Imagine getting paralyzed over a shitty Harry Potter movie

Imagine getting paralyzed over a shitty Harry Potter movie

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be stunt double
    >end up in a wheelchair and balding
    >guy you were covering for grew up to be a handsome millionaire chad

    rough

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      going to be even more tough when Danny boy get the wolverine job and becomes a sex symbol among zoomer girls

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he seems too chill to be a good wolverine

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        pic of the incident

        I don't trust square pictures.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          mindbroken so early. zoomers are really aren't viable in any matter are they

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up you insecure moron

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's some weapons grade projecting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his HAIR!!!!!!!!
      Zoomers are funny lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        mad and balding

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just shave it off, man.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Daniel Radcliffe
      >chad
      Please, he's a tiny little dandy, i could crumple him like a tin can. I bet he fits into my palm whole

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mate, he might be 5'6, but he could fricking kick your ass I bet. Easily. He's a fricking blackbelt and trains 6 times a week. It's not all about height you fricking ogre twat. Where do you live?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're posting on Cinemaphile in 2023.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Daniel Radcliffe
      >grew up

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit happens.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They know what they're getting into.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt a kid stunt double does. Probably got told he gets to play Harry Potter during the action scenes and jumped at the chance only for it to ruin his life.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't think the stunt double was an actual kid. just a short adult who had the same proportions as the kid actor.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh ok. Then he got what he deserved.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like Parry Plegic

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy probably got a massive settlement from Warner Bros, if not through insurance.

    Would you rather wageslave for 50 years with the ability to walk or be a paraplegic millionaire?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its tough but tbh anon
      however if I was a cripple my life wouldn't be that much different

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The latter, without question.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you rather wageslave for 50 years with the ability to walk or be a paraplegic millionaire?
      And these are the only two options …

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are for most people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      student doubles sign contracts so that they can't sue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its tough but tbh anon
      however if I was a cripple my life wouldn't be that much different

      nah youre crazy, being disabled like that is literally the worst thing that can happen to you. homie cannot move his own legs, literally can't walk anywhere. he cant stretch. he cant go ANYWHERE without it being a hassle, and a ton of things he just straight up can't do at all

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is NOTHING compared to the indignity of being a wagie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        both scenarios
        = waking up feeling like shit
        = feeling like shit during the day
        = going to bed feeling like shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        handy capable people can do anything humans can do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post was made by a moron who takes his ability to walk for granted.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he's paralysed from the chest down he presumably can't empty his own bowels and needs someone to literally help him shit. He can't clean himself either so he'll never have any privacy.
      He also can't have sex or even jerk off because he'll have no feeling in his wiener, but his testicles will still be producing hormones so he'll still get horny.
      Absolute living nightmare, I'd rather be the broke ugly wageslave I am any day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wageslave. Easily. Being a cripple is my ultimate nightmare, next to blindness. There's no point to that money if you can't perform the most basic task of fricking walking. It's over for you as a person if that happens. You're not appreciating your ability to walk and not recognizing it as an absolute blessing. Zoomer, for sure.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My mom was paralyzed from the waist down. She could lift her foot maybe and inch when laying down. Her muscles constantly contracted and spasmed. Her legs filled with water and swelled horribly. Her body could no longer regulate temperature in her legs so they would have hot flashes or extreme pain in cold. Circulation was poor so often she would get the feeling of pins and needles. She always had restless legs but it made it worse and she couldn't even move them. Sometimes she would just beat the shit out of her legs with those things with a loop crippled people use to put around their foot and move their leg.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could she not just amputate the legs if they're both useless and a significant hindrance?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doctors wouldn't do that. They did however start killing off her nerves intentionally but the pain never subsided till the day she died.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        could she still jerk her pussy?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No idea but she didn't have very good control of her bladder. Plenty of bed wetting or just not being able to hold it while in her chair. Luckily she she had better but not perfect bowel control.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            🙁

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I spit my coffee out on my computer when I read this, you baka effing see you next tuesday.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s fricking shit.. I’d rather amputate then put up with that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well we were poor and shit costs money. She was probably millions of dollars in debt. We just happened to live in a city with a very charitable hospital which has a complete medical monopoly there. She sold some of her oxy, vicadin, and gabapentin to help pay the bills. I was a lowly dishwasher at the time so I didn't make much.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how was she paralyzed?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ligma

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is steve jobs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Car accident. Originally they thought she had an infarction but ruled that out. Her spine wasn't broken or anything. They didn't really know what was wrong with her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can earn your way out of the wage cage.
      You can never escape the rolling chair cage.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a stuntman in Hollywood super production isn't exactly what I would call wageslavig.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic of the incident

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermione is laughing. Wtf you b***h

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a black queen stunt noob and getting killed because Deadpool 2 blackwashed a character.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yas Queen Slain

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    and going bald!

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is that guy his stunt double? Dude is bald and in a wheelchair, they look nothing alike

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting paralyzed over any israelitewood slop

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did her arm get run over in a looney toons sketch?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get paid to do dangerous stunts
      >the purpose of this role is so the real actors don't get injured and put hundreds of people out of work until they recover
      >do a dangerous stunt
      >get injured
      >sue
      Americans are a different breed, aren't they?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because there's supposed to be precautions before the stunt, if those aren't taken and the stuntman gets hurt they're liable. I think.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their job isn't to intentionally get injured. There are safety procedures in place, and if they're not followed properly then there could be grounds to sue.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She sued because the job she was hired for changed and they didn't take the safety precautions they said they would and then when she was injured it turned out the studio lied about the insurance clause they had for her in case she got hurt.

        They basically did a "trust me bro" and didn't file the paperwork.

        did her arm get run over in a looney toons sketch?

        Her forearm was de gloved, and the hope was she would be able to use her arm after it healed and instead it was a lump of unusable shit so they cut it off. Look up de gloving to feel like you are in hell.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm suprised she still has her face, wasn't it 'crushed and De-gloved'?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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    He slammed into a wall and broke his neck, you mass replying moron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But what was the stunt and what was he trying to do?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's already been explained.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where? You're lying, aren't you?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was trying to act in one of the dullest franchises bla bla I don't have it you get the picture

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Radcliffe is barely taller than the guy and he's in a wheelchair.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    they were shooting the scene where they go to platform 9 and 3/4 but slammed into the wall instead of going through

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It happenes all the time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The world needs a movie where a supernatural killer turns everyday situations into chinese security cam footage and everyone starts wondering who's going to get horribly injured or die, often causing those accidents by trying to avoid them.
        > From an ESL producer that overheard the plot of the Final Destination latter sequels..

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wand status?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why they don't make Segway-like vehicles for cripples. Could even have automatic position changer, like a standing desk. It's like they wanted to further humiliate them by making everyone look down at them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what would keep them upright?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some kind of rigid frame on their backs?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        build in one of those seats they put on shopping carts for kids

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cripple rides segway
      >their legs are just flopping in the wind with a rustling sound

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy you were covering for grew up to be a handsome millionaire chad
    lel, he's a basic manlet, he's rich though

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

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