Sorry dude, but it was probably Chinks: https://www.penn.museum/research/project.php?pid=12#:~:text=Chemical%20analyses%20recently%20confirmed%20that,in%20the%20Yellow%20River%20Valley.
geez they finally stop starving every 10 years and now they claim to have invented everything.
their claim to inventing divegrass is particularly shameless. some ancient chinks kicked a rock so soccer is theirs forever.
why would you waste coke just to shitpost on a taiwanese window repair forum. save that shit for when you wanna go outside and pretend to have a personality
I drunk wine last weekend and have felt like I had a hangover that lasted all week. I can have some beers and feel fine. Its a shame cause it tastes nice. thats why I drink too much.
It depends on the other dimensions of the "inch" and the size of the cups.
A mongol khan was told he cannot drink more than a cup of wine a day (he was dying of alcoholism) so he commissioned a truly huge cup for his wine - more like a bucket.
Why do sobergays and alcoholics think it's impossible to just have a few drinks and be done? Most people aren't getting blackout drunk every single time they have a couple drinks. It's called self control
What type of beer? Drinking light beer is almost like drinking water, except your gut is probably all fricked up because of the sugar in beer. When was the last time you had a solid shit?[...]
probably not true, just get ur liver checked it's probably just slightly enlarged due to excessive stress
it's almost impossible to get liver damage from weak drinks such as beer
in my buddy's family everyone is a high functioning alcoholic, wealthy and successful no health issues, from granny chugging baileys to the teens pounding cases to the patriarch staying drunk 24/7 with zero consequences.
it happens. some people are fine tuned for sprinting, or mountain climbing. why not boozing?
2 years ago
Anonymous
my neighbor is in his 80s and spends his days making his own wine and getting shitfaced while chain smoking just like he has for 60 years
genetics innit?
>shit like normal, gut is fine
perhaps you are custom designed to enjoy the drunk lifestyle.
that happens from time to time - some guys are just built different. enjoy!
>i drink 12-15 beers every single night and
Good man.
Why do sobergays and alcoholics think it's impossible to just have a few drinks and be done? Most people aren't getting blackout drunk every single time they have a couple drinks. It's called self control
My dad used to say "one is too many, and a dozen isn't enough." He passed at 56. F.
What type of beer? Drinking light beer is almost like drinking water, except your gut is probably all fricked up because of the sugar in beer. When was the last time you had a solid shit?
i stopped drinking because i wanted to improve myself. what happened after that you can imagine. my social interactions plummeted. i became a recluse. i lose all the friends I had made and had hard time making new ones. my ills worsened. since i stopepd i have been in and out of jail, mental institutions, hospitals. my OCD (gone for 10 years) came back in full. i became depressed and pushed all my loved ones away. every night was like a new opportunity for some latent psychological or physiological problem to rear its head from the fertile ground of my sober body. I started getting visions of my father forcing himself on me but I couldn't bring myself to figure out if they were real or not. I became severely paranoid, always waiting for an ulterior motive behind the kindness of others. so I ended up in this dank, dark room, curtains always shut, caught in a foul nightmare. and you see these sanctimonious pricks on TV saying that alcohol is so bad, wa wa. I'm sick of pretending that I'm happy without drink. I don't have a problem, I have a lack of one. Being an alcoholic was the best experience of my life, as you see, life is a total joke. It's time to crack open a brand new 500ml bottle of Smirnoff and drink it straight while I watch the new Scorsese flick. Hopefully I'll burn out my liver and die before I can ever suffer unhappiness again. Salut brothers. What a life.
I'm getting schizo vibes from your post, but good on you for giving up the bottle and then realizing it made you what you are. Enjoy the Scorsese kino.
The Irishman
I guess it's not that new but I havent seen it yet
I dunno if it's supposed to be a comedy but al pacino calling everyone a wienersucker while de niro sits there with that perplexed expression is making me laugh out loud
You should probably start regulating a little better to be safe, because people who blackout frequently represent a smaller subsection of drinkers and have a tendency to die in awful ways, and often develop lengthy arrest records. Be careful. A good idea is to drink a standard cup (8oz) of water between each drink, or to have no more than one drink every 45-90 minutes. In my teens and early 20s I blacked out once a week or more, and while it led to a lot of fun, I'll never remember a good deal of it, and it resulted in an equal amount of trouble.
Thanks, I've cut down on drinking a lot, it's like once a month instead of every Friday and Saturday, and when in company I try to keep it under control. I'm a good drunk, though and don't get violent or anything bad, just talk too much.
not necessarily too late, you can always clean up your act, but it shows manifestation of neurological issues. there is damage, that's all. it's not the end of the world.
one of my buddies stopped at that point, another buddy chose to keep drinking.
you chose to be in this thread. It's a coping thread with all of the sad and pathetic self loathing, with none of the self delusion. Everyone here is exactly aware of how bad drinking is, and how shit their lives are, and the face they put on is a thin veneer of irony and satirical humor, satirizing their own miserable lives to cheer up themselves and others, most of their peers being in this very thread for the very same reasons. I truly don't think you are a real person if you actually missed this blatant and obvious distinction.
