Imagine if Sisney made Pirates of the Caribbean in 2023. What changes?
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Imagine if Sisney made Pirates of the Caribbean in 2023. What changes?
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It could be the exact same movie and chuds would find something to seethe about
Your mom seethed with my penis inside her LOL
Get rekt homosexual
Also check em
Anon if you want to make bait you need to stop saying "chud". It's a dead giveaway that you are trolling.
I remember seeing a post where someone was talking with a coworker about Alien and the coworker said that he didn't think it was "political" (kek) but that if it was released today, shot for shot, then it would've been
Aren't conservatives the anti-corporate ideology now? Facebook, Google, Paypal, Phizer etc?
Not really, because Con Inc is absolutely corrupt and still largely in control of the narrative (though it's slipping more and more).
>in control of the narrative
Right wing narrative I mean.
conservatives only hate corporations because of culture war bullshit, not because for any actual systemic reasons
That's why only the dissident right is viable.
> dissident right
> viable
Absolutely.
>bullshit
Yeah polluting the Earth and destroying society is just meaningless bullshit…
>conservatives giving a shit about corporations polluting
Remind me again which politicians run campaigns on gutting the EPA, increasing drilling on fed lands, slashing regulations against emissions, and building new pipeline
>Inb4 b-b-but biden open land to drilling
Biden, like all democrats, is a conservative
Okay, but you lack morals and all the representatives of your ideology look ugly. Post good looking leftist ideologues, I'm waiting.
Is that a fat corpse?
>pretends he wouldn't hit
Depends on the circumstances and what you mean by hit.
Don’t care about whatever “conservative” shit you’re talking about. The people who pollute the Earth with the hideous fires of industry churning and burning 24/7 dumping trillions of gallons of poison into the ocean to manufacture stupid disposable bullshit and planned obsolescence that shouldn’t exists, importing millions and millions of illegals to live off welfare, trooning out children and chemically lobotomizing them and shoving all that creepy surgical mutilation down their throats in public school and cartoons, powering up the federal government until it’s an all powerful global force like even worse Skynet, whoever those people are need to be fricking killed. This isn’t politics this is good and evil. The fate of human society and all life on Earth. If we’re not in agreement here you’re just some evil creepy pedophile corporate cultist, frick off.
>wanting to kill corporations and governments responsible for mass pollution and govt overreach
Incredibly based, I agree entirely. It's a shame that conservatives are entirely in favor of the former and enable the latter. There's not a single politician in the entire western world who has enough of a spine to do anything that makes their corporate donors unhappy.
>conservatives are entirely in favor of the former and enable the latter
Okay which LGBTQHIV+ giga media/telecoms/industrial manufacture to “conservatives” support…………..? The frick are you talking about.
I was referring to corporate polluting and govt overreach, not your schizo "turning the frogs gay" culture war nonsense.
>schizo
It's not happening? Explain sub-replacement fertility, mass migration, pride parades, etc.
>brown people from poor countries move to rich countries
>gay people do stuff in public
the west has fricking fallen brother we gotta pack it up
Address sub-replacement fertility and why we should let those people in.
>sub replacement fertility
Young people are less optimistic because of everything sucking these days so they're less likely to have children
>why should we let immigrants into our country
Are you serious
>leftist brain hard at work
Maybe coal mining is your calling.
nah you're right, obviously the correct answer is that da joos are trying to reduce the number of white people for some fricking reason and also they want to mutilate children and they're pedophiles too, that's the more likely explanation
whoever made this post really cares about the truth and doesn’t have an emotional personality at all
Sounds like someone is mad that they realized how moronic they sound :^)
Nothing you care about actually means anything. It's a silly distraction. You're not serious about any of it either, it's pure LARP. People like you make me sad. They deserve being refered to as "cattle".
>the schizos who think that the israelites are importing immigrants to reduce white birth rates and that trans people are coming to rape their children are telling me that nothing I care about matters
What do you care about?
>I give any answer imaginable
>you respond telling me I'm wrong and that the truth is actually a psychotic conspiracy theory
I could give any answer from solving world hunger to climate change to being a 9/11 truther and it would go the same way
then why respond
>solving world hunger to climate change
Ridiculous. How underage are you?
>being a 9/11 truther
Now that would be a starting point, just don't make it your identity, the answer is shockingly simple (and almost boring).
you somehow managed to give an even more moronic response than I expected
You don't believe in anything. You believe in eating and pissing and shitting and jerking off.
once again: the schizos who think that the israelites are importing immigrants to reduce white birth rates and that trans people are coming to rape their children are telling me that nothing I care about matters
You don't care about whites being genocided?
And it's undeniable that it's happening, just looking at the most basic data. Sub-replacement fertility + mass migration make sure of it. Just ignore for a second who you think we blame and think about whether you're cool with whites going extinct.
You don't care about your children (should you ever have any, chances are if you find a girl, which is shockingly easy, she's going to kill it in her womb) growing up in a society that doesn't turn them insane, impotent or makes them straight up kill themselves?
It's only getting worse considering the trajectory we are on.
you seem racist and maybe like a pedophile so i get why they’d say that
all of that is real and yes
he sounded butthurt though
said the woman on Cinemaphile
>actual
>systemic
lmao i bet you think sociology is science too
You can't be anti-corporate and pro capitalist at the same time, chuds are just like little brats throwing a forever-tantrum
Don't you worry, we'll make capitalism adhere to morality and things will get better for everyone, even serfs like you.
>we'll make capitalism adhere to morality
You don't even have morality.
Stop watching Steven Bonnell. He literally sucks dick.
no clue who that is
You sound just like him, but then again, why would the mind virus treat you any differently. Doesn't matter where you caught it.
don't think I've ever actually see someone use "le woke mind virus" in a genuine way before
Your reading comprehension sucks. I didn't call it woke, just mind virus.
