Thought about having sex with a butterface lady at work who's in her late 40s (I'm 22).
Just gotta ease into it with plausible deniablitiy just incase she freaks out and reports me to HR.
You sound too fearful and insecure in your ability to seduce and frick her, no wonder..
https://i.imgur.com/HCzDrTo.jpg
imagine having sex.
You only make yourself suffer by imagining that. If youre an incel the only option you have is ditch the idea of women and sex completely out of your brain like when you were a kid, if you want to be happy that is. You wanna stay miserable, keep obsessing with women, porn, sex, ass and breasts, but you suffer if you get no poon and are so obssesed over it... I overcame my sex drive but I still have urges to grope or hug women, sometimes give in to them and get in trouble, it sucks being a hoeless loser
Real people have real insecurities and are afraid of things. I can do it though, unless im not her type or something. I'm more worried about the aftermath if she happens to refuse. Worried about what I would have to cover up and lie about etc.
The frick you mean refuse? You think that's how sex works? You do it by flirting dumbass not asking you wanna frick. You just keep revealing more and more reasons why you are a forever alone virgin
Autism is a wonderful disease. maybe god invented it when jesters or clowns started to die out
9 months ago
Anonymous
Ask an ugly woman if she wants to frick and if she's desperate enough she will say yes. I don't know why this is so hard for you to believe.
You don't need to a song and dance of asking how the weather is and you can literally speedrun to the finish.
9 months ago
Anonymous
are you calling me a clown? do I amuse you? funny how? how am I funny?
9 months ago
Anonymous
You dont amuse me but i did imply you fricking yourself over with your autism is amusing, though i find it really sad
Sex is a dark triad trait. Saw many 5'4 thugs with small chins ugly as shit get women to worship them, a nice guy will seem gay in the eyes of women, a weak guy overall will never stand a chance. If you can't get laid, it's because you are unironically a sweetheart candyass low test nice guy weak as frick. And you can't fake it either, sorry. Your best bet is injecting testosterone so your behaviour will naturally be more dark triad without faking it
Well think about it, you're literally FRICKING someone. Yeah yeah they cope by saying "we made love. We had sex" no b***h, he fricked you, held you down, made you cry, slapped you, grabbed you by your neck, threw you around in bed like a piece of furniture, you didn't "make love"
You think women look at a pussy nice guy and imagine doing this stuff to them? Yeah they do and laugh their ass off lmao the idea of a nice guy having sex is like a 3 feet midget saying "i will kick your ass" you will just laugh like cartman in that episode
You talking about getting a girlfriend is a different story. Any good looking guy regardless of his personality gets laid every day, all he has to do is exist and prostitutes on tinder will do one night stands with him.
I want sex in a healthy and loving relationship.
I don't want to behave like a violent thug so I can get sex from women who don't even genuinely love me
I've had the same fwb for about 7 years. of course, we're both unstable alcoholics, so it's the closest thing to a relationship that either of us can achieve.
I remember seeing this in theaters with my girlfriend at the time. It was honestly the first time I said to myself Man, maybe Justin Timberlake isn't a homosexual and he's actually funny.
>imagine marrying someone who's been casually and drunkenly cum inside dozens-hundreds of times >imagine perceiving your wife as motherly when your child kisses the same face that has had dozens of random men's loads deposited on it
shiggy diggy
There's something worse than not having sex. It's wanting to have sex but you can't perform to her satisfaction due to physical issues beyond your control.
Is that what "benefits" means? I thought it was beneficial to not have to listen to a woman prattle on incessantly.
well if shes your friend youre going to be doing that for free
Thought about having sex with a butterface lady at work who's in her late 40s (I'm 22).
Just gotta ease into it with plausible deniablitiy just incase she freaks out and reports me to HR.
don’t do it unless she gives you signals first
Caught her staring at me multiple times. Unless she likes staring at ugly things I think I'm in the clear.
Sometimes don't do it even if they do give signals.
Some people aren't worth the lack if discretion and overall crazy they carry around.
>she gives you signal
if I could fricking read the fricking invisible things I wouldn't need fricking benefits, moron!
You sound too fearful and insecure in your ability to seduce and frick her, no wonder..
You only make yourself suffer by imagining that. If youre an incel the only option you have is ditch the idea of women and sex completely out of your brain like when you were a kid, if you want to be happy that is. You wanna stay miserable, keep obsessing with women, porn, sex, ass and breasts, but you suffer if you get no poon and are so obssesed over it... I overcame my sex drive but I still have urges to grope or hug women, sometimes give in to them and get in trouble, it sucks being a hoeless loser
Real people have real insecurities and are afraid of things. I can do it though, unless im not her type or something. I'm more worried about the aftermath if she happens to refuse. Worried about what I would have to cover up and lie about etc.