Alcohol is invented by israelites
Sorry dude, but it was probably Chinks: https://www.penn.museum/research/project.php?pid=12#:~:text=Chemical%20analyses%20recently%20confirmed%20that,in%20the%20Yellow%20River%20Valley.
geez they finally stop starving every 10 years and now they claim to have invented everything.
their claim to inventing divegrass is particularly shameless. some ancient chinks kicked a rock so soccer is theirs forever.
On my third liter of rum since Friday and have lost the plot entirely.
I've been drunk for 10 days straight. God it hurts. My whole body hurts. But I cant stop.
based
been drinking wine and taking bumps of coke this evening
why would you waste coke just to shitpost on a taiwanese window repair forum. save that shit for when you wanna go outside and pretend to have a personality
just not ready to say goodbye to the weekend yet
>goodbye to the weekend
check out the non-american who's weekend ends on a sunday. pathetic
amateur
I drunk wine last weekend and have felt like I had a hangover that lasted all week. I can have some beers and feel fine. Its a shame cause it tastes nice. thats why I drink too much.
Benders are the actual devil.
Frighteningly relatable film. Ride's gotta end sometime.
Im a sober gay now, i hate it
Why do you willingly drink poison?
being alive is poison
this, in a way drinking water is like drinking poison
I'm doing a dry july and all I do is imagine drinking
54 days sober bros.
Good job buddy. 2 years here
I'm jealous.. well done lad. I made it 100 days on my last recovery attempt. It felt good. I was going to the gym and sleeping so well.
ywnbaw
im out of beer, bros
hold me
>doesn't even drink liquor, wants the actual drunks to sympathize with him
frick off normie
its so hot here, I prefer beer
maybe Ill whip something up
WHAT A LIFE
I drink an inch of wine everyday and two or three cups of beer a week, is this alcoholism?
Never post in a druk thread again
okay but how many feet of beer?
It depends on the other dimensions of the "inch" and the size of the cups.
A mongol khan was told he cannot drink more than a cup of wine a day (he was dying of alcoholism) so he commissioned a truly huge cup for his wine - more like a bucket.
Kys
We are, in style
Why do sobergays and alcoholics think it's impossible to just have a few drinks and be done? Most people aren't getting blackout drunk every single time they have a couple drinks. It's called self control
t . boring
>Just have a few
imagine such a thing being possible
It feels a lot worse just having a few drinks over being sober. It's all or nothing.
No clue. At my highest point of drinking I'd drop about 3-6 drink in a night and maybe go home sober 2 days out of the week.
Now it's a beer or two when I have the time to enjoy them.
all or nothing, homosexual.
8 months clean anxiety is real.
i drink 12-15 beers every single night and wake up feeling regular and go about my day
have done so for many years
is this normal
No you are literally going to die, you have infact probably already done permanent damage
ok good
usually 4.5-5%
shit like normal, gut is fine
probably not true, just get ur liver checked it's probably just slightly enlarged due to excessive stress
it's almost impossible to get liver damage from weak drinks such as beer
>it's almost impossible to get liver damage from weak drinks such as beer
Now this is some alchy cope
it's true though, beer has such low alcoholic content even 3-4 liters per day on average aren't enough to cause cirrhosis
i haven't seen a doctor since i was in the army 12 years ago and i never get sick
not starting now
just don't care
in my buddy's family everyone is a high functioning alcoholic, wealthy and successful no health issues, from granny chugging baileys to the teens pounding cases to the patriarch staying drunk 24/7 with zero consequences.
it happens. some people are fine tuned for sprinting, or mountain climbing. why not boozing?
my neighbor is in his 80s and spends his days making his own wine and getting shitfaced while chain smoking just like he has for 60 years
genetics innit?
I am very jealous. Oh to be so blessed!
>shit like normal, gut is fine
perhaps you are custom designed to enjoy the drunk lifestyle.
that happens from time to time - some guys are just built different. enjoy!
>i drink 12-15 beers every single night and
Good man.
My dad used to say "one is too many, and a dozen isn't enough." He passed at 56. F.
I'm sorry for your loss. 56 is young for this day and age.
mine died at 53, yay..