Shit my bad, I didn't realize you were referring to the OTHER mind virus that righttards talk about incessantly
100% correct and this is why no right-wing ideology can offer any critiques of corporations that aren't either culture war bullshit or conspiracy "da jooz" bullshit
emotional projection
post sucking the dick of emotional projection, probable samegay troony
admitting ignorance
your opinion doesn’t matter
your strawmen are just that
>thinks it's possible to be anti corporate and pro capitalist
confirmed moronic, resume your tirade
learn to read if you want to have a valuable opinion some day my transvestite coded friend
i will get to work learning how to have valuable opinions such as "conservatives are the real anti corporate party" and "we need to protect the environment by electing conservatives to gut the EPA"
awesome things i never said but ok enjoy talking to somebody else
Dude, you're not even on the right wavelength. You're a joke.
I am glad I'm not on "the right wavelength" as you schizos
ya you're on the wavelength of troons and redditors instead. speaking of, you should probably go back and stay there homosexual.
>wahh you're not a schizo lunatic, go back to le reddit
and you probably think other people are NPCs, right
No, it's true. You're not a schizo. You're straight up braindead. Literally nothing going on up there.
>i'm not mad i'm not mad
I'm right though.
Conservatives aren't "anti-corporate". They're anti-whatever pushes cultural/social stuff that they don't approve of. They couldn't give 2 shits about workers rights or anything like that. Only if some company is pushing gays or something. Do you see any Right-winger going hard against corporations like Amazon? Exactly, you don't. They only do so with anything that pushes social stuff they don't like like Budlight. As soon as they stop doing what they don't like, they gleefully continue to consoom from them or don't give a shit about all the other shit they do.
emotional post
This weird hangup with "muh companies" is so pathetic. Does it get any more plebeian? There are more immediate concerns.
he doesn’t exist and this never happened but he’s right
I mean I saw the post, I don't know if the coworker exists because I don't even know who the frick made the post
It's not a meaningless word, it's calling someone ugly. The pitiful thing is that it's used by leftists who are all ugly themselves.
>Jenny with the thumbs up
Why couldn't I save her...
More focus on PoC representation than on good actors, and it doesn’t get as popular as it did as a result.
pirates of the Somalia's?
They would cast an ugly girlboss instead of Keira Knightley (cute girlboss).
More cgi
More minorities
Random lbgt references throughout
17 year old white goddess like Keira would never of been cast
You best start beleivin' in flops, Miss Turner.
>same writing duo as Mask of El Zorro (1998)
No wonder this film is so fun
Elizabeth is not funny nor cute
No romance with Will Turner
Jack Sparrow is black
Nahh Jack is too much of a criminal anti-hero to be black, you can't have a black pirate bc of le somalians too. Will Turner would be a black servant boy who falls in love with the white governor's daughter, and Jack protects them from the Nazi colonists who want them in prison for race mixing
You're welcome Disney
best answer by far
Pirates would be communist, mainly minorities, fighting for freedom against evil white people. Lead by non-white womxn. Jack Sparrow would be a trans.
Will would be a really dumb privileged white guy.
Elizabeth would be the bestest evil black woman who teaches will about how he's been evil and resisting the system of oppression is the most important thing as he becomes an allied.
They would find the aztec gold and return it to it's people.
Barbossa would just be the English Admiral after them.
The british would be the bad guys... Oh wait, they already are
Chud is a combination of the word Chad and Stud.
It's actually a combination of sad and chafe
no one would go see it
This is who calls you "chud" by the way.
>everyone is black
>box office is bad
>series dies after 1 movie
>stop calling me chud!!!! You're ugly!! STOP IT!!!!
My dude, "chud" will never catch on, it doesn't even mean anything. It just outs you as a troony.
Okay but you are ugly. All leftists are.
Instead of rock stars, pirates would be trannies
>LOTR trilogy ended in 2003
>But Pirates trilogy began
Wow what a time
Guybrush is a sassy black kang who still can't act
>My dude, "chud" will never catch on, it doesn't even mean anything. It just outs you as a troony.
Okay but you are ugly.
>Okay but you are ugly.
Low hanging fruit. Your best guys are on the same level "our" worst guys are.
>Low hanging fruit. Your best guys are on the same level "our" worst guys are.
See? Show me the good looking leftists.
What even is this phenotype I’m genuinely so fricking curious. Poor lil mong looks computer animated or some shit
There are people that actually look like that, believe it or not.
Right just looks like a smart alecky, sarcastic b***h boy who always has to slide into conversations with an “um well ackshually,” whereas the kid on the left has some genuinely unnerving, uncanny valley look going on.
Guys please can we just focus on whatever the frick is going on in the left side of thus picture? I need to know what caused this deformation
mixed race aka not white
liberals want your children to look like this
this thread sucks, I wish we could have normal piratekino threads instead of bait
if you're a big pirate autist you might enjoy this
and if you're moderately interested in pirates, do yourself a favor and read Under the Black Flag: The Romance and the Reality of Life Among the Pirates and if you're really interested in pirates check out The Republic of Pirates by Woodard. It drags a bit in the middle, according to people I've loaned it to.
Chud is a fundamentally antisemitic word as the phenotype it describes is a prototypically j*wish one.
Okay I want to know about this one too, how does it happen:
Inbreeding in both cases.
amber heard as jack sparrow
rachel zegler as keira knightley
justice smith as legolas
tom hanks as geoffrey rush
Tia Dalma would be quirky and speak in nothing but 5-10 year old internet humor. She'd also be disgusting and fat and probably shame Jack for being a sexist or something.