IMAGINE IF?

>imagine you are sitting there with just your laptop in your bedroom
>technology gets so advanced that you can make movies from your bedroom by just typing prompts from your laptop with everything including your customized actors built from your mind like having the Mandalorian set and studio in your own home
>takes about as much effort as somebody who writing a book and self-publishing it on Amazon, but with software that formats your text into a movie similar to having an editing bay and master footage already filmed
Would you create movies with just your PC, Cinemaphile?
Would you try to sell them on streaming platforms to make a living?
If you can make money creating movies without leaving your house similar as authors can self-publish books on Kindle Direct or whatever, why not do it?
THE AI IS RISING.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can already do that. It’s called; my imagination.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I can already do that. It’s called; my imagination.
      ok now show me one of your movies by uploading it to mega or something
      oh wait you can't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Just a 5 second loop of imagin-anon blowing a bunch of dudes
      your imagination fricking sucks homosexual and frick you too for making me see it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is unironically what this tech will bring us first and foremost. Porn is always the deciding factor in what form of mass media gets adopted. Humans are just degenerate scumbags.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't sell that shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the white ubermensch mind

      >I can already do that. It’s called; my imagination.
      ok now show me one of your movies by uploading it to mega or something
      oh wait you can't

      >Just a 5 second loop of imagin-anon blowing a bunch of dudes
      your imagination fricking sucks homosexual and frick you too for making me see it.

      You can't sell that shit.

      >the degenerated hebrew mind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if you're an npc LVL 5?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You'll need to put more categories on the left to find my apple. Can't imagine having the brain of someone who can only see apples to the right of 1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mhiy iiMajanitoNe
      Tell us your gay without telling us your gay.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you try to sell them on streaming platforms to make a living?
    No. There will be thousands if not millions of people doing the exact same thing.
    >Would you create movies with just your PC, Cinemaphile?
    No. Entirely lacking of soul.
    >If you can make money creating movies without leaving your house similar as authors can self-publish books on Kindle Direct or whatever, why not do it?
    Because who the frick would want your movie if they can just see the plot and recreate it themselves in their own program? Or better yet, make a movie that they would want to see for their specific taste?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No. There will be thousands if not millions of people doing the exact same thing.
      That's like saying millions of people write books. They don't.
      >Because who the frick would want your movie if they can just see the plot and recreate it themselves in their own program? Or better yet, make a movie that they would want to see for their specific taste?
      because most people would not be able to do that due to lack of imagination and skill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >That's like saying millions of people write books. They don't
        Because writing books takes a lot of time and work, unlike generating a movie from a prompt

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They'd take down the Internet before they gave you that power

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine if the entertainment media is 100x more soulless and hacky than it already is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would bet that most AI created movies would be better than today's movies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well yes because you wouldn't have stronk sassy femoid Black folk everywhere so it's really no contest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Will be built into the program

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I alright write stories for myself before bed everyday. Daydreaming to help me sleep.
    Ai Is not being creative, nor did the user create any of the art.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone is going to have to catch up to NVIDIA and press them on memory before we can meaningfully advance on the home AI movie dream, otherwise they're gonna keep being cheap with that 24GB limit on consumer cards.

      >Ai Is not being creative
      Almost all the way down the filmmaking chain someone is describing what they want (prompting) to someone capable of making it happen (AI). Using a computer that can pull from billions of parameters isn't drastically different.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >isn't drastically different.
        except someone there knows what he's doing and why, unlike AI

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We already know that's what AI evangelicals believe will be the case, that's why they're so desperate to believe.
    >bro I can sell my shitty low effort prompts and become a millionaire
    >it's not being a israelite if I'm the one doing it
    For all their supposed benevolent intents of democratizing artforms, in the end they just want to weasel their way into making an easy profit from low effort garbage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AI evangelicals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AI evangelicals
      Are you just combining 2 things you dont like into one term?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        English is hard, yeah?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ai will be only good for making porn, Like Tay Tay being fricked by Muppets

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you create movies with just your PC, Cinemaphile?

    Absofrickilutely, as long as it means that artshits starve to death.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no, i don't want to be successful myself
      >i just want the successful to be brought down to my level
      welcome to the communist party, comrade

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How could you make money off it if anyone can do it ? Plus you can’t copyright Ai art

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that one anon that thinks writing prompts into an Ai art generator makes him an artist
    Kinda sad , not going to lie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would I want to be a worthless paradite?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nobody thinks that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they do sadly enough

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is a kind of modern narcissistic bugman that desires the benefits of being creative (making money, being praised, giving interviews...) while having zero interest in actual creative work. if you find it incredibly easy to imagine yourself giving interviews about your bestselling fantasy saga but struggle to ever write even the first paragraph, you are one of those bugmen. real creatives are the exact opposite, work just happens painlessly because you derive joy from the creative act, and it's the aftermath where you have to sell it, promote it etc that's awkward and annoying.

    the bugman is who "ai" is going to trap, because it promises to let you skip the work (ie the part actually valuable to people with souls) and skip straight to "success" (what bugmen crave). of course it's not going to work, your ai crap will just get lost in a river of other ai crap and you will have neither the joy of work nor the success. the comparison to kindle self-pub is apt because 99% of what gets uploaded there finds no audience and makes no money, because it's completely unreadable garbage made precisely by narcissistic bugmen that spend more time fantasizing about future success than learning how to write.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let's say you do this and make something that starts to get popular, then Disney or some more popular content creator reverse engineers what prompts you gave the AI, changes the hair color of one character and releases it as their own?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >change the hair color of one character
      They don't even need to do that becuase you can't copyright AI shit lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well obviously I just threw that in. But I wonder what these AI lovers do actually think. Will there be a world where they try and say "but Terminator 2 mixed with Robinhood Men in Tights starring Henry Cavill, Alexandria Dodadrio and and James Dean was my idea, no one else can do it!"

        Of theyll be pissed that everyone who wants to watch their thing just does the same thing. When regular movies and tv is as pirated as it is, I can't imagine anyone anywhere ever paying to watch someone else's AI generated content.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot "in an 80s dark fantasy setting"

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok except think about the economics of this
    If(and it is if, not when) the technology can ever make a watchable 2 hour movie, it will be prohibitively expensive to do due to the computational cost
    So you either need to be connected enough to get deals with Netflix or else it's just a very expensive hobby. The idea of just any one of us making films in our bedrooms is silly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theo only way it will be watchable is because audience standards fell harder that they aready are.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI could unironically make better Scooby episodes on the fly with dead voice actors than current Warner shit.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    User created AI movies will be like indie games on Steam, a few will breakout in the mainstream, the rest will be a landfill of dogshit, and most of the public will keep getting their movies from Hollywood

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In time, there will rise a class of people who craft pre-made characters, music and settings for sale. You buy these starter packs and plug it into your AI-Movie Generator, tweak it to your liking and get a movie tailored to your tastes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And what's to stop someone pirating it, copying it with tiny variations and releasing it all for free?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >worring about copyrights in the age of AI
        Hehehehehe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's kinda my point. He's talking about people selling pre-made characters and settings, but who would ever buy them when everything is so easy to replicate and copyright doesn't exist?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What will the A.I do in the future?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI doesn't excite me much. Maybe you need to be a zoomer to get it. I generated some images when the Bing thingy came out and then quickly lost interest again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same. this is the reaction of 99% of people, and the remaining 1% keep doing it not because they care about what's being generated but because they are addiction-prone tards that get dopamine out of pressing the button over and over again, like a slot machine. prompting is fundamentally not a rewarding experience beyond that dopamine hit.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow she's really cute

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