your dopamine receptors every now and then
porn is pathetic when you think about it, and not normal in any way. in lieu of a partner just jack off real quick with only your imagination in the bathroom/shower, and then get on with your day/life. our slowly evolving hominid brains aren't calibrated for such insane novel sexual imagery experiences.
I would hate a bar like that. Being aroused is annoying. That’s why I hate strip clubs. I need to finish what I start, so if I get a boner, the need to frick is like craving a cigarette I don’t enjoy titillation. I might enjoy it for a few seconds but who is going to finish him? (My dick). Or if I just came, then I’m not even really enjoying the nudity or revealing clothing, so it’s never really a positive situation
I want to drink, but I’m stuck with a dilemma. The dumb b***h is in the bathroom and she’s been in there for 30 minutes. The other bathroom doesn’t have the shampoo and soap. And I need to take a shower before I go out to buy beer. But the problem is, it’s going to be kind of late by the time I get them, and I have a busy day tomorrow. I’m going to the zoo, and also popping into work for a couple hours, and then I’m going shooting and possibly hunting. If I drink, I might be hungover and it might affect my morning. So, I don’t know. I just can’t decide if I should drink tonight or not. Maybe if she finishes up within the next 5 minutes here I can muster it
>I need to take a shower before I go out to buy beer
I don't understand?
sounds you like you love your gf/wife anon
kek anon i litterly am so poor i didnt have the money to drink today
not terrible drink tomoroow anon in solidarity of your poor bros
>I need to smell like a woman before I go out to buy beer
yeah, you better shower. liquor stores will never ever sell to people who smell or look disheveled.
I miss the threads from last year bros
>it's been a whole year
>DUDE OFFTOPIC SHITPOSTING LMAO
MODS
Little gay b***h. You’re lucky your dumb nerd ass is behind a keyboard or I’d clean your goddamn clock
dumb drunk
Have a drink.
this is a thread about the film leaving las vegas, anon
Kino. He deserved the Oscar.
He's so boring now
agreed
KWAKEN
Has anyone tried the spiced kraken rum? Is it any good?
It's ok. Not a fan of dark rum.
tastes like tootsie rolls
>tfw literally can't go on date without having a pregame beverage
feelsgoodman
grim
Keep it up anon
Nice work, celebrate with a drink
Cringe.
You'll relapse
homosexual
You will
I've been alcohol free since January last year. Quit drinking a week after I lost my job.
This was me bro
It was over before it began
I was born like this. I was born to get druk
I'm 3 weeks sober. I feel great. Frick alcohol forever
Its poison plain and simple
You mean like, the thing I'm doing right now?
For me it's getting buzzed everyday instead of drunk so I can function the next day
>got a papercut from the beer case cardboard again
Alcohol is Satan
but it does taste very naisu
get some devil alcohol up ya
Did he just kill a prostitute and bury her body out in the woods and never bothered to clean up the blood on the carpet or something? What is the story behind this strange yet mesmerizing image
get a load of this lightweight
never even puked blood after a binge
Aw man, that’s his puke blood? That’s more disturbing now than me imagining the blood pool from a dead prostitute
if you throw up to hard you burst some shit and throw up blood its actually completly painless and happend to me one time
its just jarring but normally at the time your more concerd about how hard your heaving and breathing inbetween convusions kek
this dude unironically looks super happy for the state he is in if this is the next morning also probably drank wine or something else red
don't mind if I do!
>4 months sober yesterday
>now drinking in the bathroom at work 20 minutes before meeting
honestly feels good to be back drukbros
Sounds like me. I was sober for a really long time, but then I had to go on a date, and I was drinking a lot of coffee so feeling a bit nervous. I said frick it, and drank some alcohol to balance me out. It was mostly fine, but then I decided to just drink some beer from my cars in the middle of work. It was chill, but then some people started acting a little weird, a little “sus”, you could even say I guess. I don’t know, but they were acting kind of funny, and then I thought maybe some people noticed and like something was going on. But it turned out, nothing came of it. Now I’m a beer and a half down, and eating some thawed out frozen sushi
I get bored when i go weeks/months without drinking. Don't know how you c**ts do it
>9 weeks no booze
>12 weeks no porn
Unironically wiser and less high strung
noporn is actually based
porn is pathetic when you think about it, and not normal in any way. in lieu of a partner just jack off real quick with only your imagination in the bathroom/shower, and then get on with your day/life. our slowly evolving hominid brains aren't calibrated for such insane novel sexual imagery experiences.
yeah man its good to recharge your dopamine receptors every now and then
stop posting ugly prostitutes and post good beer
>americans at hofbrauhaus munich
every
time
I would hate a bar like that. Being aroused is annoying. That’s why I hate strip clubs. I need to finish what I start, so if I get a boner, the need to frick is like craving a cigarette I don’t enjoy titillation. I might enjoy it for a few seconds but who is going to finish him? (My dick). Or if I just came, then I’m not even really enjoying the nudity or revealing clothing, so it’s never really a positive situation
This beer tastes like ass!
Her ass tastes like beer!
whats the point of hangovers really
how do i drink and watch movies?