The frick you mean refuse? You think that's how sex works? You do it by flirting dumbass not asking you wanna frick. You just keep revealing more and more reasons why you are a forever alone virgin
It works however I want it to work. In my opinion asking if a person wants to frick is flirting.
Autism is a wonderful disease. maybe god invented it when jesters or clowns started to die out
Ask an ugly woman if she wants to frick and if she's desperate enough she will say yes. I don't know why this is so hard for you to believe.
You don't need to a song and dance of asking how the weather is and you can literally speedrun to the finish.
are you calling me a clown? do I amuse you? funny how? how am I funny?
You dont amuse me but i did imply you fricking yourself over with your autism is amusing, though i find it really sad
don't shit where you eat. don't butter your bread at work bro.
>shitting where you eat just to frick a post-wall butterface
Holy shit, you must be desperate. For frick's sake get a hooker.
I fricked 2 of my female collegues and got 3rd in the works. I agree with anons it's really not that great idea.
i honestly can't even imagine any more
>No Strings Attached released the same year
lol they really werent hiding their brainwashing
No Strings Attached is the better movie too, way better story.
>1 minute difference in runtime
>0.3 difference in IMDb rating
>$0.3m difference in worldwide box office
Pretty remarkable
>i get to bang and defile you and you just leave after without bothering me? sign me up!
why TF are Ashton's feet in this photo! DISTRUBING!
>with israelites
uhm no
uh...based?
cringe
or someone wants to make a movie but due to obligations/contracts the movie ends up being made by different groups of people
Not only is sex embarrassing, it's god damn disgusting too
It is when you're involved.
Sex is a dark triad trait. Saw many 5'4 thugs with small chins ugly as shit get women to worship them, a nice guy will seem gay in the eyes of women, a weak guy overall will never stand a chance. If you can't get laid, it's because you are unironically a sweetheart candyass low test nice guy weak as frick. And you can't fake it either, sorry. Your best bet is injecting testosterone so your behaviour will naturally be more dark triad without faking it
>Sex is a dark triad trait.
that honestly blows my mind.
Well think about it, you're literally FRICKING someone. Yeah yeah they cope by saying "we made love. We had sex" no b***h, he fricked you, held you down, made you cry, slapped you, grabbed you by your neck, threw you around in bed like a piece of furniture, you didn't "make love"
You think women look at a pussy nice guy and imagine doing this stuff to them? Yeah they do and laugh their ass off lmao the idea of a nice guy having sex is like a 3 feet midget saying "i will kick your ass" you will just laugh like cartman in that episode
They do if he's a good looking nice guy. Even good looking midgets mog you in the bedroom.
Well I never seen it happen. I still wait for the day I see a mentalcel autist nice guy get a girlfriend, regardless of his looks.
You talking about getting a girlfriend is a different story. Any good looking guy regardless of his personality gets laid every day, all he has to do is exist and prostitutes on tinder will do one night stands with him.
i’m a nice guy but learned to goblin mode in sex
I want sex in a healthy and loving relationship.
I don't want to behave like a violent thug so I can get sex from women who don't even genuinely love me
go be gay then.
>healthy and loving relationship
>gay
come on, anon
>Saw many 5'4 thugs with small chins ugly as shit get women to worship them
Thats a lie
just because it's anecdotal, doesn't mean it's false
Has FWB ever actually worked long-term? Are there any real-life examples of it not blowing up or just becoming a regular relationship?
I've had the same fwb for about 7 years. of course, we're both unstable alcoholics, so it's the closest thing to a relationship that either of us can achieve.
Holy shit. I know you. Youre frickin Glenn.
I remember seeing this in theaters with my girlfriend at the time. It was honestly the first time I said to myself Man, maybe Justin Timberlake isn't a homosexual and he's actually funny.
... Fiends ... Whites... Benefits..?!
*Smacks lips*
Das rite!
>imagine marrying someone who's been casually and drunkenly cum inside dozens-hundreds of times
>imagine perceiving your wife as motherly when your child kisses the same face that has had dozens of random men's loads deposited on it
shiggy diggy
I wanna have sex with my gf
There's something worse than not having sex. It's wanting to have sex but you can't perform to her satisfaction due to physical issues beyond your control.
shuddup meg