What type of beer? Drinking light beer is almost like drinking water, except your gut is probably all fricked up because of the sugar in beer. When was the last time you had a solid shit?
you'll be fine
until you're not
15 beers every single night is normal for a lot of guys but it's gonna take a toll eventually
i stopped drinking because i wanted to improve myself. what happened after that you can imagine. my social interactions plummeted. i became a recluse. i lose all the friends I had made and had hard time making new ones. my ills worsened. since i stopepd i have been in and out of jail, mental institutions, hospitals. my OCD (gone for 10 years) came back in full. i became depressed and pushed all my loved ones away. every night was like a new opportunity for some latent psychological or physiological problem to rear its head from the fertile ground of my sober body. I started getting visions of my father forcing himself on me but I couldn't bring myself to figure out if they were real or not. I became severely paranoid, always waiting for an ulterior motive behind the kindness of others. so I ended up in this dank, dark room, curtains always shut, caught in a foul nightmare. and you see these sanctimonious pricks on TV saying that alcohol is so bad, wa wa. I'm sick of pretending that I'm happy without drink. I don't have a problem, I have a lack of one. Being an alcoholic was the best experience of my life, as you see, life is a total joke. It's time to crack open a brand new 500ml bottle of Smirnoff and drink it straight while I watch the new Scorsese flick. Hopefully I'll burn out my liver and die before I can ever suffer unhappiness again. Salut brothers. What a life.
I'm getting schizo vibes from your post, but good on you for giving up the bottle and then realizing it made you what you are. Enjoy the Scorsese kino.
>I'm getting schizo vibes from your post
ya think!?
schiz-anon just drink nice ale or something, dont drink vodka that shit will make you crazy
kino
There's a new Scorcese flick?
The Irishman
I guess it's not that new but I havent seen it yet
I dunno if it's supposed to be a comedy but al pacino calling everyone a wienersucker while de niro sits there with that perplexed expression is making me laugh out loud
It's a good movie but the de aging effect on de Niro is terrible
I watch movies at 480p if possible or if not then 720p. It makes them feel more realistic to me as I dont like HD effects.
>Stop drinking
>Start reading and working out
>Life improves 10x
Give it a go lads
What do you read?
Cinemaphile
Currently reading a series by Stephen Fry about ancient greek myths and legends, pretty comfy stuff
tfw stopped drinking but too dumb now to read smart shit
I did xanax and just having a chill night drinking beer and listening to early 2000s musiq
Link me some songs anon
I dont get the point of this thread. I dont want to imagine drinking Im off booze!
For me its drinking untill i pass out and shit myself
Shitting myself is a new dimension in my alcoholism. What a life
Ever heard of the Triple Crown? There is always room for improvement.
What are the three elements that make the crown?
Shit, piss, and vomit on yourself. You win the Triple Crown so we'd parade you around like Secretariat so all would know your glory.
Is it normal to blackout from drinking vodka?
Yes
Sweet, it started a few years ago. Don't think I had memory losses before that.
I used to do that while gaming, pretty sweet.
You should probably start regulating a little better to be safe, because people who blackout frequently represent a smaller subsection of drinkers and have a tendency to die in awful ways, and often develop lengthy arrest records. Be careful. A good idea is to drink a standard cup (8oz) of water between each drink, or to have no more than one drink every 45-90 minutes. In my teens and early 20s I blacked out once a week or more, and while it led to a lot of fun, I'll never remember a good deal of it, and it resulted in an equal amount of trouble.
Thanks, I've cut down on drinking a lot, it's like once a month instead of every Friday and Saturday, and when in company I try to keep it under control. I'm a good drunk, though and don't get violent or anything bad, just talk too much.
Something like 40% of drinkers have blacked out at-least once in their lives IIRC, so it's not abnormal.
Yeah, and the only way to stop that is to mix it with red bull. Then you'll never sleep again.
its unamerican not to drink on the 4th of july weekend
Shut up you jihadi bastard
Been getting shakes really bad the day after drinking lately, think its time for a break
All kidding aside, this is where you make the choice to either live the alkie life or not.
This exact symptom. You now have to choose.
it's too late for me then
not necessarily too late, you can always clean up your act, but it shows manifestation of neurological issues. there is damage, that's all. it's not the end of the world.
one of my buddies stopped at that point, another buddy chose to keep drinking.
>DUDE BOOZE LMAO
>DUDE LET'S CIRCLEJERK ABOUT BEING WORTHLESS ADDICTS LMAO
alcoholics are far more annoying than potheads at this point
Nah, stoners are way worse
It's not a contest. All addicts are annoying, and that includes those addicted to things that are not drugs or alcohol.
People who drink alcohol don't even see it as a drug. They can't even comprehend how they're just another annoying drug addict
>Frogposter
>being proud about being a useful contributing member of le society
Facebook is that way to the left
you chose to be in this thread. It's a coping thread with all of the sad and pathetic self loathing, with none of the self delusion. Everyone here is exactly aware of how bad drinking is, and how shit their lives are, and the face they put on is a thin veneer of irony and satirical humor, satirizing their own miserable lives to cheer up themselves and others, most of their peers being in this very thread for the very same reasons. I truly don't think you are a real person if you actually missed this blatant and obvious distinction.
So how we all feeling this fine sunday night? Whats everyone up to?
Watched The Mouth of Madness, now watching Constantine.
it's monday morning here and i'm home and 9 beers deep after working nightshift
i guess i'll wish our amerilards a happy 4th of July
don't have to imagine been pounding cold brewskis and grilling steaks all day getting ready to blow up some shit for the 4th of July