Imagine if everything Kingpin did in his criminal empire revolved around food, a testament to his WEIGHT.
Imagine if everything Kingpin did in his criminal empire revolved around food, a testament to his WEIGHT.
Imagine if everything Kingpin did in his criminal empire revolved around food, a testament to his WEIGHT.
Its not about the money Spider-Man.. its about the Mets baby
>"All you can eat? It's all they can serve ME"
Imagine if everything he said was about food, all of his conversations and schemes were full of food or eating metaphors.
Imagine if his criminal empire was all just a means to an end for his true goal of becoming the world's fattest man.
Imagine if there was some fat superhero who was his main rival in reaching this goal.
Imagine if a lot of Kingpin's plans involve stealing mass quantities of food and eating it all, or getting mad scientists to build machines that will make him BIGGER FATTER AND HUNGRIER.
In addition, imagine if through it all he maintained a Cartman-tier insistence that he's just big-boned and it's all muscle.
I want all of his dialogue to have pauses for heavy breathing
He's the boss of bosses in New York, essentially top dog that controls all organized crime in the city. And technically, or so he refutes given physical feats, that's all muscle not fat
>He's the boss of bosses in New York, essentially top dog that controls all organized crime in the city.
So his superpower is.. Organization and Logistics?
>So his superpower is.. Organization and Logistics?
Indeed, the most terrifying superpower of all.
I have never read a single comic or watched a single cartoon, what is his superpower? being fat?
he's really fricking big and really fricking strong
It's inconsitent if Kingpin is superstrong or if he's just a normal dude who is just really big. Many comics show him with impossible super strenght no human even for his size could have. He's just like Captain America there is no canon answer he's strong as the current writer think he is.
He's been able to overpower Spider-Man since his first appearance so he absolutely does have superstrength despite the insistence that he is just a normal man who has trained to use his size. My headcanon is that he is an undiagnosed mutant with powers similar to The Blob.
>My headcanon is that he is an undiagnosed mutant with powers similar to The Blob.
Anon, no. It's because of his weight.
Approximately two percent of my body mass is FAT. Now I'll overpower and mating press a man with the proportionate strength of a spider.
>kingin-spider-sex
It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Weight a minute, is that what they're doing?
Came here to post this, wasn't disappointed to see it already being posted.
>I wanted to gain weight
>I failed, because of my weight
>I quickly became known as FAT
>I used my weight to break into the law enforcement computer system
>to eradicate all records of my weight
This is amazing.
Does anyone have the Kingpin theme from the Spider-Man Cartoon Maker? That was great fat guy music.